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Husk's Barstool Rant
I know I'm an old bastard, but whatever generation up on Earth right now must be braindead. Or getting there. I was mindinâ my business at a bar, nursing a hangover and regrettinâ every decision Iâve ever made, when I hear this gaggle of freshly damned sinners walkinâ by, talkinâ like their brains got replaced with absolute nonsense.
One of âem says, and I quote, âBro fr fr on God, that demon's lowkey bussinâ, no cap.â And I just sat there⌠tryinâ to figure out if Iâd had a stroke or if words donât mean anything anymore.
Bussinâ? What the hell are you bussinâ? Tables? Nuts? What?! And lowkey? Youâre shoutinâ it across the goddamn bar, that ainât lowkey, thatâs loud-and-proud, now sit your crusty ass down.
And donât even get me started on âno cap.â What cap? What hat? Is this some kinda weird metaphor or are you just allergic to clarity? I asked one of âem what the hell they were talkinâ about and this kidâcouldnât have been more than 19 maybe and already spiritually bankruptâlooks me dead in the eye and says, âItâs giving⌠boomer energy.â
What happened to just callinâ someone an asshole and movinâ on? Back in my day, you got roasted with full sentences and a cigarette flicked at your forehead. Now it's âratioâ this and âLâ that. You know whatâs an L? That sentence. That whole damn conversation.
Yesterday I heard some asshole outside the hotel screaming about 'skibidi toilet rizz gyatt Ohio sigma' Like, did I just have a stroke or somethin'?????
Jesus fuckin' christ. This is why I drink.
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((Please read my tags, I worked hard on them lmao))
#husk rants again#gen z translation needed#skibidi toilet is a war crime#bussin my ass#no cap just confusion#ohio isnât real#sigma grindset my left paw#emotional damage in stereo#linguistics is dead#why i drink vol 87#hellâs unofficial translator#someone unplug the youth#husk has had enough#cursed phrases of the week#ratio this you little gremlin#back in my day we had shame#dramatic bar monologue energy#someone get this man a drink#husk.exe has crashed again#send help or whiskey#husk#hazbin husk#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#husks hot takes#grumpycatenergy#husker#ask husk#deal me out#barstool rants
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I really want to see a more fucked up version of Charlie in canon. Like, okay, I am a die-hard for sweet bubbly girls in media. But I always see how some people make Charlie actually, oh I dunno... demonic? And it's so refreshing for her type of character. I could honestly see her having low empathy (and we kinda see this with how she handled Angel's situation or even Vaggie's nervousness about taking control on an activity). An exploration of that trait (if it was intended) would be interesting to see for a protagonist, especially when her main goal is about helping others. I would love to see her actually have a level of difficulty in understanding others' feelings from the other residents, sinners, and even her father.
But give her a fucked up side. Not a "she gets more power when she's angey uwu", but a "oh, she's a little fucked in the head". It would give so much to her character that she just doesn't have.
@/murmurmurena (don't wanna bother them so slash there we go) has some fun ideas with Charlie. I highly encourage people to check their stuff out! So many fun dark ideas with her character while also still keeping to her canon personality pretty well! Personally, I think Charlie being a bit more naive to her own messed up traits would work best but her also being aware of these traits can make for some interesting character for her.
THIS FIC, "A Game Between You and I". RIGHT HERE WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER. A bit of spoil for the fic here: but I love how they handled Charlieâs absolute ignorance as to why the idea of Russian roulette is horrifying to Angel Dust. It doesn't feel like her being intentionally malicious or aware that she's the odd man out here. This is also a pretty old fic going by only the pilot, but the point still stands that it was such a fun take for her character!
Charlie is one of my favorite characters in the show in part of the POTENTIAL she could have as being the most bubbly sweetheart character while also being the most messed up character in the show. I can't say I have strong confidence with the show's writing and fully expect them to stick with Charlie being the "nice girl but oh no, don't get her angry or she gets scarwy". Which isn't bad for a character mind you, there's just so much more potential to Charlie outside of that trope, especially when you get into the theories of her either being a doll, Roo's biological daughter, or what have you. And for the MAIN CHARACTER of the show, it would be not only interesting but also bring the spotlight back to her.
There's really no question that the side characters steal the show, particularly all the male characters. If I'm honest, Charlie does not feel like she gets a lot of love from the show itself when she's supposed to be the main character. She feels far more flat compared to the rest of the characters (again, the male cast in this "female-lead" show has more depth than most of the female cast currently. I wouldn't be pointing this tidbit concerning the genders of characters if it weren't for the fact Viv defended Helluva's lack of development with their female cast by saying "Hazbin is a female-lead show and Helluva is a male-lead" and Hazbin ended up with it not feeling female lead (to me) and the male cast just completely stealing the show. I don't normally care about gender stuff, especially since I do personally lean interest towards male characters. But using one show as a defense for poor development of the female characters, and then that show not really holding up with no very interesting well-developed feeling female characters irritates me. It's just very clear that these shows don't seem to care much about the female cast :/)
If you like how Charlie is written that's totally fine. PERSONALLY, I just think they're missing so much opportunity with her character by just making her the standard female character type. I honestly don't have a lot of faith they'll actually do something with Charlie's character though. She's a pretty static character in S1 being the same from start to end. Not changing or learning anything to create any development. What does the end of season Charlie do that start of season Charlie wouldn't do? Fight back? Because we see with the pilot (which is the âfirst episodeâ) that Charlie does fight people if pushed like with Katie Killjoy and even Valentino. Static characters can work in media depending on the show or their role. But Charlie is the MC of a show about âbettering one's selfâ. So to have her as a static with not a lot of strong dilemmas for herself (like we see with Angel Husk Al and even Vox) seems silly. Plus, considering Hazbin is telling a whole story and it's not a fun episodic thing, characters are expected to grow on some level. Or else, what was the point of their hero's journey?
#I honestly have a lot of problems with Hazbin's storytelling#That the limited time of doing plot doesn't even help it and shouldn't be used to shield the show from criticisms#Especially when you can find the same issues in Helluva Boss that has no excuse with the writing (though it's getting a bit better)#I love this show but goodness gracious it makes me have a tangent about it#Charlie's unimpactful character writing just being one of MANY issues#Hopefully the crew take all the criticisms into account for S3#S2 if possible would be nice but they probably had it all scripted by the time S1 was airing.#No shame on the female cast either they're fine. But when you compare them to the given depth of characters like Angel Husk Alastor and Vox#They're pretty lackluster. Vaggie's probably the closest to a female character with a lot of layers we've seen in the show#And she wasn't done very well with being essentially just âCharlie's GFâ with not much identity outside of that explored much#Some of this may be more personal takes but it's frustrating. Again I don't normally care about gender stuff in media#It was just the excuse to Millie and Loona lacking development that bothers me#Like Hazbin is supposed to make up Helluva's poor writing of their main female leads#Loona got a bit of love with the Bee ep and Verosika and Octavia are pretty good. Particularly V with her relationship with Blitz#Whenever I start talking about aspects of Hazbin's writing I always end up ranting a bit (â ââ˘âĎââ˘â â)â#Celtrist#cel rambles#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie morningstar#hazbin critique#hazbin criticism#hazbin critical#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel critique#hazbin hotel rant#You can really love something and still be critical with it#I do it out of love I swear#You're not in the Sonic fandom for like 22 yrs and don't learn to be critical of the media you enjoy lol
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i do not know how many âhe would not fucking say thatâ âs i have left in me gang
#hey god itâs me again if youâre there#yes iâm being a hater on main bc IM TIRED#every time my fav gets stripped of their original characterization for the sake of being placed into the shallow husk of a more fandom#-> accepted archetype a year is taken off my life#COUGH HACK a good chunk of the x reader fics that tend to flood my dash bc thereâs little to nothing else what who said that#xan rants
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No one: My brain for some reason: what if huskerdusk au where Husk is owned by Vox and Angel is owned by Rosie
#so when people do swap aus they usually do a pure swap but I thought like what if you swap them to the opposites closest ally instead#And Husk being Alastor's rival's while Angel is Alastor's closest ally's is just such a nice contrast and a true reverse to the original#Husk is still miserable but I feel like Angel is having the time of his afterlife#sorry Husk I love you the most I swear#file that under: things I'm not gonna write for because every time I write fanfic I end up getting insecure and deleting it#might doodle it sometime#Husk listening to Vox drunkenly rant about Alastor for the 5000th time: *sigh*#this works well for setting up Angel to be a hitman (changed my mind he's Rosie's bodyguard ty and goodnight)#I'm rambling in the tags again#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#angel dust#husk
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â ď¸This is a Hazbin Hotel Explanation postâ ď¸
Anything I say in this post may not be a straight of fact is it my understanding and interpretation of the show and if Iâm wrong donât @ me.
!You have been warned!
OKAY IM MAKING THIS BECAUSE IVE SCENE A LOT OF CONFUSION AROUND ADAM BEING AND ANGEL SO HERE WE GO.
Adam (from what I understand) is an angel because he âearned itâ from my knowledge he became an angel cause he was the first human soul so this raises the question, âDo all humans turn into angels.â And the answer from what I understand is drum roll pleaseâŚ
TsssssssssssssssssssssâŚ
No!
Adam is a special case cause he was the first human soul so when he died he had a rise in the rankings so that leaves use with another question, âIf human souls in hazbin donât turn into angels what happens to them?
Well Iâm glad you asked humans become what heaven calls âwinnersâ This is touch on a little bit more in the song, âHell is Forever.â When Adam states,
âAre they winners, are they sinners cause itâs cut and dry.â

This is actual one of the cards created by Vivzie and practically human souls that die and go to heaven are called winners cause they in a way won at life, they made it to heaven. Yipeeeeee! Then there obviously the human souls that donât make it to heaven and those are sinners.

