#no cap just confusion

[husk-says-no]

Husk's Barstool Rant

I know I'm an old bastard, but whatever generation up on Earth right now must be braindead. Or getting there. I was mindin’ my business at a bar, nursing a hangover and regrettin’ every decision I’ve ever made, when I hear this gaggle of freshly damned sinners walkin’ by, talkin’ like their brains got replaced with absolute nonsense.

One of ‘em says, and I quote, ‘Bro fr fr on God, that demon's lowkey bussin’, no cap.’ And I just sat there… tryin’ to figure out if I’d had a stroke or if words don’t mean anything anymore.

Bussin’? What the hell are you bussin’? Tables? Nuts? What?! And lowkey? You’re shoutin’ it across the goddamn bar, that ain’t lowkey, that’s loud-and-proud, now sit your crusty ass down.

And don’t even get me started on ‘no cap.’ What cap? What hat? Is this some kinda weird metaphor or are you just allergic to clarity? I asked one of ‘em what the hell they were talkin’ about and this kid—couldn’t have been more than 19 maybe and already spiritually bankrupt—looks me dead in the eye and says, ‘It’s giving… boomer energy.’

What happened to just callin’ someone an asshole and movin’ on? Back in my day, you got roasted with full sentences and a cigarette flicked at your forehead. Now it's ‘ratio’ this and ‘L’ that. You know what’s an L? That sentence. That whole damn conversation.

Yesterday I heard some asshole outside the hotel screaming about 'skibidi toilet rizz gyatt Ohio sigma' Like, did I just have a stroke or somethin'?????

Jesus fuckin' christ. This is why I drink.

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((Please read my tags, I worked hard on them lmao))

[rot-to-the-core]

i really like the headcanon that aventurine texts like a boomer because he doesn't spend time with teenagers and mostly uses tech for work purposes and dr ratio has picked up some slang from his students

that being said i can't stop laughing at the idea aventurine discovering stickers on microsoft teams and whatsapp good morning gifs and texting like this as a result

vs ratio 😭

[forcebookish]

THIS SHIT IS SO CUTE!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE NOSE KISS!!

[inkysquelched]

Eight: Wait- What??

Three: There’s context, I promise.

[taw-k]

Loki would make the perfect muse for Cap.

Cap learns that Thor's mischievous brother is a wicked shapeshifter and immediately thinks "so he could shapeshift into any kind of creature? I have to draw him!" And he ends up asking Loki to do a bunch of poses as other people, himself, and animals. Loki pretends to be exhausted by it but is secretly LOVING IT. Someone finally paying attention to him, so much that they'd willingly sit for hours and draw him while displaying his magic! YES PLEASE!

[starmocha]

Subjecting the fandom to my hand fetish, part 3, but apparently, this time Sylus also knows ｡:ﾟ(｡ﹷ ‸ ﹷ ✿)

[madlyn5ever]

People on the internet: “OMG STEVE’S NEW HAIRSTYLE” “AAA STEVE’S HAIR. IT’S SO GOOD IT EATS SO HARD”

and it’s literally just a slightly grown out version of the same hair he’s had in every season.

(Correct me if I’m wrong I haven’t seen all the seasons in a slightly warm minute. But isn’t that the same hair just a smidge longer?)

[radioregine]

i get why this latest nintendo news is particularly bad but at the same time, as someone who's always felt like anything above $50 for a new game w/out peripherals is A Lot i just can't personally drum up special rage for $80 base price games like. $60 is still rough

[cureskies]

pokemon horizons ep 72 has to be one of the most baffling things i've ever watched from a show that has a 99% majority great episodes

roy is LEFT TO EXPLORE A CAVE SYSTEM ON HIS OWN. it's been shown in previous episodes (liko & amethio) that phone service does not work underground. they literally just went on without him with no backup plan in case anything happened

the writers force roy to climb up an entire cliff with achigator out of his pokeball when he could've just used taikaiden to search for the others from the skies as friede does with charizard

speaking of taikaiden, he USES TAIKAIDEN in a battle with achigator riding on its back and then, INEXPLICABLY, puts him back in his pokeball and continues to climb up the cliff with achigator

dot realizes they haven't looked closely at the photo of basagiri and identifies three major features that would help them find it, including a literal landmark carved out of stone. how did they not identify these things before they went searching in the middle of the wilderness

friede mentions them all "evolving" at the end. THEY LEFT A 10 YEAR OLD ON HIS OWN IN A CAVE SYSTEM

[smalltimidbean]

I am apparently having one of those weeks when I am drawing something, but it turns into something else dfgdf

Any way, Werewolf Peppino, bc I was thinking about him and the other beastpinos earlier - might draw them later hehe

[queenofbaws]

holy moly, just had a HORRIFIC dream that tumblr added a "family" tab, which was just a place where you could see your actual, literal, blood relations' reactions to what you'd been posting lately

absolute nightmare, jesus tapdancing christ

[leaf-in-a-flower-garden]

Guys I think my friend needs glasses, she thought these two had same face syndrome. W. What.

[Poor lighting cause uhhhh]

[moghedien]

ONCE AGAIN REMINDING YALL THAT DOM AND SUB ARE NOT SYNONYMS FOR TOP AND BOTTOM

TOP/BOTTOM ARE POSITIONS AND JUST DESCRIBE WHO GETS PENETRATED/DOES THE PENETRATING

DOM/SUB ARE TERMS INHERENTLY ASSOCIATED WITH KINK. IF YOU ARE A SUB OR DOM YOU ARE PARTICIPATING IN KINK AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY BE A SUBMISSIVE TOP OR A DOMINANT BOTTOM

STOP CALLING CHARACTERS DOMS AND SUBS WHEN YOU REALLY MEAN TOP AND BOTTOM

[ezralva]

As per the manga, Shibuya Incidents arc supposedly ends with this

Tho I hope they prolong and end it with Yuuji and Choso leaving Shibuya together like foreshadowed by the OP, of Yuuji walking away by himself

Then after the ED, if followed by this scene, the suspense for next season is real!

[philipforscale]

BUT YEAH. officially rebranding with dnp lol. philipforscale.

ive been main-ing the dnp fandom here for years, but im now Committing too 💖.

i will still shout about dcmk n other anime <3 but yeah. devoted to phannieism 🫡

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Thinking of baby erik from the infinity comics again and my god why was he so fuckin. UGLY. silly baby…….