#i just. love Absolute Bastards
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Stupid, sexy Barnabos
#legends of avantris#loa#icebound#skrimm stabbaskotch#barnabos the dreadwake#not sure if this has a ship name i haven't really seen any content for it but. i Absolutely have a type when it comes to ship dynamics#and it's Big Strong Fat Man and tiny bastard guy#drew this while watching episode 9 of icebound. to cope with the stress :)#Skrimm is NOT beating the Down Bad For Barnabos allegations and tbh neither am i#and i just loved the mental image of Skrimm gripping his own ears over Gay Panic and had to draw it#my art#skrimbos
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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#mdzs#jiang cheng#lan wangji#wei wuxian#jin ling#ig in this universe jiang cheng already knows about lan sizhui. which is also a headcanon i see a lot in fic#god that's so funny tho. jc recognizes wen yuan and just decides not to say shit. king honestly#ig also in this universe jiang cheng kept all of wwx's shit for absolutely not sentimental reasons. no reason in particular actually myob#which is also a headcanon i see a lot in fic. wwx comes back to lotus pier and jc just has his room perfectly preserved#i like that headcanon. jc keeps all the things his dead loved ones leave him and he guards them as preciously as he guards his own memories#his father's sect. his mother's whip. his brother's flute. his sister's son#augh the tags got serious#anyways apparently lwj is 188cm and jc is 185cm. fucking tall bastards ugh#that 3cm difference probably has jc seething#yanyan polls
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I SWEAR CELEBI'S THINGY IS COMING SOON BUT I REALLY WANTED TO POST THIS ALRIGHT
yeaah... future trio got me too...
and Darkrai is there too, because of course he is.
hey look i drew a cute Drifloon :D
...ignore the rest
whatever started at Darkrai doodles ended in brainrot of future trio + darkrai and I'm blaming @scribz-ag24 for this
#Can you believe between the first pic and the 4th pic is only a week inbetween. I sure can't but like why did I mirror the pose...#ON ACCIDENT??? Everytime I look at the two Grovyles I'm like... how... how did they end up so differently???#also probably blaming @cozybells as well for this but I really fear tagging people so I'm just letting y'all know in the tags because#I do wanna let everyone know who inspired me when someone did <333 better get running [you know who you are!!!!] DusnoirXDarkrai is next...#also: upon seeing scribz-ag24's art my brain said: You need to color too! ah yeah that went well with the doodle batch#I really hope you're able to read everything with how messy I can write sometimes. If not please let me know and I'll add sth in this post!#Also the doodle batch was the first thing I drew so well... never drew dusknoir before and grovyle once i think...#please go easy on me I have yet to explore the relationship between literally everyone😭 and I have no idea what I‘m doing and I'm a little#lost I normally only draw King Boo or Darkrai but I'm sure scribz-ag24 sprinkling in bits of Darkrai got me in love with the future trio to#grovyle#future trio#celebi#darkrai#dusknoir#pmd hero#pokemon#drifloon#totodile#my art#my stuff#tagas friend spoiler#pmd#pokemon mystery dungeon#IS THERE A SHIP NAME FOR FUTURE TRIO... there must be. ...oh... is it just...#futuretrioshipping#i feel sooo stupid rn.#also everytime i drew darkrai i had evil spiteful bastard in mind (except for the one with an arrow pointing out he's redeemed) but i think#i literally mixed every possible version of him in my head so got absolutely no clue what i'm doing :D#anyways i hope you enjoyed this and thanks for reading through my ramblings! Have such a wonderful rest of the day yippiee <333#pmd2
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I love your art soooo much-it gives me life!! 🥰🥰🥰
I have a question about Milek and Jaskier! Milek says they fought before Jask went missing-what did they fight about? Did Milek say something he shouldn’t have? 👀😢 is there ANGST?