Now from what we see sinners have a tend and to take on more animalistic or âdemonicâ forms we see that in numerous characters like Alastor, Husk, and Angel Dust.
Winners tend to keep there more human forms with the added bonus of wings and a halo of course we see some with more animalistic traits but usually (from what Iâve scene) these traits are more avian, or even lamb like with a few stragglers here and there, they also have a tendency to be brighter and more vibrant in color.
BUT SCRIBBLE WHAT ARE ANGELS?!?
SHUT UP IM GETTING THERE
angels or exorcist are there own thing they are made in heaven and are separate thing from human souls (there probs a high likelihood they donât have souls at all) but they are heaven born or at least heaven made and one common thing Iâve found around angels is that they are identified with a marking on there wings



THIS GOD DAMN STRIP
All angels from what I can tell have these pigeon like strips on there wings (I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason Vaggies is really light is because sheâs been in hell for so long) Adam has it, Lute has it, and all the other exorcist have that strip.
SO IN CONCLUSION
- Adam is a special case of Angel because he was the first human soul (and he can suck my dick)
- Humans and angels are too SEPARATE BEINGS
- AND human souls that make it to heaven are called winners and souls that go to hell are called sinners
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT/DAY
#hazbin hotel#full length#jesuschristthatwasalotoffuckingwriting#adamsabitch#hazbin hotel adam#vaggie#i canât#never again#rant post#explanation#idk how to tag this#therearedefinitelygrammermistakes#whocaresitâstumblr#angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#alastor
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thinking about it, if renee had to be a commissioner, i would have rather seen her as commissioner of hub city because then it would feel less like she's just a somewhat recognizable name filling in a spot that needed to be filled and more like a way to actually explore her character. also i feel like it could be easier for her to be the question if she was commissioner of hub city because there wouldn't be other vigilantes so it would feel like more of a needed role to her.
#obviously i would rather she never have been a commissioner at all#and i would have preferred if she was never made a cop again after the last issue of gotham central even in a new continuity#it just feels disrespectful to her character to be honest.#when renees commissioner she doesn't feel like herself.#it feels likes she's just a husk of who she was before.#like the most recognizable thing about her is that gordon used to be her boss#and that's more of just an acknowledged fact than any sort of meaningful personality trait.#anyway i'm just ranting.#renee montoya#the question#dc#post
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I'd like to think I haven't written my best yet
But all too often at the moment I feel like my best was written about 8 years ago. Right now I feel as though I can't access that level of ability. Frankly, since the passing of my grandmother, I don't feel like I have access to 99% of my own brain. To access it is to remember and remembering is to collapse. So I've been functioning on that 1% as much as is possible - using it to be as kind as I can to all who cross my path. My personality is dead, my hatred with it, and thus my ability to stand up for myself and the things I used to believe in. I couldn't say it better than I already said it in a song - Forgetting is what's getting me by. But at what cost?
I'm coming to enjoy these late night tumblr rants that few, if anyone, will read.
I hope I come back soon because I'm starting to really miss me.
#Late night rants#another whiskey fuelled post#forgetting#missing talent#lost#I'll say it again#I hope I come back soon#Because I don't know how much longer I can stand being this husk
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Hazbin Boys When Their Partners Crying
Alastor: đť
Would be very gentlemanly about it
Heâd whip your tears away with his thumbs as he caresses your face
âWhat ever happened, Sweetheart?â
Heâd listen quietly as you explain to him why youâre feeling so down.
Heâs soothingly rub his thumbs on your face, continuing to whip off any tears that fall
If someone made you cry heâd eat them for dinner.
No one makes you cry and gets away with it
If youâre crying over something else, something he canât kill, then he lets you vent before giving you some advice.
âIâm here to lighten your load, my dear. Allow me to do that by explaining how exactly o can help!â
He ls very proactive in dealing with it, and he wants it delt with quickly.
Lucifer: đ
Would feel your pain with you
He feels an ache in his chest everytime you cry. It almost makes him want to cry everytime he hears you cry
He embraces you in a tight hug, letting you cry on his shoulder as he hushes you, rocking you both back and forth.
âShh, itâs alright honey. Itâs okay.â
Would very gently ask what happened
If you donât want to talk about it he just nods his head and keeps shushing you
If you tell him someone made you cry he feels immediate rage but calms himself down
Youâre more important than that right now
If you tell him something else then he just holds you tighter.
âWeâll get through this together. I promise.â
Husk: âŚď¸âŁď¸
Husk would be very freaked out by your tear
At first heâs frozen, staring with wide eyes as he figures out what to do
Heâd let you cry and vent, sitting next to you the whole time.
Slowly he puts his arm around you, letting you lean on him as he quietly listens.
If you tell him someone made you cry heâd growl quietly, holding you closer
âFuckâem. You donât need that in your life.â
If you say itâs something else, like being overwhelmed by school or other things, heâs nod and let you rest your head on his shoulder.
âWhat do you need me to do?â
Heâs ready to help in anyway he can
Angeldust: đ¸ď¸
âOh, Baby.â
Heâd run right up to you and wrap all his arms around you, letting you cry into his fluffy chest.
Heâd hold you and just squeeze his eyes shut, trying to ignore the pain in his own chest at you crying
Youâve been there for him in his worst nights, so heâs ready to be strong for you in yours.
âWhatâs wrong? Baby, whats happened?â
Frantic to find out why your crying
If someone made you cry heâd be ranting and raving about how much they suck
âHow dare they say that to you?! Are you kiddinâ me?!â
If itâs something else heâd try his best to calm you down, giving small pep talks.
He just wants to support you best he can, even if heâs not the best at it.
Vox: đş
âWho the hell made you cry?â
Immediately heâs ready to electrocute something, his arms tinging with electricity.
He feels about ready to kill someone
If you tell him someone did make you cry heâd teleport away to them and immediately ruin them.
Heâd leave them alive but then ruin their reputation
Theyâd never find a job again and people on the street would hate them
If itâs something else heâd try calms down and sits next to you, pulling you in for a side hug as he listens to what you say
âLet me help. I can fix it.â
If your overwelmed with work or school heâd contact the officials and make it easier on you
Heâs use his money and power to help you stay happy
Valentino: đŚ
âAmorcitoâŚBaby what happened?â
Heâd rush over to you and pick you up, cradling you like a child as he shushes you.
Heâs very physical with his comfort, holding you close as all his arms rub you soothingly
Talks a lot, giving you a lot of comforting words as he coos at you
âThey said what.â
If someone made you cry you better beleive heâd be paying them a little visit
Heâd beat the absolute shit out of them, no matter who it was
If it was something different then heâd coo and soothingly rub at your arms, back and head, giving you little pecks to help calm you down
He doesnât know what to do but he does know he hates seeing you cry
It stirs up unpleasant feelings in his chest
#hazbin hotel#valentino#valentino x reader#vox x reader#vox#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor#alastor x reader#angeldust#angeldust x reader#lucifer x reader#lucifer morningstar#husk#husk x reader
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hiii can i request a silly little scene i have in my head? ok so!
alastor x wife! reader- theyve been together since they were alive, legit partners in crime they both encouraged eachother to kill and when they reunited in hell after around 8 years they were independent once again UNTIL They got in trouble with Lilith and she took reader to be like her slave until Alastor finished helping Charie with her dream (until he helped prove that demons can be redeemed) so they didnt see each other for another 7 years (his absence)
And all throughout the first season hes like âI miss my wife, Husk. I miss her a lotâ (while drunk-) like that one sonic dub meme and starts shaping his shadow creature into reader and talking to it and everyone is like âm yep heâs officially lost it.â
BUT then Sir Pentious is redeemed and Lilith sees and shes like âdamn :/â and send reader to the new hotel via portal and reader just. falls on the ground in front of the big entrance and everyone hears it and they rush out and Alastor is quiet, wide eyed and reader goes smth like âi know- i shouldnt have accepted it in your name but-â blah blah she rambles on about it and Alastor just goes âYoure as beautiful as the day I los you.â LIKE THAT HEARYBREAKING SCENE FROM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 ;-; and everyone reacts in their own way
I REALLY NEED THIS BUT I LACK THE ABILITIES TO DO IT HEEELP (love u)
A/N oh bestie,, i got you. I was actually planning on something similar where Alastor was getting drunk at a bar and talking about the love of his life (I'm still gonna write that one too but I really like this prompt!!) You guys really come up with the best requests, please keep sending them in.
Fuel and the Fire (Alastor x Wife!Partner-in-Crime!Reader)
Pairing: Alastor x Reader
Warnings: ANGST also bad words (idk why i wrote the warnings like this). Also Angel Dust is in this one and I love him but he is a warning on his own.
Word Count: 2,392
Master Lists:
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Hazbin Hotel Master List
Alastor and Y/n, partners in crime, the fuel and the fire. On a first glance, it would be assumed she was his fuel, the coal and dry leaves he fed himself by. Once anyone got to know them -- and god, what trouble a person was in if they got to know them -- they quickly realized it was the other way around.
Hand in hand from day one, from childhood. Running from the cops, washing the blood off one another's faces. In the living world and life after death, nothing could tear them apart. He was the soil she planted herself in, he was her rock and Y/n? Well she was Alastor's everything. He'd do anything at all for her, all she had to do was ask.
For a decade, they terrified the living world. They were the reason to double check the lock on the door before bed, they were the ominous shadow at the corner. When cold death wrapped them in his reckless grasp, they turned their terror on Hell.
The pair made a name for themselves quickly, filling up the airwaves and making waves in the underworld. For generations, they reigned supreme. For generations, they knew no fear. Then one day, they simply disappeared.
When Alastor reappeared on the streets seven years later without his shadow, the town was alight with gossip. No one knew where he had been, where she still was, or why he had returned but Alastor quickly rebuilt his operation, setting up shop at Lucifer's daughter's Hazbin Hotel along with several of the souls he owned.
The hotel's other residents and workers were distrustful of the man, to say the least. He was shifty, wore a constant smile, and rumors circled around him like birds of prey. That was until about three months into his stay, at least.
Angel hadn't meant to eavesdrop. He'd been coming down to the bar for a drink and a rant of his own when he'd heard the familiar, crackling voice of the Hotel's host.
"I just... I miss her so much, Husk."
He sounded sad, utterly dejected. Angel crouched down on the staircase, hiding his slim body behind one of the ornate posts supporting the railing.
