#barret racket

[just-an-enby-lemon]

RQG Characthers and If They Comit Tax Evasion

*PCs*

Hamid -> he thinks he doesn't but he actually does (he trusts his family to do his taxes for him and they just don't cause they are Al Tahains and don't need to)

Sasha -> does not know what taxes are/ still doesn't pay them after learning

Zolf -> people that are part of the cults don't need to pay taxes, that being said after he lefts the Poseidon lot he still does not pay his taxes

Bertie -> hajahahahahahahahaha wait are you serius? Yes! He totally comits tax evasion, he also thinks poor people should pay HIM taxes actually, if pressed will defend feudalism

Grizzop -> No. He doesn't pay taxes but is because the sweet paladin fiscal benefits and still pays a fee to the Artemis lot.

Azu -> No. She doesn't need to pay taxes as a paladin but she comits tax fraud so she can keep paying them.

Cel -> No. They did it for a long time but they don't feel the need to in Japan.

*Some NPCs*

Harlequinns -> Since the taxes are for the Meritocracy no Harlequinn pays them. The Prague ones are in a more complicated spot where they do pay some taxes to keep their position and mostly just commit tax fraud. Einstein likes finding fun ways to do it.

Wilde -> No. He really can't when working that close to the Meritocracy. He also does his coworkers taxes part of it is his workaholic will accept any work tendendices but mostly is so he can spy on people's financial information and collect favors. He did more than once used his position to make someone comitt tax fraud and than gets them in trouble for it (an ex, an enemy, someone he wanted out of the office).

Carter -> Absolutly. 100%

Barnes -> No. He is a good boi.

The Al Tahans -> yup, they also have a lot of financial benefits both because they are bank owners and just for Apophis nepotism style of things.

Kiko -> Yes but not always she sees not getting caught by "dragon IDF" a challenge and Earhart fully incentivizes it.

The Kobolds -> They are all together here because I don't think Kobold society belives in money at all. When they stabelish a goverment they share a part of their inventions and all their resources but it's not really taxes.

Barret -> Yes. Not only that but is very likely that Barret was in fact being paid with people's tax money because of Meritocratic corruption.

Eddie -> also doesn't know what taxes are but for a very different reason, would pay them if he learned. Is tecnically not a crime cause he has paladin imunity and his parents pay his Apollo's fee.

Tjelvar -> No. He is always in his best behavior so he can gather the most financial support for his research and most of meritocratic programs say you have to have a clean criminal record.

[fuckableoldmen]

Today's fuckable old man of the day is:

Barret Racket! He is about 50 and fuckable!

[loverboybrightsideghost]

who would win: super powerful necromantic supercomputer that is powered by thousands of stolen brains VS one boy's love for his cousin

[incorrect-rqg]

Wilde is not on here because. Because. Because I said so.

[thatoneaceinthecorner]

RQG Art Masterpost

Hey guys! So recently I've had a wave of notes on some of my old rqg art, and a few new followers. I got really nostalgic about rqg and decided I wanted an easier way to access my rqg-related art (other than the dumpster fire that is tumblr's tagging system), and I wanted other people who are just finding my art to have an easy way of looking at the rest, if they want to. So I dug through everything and made a masterpost! This post contains links to all the rqg art I've ever posted on tumblr, as well as a couple images that I couldn't find the original posts for, despite all the digging. It's loosely organized, emphasis on loosely, but I hope it should be fun to look through if anyone ever feels like it. Spoiler warning for the whole show, just in case anyone new isn’t done with their first listen. There's also stuff in here that's pretty old and that I don't necessarily love anymore, but seeing how my skills progressed over time is still pretty neat. This is a long post, so I've put all the links under the cut. Enjoy!

My top three pieces and why they're my favorites

General:

Shoin's sketch of London

RQG Inktober: Scars

Resurrection Ritual in the Ursan Village

Zolf Smith, cleric of what comes next (comic)

Alex's horrible Barret Monster with knife arms

Ada and Tesla in their lab with the Babbage brain

"Why didn't you do more" (it's all your fault comic)

Blue-veined arm in Other London

Zolf and Azu hear the hivemind

Sasha and Cicero leave Rome behind them

Apophis in human form

Party camping outside the Garden of Yerlik

Kantu!! Because I thought they were cute

Also these two drawings, the ones I couldn't find the original posts for. Azu giving Hamid a piggy-back, and a really old drawing of Azu in Carter's mind museum.