Also does Geralt know Mileks plush friend is called Roach? Because surely that’s a clue that Milek is his…(I love this universe so much)!!🥹❤️❤️❤️
[MASTERPOST] That was the last conversation they had before Milek stormed out - and when he came back, Jaskier was. gone. The thing is, Jaskier knows what Milek is interested in (and he is not even wrong about that, Milek has an interest in medicine, and helping people, and I think when they met he was Shanis biggest fan) and I think Jaskier is aware that some of the conflict does have its roots in Milek not wanting to leave him, even if they get really heated and ugly in their arguments. Milek shouldn't feel like he has to care for him, or have to protect him and at times I think Jaskier feels quite ashamed, which leads him to being way too unrelenting at times - especially if he thinks he's doing something to protect Milek.
#jaskier#the witcher#geraskier lovechild#artists on tumblr#omegaverse#I think if they argue Milek is saying stuff he shouldn't all the time#I think for Milek the part that makes him feel really bad is that he KNOWS that Jaskier would always choose having him again and again#because he KNOWS that he loves him more than anything else#but he still implied that he doesn't know - and he knows what he said was cruel#but he also !! is so angry#because Jaskier always treats him like he knows what's best for him and. let it be true - it still makes him FURIOUS#he isn't a little kid anymore#and he wants to HELP he loves his father and he knows that Jaskier gives and gives and gives especially when it comes to him#he doesn't need a fancy education in an academy where he'll be just the bastard kid again#he just needs a Pa who doesn't absolutely run himself to the ground#and I think he finally wants to meet Geralt too#also I'm trying to do a thing here which I think shows how secure their relationship truly is#because Geralt sees Milek as a quite sensible (if sometimes a bit hotheaded) young man - who is quite mature for his age#which he CAN be#but Geralt is also basically a stranger even if Milek knows he's his dad - and he tries to impress him naturally - ofc he wants to be liked#with Jaskier? who has his one true emotionally secure relationship with?#moody teenanger - but also allowing himself to be childish at times - crying shouting teasing - exploding sometimes#because he never ever had to question their relationship once#he can just let loose
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if i think too hard about marshal steel i'm gonna end up on the news. he is making me actually insane. dog dad of the year. hated your guts when he met you. a kind and gentle lover. has made unforgivable mistakes. has also made charming stupid jokes. i can't tell if i want him to have a good calm life or if i want his guilt to devour him from the inside out. and on top of it all hes gay. happy pride month 🏳️🌈
#yeah it's august whatever#fhr#marshal steel#wei chen#not putting this in the body of the post but i'm also blinded by lust for him. he's so fucking fine#UGHHHHH i understand every reason behind every decision he's made and i see his logic and he's so understandable and also like oh my godddd#he's my little bug in a jarrrrr i put him in a jarrrr and i look at hiiiiiiim#i wanna examine him under a microscoooope#i love him i want what's best for him and also NOTHINGGGG was more satisfying than letting my sidestep (ripley ofc argumentative bastard)#just ABSOLUTELY GRILL HIM and make him squirm and feel every ounce of guilt over. retribution spoilers. but iykyk. The pictures.#like ugh YESSSSS MAKE HIM SUFFERRRRRRR EAT HIM ALIIIIIIIVE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#i want him so bad it makes me look stupid. i shan't say more
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“Red lightning shot into the sky, crackling with what seemed like gleeful laughter. On the other side of the mountains, Celegorm dropped a crystal glass on the floor, not even flinching as it shattered. “Honestly, Tyelkormo. Do try to be more careful.” Curufin pursed his lips as if he hadn’t felt it too, barely concealing a grim smile. Nargothrond was theirs.” — grieving for the living by ifearnocolors
commission for @rhogeminid <3
#silmarillion#celegorm#curufin#the himlads#nailsinmywall commission#nails silm comix#just absolute bastards (i love them)#silmart#tolkien
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scene redraw bc i want everyone to know that he said this and this happened
#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#jrwi#potatart#jrwi fanart#chip the bastard#jrwi chip#chip jrwi#la alma#jrwi la alma#catnip#is. is that the name (?)#absolutely hilarious dynamic#i like that chip keeps saying like “youre so in love with me!!” meanwhile he is the one who keeps calling la alma “fuzzy” and “fluffy”#and *chose* to sleep on top of him#it rlly does come off as a flirting. very funny#“youre obsessed with me!!!” he says to la alma who is looking somewhere else and not at chip
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fuck this motherfucker with a ruin tome he’s rolled a crit on frederick THREE TIMES IN A ROW
#i quicksaved before this turn so im just waiting for this bastard not to roll a crit but COME ON#inigo baby i love you but your paralogue is the absolute worst. you don’t deserve the 5 kills i’m going to give you#mar plays fea#fea
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Forever: Wow so, the vanilla eh, don't have the- the Eggs with a glock?
