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Should I make a sandwich if its a cocktail's made me crave it and not hunger made me crave it?
#cocktails#i had monkeys tail or something like that#and its peach liquor Bailey's and granade or however that is spelled#i think you'd like it jo#anyways it looked very cool and tasted so sweet and yummy so i felt kinda bad that i made my nonalcoholic friends choose#sparkling water or something sour as a part of the drinking jenga tags#cuz like i can hold my drink and this was very low alc and sweet#and they had to drink hell#anyways i went on a tangen but just to finish it this very cute and nice bartender made my drink so i will come back#(i was a bartender yet i still fall for it every time but what can i do when she was so sweet)#*my hospitality crushes consist of big tips only tho the most i did was compliment some accessories of theirs i found oh so beautiful*#but anyways do you think i should make sandwich lunch at 12am or sleep it out#0 notes to me
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honestamente, no sé
to prevent confusions i'm giving credits of every fankid in order (starting with the tall one)
layden (fresh x ink fankid) by @/sugary-alienn dot (cross x ink fankid) by @/yo-honne abstract (reaper x ink fankid) by CATA-824 on wattpad gradient (error x ink fankid) by @/askcomboclub paper jam (error x ink fankid) by @/7goodangel palette (dream x ink fankid) by @/angeutblogo blueprint (swap x ink fankid) by @/pepper-mint aiden (zack x ink fankid) by ariscastleart
#y'know what ink said is a very popular audio in the spanish speaking community#quite similar to what i've seen about “gen alpha covers” or so#mostly bc it has some terms that are used there#you see. between you and i#i do think ink would be cringy as hell (in some way)#and i love him for that#i remember seeing a post on here of ink randomly saying “chat how do we feel about this”#i absolutely adored it#ik it makes no sense for ink to say that kind of stuff just let me be happy(?#same thing with pj cus he doesn't know spanish but blehhh#zack sans is from an au called underfloor by makicute btw n n#i just love aiden's design so much to not including him here#even tho his creator deactivated her acc#and one last thing. i find it curious how i chose 5 out of 8 sillies who speak spanish unconsciously#(with this hc of characters speaking their creators' main language ofc)#like lmao i didn't even know most of these had spanish speaking owners like !!!#so cool#undertale#undertale au#utmv#ink sans#fresh x ink#crink#reaper x ink#errorink#drink ship#swap x ink#zack x ink#fluffy doodles#fluffy ink
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DATV Mini-Rant about the lack of Lyrium Potions in this Game
A small thing that immediately made my stomach drop when playing DATV was the fact that there are no lyrium potions.
I did an elective on game design in university and chose Origins as my game of choice for my final essay because I always loved how much the game incorporated the world/lore in its game mechanics! Call it pathetic or sad (I won't blame you lmao) but this series was the first video game that engaged me so deeply with its story-telling that I wanted to dissect it. That's why I'm focusing on the lack of magical cocaine in a fantasy game series.
Lyrium is a substance that serves as a game mechanic and a major lore/world-building element. It's use is essential if you play the game as a mage or have party members that are mages - it replenishes mana in game, its use is central to being a mage within the story (harrowing, rituals, etc...), and it's a major export/plot relevant resource that is important to the world at large.
So imagine my surprise when I boot up DATV for the first time and there's no lyrium potions as a mage character. My main interest in the game series was for its lore and story (RIP) so I didn't look too hard into developer interviews or videos about the combat itself - it would either be good or bad, but that wasn't my main draw to the game. I kept playing, wondering if I would ever unlock another slot for potions, perhaps, but then it was abundantly clear that it wasn't the case.
It's a small thing, but popping a lyrium potion mid-combat has the same effect that hearing people say 'Maker's breath' and 'Thank the Maker' does. It's this little bit of world-building that reminds me that I'm playing a Dragon Age game. It's not just a 'mana potion' or some other glowy blue magic vial...it's this substance that's important to the world and that has a reason to be there beyond rejuvenating my mage.
It's the major export of Orzammar -> the pillar of its economy.
It's the substance that allows waking mages to enter the Fade -> it allowed me to save Connor Guerrin with the aid of other mages.
It's the substance that the Chantry uses to leash it's templars through addiction -> an addiction I encouraged Cullen to overcome in DAI.
It's the substance used in the Rite of TRANQUILITY.
It's the substance that allows my warrior character to take on the templar specialization in each game -> Alistair and Ser both talk about lyrium and its relevance to training (in DA2 you just do it lmao)
It's the substance burned into Fenris's skin by Danarius.
It's the literal blood of the Titans -> lyrium veins are literal veins (such a cool design choice in DAI to make them look like blood capillaries!)
And all the time in DAO, DA2, and DAI my mage characters were downing this substance like there was no tomorrow.