"You keep saying that but do nothing to go find her. She disappeared the same time as you, you know." came Husk's gruff reply.
"I know she did."
"You keep saying that, acting like you know something. Admit it: you don't know shit, Alastor."
Alastor's radio waves faltered, squeaking slightly. Angel tensed in terror, wondering if he'd been found out. This was clearly a private conversation, and the Radio Demon was testy at the best of times. Right now he seemed positively furious.
"Don't test me, Husk." Alastor said after a moment, breaking the tense silence, "She... we both got roped into something. I am doing my part, she is doing hers."
Angel straightened himself up, deciding it was high time he entered the room. He still wanted that drink, after all. He let his feet fall heavily on the stairs, alerting the others to his presence. Husk turned toward the sound, meeting Angel's eyes as he entered the bar. Alastor, on the other hand, kept his back to the spider demon.
Taking a seat beside Alastor, Husk immediately poured Angel a drink and slid it across the counter towards him.
"So, tough night, Smiles?" Angel asked, turning to Alastor who downed the rest of his drink in a single gulp.
"I don't know what you're talking about, my good fellow." Alastor hummed in response.
There was a threat in his voice, but Angel could tell the demon's heart wasn't in it. Everything was just, odd.
"Yeah... sure..." Angel scoffed, taking a sip of his own drink.
"Radio man was crying to me about his wife five seconds ago." Husk grumbled and Angel's eyes went wide.
"You have a wife?" he asked, turning back to Alastor, "I mean, I get it. I'm in to the whole 'tall dark and creepy' thing too but, you care about someone? I donât know if I can see it.â
Alastor's eyes narrowed as he turned on Husk. The cat demon rolled his eyes in a brazen display of disrespect. He knew his master well, knew this was the only thing he had any leverage with the man on. With a deep breath, Alastor placed his hands firmly on the bar top and pulled himself to his feet. Not saying another word, he disappeared into his shadows.
That had been the first odd occurrence. Of course Angel had told Charlie and Charlie had told everyone, had even approached Alastor about it. The Radio Demon brushed it all off with skill and for a while, things were quiet.
About a month later, the second strange thing began happening. Alastor had always had a certain sway over shadows, everyone knew that. However, he very rarely used them, brought them out if it wasn't to hide him or take him where he needed to be. Then, suddenly, one began to follow him.
"Uh, Alastor?" Charlie had timidly approached him the first time she saw this happening.
"Yes, Charlie my dear?" Alastor asked, turning to face her as he tossed his microphone in the air, catching it neatly in the center of the stand.
"Well, we were just wondering if everything was... okay?" she asked, her hands behind her back and a pointed gaze on the shadow.
"If everything..." Alastor trailed off, following the path of Charlie's gaze and realizing what was going on, "No, no my dear. Everything is quite all right, quite alright indeed."
"Well, okay... If you say so." Charlie had relented after a few moments, unsure of what else to do.
Eventually, the members of the Hazbin Hotel grew used to the shadows, they too slipped out of their minds. Overcome with impending doom of the extermination just a month away, Alastor's strange behavior was no longer a priority.
That had been until the third odd occurrence came into being. It was Sir Pentious who had noticed it first, drawing it to the group's attention as Alastor walked through the lobby and past the group doing trust exercises there on his way to some meeting or another with the other overlords.
"Sir Pentious?" Charlie had called, trying to bring him back to earth as he watched the place Alastor had occupied, "Sir Pentious?"
"Pentious!" Vaggie yelled and his head snapped to her, "You're not coming up with some new plan to attack Alastor, are you?"
"No!" he quickly exclaimed, waving his hands frantically in the air, "Not at all just..."
"What?" Vaggie asked through gritted teeth, advancing a step forward, her spear in hand.
"It's just... doesn't that shadow Alastor has had following him well.... doesn't it kind of look like a woman?"
Husk broke out into wild laughter while Angel widened his eyes.
"Oh, he's definitely lost it now." Husk exclaimed as he calmed himself, clutching his stomach, "If I knew Y/n was the secret to breaking him down, I woulda done something about it years ago."
"No you wouldn't have, ya big talker." Angel teased, elbowing the cat demon lightly.
"Y/n?" Sir Pentious asked.
"Alastor's wife. That was her name." Husk replied.
"Did you know her?" Charlie asked.
Alastor had left the hotel, the threat that had held their questions at bay for months was gone and the topic was right. Husk nodded.
"So, what's she like?" Angel asked suggestively, "Is she more of a dom? Does deer boy like to get dicked down by his lady?"
"Gross." Charlie shook her head, her hands to her temples, "I do not want to know that."
"She's a good kid." Husk said after a moment, "She's nice..."
He trailed off.
"But?" Vaggie prompted, sensing there was more that he wanted to say.
Husk sighed.
"If you think Alastor is trouble, she's a fucking house fire set for the insurance money."
"So probably not interested in being a guest." Charlie dejectedly stated.
Husk shrugged.
"You never know. It has been seven years since anyone has seen her. Alastor allegedly knows where she's at but, he hasn't gone after her. Just keeps whining to me about it so, I don't know. Maybe she's changed. I doubt it though. Sweet as a pea, sharp as a knife."
Charlie had never felt such relief as when she learned Alastor had not died in the chaos of the battle. The hotel was destroyed, heaven was pissed, Sir Pentious had died but, at least he was alright. They rebuilt the hotel, Alastor's same shadow of a woman trailing after him wherever he went. After about a week, thanks to all the angelic and demonic powers involved in the construction, the new Hotel was finished.
It was just as they put the finishing touches on the place, hung the portrait of Sir Pentious they'd commissioned above the fire place, that a portal opened in the lobby. Everyone tensed, banding together behind Charlie and Alastor. Angels were coming, they were sure of it.
A crash echoed from the other side, a sharp yell and then something tumbled through the portal. With a flash, the portal disappeared behind the shape of a person huddled on the floor. She coughed violently.
Alastor's eyes went wide. Everyone else was too distracted to notice, but if they'd have been paying attention, they would have seen his shadow disappear.
The girl was filthy, her clothes torn and her hair tangled. She let out another, sharp cough before slowly lifting her head. Alastor took a trembling step forward.
"Y/n?" he asked, his voice soft in disbeleif.
A smile, wide and sharp, split the woman's bruised face in two.
"Hey hun, I'm home."
In a flash, he was at her side, helping her to her feet, checking her for wounds.
"Jesus, Y/n." he sighed, "You're a mess."
"I know."
"Y/n-"
"I know. I shouldn't have done it, you don't need to lecture me. I didn't have a choice. It was you or me, Al. I couldn't... I can't... I had to. You've gotta understand."
"Sweetheart-"
Y/n cut him off again, her speech a single, constant, stressed-out stream.
"It was stupid, I know. I know. I really do but, she gave me the option and I couldn't say no cause then if I said no you'd really be the one in trouble a-"
Alastor raised a hand gently to her cheek and Y/n's words caught in her throat. She looked up at him, meeting his eyes at last.
"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."
His voice was soft, so quiet the others could barely hear him. Y/n's cheeks flushed a bright pink. Her hands found the lapels of his jacket, holding them lightly.
"I.." she stuttered, her mind racing.
With a sigh and a slight shake of her head, she gave up in the search for words and buried herself in his chest. Alastor wrapped his arms around Y/n, pressing her tightly into his frame.
"God, I missed you." she said, her voice muffled by the fabric.
Alastor pressed a gentle kiss to the top of her head.
"I love you." she continued, "I'm so sorry."
Alastor pulled her off of him, leaning down the slightest bit so they were eye to eye. Y/n, wiped a stray tear away, letting out a slight, sad laugh. Alastor's eyes traversed her face, caressing every crevasse.
"I'm so glad your alright but, I don't understand." he said at last, "How are you back? The deal..."
Y/n nodded and Alastor's eyes went wider still. Leaning on Alastor's shoulder for support, she turned her eyes onto the rest of the group.
"You must be Charlie." she hummed softly, meeting the young demon's gaze.
Taking a deep breath, Charlie stepped forward and nodded.
"Yes, I am. I run the Hazbin Hotel, which is where you are, to help rehabilitate sinners."
"I know." Y/n nodded, her voice quavering slightly, "I've heard so much about you. You... my dear, it worked."
"I- what?" every other question died in Charlie's throat, shock shot through her body like a bullet.
"It worked." Y/n confirmed, "You did it. I had a deal, a deal which Alastor went to your side to get me out of. If you succeeded in redeeming a soul with his aid, I would be free. And here I am."
"Here you are." Alastor repeated, spinning Y/n to face him once again.
She wobbled unsteadily on her feet. Catching sight of this along with the numerous wounds all over her body, Alastor scooped Y/n up into his arms like he did when they had first been married, when they had crossed the first threshold together. Y/n looped her arms around his neck, exhaustion seeping in with the relief as she let her head fall on his chest.
"Vaggie..." Charlie began as she turned to her girlfriend, "you don't think..."
"Pentious?" Vaggie asked and Charlie nodded.
"It's gotta be." Angel confirmed.
"You did good, kid." Husk smiled, patting Charlie on the back.
Y/n raised her head at the sound of a familiar voice, her eyes opening.
"Husker?" she asked with a smile.
The cat demon stepped forward, bowing slightly.
"Husker! I-"
"Enough of that, my love." Alastor cut her off, tapping her nose gently, "You need a shower and some rest. You can meet everyone in the morning."
Y/n crossed her arms, narrowing her eyes as she looked up at her husband.
"Promise?"
"Yes, I promise." he sighed.
"Does that mean you're staying?" Charlie asked tentatively and the couple turned to her.
"Whatever the little lady desires." Alastor stated, looking back down at his wife in a lovestruck daze.
"Yes, Charlie. We're staying." Y/n laughed, "Things need to start changing around here and I don't see anyone else doing a god damn thing to make that happen except for you."
"I.." Charlie was speechless, the kindness this fear inspiring woman was directing towards her, having never met her before. What Husk had said made sense, she smiled, "Thank you. I don't know what you did, but that you both so much."
"Anything for my favorite girl." Alastor kissed Y/n softly.
"Oh, get a room." Angel scoffed, rolling his eyes.
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Hii! Can I get lil sceanarios/oneshots of Vox, Husk, and Lucifer (if you write for him) where they are ranting about something thats bothering them to their crush, so they kiss him to shut them up?
I just love the thought of them being completely caught off guard and all blushy đđ
Thanks!
Vox, Husk and Lucifer x crush!reader shutting them up with a kiss
Cw: SFW, gn!reader, fluff
Vox
- After another public spat with Alastor (albeit, a lot less explosive then last time) Vox sits next to you bitching his head off about it, occasionally glitching and sparking as he emphasises words.
- "I can't believe that old asshole has the audacity to come after my design choices. Mine. I mean, can you believe that! They look great- right (name)?" He doesn't wait for you to respond to his question, just cuts you off as you nod and open your mouth to speak going on with his rant.
- "Exactly! My shit is perfect. It's top of the line. I wish he'd just fuck off to whatever crevice he crawled out of!"