Phil: Yeah they don't have Eggs with glocks, yeah.
Forever: Yeah yeah yeah, that should be a- a nice addition.
Phil: You know, I was thinking that, and I might pitch it, I might pitch it to Mojang. Hey Chayanne you can get out with this. There you go.
Forever: What do you think about, like a baby zombie with a glock?
Phil: [Sighing heavily into his microphone] I would hate that. I would hate that so much.
Forever: [laughs]
Phil: YOU KNOW I WOULD. You know I would! Stop mocking me! [laughs]
Forever: I don't know what you're talking about! What's your problem with baby zombies? They're so fun and cute.
[Phil cracks up and Forever cackles]
Phil: Chat, that was literally the equivalent of, "Haha you're so funny and sexy, haha."
#Philza#Forever#QSMP#Phil#Idk the duo name#Forever absolutely does know why Phil hates baby zombies FYI he's just being a bastard here lmao#This stream actually made me love Forever#like he was funny before but he was really sweet to the Eggs#I hopped on his stream to watch his POV because I was suspicious and curious#but he genuinely wants to help the other Eggs and he was worried about Tallulah losing a life because she wasn't getting taken care of#(because she wasn't waking up)#He also smiled a lot when Chayanne threatened him with death if he hurt his family#in like a ''awh. what a good kid'' sort of way#so yes I like Forever now#but good luck buddy you are not gonna win the battle for Phil's heart LMFAO#I wanted to include both their POVs but it feels so weird seeing Forever's face#Man looks NOTHING like his character#Idk what I expected him to look like tbh but I did a double take when I first saw him#sugarduo#edited
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things that have me fine and normal on this friday evening
#LIKE AARRKGJDKGHDFHGHFG#these passages are so similar i just#head in hands#esp about the 'heart' aspect of ma and esen and how it's described soo similarly#and yet it comes from completely opposite places#like esen is kind bc he has no reason not to be. he has never been hurt in his life he's a posterchild he's everything he should be#while ma has been hurt again and again and again and yet she's kind and in this absolute Shitshow it's an act of defiance.#something that the world cant take away from her#esen's willingness to see the best in people also circles back into Obtusiveness and hurting the ppl he loves#he's so sure that baoxiang and his father could be reconciled that he does not see how much resentement and pain baoxiang was feeling#he's so sure that ouyang is only the best that he sees in him that he never rlly considers this guy got his entire family murdered#and was mutilated and everyone treated him as subhuman#while for ma her kindness is just something that hurts Her :(((#she cant stop feeling she cant stop caring about people even that shitstain bastard little guo :((#she even feels empathy for OUYANG when she first meets him :(((#ma babygworl your love will change the course of this depressing ass course of Events just hang in thereee :(((#tre reread#send post
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have i mentioned how great cats are. there's a lil guy in my house and when i lay my head on her side she starts purring so hard <3 and ten seconds later she will try to open my wrist with her teeth <3 truly the best <3
#shes just a silly goofy little guy.....#miss war crimes.... mister menace... bastard... her royal highness <3#she holds all of these titles And More#no ones doing it like her!!!#she eats spiders & makes funny noises that instantly Boosts my criminally low happy chemicals#sorry i looked at her for too long and was once more overcome by a strange emotion i believe some call love#affection? delight?? all three....#and i Had to publicly post about her#i am very proud of my tiny fluffy friend & her general Existence. i must flaunt her#oh how horrible! a couple of tendons in my neck just rubbed together in a very terrible way#what the Fuck. i wish i could reach in there and pluck on em a lil. make sure theyre in the right places#felt that in my Ear....#absolutely unprompted#oh speaking of weird things cause yall know i love to ramble and overshare#i think! i Hypothesize! that there's a slight.... Disconnect between my eyes#my depth perception is fine and i can See#but theres somethin fucky w my vision and focus#nothing is blurry! but it looks like it should be! i dont know how to explain it!#its like my quality of vision has dwindled but not in a way i can describe or really point out#but it Is slightly harder to read and like... See things?#its almost as if i have a few tiny blind spots.#i first noticed this happening after my terrible no good double-decker-migraine weekend#it very slowly got slightly better but then i had Another migraine the other day (ugh and a left brain one at that)#and im back to square one! my visions all fucky again! my peripherals suck!#in other news my house is. so warm. its 2 am. my shirt is toasty enough to keep tortillas warm#i hope everyone is having a good week#and if youre not! theres always the next one! and little delights sprinkled throughout! get yourself a tasty treat you deserve it!