Even though the combat changed in DA2 and DAI they still kept lyrium potions for mages. Even though they simplified herbalism from DAO in the next two games, they still required the player to interact with the world and find the ingredients for these potions. It was this gameplay mechanic that linked the player to the world -> I know that I need blood lotus to set shit on fire, elfroot for healing potions/lyrium potions, etc... It was cool game design, having game mechanics and lore interconnected like this.
(Not saying that picking up dozens of elfroots was fun or the best game design, btw -> but it's just an example of how they linked the world and game mechanics together, and I like the intent behind it! Cool design does not equal effective design lmao)
What do we get in DATV? No lyrium, whatsoever, just healing potions.
Potions we don't even have to work to find or get crafted! Just break some green shit and there it is! We don't pick up ingredients or discover unique flora to each of these Northern Areas for our own use. We don't loot potions or ingredients from corpses, sacks, boxes, chests (etc...) to replenish our own stock. A healing potion in this game is not a potion you craft, made from ingredients you found, it's a button I press on my controller. It's lost that immersive link - especially when your companions can toss another one at you while being effectively immortal in combat.
The only new flora we hear of is Broma's Bloom which I did like the lore behind! It's used in dye to colour the Warden's armour and its growth is a sign that the damage of the Blight is lessening. I love that! That's a cool bit of lore! Especially since it's named after Andraste's mother in a land that is supposed to be extremely religious. Geographically unique flora and fauna (biodiversity) is just as important as architectural design when designing an area - DAI did this amazingly well with the different creatures and plants we could run into in each area!
The first time we meaningfully talk about lyrium is when we go to Kal Sharok for the first time - a decent amount of game time since the beginning of the game, depending how fast you play. And then, when we get there, the lyrium looks like a bunch of crystals from a 'grow your own lyrium' kit. The absence of lyrium from the game world and mechanics is something that was very hard for me to overlook considering its importance to every previous entry. Especially since in this game we address the fucking Titan's and what the fuck happened to them.
Just...imagine playing a mage in Dragon Age and not using lyrium?
This game is a death of a thousand cuts - so many small, meaningful world-building elements and mechanics brushed off - before fucking godzilla comes along and nukes it all with the handling of the main story/lore.
#bring back fictional cocaine aka lyrium dust!#on the subject of lyrium related drama -> why can't i tell Cullen he's drinking dwarven god blood?!#my man would never have lyrium again if he knew that lmao#literal templar blood magic and I can't tell anyone?? >:(#first thing i did when i finished that dlc was to run to Cullen to see if there was any unique dialogue#lyrium visual design in this game was awful - why does it look like something I grow from a kit you could buy? why do I want to lick it?#looks like a ring lollipop - i loved the dai blood veins design#what the hell happened to the titans too?? 'baby's first titan' - why is it so empty?#the one in DAI had a little SEA inside it - not to mention clouds / light source / plants / homes / birds etc...#“it's angry" - and very empty and kind of lame when u compare it to the descent dlc#lyrium#should I do a my meta tag? probably lmao#datv critical#dragon age the veilguard#bioware critical#veilguard critical
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Day 11 of heartnosehalloween: apple cider vs pumpkin spice lattes!
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#stimboard#mlp#my little pony#mlp stim#my little pony stimboard#mlp stimboard#my little pony stim#my stimboards#my little pony fim#mlp fim#friendship is magic#mlp g4#my little pony g4#mlp friendship is magic#my little pony friendship is magic#applejack#who else could i use?#apple cider stim#drink stim#cider stim#I HAD TO SEARCH FOR THIS FOR AGES#I WENT THROUGH MULTIPLE BOARDS MULTIPLE SEARCHS MULTIPLE BLOGS#HELL I DON'T KNOW IF SOME ARE CIDER
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Is there like, a market for outgoing, young-ish girls who desperately want to ride a motorcycle but don't want to have to drive it themselves? I have the need for speed but also I can get easily distracted and I don't trust myself with all that unrestrained horsepower. I'd get too many speeding tickets. But!! We also don't even necessarily have to be dating, we can be platonic road warriors? Like, imagine a pillow princess, but more of a passenger princess?
I will sit politely behind you and make conversation when we hit the rest stop, or if you want I can also not say a dang thing the entire time instead. I can be a yapper or a sit-in-silencer. Topics I am well versed in include Elden Ring lore, movie-making behind the scenes, half-remembered biology facts, all the lyrics to dad-rock songs, and so much more! Enjoy the thrill of having a ride-along to all your motorcycling adventures!
But please don't expect me to know anything about motors or mechanical bits or motorcycle culture in general: remember, think of me as an accessory! Something nice you sit on your back seat with a taste for adrenaline and no opinions on Harleys vs Ducatis vs...idk what else there is out there lmao