- You inwardly sigh watching him carry on. As much as you loved to just stare at him as he animatedly talked loudly both with his voice and also his hands, it was beginning to get somewhat annoying listening to him repeat the same things over and over again while occasionally seeking reassurance from you.
- You smile slightly, looking at his lips moving as he spoke.
- You'd seen him drink and eat stuff, but how exactly did they work? If you kissed him, would it just be screen? Would he be able to feel it?
- He continued to ramble on, not noticing you had peaced out mentally about 3 minutes ago.
- Not noticing you moving your face closer to him from the corner of his eye.
- "When I get my hands on him, I'm going to beat the shit out of him! Right (name), I'd totally win, wouldn't I-" he turns to you as he asks, and suddenly he's feeling warm lips pressed against his screen over where his mouth is displayed.
- A loud binging sound is heard as Vox momentarily errors at the sudden gesture.
- You pull your lips off of him, and look at him with raised brows. "Could you feel that? All I felt was warm glass." You asked as you watched his monitor glitch and then switch back to his usual face dumbly blinking, blue flush covering his cheeks.
- As Vox gained his bearings, he glared at you. "H-hey!" He cringed at his stutter before clearing his throat. "You can't just do that out of nowhere, Doll! The fuck?"
- Vox would be pissed off and flustered you'd tried to quiet him by kissing him out of nowhere. Who the hell do you think you are essentially telling him to shut up??
- The smaller voice being squashed was yelling about how it liked the feeling of your lips on him and wanted more, though.
Husk
- The Bartender rarely got to be the one to rant about his issues, so when you showed up as someone he trusted and loved, he took the chance to complain to his heart's content.
- "And that idiotic daddy issue having child has been forcing me to play along with her delusions. I can't just say fuck off as usual because Alastor is ordering me to partake in it for his own sick fucking enjoyment!" Husk growled before taking a long sip of his drink.
- "The sooner I can get out of that shithole, the better. I can't wait for Alastor to get bored of it, I am going crazy having to participate in 'trust exercises' and 'bonding activities'" Husk emphasised each example with mock sweetness, clearly disgusted by it.
- You snorted. "What, has she been making you make arts and crafts or something?" You joked, but then grew silent when he sourly nodded.
- "Yes. She made us do hand painting like some fucking kindergarten class. There's still yellow paint stuck in my fur from where Niffty rolled in it and jumped onto me!" He turned around to show you his back, and sure enough, yellow paint clung to his fur.
- Husk went on complaining about 3 in 1 and how it wouldn't do shit for it, and that's when an impulse took over you suddenly as you watched his fuzzy cheeks move.
- Husk abruptly stopped as you leaned forward to kiss his cheek, instead catching his mouth by accident as he unconsciously turned towards you.
- It only lasts a second as you realise your error, apologising profusely. "Sorry! I meant to get your cheek!"
- Husk stutters in surprise, unable to get out any words for a long while, before coughing and turning away, unable to meet your eyes.
- He brings a hand to touch his lips, flushing darkly under his fur at the memory of your lips on his, the scent of the sweet cocktail he'd made you on your breath as it happened had him feeling dizzy.
- Christ.
- He interrupts you from where you were apologising profusely, kissing you again.
- Liquid courage tells him not to let this opportunity pass, so he doesn't.
Lucifer
- He was very down on himself about a rather failed day out with his daughter.
- The impression that he was happy and okay had fallen to bits the second he discussed how he'd tried to take Charlie to Loo Loo World only for paparazzi to storm him and lead to a series of unfortunate events ending with Charlie covered in an overly sweet drink and popcorn and having to leave.
- "And then she looked so awkward and uncomfortable when she said goodbye! My daughter hates me!" He exclaimed, burying his face in his hands.
- You shook your head, patting his shoulder and trying to tell him that wasn't true.
- "I'm the world's worst father. I caused all of hell to exist, and for someone like you to get condemned to this horrible place, and after all these mistakes, I still can't do anything right." He looked up at you, dejected, tears in his eyes.
- Your heart hurts seeing it. You just want him to stop talking about himself in such a way.
- So you do the only thing you can properly think of on the spot.
- "I'm just a failur-hff!" he hums loudly in surprise as his face is gripped, and suddenly your lips are on his.
- As he comprehends what's happening, tears well up in his eyes alongside his now pounding heart as years of him not being touched like this weigh on him all at once. It felt wonderful to be held and kissed by someone - let alone you.
- You pull away after a short time, hands gently brushing across his now even more overly warm cheeks.
- "Don't say that about yourself. You aren't a failure, Luci." You softly say. "Tell Charlie you're sorry and arrange a more private activity with her. She's your daughter, she will forgive you." Lucifer slowly nods against your hands.
- He doesn't say anything, mouth slightly parted as he looks at you with wide, lovesick eyes as his mind races alongside his heart. You're so warm.
- His hands come to rest atop your's, keeping them against his cheeks as his eyes flutter shut, basking in your touch.
- "Please just let us stay like this for a little longer." He breathily whispers. His face crumples as you nod and invite him to come closer into your arms.
- The king of hell slumps against you, craving but still hesitant to further request your touch.
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Thinking about Husk's confrontation with Alastor, focusing on the fact that he ACTUALLY managed to talk to him about it in the first place.
He knows firsthand how dangerous Alastor actually is despite the goofy persona he portrays, yet he still managed to, in some way, nearly speak to him as an equal.
He goes to him to tell on Mimzy, to warn Alastor and actually advice him to kick her out bc she's nothing but trouble. And Alastor isn't really angry about this part???
"Its nothing I cant handle, don't worry Husker."
He downplays it yea, treating Husk like a pet that couldn't possibly be on his level, but still, he wasn't mad. On some level, Husk knows he can at least speak on semi even footing with Alastor so long as he doesn't push his limits.
And how Husk's whole thing is that he can see through people. He and Alastor have known each other for a while, he's learned a lot abt him during his time as his slave, and adding that to Husk's talent, he can read the man quite well.
Its so interesting how he actually looks concerned here. Whether he's concerned for Alastor as his boss, or that Mimzy is gonna put his friends in danger, you can tell he has doubts. He's reading the situation, he's reading Alastor
And Alastor clearly doesn't like that.
Husk can read whoever he wants except Alastor. Because he's Alastor's "pet", he's leagues below Al, and yet Husk dares to read him like they're equals and that annoys him.
So he belittles Husk, again, ruffling his hair, calling him pet names, all to remind Husk where he stands on this lil hierarchy.
Also this lil rant would not be complete without pointing out how Husk actually touched Alastor, and Alastor didn't really mind.
Al was alr pretty annoyed with this lil guy, but he didn't brush him off or wipe his coat after Husk touched him. He only got mad when Husk brought up his own leash, nothing abt Husk touching him or simply talking to him. I read somewhere that Alastor considers Husk one of his closest "friends" of a sort and I love how it shows here.
It shows a really interesting twisted "friendship". Alastor, according to his standards, has already given Husk a huge bargain. He doesnt kill him, he lets Husk talk to him, speak on even footing at times. He considers Husk as one of his closest friends, bc someone who he has in chains(who would still talk back at times) is the closest thing he'll ever have to a friend. Idk where im going with this
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Ganna rant about Episode 4 of Hazbin again. For starters it has the same issue that Seeing Stars did for Helluva boss, that being Loona giving Octavia advice in comparison to Husk giving Angel advice. While the characters situations are different, both Loona and Husk were the wrong characters to pick to give advice, or simply just comfort the other character. Iâve already seen some people say that Charlie or Vaggie should have been the one to cheer Angel up, and that would have made more sense. Theyâve known him longer and itâs in character for them to do that. For it to be Husk, not only does it feel forced as an excuse to just hook Angel up with a boyfriend and get the shipping fuel going, but it doesnât make sense narratively.
In Loonaâs case, her situation was flawed because she just MET Octavia, didnât know a thing about her struggles and spouts to her about how she should be thankful just because her dad is âtryingâ, and the show tries comparing both girlâs situations when theyâre not the same. This is practically the same situation with Angel and Husk. While Husk is aware of Angel, he barley knows him. He hasnât been at the hotel that long considering the pilot took place only a week ago. On screen, all that Husk knew about Angel was that he was a porn star who constantly flirts with everyone, him especially, and we as the audience only see that and only that when the two interact. However episode 4 claims that Husk can see right through him and know that this is all part of his persona that he displays. If we had more time with these two characters outside of flirty banter scenes, this would make more sense, but instead itâs all tell and no show, being rushed with the little time weâre given. Husk even says that the hotel residents go to him to rant their sorrows while theyâre drunk and even THAT happens off screen and thatâs the problem, the audience has no reason to believe that Husk knows Angel deep down or even cares enough to want to help him, in our eyes, all Angelâs been doing is sexually harassing him.
Thereâs no reason why these two need to have an emotional scene together, itâs unearned and unwarranted because we havenât had enough time with these characters, just like Loona and Octavia, thereâs just no purpose or buildup. I also resort back to what Iâve said before: Husk selling his soul to Alastor is not the same as Angel selling his soul to Valentino. The show tries to compare Angel and Huskâs situations and itâs just not comparable because Alastor isnât a rapist whoâs trapping Husk to sell his body and be used like a rag doll constantly. Had it been something like âyouâre a drug abuser and Iâm an alcoholicâ- THEN that would have worked, but thatâs not what we get, and this leads me to talking about why âLoser Babyâ isnât good.
Some people have already misinterpreted my opinion, so hereâs a few things. Is the song in character for Husk? Yes. Is the song about Husk telling Angel not to act and just embrace himself? Yes. On its own, the song is fine outside of some distasteful lines. The CONTEXT, execution, and placement of the song is the issue. Episode 4âs whole purpose is to see just how much Angel suffers. Heâs forced to work like a dog at the studio day in and day out, and he gets abused and SAâd by his boss and other demons constantly. He doesnât have a say in anything and can never say no because heâs under contract. He canât Fizz his way out of this one and just go âI quitâ, heâs literally forced to work in the porn industry wether he likes it or not, and we see all of that on screen. We also explore just how much this affects him. They reveal some pretty dark stuff here, how Angel doesnât even want his position as a famous porn star and is so desperate to be numb from the pain and suffering he endorses that heâll get high constantly and let people drug him for nefarious reasons, itâs his escape. They dump ALL of that info onto us, only for this bullshit to come up:

