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It’s them… About their own story..

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The 1st official statement from the new Honorary President of Dropout, Vic Michaelis 🫡

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Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.

Cesium [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Megan, on the left, looks at a news story on her phone next to Cueball.] Megan: There's a recall of frozen shrimp contaminated with cesium-137. Cueball: With what? Megan: I know, right? Cueball: How!?

[Megan puts her phone away and shrugs.] Megan: No idea, but I bet it involved some expensive equipment. Those cesium sources aren't cheap. Cueball: Man.

[Megan stops shrugging, with Cueball in thought.] Megan: It's honestly a little inspiring to realize that it's always possible to screw up in a totally new way. Cueball: Yeah, the biggest agency I've drawn by messing up a recipe is the local fire department.

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Genius

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maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

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im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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im just crying while scrolling through the mfa's digitized 18th century drawings which include a really soft and loving drawing of a baby snoozing thats titled "the artist's daughter" thats just radiating love, and also some very weird German birth certificates from a town in Pennsylvania that a man in 1771 painted mermaids and flowers and lions on

there's just something about these acts of love through art, man... they're really getting me tonight.

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directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

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things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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Sure would be a shame if thousands of people saw this...

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community: this character doesn't show any interest in [opposite sex] so they obviouslyy haveeeee to be gay

me (scheming): well. hold your horses. I feel that there are other forces at play here

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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you dont want character ai you want to roleplay with someone