Sasha Racket:

Sasha hangs out with gargoyles (and sphinxes)

Sasha portrait

Goodbye, Brock

Goodbye, Grizzop

If Grizzop had lived and helped raised Sasha's kids

Sasha deserves bat wings, as a treat

"I so wish you could meet them"

My very first drawing of Sasha, post-Kafka fight

Wilde:

Wilde masterpost (yes he has his own)

"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars"

His brain might've popped

Wilde looking pretty (plus bonus shitpost sketch)

"Oh Wilde, you must have been so scared"

Wilde with blue veins

Wilde gets his magic back (first time I ever drew him)

Zoscar:

Wild and Zolf in the rain, epilogue

"We've got this" "Yeah, we've got this" aka Parallels

Breath of Life

Wilde's first death

Peace and comfort (for once)

Actually some more peace and comfort

And a little more

Aaand back to some angst

RQG Zine Art:

The End of the World As We Know It

How Little He Matters

Rome Is Where the Heart Is

Animatics/Animations/Videos:

Hamimatic - Immature

Zolf is the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

Wilde and Zolf in the rain but animated this time

Sasha protecting Wilde in Paris

Time lapse of some of the "Breath of Life" drawing

Ben Meredith quoting Jenna Marbles (starring Toothbrush Zolf)

Doodles, sketches, and requests:

Messy busts of the whole party (plus Wilde, obviously)

Azu and Grizzop outfit/deity swap

Never wake a sleeping Barnes (comic)

Toothbrush Zolf

Azu caring for undead Sasha

Ada mourning Babbage AU

Fun sketch page of various PCs

Domestic Zolf and Wilde

Canon-compliant under-dressed Zolf (look he's posing like the coppertone baby from that one brand of sunscreen, i thought it was funny)

Sasha and Wilde bonding time

If Sasha and Cel met each other

Sasha and Zolf, amputee buddies

Wilde in a flower crown (Everyone Liked That)

More domestic Zolf and Wilde

Sasha playing with Hamid's twin brothers

Sasha looking after Grizzop's kids

Zolf and Wilde hugging

Sasha and Skraak, dynamic duo

Barnes and Carter hugging

Kobold in the kitchen with Zolf

Ada holding down the fort

Happy Hamid

Cel and Grag

Wilde and Hamid high-five

[podcastsexyman-battleroyale]

Art Request

Hi folks! We’ve got a large number of participants for our little tourney! Since these are podcast people, most of them don’t have official/free to use art. So, especially since we have multiple characters from the same podcasts, I need your help!

Below is a list of characters. If their name is not crossed out, that means I need art! Please dm me your art (and how you would like to be properly credited if it differs from your blog handle). Do not send art that isn’t yours unless you have explicit permission from the artist.

Characters are ordered by show (shows listed alphabetically) and not by bracket listing. Brackets will be revealed after preliminary rounds.

Alice (Alice isn’t Dead)

Rat/Jacob (Archive 81)

Aava Arek (Campaign Podcast)

Amos Faraday (In Transit)

Kayne (Malevolent)

Kellin

Hastur/The King in Yellow

Collins/The Butcher

Wallace “Andrew” Larson

Isaac Prince (Mayfair Watcher’s Society)

Queen of the Summer Sun (Mistholme Museum of Mystery Morbidity and Mortality)

Bryony Halbech (Red Valley)

Barret Racket (Rusty Quill Gaming)

John Hunger (TAZ)

Kravitz

Roger Kaplan (The Bridge)

Mark Bryant (The Bright Sessions)

Nyathi (The Secret of St Kilda)

Sid Wright (The Silt Verses)

Katabasian/mason

Elias Bouchard (TMA)

Oliver Banks

Gerard “Gerry” Keay

Michael Shelley/The Distortion

Tim Stoker

Mike Crew

Mikaele Salesa

Jordan Kennedy

Peter Lukas

Sasha Wire (TPP)

Ty (Woe.Begone)

Marcus Cutter (Wolf 359)

Eric Chapman (Wooden Overcoats)

Kevin (WTNV)

Earl Harlan

Kasper Rodes

[eleanor-is-fine]

RQG 90 Family Matters

Recap - stab your feelings! and annihilate the squizzard!

Sasha is pretty hopeless but finds some peace with gargoyles (again)

Saleh’s story - beholden to Barret Racket (of the Rackets)

(side note about the Meritocrats banning resurrection and making all related items and materials inaccessible)

Saleh Sr takes it on in the least supportive way possible

[evilkitten3]

i love characters that are just like. completely unsympathetic. terrible people who bad things are going to happen to and i am going to enjoy their suffering. give me a semi-charismatic hate sink whose head i can shove down the toilet like a cliche middle school bully played by a 30-year-old

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Every single time Barret opens his mouth (specially when mentioning my fav, my baby, the best, Sasha) I'm just:

[fuckableoldmen]

barret racket from rusty quill gaming?

he looks so tired i love him added

[wildesfancyfrock]

i just really hate barret racket

he is just like my father gndnfbd

Me making his Valentine’s day present, listening to a podcast together and thinking about how lucky i am to have him-

Him: SHUT THE FUCK UP BARRET!!!!

[vampyreblogger]

RQG SEXYPERSON COMPETITION MASTERPOST

Each round will last a week.