So the writers slut shame him, call him a freak and an addict to laugh at because âhaha heâs addicted to drugs and a slutâ, even though we JUST got done with a scene that confirms HE DOES ALL OF THIS AS A TRUAMA RESPONSE. He said himself he does the drugs and is addicted to numb the pain, and his own flirting (while problematic) is shown to be an act of him hyper sexualizing himself due to what he goes through. Itâs not excusable but itâs still a fact, and weâre supposed to LAUGH at him??? Thatâs whatâs wrong with his character and what continues to be wrong, because Viv sees him as the butt of the joke. Every line of dialogue he has is always about sex and how we should laugh because heâs a slut, an it comes off as so distasteful and insensitive to not only people who have been abused/SAâd, but porn actors in general. Weâre supposed to laugh when he talks about cock and sex, but the reason heâs doing it is so dark that we shouldnât be laughing about it at all cause heâs a VICTIM, yet Viv thinks itâs funny. Itâs so disgusting and makes my stomach twist. Angel is trapped being in a position he doesnât even want to be in, yet his entire character revolves around comedic sex jokes, and once you figure out the reason behind said sex jokes, it feels so wrong.
And this is why Loser Baby doesnât work. Aside from everything else Iâve already said, It doesnât line up with what Angel is going through, it doesnât line up with the rest of the episode. If you wanted Angel to have this arc about realizing he doesnât need to stick to his persona, fine, but you should have done it in a different episode. This is why Husk comes off as telling him to just suck it up and stop whining rather than what heâs actually trying to say. It looks bad with how they executed it, it just looks like heâs telling an SA victim to get over it and stop whining and whatâs worse is they compare their situations when itâs not the same. You literally have a scene of Angel telling Husk he lets people drug him, and not even a minute later Husk is calling him a loser. Thatâs the issue. The show doesnât know how to read the room, build character relationships slower, is just so incredibly tone deaf and is hypocritical. Weâre supposed to feel bad for Angel cause heâs sexualized to the maxes and is having trauma responses of that, but then weâre also supposed to laugh at him and his sex jokes while also finding him hot. Pick a fucking side Vivienne, the show wants to have its cake and eat it too and look where thatâs gotten us. The writing is a fucking atrocious mess and yet it had so much potential if Viv actually cared enough to take Angel seriously, instead of just desperately wanting to give him a boyfriend, and a rushed arc where he magically feels better in the end.
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Could I request a third part of the prince? I love it!
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Actually ya'll have been loving the prince series and I was wondering if you want me to making it into like a full blown story like following the series events and what not, or like just a little series of cute scenarios?
Let me know.
Warnings:
The prince (part 3)
(Alastor x male reader)