I just. Want to go. So fast. 🏍💨💨💨
I want to zoom and weave between all the losers stuck in traffic. I want to swerve along empty mountain roads. I also want to just hang on and let someone else do all the hard work. Pretty pleassseee????? 🙏🥺💕
#this is such a specific problem to have lol why am I even posting this??#i just love motorcycles and going fast and i think they're sexy but also driving one seems scary as hell#do you see the vision??#its 1:30 am and I had a drink before going to bed if that provides any context for this random post lmao#personal#motorcycle#motorcycles#miss misnomer#yapping
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They didn't just have decorations and party hats... THEY HAD FOOD AND DRINKS, TOO?!

#and that's beautiful#nanami and haibara really had some real senpais and teacher#brought food and drinks?#hell yes#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#my hero academia#nanami kento#kento nanami#haibara yu#yu haibara#shoko ieiri#ieiri shoko#geto suguru#suguru geto#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#yaga masamichi#masamichi yaga
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#beeheeyem#i promise i didn't squish down this image at all. they straight-up just look like this#_this_ is the pokémon that came after us at the beginning of psmd?? when all we were trynna do was get a drink of water???#like i said i was gonna talk about that but holy hell they're so stretched#i mean they had that whole character arc where (SPOILERS) aaahh they were being controlled or whatever and they're actually nice#but also their head is so stretched out
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trouble in.. paradise?
you may not want to be here my friend.
#see i didn't think it would happen this way#hell i had dialogue written out for a story post#but?!#this was 100% autonomous i only made her buy drinks and watch NYE tv#just sitting at my pc at 4 in the morning cackling like a witch while watching the circus#simblr#starsignchallenge#in my mind she initiated the midnight kiss as revenge not thinking it'd ever go this far#bc river has already accepted that there's no room for him in her life or even their son's life; everything that happened was just#a mistake and a moment of weakness on both of their ends.#she was not expecting anything drastic to come out of it. especially not a whole child./!@#it happened Off ScreenTM bc i wasn't sure if i was even gonna follow that storyline but like. well. tbh why not#raf is a bit of a pushover and lived in conscious denial for years but suspected something was up when his son came out green eyed#LMAO#also she looks so pretty. sorry bisexual moment. im looking respectfully.
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Torn between: "well I guess it saves the normal screenings being ruined for people" and "so we just rewarding shitty behaviour now???" with the announcement of block party edition screenings for A Minecraft Movie where people can sing along, cheer, talk and meme basically....not included is also getting to make poor cleaners lifes hell and doing stupid shit like bringing actual animals into the room and harming employees just trying to do their damn job.
#like??? can we please not reward that behavior???#i can see the appeal of putting these fuckers in their own screening so non-idiots can enjoy the movie in peace#but like it wasnt just the meme it grew beyond it#it just grew into doing anything they fucking could#like one incident was a non-joke person got food or drink thrown on them by someone going 'WATER BUCKET RELEASE!'#and cue that idiot getting chased by the person out of the cinema because how else would you react to that happening#hell probably had to deal with the other bs happening during movie that point#it feels like wb just wanna fuck over cinemas employees and movie goers just to make money#cause there was literally footage of being able to hear the noise from outside a screening#meaning good luck to the movies trying to run next to that one
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no one’s ever actually wanted to like date me all i get are dudes looking to. Well idk what bc i don’t let them come in a 2 meter radius of me but you know what i mean. And it kinda sucks -___-
#i got free drinks at the bar the other night which isn’t new like i get offered almost every time and i actually took them this time#bc they were from the bartender lmao and he said he had a weak spot for pretty girls and nothing vulgar or any of those nicknames people#like to use on me so i was like ah alright what the hell. and my friends (both in long term happy relationships) were screaming like all#pretend jealous of it but i was like -______- sure random men think im hot WHATEVER but no one wants to love meeeeee omg.#ofc i didn’t actually say that i was pretend gloating and blaming it on my new push up bra#not like id ever be vulnerable irl but. Fuck
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neal 🤝 parker "oh for this con i absoLUTELY need a parachute im going to jump off this building after i steal the shit yes its necessary yes its the only way yes i want an excuse to use the parachute"
#they NEED to get drinks together#their brains go in completely opposite directions i think theyd have a lot of fun together#shes weird in a way he groks because of mozzie. he's like if that australian thief she hit it off with that one time had personality#together they capitalize on parker's solid fbi alias and make peter's life a wonderful hell#white collar#leverage#q
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Husk's Barstool Rant
I know I'm an old bastard, but whatever generation up on Earth right now must be braindead. Or getting there. I was mindin’ my business at a bar, nursing a hangover and regrettin’ every decision I’ve ever made, when I hear this gaggle of freshly damned sinners walkin’ by, talkin’ like their brains got replaced with absolute nonsense.
One of ‘em says, and I quote, ‘Bro fr fr on God, that demon's lowkey bussin’, no cap.’ And I just sat there… tryin’ to figure out if I’d had a stroke or if words don’t mean anything anymore.
Bussin’? What the hell are you bussin’? Tables? Nuts? What?! And lowkey? You’re shoutin’ it across the goddamn bar, that ain’t lowkey, that’s loud-and-proud, now sit your crusty ass down.
And don’t even get me started on ‘no cap.’ What cap? What hat? Is this some kinda weird metaphor or are you just allergic to clarity? I asked one of ‘em what the hell they were talkin’ about and this kid—couldn’t have been more than 19 maybe and already spiritually bankrupt—looks me dead in the eye and says, ‘It’s giving… boomer energy.’
What happened to just callin’ someone an asshole and movin’ on? Back in my day, you got roasted with full sentences and a cigarette flicked at your forehead. Now it's ‘ratio’ this and ‘L’ that. You know what’s an L? That sentence. That whole damn conversation.
Yesterday I heard some asshole outside the hotel screaming about 'skibidi toilet rizz gyatt Ohio sigma' Like, did I just have a stroke or somethin'?????
Jesus fuckin' christ. This is why I drink.
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((Please read my tags, I worked hard on them lmao))
#husk rants again#gen z translation needed#skibidi toilet is a war crime#bussin my ass#no cap just confusion#ohio isn’t real#sigma grindset my left paw#emotional damage in stereo#linguistics is dead#why i drink vol 87#hell’s unofficial translator#someone unplug the youth#husk has had enough#cursed phrases of the week#ratio this you little gremlin#back in my day we had shame#dramatic bar monologue energy#someone get this man a drink#husk.exe has crashed again#send help or whiskey#husk#hazbin husk#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#husks hot takes#grumpycatenergy#husker#ask husk#deal me out#barstool rants
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"parallels" (idk what words mean) between seo inwoo and seo moonjo
1. pretty red lighting

