#and yet!!! that canonically happened

[vintagerobin]

There's definitely press coverage enough in most depictions, it's just that "chronic adopter Bruce Wayne" isn't the focus... so much as "tragedy follows Bruce Wayne". The deaths of his parents had so sooo much media coverage, and then the deaths of the Graysons after that, and then Jason's death, and then the Drakes.

Adoptions don't make the news, but death does. And in quite a few sources true crime content almost seems to be a major export for Gotham, so I don't doubt that plenty of people recognize them even outside of Gotham... it's just for sad reasons rather than funny.

I know the "DCU loves talking about chronic adopter Bruce Wayne" jokes are funny, but I honestly don't think normal people in the DCU would talk or think about it all that much. Angelina Jolie has six kids, three of whom are adopted, and they're largely footnotes in conversations about her. Madonna also has six kids, four of whom are adopted, and they're never talked about except in random "Madonna as a Mother" variety articles.

The Waynes are certainly well-known in-universe, but they're not Kardashians; Bruce has no desire to market himself or his family as a public spectacle in a way that would generate that type of press. The most he ever puts his kids in the spotlight is when they attend functions or meetings in his place and when he and Tim sat for that interview after Tim's adoption. It'd be a fun factoid imo and I certainly think Gothamites might joke about it in the way anyone fondly talks about local celebrities, but I just don't see it being a Big Thing people think about all the time

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on

[thestormthatrises]

Shang Qinghua: *carrying a stack of supplies with both hands*

Mobei-Jun: *reaches out to help him*

Shang Qinghua: *moves the supplies to one arm to hold Mobei's hand and then smiling, sweet and chipper*

Mobei-Jun: that's not what this King--

Shang Qinghua: What was that, my King?(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Mobei-Jun: ... nevermind (///ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ///)

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.

[egophiliac]

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)

[ninjautizm]

I don't remember this but HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIITT LLOYD WAS CONFIRMED TO BE AT LEAST 9 YEARS OLD HERE AND HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT??? JESUS FUCK

[skunkes]

immediate redraw

[a2zillustration]

Gale and I had the exact same reaction when we opened that door.

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[crystallizsch]

boo.

I'LL PASS AWAY NOW GOODBYE

[stingrachelmha]

I’m SHOCKED I haven’t seen a Davemight version of this Twitter meme because this is like. Canon to me

Original below!

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

Harvey 🤝 Mike

Choosing each other over the women in their lives

[otrtbs]

one thing about me is that i'm gonna make remus and james besties every time.

"oh that's literally sirius' job" you say?? WRONG.

to me, sirius and james can meet at any age. any time. any place. and they'll click instantly because that's who they are. they're cut from the same cloth. they can read each other's minds. they're linking pinkies down the hallway. their souls are made of the same stuff.

but remus and james??? REMUS. AND. JAMES???

they're besties. they are best friends. they aren't cut from the same cloth. it's harder for them to figure each other out but james looks for remus first in a crowded room because he can already feel sirius' presence. it's james' constant "are you okay? do you need anything? i'm here for you" that he doesn't have to do with sirius because sirius just knows. it's remus giving james the steady constant in his life that james gives so many others.

[LOOK AWAY IF YOU HATE JFP AS THE SUN METAPHORS NOW]

james and remus are the sun and the moon people! the sun and the moon!!!! like, the sun is also a star. you get me? this is why james and remus bestieship is so special to me. this is the relationship. this is the way.

[vendettasfanfictioning]

no. you don't understand how funny this scene was to me.

these four basically represented how dean winchester was perceived by others. there's the people who love him; charlie (platonic), sam (familial), and cas (romantic). then there's rowena who, at the time, was the stand-in for their "enemies" (hatred).

and they all need to work together to cure dean. i'm unwell 😭😭

[arttsuka]

Some past fiddlestan? (Like Ford just went through the portal. He gone now. Past. Yk?)

The mystery misery yaoi

[wat-zu]

Dysfunctional family au— showdown aftermath, one week later

[k16is]