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Currently you were arguing with your father. Since the moment he found out you are dating Alastor he was not happy, to say the least.
"Why the sudden urge to leave? Is it not good here anymore because I can clean up the rubber ducks-"
"No dad thats not the point I just think I'm old enough to move out and Charlie has her hotel with a lot of rooms, and I mean I guess her dream is not that impossible-"
"Yeah right, like I'm going to believe that you just want to move in with that bambi of yours" he scoffed
"Dont call him- thats not- ok fine yeah, I want to move in with Alastor why is that such a problem I am a grown ass adult I can do as I please." And with that you left the room to pack.
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"I swear, he still thinks I am a kid." You were pacing in Alastor's room while he was sitting on a couch and calmly drinking tea.
"He let Charlie go?? Why not me why cant I do what I want with my life" you continued your angry ranting while unpacking you clothes.
At this point you were basically moved in with Alastor. You had all your stuff there you just needed to unpack, which he solved with a flick of his wrist. You could have done that too, but your father raised both you and your sister to not be careless with the amount of power you have, also you were busy rambling.
"*sigh*...thank you honey." You said quietly as you took a seat next to him slumping into the couch.
Alastor looked at you. Till now he was just half listening to you ramble and he thought you would feel better once you let it out and you two could cuddle but right now you looked even more sad, defeated even.
This did not sit right with him. If there was anything he hated most was seeing you sad or hurt.
He took a hold of your hand and put his other one on your cheek to guide your head to look at him.
"My dear, this issue will be resolved just as any other, you will make up with your father." He reassured you with a smile.
"I know but than it will start again, and I'm starting to feel like he will never accept you even though you are so important to me and... it's just too much right now, I'm sorry I need to be alone." And with that you left.
There it was again. That stinging feeling in his chest. Alastor had to take matters into his own hands.
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You walked down the stairs and took a seat by the bar.
"Damn kid, rough day?" Asked Husk as you put your head into your hands and groaned.
"Thats one way to put it, can you please get me a whisky on the rocks" you said in your ever so kind voice.
Husk liked you. On contrary to your father and older sister you were calm, quiet and well spoken. All this while still having the heart of gold they have as well.
He never understood how a charming young man such as yourself would find himself in a relationship with a demon like Alastor.
During your numerous visits to the Hotel you have talked to Husk a lot and you two became really good friends. The same went for Angel who usually joined you guys. You three usually sat by the bar chatting for hours.
"Hi (Y/N)," you heard Angels voice approaching as you sipped on your whisky. He took a seat next to you and shared a quick kiss with Husk. You chuckled to yourself quietly, you have been rooting for the two from the very beginning and when they finally got together you were so happy you shedded a few tears.
"Hi Angel" you gave him a small smile but he saw through it.
"Aww, toots hard times?" He asked as Husk handed him his drink.
"It's a long story" you answered.
"We got time" said Husk encouragingly.
You smiled a little than started telling the story.
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Alastor was on his way to find Charlie. He needed to solve the situation or he had to gauge his own eyes out so he doesn't have to see you sad.
He figured if he got your father to come to the hotel you can talk things out. As well as, he is going to try and make an effort not to be a complete ass with him but Lucifer has to try and be nice as well, for your sake.
He needed Charlie for this because if Alastor asked Lucifer to come he would not. However if Charlie asked, he'd be there in a second.
"Oh Charlie?" He wondered into the princess's room.
"Yes? OH Alastor HI how is my brother doing?" She asked with excitement. She was more than thrilled that her little brother is going to move into her hotel.
"Not so well I'm afraid I acquire your assistance to make him feel better"
"What? Whats the problem is he ok? Did you hurt him? Alastor I do not care how helpful you are around here if you hurt my little brother-" Her eyes started glowing red as her hair was swept into the air and her horns started to show.
Before this could go any further Alastor cut her off.
"My dear, rest assured I would kill hell's entire population and my self before causing any harm to your darling brother." He said calmly.
"Oh, then whats the problem?" Asked Charlie now calm.
And so Alastor explained everything to Charlie.
When Alastor and Charlie knocked on her father's door there was no answer. They looked at one another and Charlie checked if it was open. It was, so they could go in without problems.
"Hello? Dad?" Yelled Charlie as her voice echoed in the huge mansion.
"YOU, It's your fault you took them away from me" they heard as they looked to their right.
In seconds Alastor was tackled to the floor with a very angry Lucifer on top.
When Charlie registered what she was seeing she started to pull her father off of the Radio demon to almost no avail. The devil wouldn't budge.
"YOU TOOK BOTH OF MY CHILDREN AWAY FROM ME ARE YOU HAPPY NOW IS THAT ENOUGH?"
Lucifer was not happy. He was yelling in his demon form wings out and fire spewing from his mouth.
"DAD"
Everyone stopped. You were standing in the door looking at the scene before you, baffled.
You rarely raised your voice, so to hear it this loud and clear shocked most people in the room.
You cleared your throat. And said in your normal calm voice again.
"Can we talk in private."
Lucifer calmed down and followed you into the room you left to.
When he entered the room to his surprise, you hugged him.
"Listen dad, I understand that both of your kids growing up is hard for you, and I'm sorry for leaving you alone but I need my space I'm starting to live my life and its with Alastor because I love him."
You said in a very gentle tone.
Your dad looked at you for some time then hugged you again.
"You really love him, kiddo?" He looked at you with understanding eyes as he let go.
"I do, dad I really do." You answered.
Your dad sighed. He took a hold of your hands.
"All that matters to me is that you are happy. I'm sorry I have been such a jerk about it but...it's so hard to let you kids go, you will always be my babies" He sniffed lightly.
You chuckled at that and squeezed his hands.
"Can you please make an effort to not hate Alastor?" You tried.
He groaned.
"Yeah, yeah I'll see what I can do but he needs to be cooperative"
You walked out of the room.
Charlie stood up with tears in her eyes and hugged you both.
"Oh...the walls are thin here aren't they?" You asked as you looked at your dad.
"Yeaaah, forgot to mention that."
"You guys, I'm so happy you made up are we ok now?" She asked between sniffles.
"Yeah, we are ok" you smiled at your dad.
After your sister let you go from her crushing embrace Alastor walked up to you.
"I- listen no pressure about saying-" he cut you off by swapping you off your feet into a breathtaking kiss.
"I...I love you too, darling" he said quietly, without the radio statics, he said it in his real voice, as he put his forehead on yours.
"OK, see, I promised to be nice but there is no need to rub it in my face" your father said as he dragged you away.
Alastor straightened up and, with the static back in his voice and an eye twitching, he held his hand out to your father.
"I promise to make an effort to not murder you" he smiled eerily at your dad.
Lucifer had a brooding expression on his face but shook the radio demons hand none the less.
"Thank you." You said at last as you hugged both of them. They hugged you back. While glaring at each other behind your back.
Sure they are gonna make an effort. When you're looking.
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Hazbins bad character design
I feel like there is a definitive lack of varitey when it comes to the designs in HH as well as a problem of characters' designs not fitting them or what the show wants us to assume about them.
I've said it before and I'll say it again (like lots of other ppl already) but the designs in HH specifically mostly don't work. They're fine if you look at them disconnected from the show. Maybe as just random characters who don't really have to carry a show visually. But they don't work if you actually put them into context and into the background of Hazbin Hotel.
Obviously this stuff is very objective and if you do like the designs thats fine (which I shouldn't even have to say). Also I didn't study art or character design and I don't think you have to to be good at it/be able to form opinions on it and this is mostly just me compiling what I don't like while using some basic knowledge on how shapes, colours etc work.
(rant under the cut)
One problem I really have is, that as soon as you have a design there are immediate assumptions about the character. In the sense that if person A is very muscular and fights against person B, who is maybe slimmer or less buff, you would probably immediately assume that person A wins, atleast in physical combat. Whereas person B would probably be the assumed winner in a stretching or flexibility competition. Often characters are designed with these assumptions in mind. Muscle, height, weight, age, clothes etc. give way into assuming stuff about people, their condition, lifestyle or personality.
The expectations that are set up by the design choices are usually either picked to genuinely represent something about a character or to be subverted and shock/confuse the audience.
Like how a lot of fighting types in PokĂŠmon will either be more muscular or have other details relating to certain fighting styles/sports and the fairy types are usually pinkish, fluffy and cutesy. Because these elements are something typically associated with these types and when we look at them we can pretty easily tell which type they're supposed to be.