2. having rooftops meet-cute

3. shushing people
4. when bae (tries to) commits manslaughter <3

5. disturbing the peace/people in cars

6. probably wouldn't know personal space even if it hit him in the face

7. very happy person
8. tells a guy how much he cares about another dude before beating up the guy with a random item, as one does

9. asks someone out for drinks 😔 gets rejected 😔

10. always assume that he is there. he probably is.

11. they have their own creepy little music! (not sure if it's their theme song or smth but it shows up a lot around them)
#Spotify#seo inwoo#seo moonjo#psychopath diary#strangers from hell#hell is other people#why did i do this#i had more images but the image limit decided to stop my enthusiasm 😔#in conclusion i still haven't watched all of psychopath diary#yoon jongwoo#yook dongsik#the random dudes that got involved in all that#i honestly think moonjo and inwoo should meet for drinks
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photos i took while high pt. 21
#alan wake 2#alan wake#*#**#***#mk.op#mk.edit#mk's photo mode pics#so i took that gummy yesterday had a few drinks#decided to switch to alan and do herald of darkness and i made it through the first part before i started crashing and passed out lol#so here i am now looking at and posting all these pics i took yesterday and some of them wondering what the hell i was thinking#also recorded some gameplay footage to gif#mk.photo
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you go into the pit restored to the body you were born with. no scars, no blemishes, organs regrown. this is not good for jason transgender todd
#dc#fic prompts#i think the lazarus pit should be a story about body horror. as a treat#love it when the pit gives him free bottom surgery bc real as hell#but what if the cost of eternal life was a body with a metabolism too high to process additional hormones#what if jason came back in an adult body. but not his#I JUST THINK T [nurse she’s out again]#i love jason todd body dysmorphia fics where he is Too Large post revival#i think we could Beam Of Transgender this.#also obviously bruce does not rest until he figures out Mega Hrt which will work on superhumans#slade wilson in the corner is like when i wanted to transition i just had to drink the blood of three aliens i slaughtered!#dick grayson thank u grandpa. that’s nice.
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Janeway trying coffee lemonade and going down a rabbit hole of strange beverages!
thank you @dianeames for the suggestion!
#st voy#voy#st fanart#captain janeway#kathryn janeway#naomi wildman#doodles#they had a captain's assistant meeting scheduled <3#either janeway wanted to introduce naomi to lemonade or knew that she liked it and ordered for her idk which is cuter#ohh this is why she ran out of replicator rations in that other post and had to drink neelix' coffee#oh yeah its all coming together#i drew her hair six (7) times wadda hell...
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