ROUND ONE

POLL A:

ada lovelace VS albert einstein VS amelia earheart VS amelie rose VS apophis VS ashen VS atsuanuub VS augusta leigh VS aziza hawaa al-tahan VS azu

WINNER: azu

POLL B:

barret racket VS bertus VS sir bertrand "bertie" macguffingham VS bi ming gusset VS bolla smok VS brock VS bronc VS celquinthion sidebottom VS charles babbagge VS chinua

WINNER: celquinthion sidebottom

POLL C:

cicero VS draal VS driak VS edward keystone VS eldarion VS elijah wormwood VS emeka VS eren fairhands VS eva van djik VS feryn smith

WINNER: edward keystone

POLL D:

figgis VS francois henri VS franz kafka VS friedrich (airship) VS friedrich (cult of apollo) VS gideon marsten-langdon VS gragg coulson VS grizzop drik acht amsterdam VS guivres VS hamid saleh haroun al-tahan

WINNER: grizzop drik acht amsterdam

POLL E:

harrison campbell VS hawaa layla halima VS hirald smith VS howard carter VS isaac newton VS jacques piaget VS james barnes VS jasper VS jean-luc bolieau VS jeremy

WINNER: james barnes

POLL F:

khantu VS kiko VS kondha VS la gourmande VS lady starling VS liliana beekos VS little VS maximus VS lord byron VS marie curie VS meerk

WINNER: kiko

POLL G:

mr ceiling VS natun VS nikola tesla VS oscar wilde VS paulette loup VS rakefine VS richard haringay VS sagax VS saira hawaa layla al-tahan VS saleh amoun al-tahan

WINNER: oscar wilde

POLL H:

saleh ibrahim al-tahan VS sasha racket VS sassraa VS selene souchet VS shoshva VS siggif VS skraark VS sohra VS sumutnyerl VS tadyka

WINNER: sasha racket

POLL I:

thomas edison VS vesseek VS vivianne messier VS yoshida shoin VS zolf smith

WINNER: zolf smith

ROUND TWO

POLL A:

azu VS celquinthion sidebottom VS edward keystone

WINNER: celquinthion sidebottom

POLL B:

grizzop drik acht amsterdam VS james barnes VS kiko

WINNER: james barnes

POLL C:

oscar wilde VS sasha racket VS zolf smith

WINNER: oscar wilde

ROUND THREE

celquinthion sidebottom VS james barnes VS oscar wilde

WINNER: oscar wilde

[thetasteofsunshineonyourtongue]

I Had To Do It (words changed by me with inspiration from @arczeroes barret rant on discord from a few months ago)

Transcript:

BARRET RACKET? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING BARRET RACKET GOD DAMN FOOL SQUID COLLECTING DIRT EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT LEADER OF TRASH LONDON BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN MAFIA GARBAGE MOTHERFUCKING BARRET RACKET

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT BARRET RACKET I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP SQUIDS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MUSTACHE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said barret rackets waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

If i have to deal with barret racket speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to relisten to the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

I dont even know why i hate him so much. He does math but i am just mad because i am angy

He better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he’s just some rich shithead whos a fan of hades and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a ring make him kill a man cuz if he didnt im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateBarretRacket episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned that he might have broken out of jail and i lost it

Where the fuck is barret racket if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

Crusty old man

Ill punch barret and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that is left is one final ring he kept on him at all times engraved with the words Now You Fucked Up in ancient draconic

Im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

I hope theres a date given for when barret died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

Every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up rings

[incorrect-rqg]

The Blue Veins are not included because they're more of an abstract force that the party doesn't really directly combat.

[arcane-memories]

BARRET RACKET? STUPID IDIOT WEASEL BARRET RACKET GOD DAMN FOOL RING TRADING DUST EATING RAT OLD DIRT MAN IDIOT LEADER OF TRASH LONDON BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE UNDERWORLD LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN MAFIA GARBAGE BARRET RACKET. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT BARRET RACKET I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY SCREWED UP RINGS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO MESS AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST TRADE THEM WITH OTHERS IS HE DEAD IS HE A DOUCHE MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS UGLIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME. if i wanted to get into the death planes and the gods said barret rackets waiting inside i would spit on the gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent even further down the planes. if i have to deal with barret racket speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he controls lower london but i am just mad because i am angy. he better have a tragic backstory to explain this if hes just some rich douche canoe whos a fan of hades and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a spell make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him. paypal(dot)com/IHateBarretRacket episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned that he might have broken out of jail and I lost it. where the hell is barret racket if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. crusty old man. ill punch barret and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge nat20 charged fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final letter he kept on him at all times simply titled I Am (Not) Sorry Sasha in ancient latin. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when barret died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone. everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many cursed rings.

- By all RQG-Fans during the newest few episodes