Otherwise, Monster girl from Invincible is drawn as a twelve year old girl, so it subverts expectations when she turns into a big green monster and generally doesn't stray away from violence, because it's something you wouldn't have assumed about her from her appearance.

In Hazbin Hotel most of the time the character designs don't necessarily fit what they're supposed to be and they also don't use the other design choices as subversion (the one that would probably count here is Nifty with looking and acting very childlike usually but then also acting violent/crazy sometimes).
The first thing would probably be that characters don't look their age mostly.
Charlie and Valeria (Vaggie, but I really don't wanna keep calling her that so she gets a new name) look fine as they're supposed to be around 20. Rosie and Carmilla also look alright for what we can assume their ages are supposed to be. But Alastor is in his 30s or 40s (what it says on the fandom wiki) and he looks around 20 as well. The same thing goes for Lucifer. He looks so young that he could also count as just Charlies brother or friend rather than her dad, because he doesn't look like he could be the dad of a 20 year old. This makes the song "Hell's Greatest Dad" a bit awkward because these men are singing/competing about who is better as Charlies father but they don't look a day older than her. Husk also looks way too young for someone in his 60s-70s (again from the wiki).
The body types being all the same also doesn't help.
Mimzy and Adam are pretty much the only more relevant characters who aren't like all the others in terms of body shape. All the other relevant women in the show have a tiny waist and either big boobs/big hips or just a slimmer build in general. All the men have thin waists and then broader shoulders.

And for some characters it makes sense. Like Angel is really flexible and his more lanky body fits with being a spider. But why are Lucifer and Valentino like that? Other than the fact that Viv doesn't like drawing muscles there is really no reason for them too being build like every other skinny man there. Valentino is supposed to be intimidating not just by how he acts but physically too. He seemingly has a bit more muscle than others but his arms are still super thin and look like they could snap if I look at them wrong. I'm not trying to say that abusers all have to be buff, but simply from a design perspective the scenes with him would be a lot more effective if we saw him actually have a big physical advantage over Angel and others, even when he isn't necessarily threatening them. As soon as he comes on screen, we could see him as a much more intimidating presence, especially when all the other characters look like sticks. Or they could make it so, that he hides his muscles under his coat and when we get the reveal of him actually removing it, it's more shocking and immediately makes the situation more tense.

Lucifer could've had a more confident frame as well. He's the king of hell and the strongest being in hell, so just for the diversity I would give him some muscles too. Husk is also super skinny and for someone who only sits around and drinks alcohol all day, he should definitely have a beer belly (please I swear to god I wanna see more men with bellies, Mammon was great). Also for Valeria and Lute and pretty much all the Angels I don't get why they wouldn't be more buff either. Valeria is a fighter, she's Charlies bodyguard but she looks like all of the other women there. It's stated that Angels fight so wild because they don't know they could get hurt. And while I know that the Angels can really only get hurt by angelic weapons, having this whole reveal that they can be injured would've definitely suprised me more, if they actually looked like they couldn't be injured in the first place. But then again, Valeria looks like her arms would break as soon as a breeze hits them too hard. In some episodes her thighs look a bit more muscular, but not notably and she also doesn't fight using her legs (like Carmilla) so only her thighs being bigger sort of doesn't make sense. In general, she or Lute don't show any difference to the women who aren't physical fighters. And obviously just to have a more interesting show to look at, including different body types would do a great job at making these characters stand apart from eachother more.
While we're on the topic of diversity, another obvious thing that makes the characters redundant and borig (sometimes ugly too) is the reused colour pallette. Colour coding is probably one of the easiest things when talking about character designs and it's something atleast Helluva Boss understands.
What effect warm/cold tones have or what feelings we associate with different colours is a great way to bring stuff about characters across without being too on the nose. Obviously colour can also be used to either connect characters or to make them very distinct. Shape language also plays into that of course. In Inside Out the emotions are mostly characterized by their respective colour and by their distinct shapes.
Joy = yellow (bright colour often associated with the sun/light)
Sadness = blue (cold colour often associated with tears/rain)
Anger = red (very strong colour with aggressive association with fire or when someone turns red because of anger)
Fear = purple (light colour here, mix between red and blue as fear often falls into a more angry or sad feeling)
Disgust = green (colour of most dirt or puke or other stuff people usually see as gross)
Or in a show like Bluey, where different patterns, shapes and colours show the breed of the dog and also how characters might be related to eachother (same breed/mix of breed = usually related).

Or how colours can be used as lighting effects to create cool shots when the colour pallette changes all of a sudden. In JJBA these changes happen often when someone is in distress or unsure of themselves. Also in tense moments to make them seem more exciting and interesting.

Hazbin Hotel has very limited range when it comes to the colours of the main cast. All of them feature some form of red and that usually in combination with black or white (if they aren't just purely red like Alastor or Rosie). This makes them not stand out from eachother and creates very similar colour pallettes which get boring once you've seen them repeated over and over again. It also makes the visual connection between characters who are actually related (like Charlie and Lucifer) a lot less strong because so many characters share similarities already.
Also they just hurt to look at sometimes because the background is mostly red as well and with a lot of them being very overly detailed. People have also spoken before about the show being pretty inaccessible for colour blind/vision impared people due to these issues with the colour.
And now you might say that it's hell and therefore it makes sense for all of them and the background to be red. But firstly, I don't think that there is a definitive source which decides that hell is red and can only be shown/interpreted as red. And also there is another show, also set in hell which actually does a much better job at that and actually shows different colours in hell. Like in Helluva Boss the rings are all colour coded.

And I know, that HH plays in the pride ring fully, but imagine how cool it would've been to see sinners have colours similar to the sin(s) they committed. This could lead to them looking distinct from eachother and the background and would also lead to us being able to assume stuff about them, if we're familiar with the colour coding. In "Hell's Greatest Dad" they do a fun colour change with different light and it's really refreshing and I just wanted to see more variety like that (of course I kinda get that the colour changing isn't really part of the shows design but it was pretty cool to see in that song).
There also is the issue with characters that are supposed to be animal-like sinners not looking like the animal they apparently take inspiration from. The thing is that the animal/object parts don't necessarily have to be visible to understand a character. But in the show, how sinners look in hell is often influenced by their life on earth. Vox's head being a TV is because he was a Tv-show host when he was alive. Nifty also is supposedly a bug, which makes sense because she hates bugs and probably hated them in real life too. But that is where it would be great to actually have Nifty resemble a bug, instead she has no features of one and just looks like a regular humanoid sinner. The same thing happens with Alastor being a deer, Valeria a moth, Charlie goat-like and Angel a spider (also Mimzy is apparently based off of a chicken). Like I said, the animal inspiration isn't essential to the characters, but emphasizing these design elements could help the characters stand out instead of them all just looking like sort of human characters. Sir pentious and Husk work the best in terms of presenting their animal inspiration (though pretty much everything else about Husks design sucks ass).

And then there are complaints about the characters that are supposed to be people of colour not having any features that resemble their race. It's just a bit weird when a mostly humanoid sinner doesn't really seem to resemble how the person looked in real life. Black characters have really desaturated and sometimes just straight up grey skin in HH. Alastor is probably the most egregious in that regard, but also Emily has just light blueish gray skin and no textured hair or other black features like the nose or lips or palms. Velvette and Sera have darker skin but also no other features (except for when we see Velvette's natural hair texture in like one shot at the end of the season). I know there are other things wrong with how Voodoo is presented in HH or with Mimzy's design often being seen as a jewish caricature, but I don't wanna focus on that fully, because I feel like there are people better suited for talking about that (black people or jewish people ofc).
In general HH is a show with pretty bad designs (imo). That's actually a thing I prefer about Helluva Boss, because there the designs are mostly okay or actually sometimes pretty good. Striker is probably my favourite design in both shows (he reminds me of Dillon and that's cool).

