#anyway I love this old man
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I forgot I could draw like this and it was WEIRD
#my art#art post#mun draws#digitalized#zardy's cave#zardy's cave chapter one#Zardy#you will never catch me doing proper lineart#it’s the bane of my existence#also lasso tool my belobed#anyway I love this old man
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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against all odds, we all survived, together.
#old ass wip i finally took the time to finish lmao#does faerun has mops?#also im so rusty at backgrounds man#anyway i love them#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#bg3 rolan#cal#lia#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#rolan bg3
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Ah shit, here we go again
#squid game#squid game 2#seong gi hun#hwang in ho#the front man#the frontman#gi hun#in ho x gi hun#toxic old man yaoi#old man yaoi#front man#squid game spoilers#seong gi-hun#hwang in-ho#young-il#inhun#giho#457#gihun x inho#gihun x frontman#hannigram#because of course#lee jung jae#lee byung hun#whew that's a lot of tags#anyway praise toxic old men yaoi#didn't think my last ship of 2024 would come from squid game of all shows#simply bc it's such a brutal and unhappy show#i love squid game don't get me wrong but i usually tend to go for shows where ships aren't doomed from the start lmao
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Steve gets really into birdwatching after patrolling the woods around Hawkins for upside down creepy-crawlies and then accidentally joins the Hawkins Community Birdwatching Society, and rightfully doesn’t tell anybody about it because he still wants the party to think he’s cool.
However. Eddie brings his uncle around the party for the first time and before he can introduce him, Wayne’s like, “Hey, Steve. Diana tell ya that she saw a pileated woodpecker outside of Melvards last week?”
When Steve doesn’t respond with confusion, a record scratches inside Robin and Eddie’s brains at the same time because
“This is Wayne? Your friend Wayne??” Robin asks at the same time that Eddie exclaims, “Steve from bird club is Steve Harrington?!”
#anyways Mike helpful informs Steve that none of them thought he was cool anyways so no loss#Firm believer that Steve gets all his old man hobbies before the age of twenty five#and I love a Steve and Wayne friendship#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#wayne munson#stranger things
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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anyway I'm going for some old man yaoi next
#dragon age#veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich volkarin#rook#dragon age rook#emmrook#rune thorne#grey warden#da4#userpharawee#or at least I'm TRYING#closing my eyes and covering my ears every time lucanis is on screen lmao#anyway yes I made an old man warden#well I say old man but he's probably like early 50s#ngl it's hilarious how varric calls him 'kid' and the first warden called him a 'delusional boy'#but I'm having fun and I AM really looking forward to the emmrich romance#I love that old man
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hm
#hom3stuck#homestuck#john egbert#jade harley#dirk strider#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#lil hal#autoresponder#inspired sketches because i went thru a bunch of artblogs and wanted to be dynamic and artsy too#also love to listen to songs and then try my best to draw something for the duration of it. this isnt quite one of those times but#hey the names matched up nicely#idk man. tonight is a sad about dirk strider day turned into sad about dirk strider night. davekats to make it go down easier#anyways ever think about how a captcha of 13 year old dirk doesnt want to die but the 16 year old version does.#cause i do . plenty.#these seem like sketches ripe to do something with but i dont feel like touching them more so. black and white up they go
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old man yaoi... save me... old man yaoi. save me
#BYE I FINALLY DREW WHAT I COULDNT THINK I COULD DO#anyways the episode is all about him so cunty senshi#dungeon meshi#dunmesh#love you senshi. im sorry for your trauma. thank you for saving me from artblock.#senshi of izganda#elf senshi#chilchuck tims#old man twunk love... amazing#senshi x chilchuck
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is this anything
#i feel like someones already done this before#oh well#im not original anyway#gravity falls#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddauthor#billford#billfiddlesford#can we NOT call it that please#love triangle is right there. why#why are we calling it billfiddlesford#oops got distracted sorry#poorly edited#poorly edited meme#gravity falls memes#sigh#littlemoonqueue
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Then & Now
HAPPY 14TH ANNIVERSARY NINJAGO HRHGHGHHHH
#zane n lloyd the fambly ever#i just drew them cuz i love them and also i didn't want to draw a bajillion ppl#anyway#14 YEARS#GOSH#and i've been here for TWO of these anniversaries now how crazy is that#fun facts about these drawings btw:#had to redo the first background bc i had it as the old monastery#and then i remembered AGAIN that the monastery was destroyed before lloyd joined#<- motherfucker who needs to re-watch the first several seasons#and on the second piece:#yes i put lloyd in a tanktop just bc i wanted to show off the dragoni features that i slapped on that man#anyway bye i made these in a haze of hyperfixation and now im going to hibernate for a few weeks#sunn art#dont repost#lego ninjago#dragons rising#lloyd garmadon#zane julien#fanart#artists on tumblr#ninjago 14th anniversary
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THE DOCTOR We had a pact, him and me. Every star in the universe, we were going to see them all.
