#angsty incorrect quotes

[daisymintt]

Merlin: I don’t know what’s scarier, the fact that everyone in this kingdom want to run a sword through my heart… or that sometimes… I just wanna let ‘em.

[fanaticalthings]

Broke: "Dick Grayson was upset at a new kid taking over his mantle because he doesn't think Jason will be good enough as Robin"

Woke: "Dick is upset at Jason, not because he's suddenly taking over the mantle he created, but because Jason isn't nearly feral enough of a child to drive Bruce insane in Dick's place"

Dick: You wanna be my successor? Go swing from that chandelier right now.

Jason:

Dick: As a matter of fact, I need to see you crawling all over the walls. Make a ruckus, break some furniture

Jason: But Bruce-

Dick: SCREW Bruce. Your job as my new brother is to make his life HELL. Why are you so polite? Why are you so calm? Where's your DRIVE, your PASSION, huh? You may be worthy of the title of Robin, but are you WORTHY of being my disaster brother?

Jason, a little scared: I dont-

Dick, scoffing: The youth these days just don't rebel like they used to.

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#699 Adoption

Adopted!Yuu Being Crowley's assistant for NRC...

Adopted!Yuu*Not looking up from your phone, texting your adeuce duo* Hello, NRC

Crowley*on phone, panicked* Sweety, I got stabbed! Call ambulence-

Yuu suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation. Next scene,You're is in Crowley's office as he presents you with a gift

Crowley: Happy Adoption Anniversary, Yuuyuu! I got you a little somethin'~

Adopted!Yuu: Is it a cure for Clinical Depression?

Crowley: I... Oh...

Adopted!Yuu*snatched the present and angrily slammed it on the floor*THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!

A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerges from the present box and swarm you up to your neck

Adopted!Yuu: UGHHH!

Crowley*suddenly hiding outside of the office window* I'm sorry! It was spiders!

Adopted!Yuu*annoyed, deadpan* Goddammit

Who should Adopted!Yuu...be crushing on and who is crushing on adopted yuu?...

[mentallyillastrophelfreak]

But, like, can we imagine an au where regulus is a serial killer, and everytime he kills someone, he always plays army dreamers with his own vinyl record because that's the same song that played when sirius died from murder (right in front of his eyes but he got spared)?? then james becomes his next target because he reminds him too much of sirius but before james lets regulus kills him (he's become suicidal and depressed from Sirius' death), he asks for a one last dance.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: "These are the wings of a killer, Charlie."

Charlie: "Oooh."

Charlie: "..."

Vaggie: "....Charlie no."

Charlie: "Tickle-tickle-tickle~"

Vaggie: "NO THEY ARE NOT FOR TICKLING-! PFFTAHAHAHAHA"

[girl-named-matty]

MC: OoooOoOo Sebastian I found your diary! Sebastian: MC wait- don't open that up! MC: Why not? Are you all angsty in here or something? *Opens it up* MC: ... MC: Why is this all written in a pink glitter pen?

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Who Dares Summon Me: Timeline

When the love of your life is mortal and refuses to accept your deal for immortality.

Charlie: So, do you want to cash in that deal?

Vaggie (23): *smirks* Nice try, demon princess. Not today.

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Charlie: So! How about that deal?

Vaggie (35): *pecks Charlie on the cheek* Not yet, babe.

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Charlie: *concerned smile* Sooooooo..... uh... 20 year anniversary! Is there... something you want to do today???

Vaggie (43): *twirling a small lock of grey hair between her fingers* I'm okay with just laying out in the yard and watching the stars, mi amor.

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Charlie: Vaggie, please, cash in the deal!

Vaggie (55): *stretches and winces as multiple joints crack and pop* Ah! Fuck... No, I'm good. Thanks, hun.

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Charlie: *quietly watching Vaggie from her seat on the patio* .......Vaggie-

Vaggie (68): No, Charlie. But thank you. Now, let's head inside. I gotta make that tres leches for the grandkids.

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Charlie: *sitting at Vaggie's bedside, holding her wrinkled had and crying* Vaggie.... please.... accept the deal... please? I'm begging you. I don't care what you look like. We can still do it. I'll even let you revert back to whatever age you want....

*kisses Vaggie's hand with a sob* Please.... I can't lose you now.... not after all this time...

Vaggie (88): *tired smile* Don't cry, mi amor. Everything will.... be.... fine.....

Charlie: *senses Vaggie's soul dispatch from Earth and howls in agony as she cries against her beloved's chest*

[loganslowdown4]

I can build a little Janus and Roman story out of my incorrect quotes

I will never get tired of them bickering 😂😂😂🤭❤️💛

[l3viat8an]

Leviathan: Have we always called you MC?

MC: Yeah...?

Mammon: Wait what?

Asmo: Seriously?

Satan: Wow I just noticed that...

Leviathan: What if... our life is just a simulation?

(Everyone stares at you irl)

Beel: Who's that?

MC: That's me!

Mammon: But ya right here?

Belphie: I don't really care...

MC: That's me in real life!

Barbatos: Why would you tell them now?

MC: HEY I DIDN'T TELL THEM THEY JUST ASKED!!!

Barbatos: See now I gotta alter the time and erase memories, then I have to find ways to avoid this outcome...