I like Mammon, Asmodeus, Octavia and Loona as well. I would still probably change a bunch if I were to redesing the HB cast but they overall look more solid than the HH cast.
This was another post which pretty quickly became an excuse to talk about other media I enjoy. I might do that more often, because comparing elements of HH or HB to other stuff makes it kinda easier to articulate my feelings. Also just because I enjoy talking about other stuff too.
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HIIIIII I'M BACK, my phone was broken for a few days and even when it was fixed I had no inspo for ideas on asks... BUBUBUBUBUT I'M BACK AND I GOT AN IDEAAAA
I've been losing interest in kny recently so I think I'll go along with Hazbin Hotel!!
Hear me out so much, Husk, Cherri, or Vox with reader who does ballet... I do ballet myself and that shit is soohohohoho fucking awesome and painful at the same time, like doing a split while doing a backbend too, not even like a half assed split no no no no no. A perfectly aligned split. I've had so much moments where I thought my legs would just... *pop* like a doll's. BUT ENOUGH OF MY RANTING.
remember to take breaks and drink enough water, you don't have to rush anything. take good care of yourself, make sure you have healthy habits and treat yourself to something today, like going out to a great restaurant! idk but just make sure you treat yourself to something nice today, Chiharu :3

here's terribly deformed Charlie bringing you chocolate milk :3
Haha! I have that EXACT SAME picture! I love terribly deformed Charlie bringing me chocolate milk every Wednesday. Thanks, Lottie! You know Huskâs response to our flexibility is a resounding âwhat the fuckâ and this is my first time ever trying out Cherri! And hey, I wonât write Cherri or Vox, Iâll write both!
Husk

Husk is a sweetheart when it comes to being your boyfriend, trust me. Heâs caring, he may be a bit rough with his advice but he only does so in order to protect you. Heâs skilled with people and he is happy to help comfort you. His patience is high⌠but even Husk himself is anxious at getting to see your beloved hobby
Ballet. Well, Husk isnât against it. He always thought it was such an old hobby. That ballet dancers donât really exist anymore but then again, he wonât express his thoughts outloud and he gives you thumbs up when watching your practices. Itâs very impressive and he isnât against being at every single practice to performance
You know Husk is freaked out by how flexible you are. Back bends whilst doing full on splits. Satanâs fuck, he is cringing at how a human body can do that but at the same time, heâs so impressed that he just canât bring himself to hate what he is looking at
Husk is in complete and utter awe when he can review your practice performances. Ballet may be a bit disturbing to him, due to how much it stretches the bodyâs limits, but itâs also so beautiful, graceful and majestic
Husk canât pull his eyes off you and he falls into a deep state of enamour. Youâre so beautiful, even more than you already are, as you dance. He couldnât even believe it was possible ďżź
Husk is quite protective over you, like I said before, so when you land on your ankle badly, he is rushing onto the stage to check it and carry you out to make sure youâll heal well. He wonât let you practice or stretch or practice your flexibility until you are doing better
âHoneypot. You will win this dance, I know you will. Youâve done training for years and you look incredible as you dance. Yes, I will be there in the crowdâ
Cherri Bomb

Cherri Bomb is an energetic, supportive and joyful girlfriend. One that doesnât mind getting a bit destructive and carefree with her partner and encouraging them to have more fun with her but has a soft spot. Of course, however, you know she will take your hobby seriously and help you or watch you for you, itâs actually fun to her as well
Cherri actually finds your ballet passion âprecious and cuteâ. Something she is all for since itâs such a simple, innocent, harmless favourite activity. She likes making bombs to make things explode, you love to explode the competition and grace the dancefloor stage with your beauty and poise
Cherri may seem like she isnât much of a dancer, maybe more of a rapper but seriously, she actually is and itâs canon that she is a very skilled dancer so there is no doubt that she is either passing down her own skills in dancing, training you more or dancing with you. She will dance ballet with you and practice two-dancer ballet with you
Cherri will blow up a hole in the wall at your practice ballrooms or your performance ballrooms to make it and she refuses to let anybody else try take care of you if youâre hurt so suspect her to get into a fight, in a crime of protective passion. She wants you happy and safe, sheâll fight for that
Cherri is actually quite fine with how flexible you are and how your warm-up stretching can really stretch out your limbs. The way you lift your leg up until itâs completely vertical and both your pelvis and the underneath of your thigh is visible. She is impressed and asks if you can teach her how to be so flexible. She isnât as disturbed as the other two, she likes it
Cherri, just like Husk and Vox, falls into a complete and utter admiration at being able to watch you perform and dance. The soothing gentle music has her head dancing as well and her single eye basically widening, sheâs more in love now then ever
âHey-ya, bubblegum. Didâya have fun on âdat stage? I had fun recordinâ it! You looked amazinâ, youâll win this tournament. No problem! Of course, babe, Iâll be in the front row!â
Vox

Vox is a busy man and can be a bit arrogant at times, but he is actually quite a good boyfriend. He gives off good advice and support, he is protective with his power and he is the type to spoil his lover. When he is around, heâd doting, heâs a bit overbearing but because he cares and he makes sure youâll always feel loved and comfortable with him
Vox is actually quite supportive but he is the voice of reason. He wonât tolerate you overdoing yourself in your precious little hobby, he will encourage to dance ballet but if you go too far, he will step in and correct your behaviours. However, that doesnât often happen so you can dance all you want at the big practice ballroom he hired out for you and/or dancing with you
Vox isnât sure how to feel about seeing how flexible you are⌠itâs pretty hot but at the same time, itâs disturbing. Youâre on the floor and youâre stretching your pushed-back leg over your back so much that youâre almost in a wheel-shape with your body. Heâs amazed, he is already cheering you on, heâs recording it to brag about he canât help but feel aroused
Vox, everytime he attends your passionate hobbyâs practice and performance events, records it on his phone or on his own face so he can both watch it back to admire you and to show the other Vees that he is the boyfriend of the best ballet dancer in Hell. He sometimes forgets to record it since you look so⌠incredible
Vox is protective, extremely protective. Youâre smaller, youâre weaker. Youâre less wealthy and less well off. You require constant guarding to ensure youâll be able to make it to the next day. If you even slightly land on your ankle awkwardly, he is stomping up to the stage and taking you away so he can check up on you
You know Vox almost drops the camera he is using to record you every professional dance on the stage and he canât stop thinking about how unbelievably beautiful you look, how youâre as silly and velvety like a swan with your every spin and flex. He takes a few seconds to snap out of his awe over you
âCome now, sweetheart. Youâve done more than enough, that dance can again-kill everybody in this room and you made all those amateurs look pathetic. I want to reward you for this. Donât you worry, Iâll be at the final performanceâ
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ur crazy if u donât think im gonna ask u for 41 with blitz for that kiss thingy
prompt #41: a kiss out of spite (because of course you asked for this lol) set during spring broken. episode-typical misogyny inbound.
âHey, have you got any idea who the new neighbors are in the office across the hall, because ââ you break off as you look up and take in Blitzøâs expression. Itâs enough to make you straighten from where you were digging in the cabinet for new coffee filters, eyebrows shooting up in surprise. Blitzøâs whole body was tense, his lips set into a hard, furious line and a furrow carved between his brows. His tail whipped behind him irritably, and he slammed the door behind him. It bounced back open, and he cursed, slamming it again. âWhatâs wrong?â
âThe fuck are the others?â
âIn the⌠conference room,â you reply automatically. Loona and Moxxie were in there anyway, the hellhound muttering something about Millie looking for a parking space as she passed. The little imp had been slung over her shoulder and looked⌠well, it had only added to your confusion. âWhatâs going on?â
âCall me a fuckinâ bitch, that rancid whore doesnât know who sheâs fuckinâ withââ he ranted, pacing across the carpet. âGonna make her wish she never stepped one of her ugly ass stripper heels in Pride. Bring up my sister like she knowsââ
âBlitzø!â you interrupt him, surprised by the fury radiating off of him. âWhat the fuck are you talking about?â
âAnd where the fuck were you?!â he snarls, tail snapping behind him as he turns on you. âCoulda actually used your fuckinâ help with this bullshit bitch and youâre up here with your thumb up your fuckinâ ass.â
You raise a brow, anger of your own overtaking your confusion. âExcuse me?â
âYou fuckinâ heard me!â he retorts, closing in on you. âMy whore-bag ex shows up and the office hottie isnât there to make me look good! What the fuck is the point ofââ
You grab him by the throat, cutting him off mid-sentence. He glowers, tail thrashing, but he stills. âIâm sure that was supposed to feel like a compliment buried somewhere down there in the bullshit you just spewed at me, but youâre going to wanna to tread real careful for the next part of this conversation.â
His fists curl up by his sides, but he doesnât argue. You relax your hand.
âNow, how the fuck did you expect me to help with your ex? Who Iâm guessing is the one playing the shitty music across the hall.â
Blitzø shoves your hand away from his throat and grabs your face in both hands, pulling you into him. His mouth meets yours roughly, and he doesnât give you a chance to get over your surprise before heâs pushing his tongue into your mouth, his teeth grazing your lip hard enough that you taste the metallic tang of blood. He presses his body flush against yours, his thigh pressing between yours, claws curling in your hair.
You find yourself melting into it despite yourself, fingers clutching at the lapels of his jacket. You let him assault your mouth for a few more moments before you shove him away, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. Blood streaks over your skin.
âThe fuck did you do that for?â youâd sound more outraged if he hadnât left you breathless.
âThatâs how you fuckinâ help.â he tells you, his own chest heaving. He swallows heavily before he tears his eyes away from you, clapping his hands together. âNow get your ass into the conference room. Weâve got a fuckinâ challenge to win.â
âPrick,â you mutter under your breath as you follow him obediently, thrown off balance by his sudden shift in mood. His words finally register with you, and you speak up. âWhat challenge? The fuck are you talking about?â
send me a prompt and either husk or blitzø
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