My version of The Master and The Doctor in their Academy days 😊
A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on april 1st!
#doctor who#thoschei#doctor x master#academy era#my art#My thought process for their appearances here was sort of an average between their incarnations#the doctor is mostly taller and has messier and usually lighter hair while the master is shown to have had black hair in a flashback#also since Hartnell had white hair as an old man and we are not sure what color his hair was I thought what if it was always white#I've seen most draw him as blond but couldn't find any sources for it so I just went with this instead because it looks cool#I had fun making Prydonian robes designs!! I would love to design a bunch of Gallifreyan fashion for each Chapter and House it seems so fun#I also wanted to draw a Gallifreyan night!! since I never see any depictions of it even tho the planet should have nights#even if it's a binary system since the orbits would have to be very large for gravitational stability both suns would set at similar times#anyway I'll stop talking lmao 🫡
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“This is a song off of an album, anyway,” Jeff trails off, trying to let Eddie start the riff for the next song. But he's not about to let this go unchecked.
“Jeffrey,” he drags out the name into as many syllables as he can manage, giving the end a singsong-y trill. “Jeffrey, did you forget which album the next song is off of?”
Gareth isn't mic'd but Freak is, so he can hear that at least one of them picks up his teasing with an ooooh.
“We don't need to tell them what every album is, they paid good money to see us. Hell, some of them probably saw us when we were debuting it.”
“But you announced the last one,” Freak says.
“An excellent point, Freakazoid.” Eddie agrees, “And he certainly set this one up like he was going to share again, didn't he?”
“He did,” Freak's nod is a little more exaggerated than it needs to be, playing it up for the nosebleed seats in the crowd.
“We've got a set list to get to, these people don't wanna be here all night.” Jeff tries.
“This is a Corroded Coffin crowd, my man, they don't bow to the whims of things like a bedtime.”
“Thank you to everyone who took advantage of the AARP presale,” Gareth adds, the bit has gone on long enough that he's had stage crew bring him a mic.
“Gareth had his knee replaced three months ago and he's here. These old fogies can put up with the show going an extra twenty minutes, while we dig down on this right?”
The crowd cheers, Eddie only waves them on a bit to amp them up. He sends his shit eating-est grin Jeff’s way as they shout.
“See, it's fine. Now, did ye of the memory vitamin supplements forget what album the song was from?” He turns to the audience more directly, “The people want to know!”
“Fine, yes, you've written so many songs about fucking Steve, they've all started to blur together. Does that make you happy?”
“Thrilled,” and he is. It's the best thing he's heard all day, and he gets to be on stage again for three generations of fans. “This next one is off of Hunt the Freaks, and it's actually about him fucking me.”
#corroded coffin#my fic#eddie munson#steddie#steddie mention anyway#i saw heart tonight/last night and cheap trick opened#and the first line is a verbatim quote and how the situation went#they introduced the album the previous song was on and then this#so my theory is that he forgot#so this is old man corroded coffin cause who doesnt love a reunion tour#and the aarp thing is real but not for heart it was actually the stones but anyway
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this wade
with this logan
i have been going insane thinking about these two giving these exact hearteyes at each other
#.that's it that's the post i can't think of anything else bc i am literally swooning as i type this good lord#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#dp&w#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#wolverpool#jercy speaks#.anyway clearly i'm not liveblogging tonight have a good 4am lmao#.i feel kinda bad for sidelining the female love interests for my old man yaoi agenda but oh my god. jeezos cryste. flippin hell.#.LOOK AT THEIR GD FACES!!!! G O D
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Disliking Tallchuck is a MAJOR skill issue.
#he isnt even ugly#you guys just don't like he doesnt look comically young for a 50 year old#that or you just dont like adult men...? maybe? idk#i love him so much#he is handsome you guys dont have eyes on your faces#also#splitted chin was a jumspcare sure but it doesnt make it worse??? why my people hating on it so much???#he is the handsomest tallman from this show and i wont be hearing anyone out. he could be the handsomest character if it werent for holm <3#lol#anyways#don't hate my beautifull tallchuck#he deserves love as an adult and as a (tallman) adult#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#tallchuck#my man makes me feel things#i loved him before but this?? this is a treat for me <3#btw#tallchuck is just mickbell version of chilchuck#my shit
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