#and then that blew up

[c-130jsuperhercules]

#fave #funnies #me and trish #OMG this is just like when bilbang met chessersmire #this made me laugh so hard #*long essay about how this post related to their current life situation* #why can't queue love me? #textpost <- type of tag that is okay that I enjoy seeing that I don't mind seeing even a hundred thousand times

#*explains the joke in a very condescending manner* #lol op is stupid bc(something they could only think if they don't get the joke) #oh lol I thought(proceeds to explain the basis of the joke) <- type of tag that I can hardly stand seeing once, nevermind a thousand times

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[hippiedogs]

i dont know if the cheese was worth it

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[sirgavvainet]

Based on a Wallace and Gromit screenshot I saw

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU I scribbled where Bill’s parents were alive and were supportive of their son and his actions <3

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[murkbrew]

Peter popsicle 💔

[weyrleaders]

being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

[quail-dove]

ok new winner from r/stupiddovenests

[aropride]

i’ve begun saying people “obviously aren’t in a romantic relationship, they have something deeper and more intimate going on” as this seems to confuse and upset alloromantics

(ID: a banner with text over the aro flag. the text says: i don't care about blorbotags go wild but this post is about hating the hierarchial system of relationships & if you're mad about it you're probably been poisoned by ace discourse brainworms. and are also proving my point. /end ID)

[disableddyke]

onion not even doing satire at this point

[jhonnyhotbody]

How u one of the strongest in DC but loose to ADHD?

[prilita]

breakfastless behavior

[breaddo]

thinkign about characters i like being sweet and tender with each other