MC: Awww cmon Barb!

Barbatos: It must be done, I'm sorry...

MC: Okay then, do what you must...

Omg i did not mean for that to get angsty, i just thought abt this. It was inspired by another post but i forgot it😭 I LOVE YOUUU❤️❤️

“Wow I just noticed that….” NAHHHH

And why are they breaking the forth wall??! nosy ass demons, can’t mind their business smh 😒 this is why they have so many problems!!! And why MC has to fix them helpsjks

and the end??? Barbatos and MC have to fix another timeline that’s like their part-time job now jsksjsk

[onepiecehiperfixation]

Shanks: Do you think we're soulmates in every universe? Buggy: Are we even in this one...

[alonelybih]

*Jey and Rhea after Smackdown arguing *

Rhea: I can’t lose you too, okay!!? (looking away trying to hide the tears in her eyes)

Jey: Why? Look at me. Why? (grabbing her face to make her look at him)

Rhea: You know why. It’s over. I’m in love with you. You win so…don’t leave. Please, stay with me.

[daisymintt]

Arthur: [setting an ancient tome in front of Merlin open to a page with Emrys on it destroying an army] Is this you?

Merlin: Where did you get that? Who have you been talking too?

Arthur: Tell me this isn’t you.

Merlin: You think that I would do that? That that’s who I am?

Arthur: I don’t know. You’re the one who told me not to trust anybody, to question everything.

Merlin: That’s right! Even now, with this, think about every thing that we’ve been through together.

Arthur: I’m thinking about everything we’ve done together. Broken out of jail, stolen horses, kidnapped people, manipulated people-!

Merlin: -I was helping you!

Arthur: You where using me! You wanted them to see a villain, someone else to hate so you wouldn’t be alone. Because you’re not a servant your a m-

Merlin: [voice hardens] What. I’m a what.

Arthur: You know what you are.

Merlin: No I want to hear you say it. C’mon say it! SAY IT! SAY THAT I’M A MON-

[Arthur starts to unsheathe his sword]

[equestriagirl16]

Y/N: I’m sorry.

Sebastian: For what?

Y/N: *handing him Frozen Tears* For bothering you.

Sebastian: ..well if you think it’s bothering me then why do you keep doing it?

Y/N: …

Y/N: ..I think it’s all I know how to do.

Y/N: I came here ready to start over, I was so excited to see new things and meet new people. That I forgot how bad I am with words..with how it doesn’t feel like I can always tell others how much they mean to me.

Sebastian: You seem to have it pretty well thought out.

Y/N: *chuckle* That’s because it’s all I think about. But I get so busy with work and the farm, trying to make the most out of everything. Being communal just gets tiring.

Sebastian: Preaching to the choir.

Y/N: And when I like people..more than I think I should. Nothings more terrifying than screwing that up so..

Y/N: What’s more full proof than shoving gifts in your faces, without another word.

Sebastian: …

Y/N: And I’m sorry-*hic*

Sebastian: !

Y/N: I’m sorry that I-I’m trying to make you like me-*sniff* I’m sorry that it’s so hard to tell you!*sob*

Sebastian: Hey, but you’re telling me right now aren’t you?

Y/N: But it’s scary, I’m scared. I don’t wanna mess up again! Not after getting to start over!

Sebastian: ..not everything’s going to be perfect. Believe me if everyone could auto reset their lives they would. That’s why we get second chances, and I think your doing a pretty good job with this one.

Y/N: …

Sebastian: Plus I don’t think it’s fair to hate the way you show love. Talking to people everyday sounds excruciating, but you’ve seemed to have found a pretty good way to work around that.

Sebastian: Actions speak louder than words after all.

Y/N: Heh-*sniff* Yeah I guess so.

Sebastian: …

Y/N: …

Y/N: *hands him more Frozen Tears* Thanks for letting me bother you.

Sebastian: Hm, anytime.

[mentallyillastrophelfreak]

dudes. i think my fight with my "best friend" became a confession. which then reminds me of...

jegulus.

J: I'll keep forgiving you.

R: how long till you lose patience? forgiveness?

J: I will never lose my patience and forgiveness, I'll just give you some space if you need it.

R: I don't need space, I've had enough of space, I'm alone

R: I don't know what it is I need to hear from you to feel that you do care

J: then maybe you don't need to hear anything from me, maybe you need a hug or a kiss on the forehead to make you feel that i do care. If words can't express it then actions will

R: Maybe I just need someone to be sad with; someone to understand me

R: But I want it to be you.

J: what do you mean?

R: I want to love the worst part of you. Maybe the reason why I can't seem to trust you is because you're not showing the real you.

J: but I amm

j: ....

r:...

R: Am I asking for too much?

....(note: this is the ACCURATE convo we had)

[thingsphoenix21]

Ares: My parents think I like to kill just to kill sometimes I lose my shit and blow a little steam but I've never enjoy it. I'm not a violent god. I don't why I get so angry....

Hestia*holds his hand*: Your job dear is one of the hardest, you can't blame yourself

[th30ra3k3n]

“i’m in love with you.”

“mick — he — dean, i have a boyfriend.”

“i know. i’m saying you could have a husband.”