#asexuality is wild

[hookliner]

I completely get the asexual boyfriend exception thing LMAO i describe myself as [his name]-sexual as a joke bc he is literally the only person I have any sort of attraction to. And unfortunately I have a pretty high drive naturally so its just. all directed at him, the poor guy. outside of him however? nope, dont understand it at all. everyone else is Just Some Dude to me

dude. for real.

the pretty high drive thing is also something i experience- every single fuckin horny ass thought is abt him and only him. like sorry doll ur the epitome of my libido <3

[pokimoko]

Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[minzart]

People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes

They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts

"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".

in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started

And so you lie

And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.

Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality

[haxxydraws]

🏳️‍🌈🧙✨

Happy Pride! Have some wizards!

I'm really happy with how these came out, so I hope you guys like them too :)

If you want, you can also get them on stuff at my redbubble!

[wildegeist-old]

"why are so many of your characters ace that's not realistic"

well you ever notice how few ace characters there are in media that's because they all gathered here. in my home. for shelter

[theexhaustedqueer]

Guys, there’s a really obvious enemy here and— Oh! What a surprise!

It isn’t each other.

[batri-jopa]

I love my life highly satisfied just being myself

(Check the OTHER VERSION too✌️)

[amalgamezz]

things that allos do that make aspecs accuse them of being aphobic:

mocking their labels and vocab

invalidating their existence

trivializing their experience

excluding them from the queer community

comparing them to paedophiles and MAP groups

comparing them to their oppressors

things that aspecs do that make allos accuse them of being homophobic/queerphobic:

existing

talking about their personal experience and headcanons

expressing their wish to be included in the queer community

[snail-studios]

happy pride 🌈

[inhonoredglory]

Is that who I am now?

This is so powerful because queerness has always been in Doctor Who and FINALLY the Doctor themself can say it out loud. But at the same time, the way it's phrased in a way that makes their orientation and preferences always malleable, always changing.

Because the one thing the Doctor always is? QUEER. 🏳️‍🌈

The Doctor is ace (as said by David Tennant and Matt Smith and Jon Pertwee). They are demi. They are gay. They're bi. They're pan. They're fluid. Their orientation is all and both and neither. They are INEFFABLE at the core of their romantic and sexual being.

[heartless-aro]

There’s no tumblr experience more aspec than having to go to the search bar on someone’s blog and search “asexual” or “aromantic” before following to make sure they weren’t Like That about aspecs back in 2016

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

[aroaessidhe]

aro & ace books: nonbinary YA/MG

MCs:

The Many Half-Lived Lives of Sam Sylvester - acespec MC

Asking For A Friend - ace MC

Godly Heathens - demiromantic MC

Dear Wendy - 1/2 aroace MCs

side characters/love interests

Tell Me How It Ends - arospec ace major character, he/they

Heartbreak Bakery - demi love interest

The Lost Coast - greyace major character

Meet Cute Diary - ace love interest

Aces Wild - ace love interest

The Mariah Mission - ace love interest

In The Ravenous Dark - ace major character

Fire Becomes Her - ace QPR-LI

#aspec books / aspec database / tumblr masterpost

[breannasfluff]

☆LU Pride DTIYS☆

Rules!

- Tag me and use the hashtag! [ #LUPrideDTIYS ] - You can switch out the pride gear for any flags you like! - Please keep the characters as Triple Threat [Wild, Legend, & Hyrule] - Open for the month of June! - Feel free to draw more than one if you want!

Have fun and happy Pride month! Reblog to spread the word!

The flags shown here are Legend: Demiromantic, pansexual Wild: Bisexual, greysexual Hyrule: Asexual, queerplatonic

[daywalkers-fic]

incorrect cowboy pickup lines

did it hurt when you fell? off your horse just now, it looked bad.

if I could rearrange the alphabet I would make it shorter because it’s too damn long to remember.

do you have a map? I keep getting lost in this area and need to find my way back south.

save your horse and ride a train. it’s such a long way there, might as well relax a bit!

how was Heaven when you left? last I heard, she came down with lumbago.

have we met before? I think I’ve seen your face on a wanted poster.

do you know what material my shirt is made out of? the shop owner says linen but it feels weird on my skin.

is that a gun in your pocket? because that’s not really safe, you should get a holster.