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Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me
Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job
Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*
Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her
#batfamily#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#cassandra cain#justice league#oliver queen#green arrow#the flash#barry allen
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The Addams Family (1991)
#Horror#Filmedit#Horroredit#The Addams Family#Barry Sonnenfeld#Anjelica Huston#Raul Julia#Morticia Addams#Gomez Addams#CHB#Quotes#1991#90s
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Anyway, thinking about how Bruce’s mom tendencies bleed over around the League.
He pulls out a Barbie pink scrunchie from his endless utility belt.
Oliver is very sure he’s seen it in Spoiler’s blonde mane before. He wordlessly secures Diana’s hair in a ponytail before she jumps into battle.
Barry skins his knee while running, which, considering, is pretty severe. Definitely not the kind of wound you can treat with Gray Ghost bandages.
“I’m NEVER taking this off.”
“Okay, gross?”
“Shut up, Hal, you don’t even wash your suit, you just make a new one every time!”
“I’m allergic to laundry detergent, everybody knows that, BARRY.”
Bruce does not tolerate their fighting for more than 15 minutes at a time. “I will count to 3.”
Hal is quite literally flabbergasted when, after a particularly rough mission, Batman walks over to him and gently places a plate of fruits before him.
“Hal,” in that rain soft voice. “Fruit.”
“…Thanks?”
He just walks off. Like it’s nothing.
“…Did he just do something nice for me? Everybody saw that, right? You’re all witnesses. “
Everyone’s equal parts shocked and equal parts losing their shit. Clark’s eyes are just slightly red.
“I need to take a nap.”
#THEY’RE HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!#HE CARES ABT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!#so many questions. where did Bruce get the fruit. did he bring it prior to this? how did he know Hal likes kiwis? and how did he know#he can only eat them star shaped?#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#batdad#mom friend bruce wayne#diana prince#hal jordan#barry allen#clark kent#the justice league#justice league
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Hehehe…
#dc#dc comics#funny#art#fan art#batman#fan comic#superman#Wonder Woman#Diana prince#Clark Kent#Bruce wayne#justice league#the flash#Barry Allen#green lantern#Hal Jordon#Martian manhunter#j’onn j’onzz#Zatanna#fandom
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The Shore - Barry McGlashan , 2023.
British, b. 1974 -
Oil on paper over panel , 12 1/4 x 8 1/8 in.
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Honestly I think it’s so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone’s really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.
And then over in the DC universe it’s like. This is Tim Drake. He’s a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he’s still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor’s degree.
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He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured
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The path isn’t a straight line; it’s a spiral. You continually come back to things you thought you understood and see deeper truths.
Barry H. Gillespie
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Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.
Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.
I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.
Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.
#batman#comics#dc comics#justice league#batfamily#batfamily headcanons#justice league headcanon#headcanon#bruce wayne#nightwing#batkids#i think this is the funniest with the flashes#because Wally knows Dick and Bart knows Tim and Barry would just be in the dark
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me if being obsessed with older men was illegal
#and fictitious men too#girlblogging#cillian murphy#drew starkey#mads mikkelsen#hayden christensen#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner x reader#matthew gray gubler#alexander skarsgard#bill skarsgård#tommy shelby x reader#rafe cameron x reader#andrew lincoln#sabrina carpenter#please please please#barry keoghan#especially cillian murphy#cillian murphy x reader#tywin lannister
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The Addams Family (1991)
#Horror#Filmedit#Horroredit#The Addams Family#Barry Sonnenfeld#Anjelica Huston#Morticia Addams#CHB#Quotes#1991#90s
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chris fleming truly has his finger on the pulse of tumblr’s zeitgeist
#.txt#if you saw me post this without the video no you didn’t!! the video didn’t load#chris fleming#barry keoghan
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I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.
Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”
“No.”
“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”
“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”
“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”
“He’s WHAT-“
#barry drinks a satanic amount of coffeeine to keep up his energy so Bruce now has a demonic 8 year old bouncing off the walls#he deserves it#bruce wayne#clark kent#dc#dc comics#justice league#dick grayson#battinson#text#text post
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THE ADDAMS FAMILY
1991, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
#the addams family#the addams family 1991#addams family#morticia addams#anjelica huston#gomez addams#raul julia#barry sonnenfeld#horroredit#spooky season#halloween#october#horror#goth#gothic#dark academia#light academia#witchblr#witch
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