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the tumblr based on your likes algorithm is all fun and game till i like one too many Jason Todd post in a row and then the Y/N self inserts blogs show up on the dash like ''Hiiiii! Jason would grab you by the belt loops and-'' that man will do no such thing, get him away from me
#jason todd#red hood#benny babble#btw i like jason! i love jason! do i wanna see post where he is bastardized and sanded down into a boyfriend abomination? absolutely not#im into fiction not to get in there but to simply be a lurking spectator. i do NOT want to get on stage and interact and share the spotligh#fully sorry to the self insert girlies but im just not built like you. yall have fun in YOUR corner and i'll have fun in MINE#weird way to put it into words but: IM not real. HE is. Im the eldritch pataphysical entity that looks at his narrative from above
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ALSO
Have been meaning to do one of these for a while!! :DD (These are always so fun 💥💥)
Gustavo:
Pizza Head:
Anton:
And Annie:
Ah yes, I want my gender to be all of them- 🙏
Oh and here’s the og if you wanna do it too!
#Pizza Tower#ANTONBLAST#Okay ngl. Gustavo has some competition right now with Anton-#Gustavo’s my number 1. It’s just- DAMN is Anton just a character I love!!#Although I will say Anton and Annie are pretty equal in the department for me#I legit JAM playing as both!!#Oh yeah and I can’t forget the bastard Pizza Head!! ✨✨😁😁#(I love how absolutely diabolical he is)#Pizza Head#Gustavo#Anton#Dynamite Anton#Annie#Dynamite Annie
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Time travel au with Shizuma where he ends up in the past and attempts to join the Akastuki by offering them information on the future. Giving them intel he learned in school/from stories to avoid their eventual defeat (/eventual 'peace' in the mist). And being horrified as a good chunk of the organization is like "Maybe we should speed run this if we have a clean shot to achieving peace actually" while he is there going "no no no listen that is NOT the message I am trying to deliver"
#shizuma hoshigaki#Kisame#Itachi#Konan#Nagato#Akatsuki#Bonus points if he joins bc he's a KisaIta child#And is absolutely horrified when Kisame and Itachi are on team Let's Speedrun Peace#The story of how Kisame ended up with a not-so-random fourteen year old clinging to his leg going#The Bullshit Hasn't Happened Yet BUT IT WILL#You Don't Know How They Treat Our Clan Now#Itachi long sighing#He lives his entire life fighting and suffering to avoid wars#only to have the universe shoot his rat bastard war-mongering son out at his feet#Shizuma has issues I think would be fun to work through#Even if I'm 10/10 getting bit at some point#His character has so much potential#Bc tbh he should be mad at how his and his family is being treated#Just. Terrible outlit he needs to work on.#I love him in the same way I love Shen Jiu
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has anybody already made the post about the very real possibility that pete waited 5 years for that hot chocolate
#when you think about it that's a thing tinky absolutely can and probably would absolutely love to do#I know it's a joke about how that scene happened in tgwdlm 5 years ago but. In universe? That's a thing the spankoffskis have a history wit#like I watched the specific nightmare time with the time bastard after the musical and ted saying “it'll take 85 years to print” just.#hit the same part of my brain as pete going “it feels like 5 years for my hot chocolate”#peter spankoffski#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#npmd#npmd spoilers#Tinky#tnoy karaxis
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