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i’ve begun saying people “obviously aren’t in a romantic relationship, they have something deeper and more intimate going on” as this seems to confuse and upset alloromantics
(ID: a banner with text over the aro flag. the text says: i don't care about blorbotags go wild but this post is about hating the hierarchial system of relationships & if you're mad about it you're probably been poisoned by ace discourse brainworms. and are also proving my point. /end ID)
#text#aro#aromantic#relationship anarchy#i remade the post because that fucking raptorific addition is going around and it pisses me off. arophobes die right now#can we reblog this one instead#note the slight wording changw to indicate that this works#preemptively putting this in#peer reviewed banger#the other one blew up so it counts#queerplatonic#queerplatonic relationship
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compilation of this type of post
edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it
#juno.txt#'k smog and batboy caught flipping a grunt' and 'is chep a brambles company' get me so bad every fucking time#actually preemptively putting this in my fav tag just cuz they make me laugh so much#fav
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figuring out how to draw that thing. the chilchug. and laois i guess whatever
#im just gonna preemptively say to expect to see these type of quality doodles every weekend#our dm has to put up drawpiles during sessions for us to be able to pay attention okay#do you know how happy i am with FINALLY. FINALLY learning how to draw expressions. AND FACES those too.#after being a robots/helmetguy artist who CANT draw faces for SO long. i still go there but still happy abt the improvement#wtf... art#drawpileart#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#laois touden
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its just like. such a shame in a way you know?? bc in the comics tim and kon genuinely have such a fun relationship. they are best friends!! they bicker but they love each other!! they have a deep bond of trust from pretty early on even WHILE they're bickering!! they learn how to communicate with each other and they have a clear arc of growing closer and leaning into each other. and yeah, we all know tim goes off the deep end when kon dies (yippee!!) but thats like... just the tip of the iceberg. kon goes to him when he feels uncertain about his powers! kon likes it when tim's "the man with the plan"! kon knows how to read him so incredibly well just from his costume! kon has a red mercy nightmare about tim dying in front of him while hating him! kon calls him his best friend SO early on, even before he knows his name!! they hang out, they make each other laugh!
...and yet in fanon they just get relegated to boomer style "i hate my wife" jokes wherein tim is always annoyed with kon for some reason, flanderized into homophobic stereotypes (why is tim always "the girl" whose virginity must be defended by her owners i mean brothers/father, in this gay relationship? let's ponder), or treated as just some default background pair who never get any characterization. particularly kon. (kon baby im SO sorry the people who brag about how they don't read comics do all of that to you.)
like... dude... this is tragic... theres SO much good here and NONE of it shows up in the tags save for once in a blue moon...
#rimi talks#not actually gonna put this in the ship tag bc i dont want to deal with some clown going ''be the change you want to see! :-)'' or whatever#preemptively if someone wants to say that to me: i have 300k+ on ao3 im already ahead of you bozo ♥#but like....... genuinely. why is it SO hard to find any fic thats like. about. the relationship they have. in the comics#we are in the trenches........#tim#kon
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#i'm glad i started this on friday out of preemptive spite#my foresight paid off#911#911 fox#buddie#my 911 art#everyone say 'thank you dev' for putting up with many screenshots throughout the process
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i had warned you. patho equestrian au image dump with elusive lore.
all competition outfits were made to be FEI guidelines-compliant (except for the Yulia's Hunter, which is not regulated by the FEI, which complies to the standards of Hunter/Equitation competitions regulatory bodies i could find), and if they're not it's not on purpose and will ask you to pretend they are.
characters that are not depicted in this imageset i either do not see as pivotal or even accessory to this AU OR i just didn't want to draw them because i'd like to. do something else with my life eventually. as it were.
this au takes place exactly where it takes place. typically western/american sporting disciplines such as barrel racing, calf roping, rodeo, [...] are not included in this au because these disciplines are not widely exported outside of its north-american birthplace, go figure, as they are historically anchored in the cattle herding and ranching traditions of vaqueros and cowboys on the great northern american plains, and depend of a historical, political, anthropological and geographical context that was not replicated in europe or asia (because we have our own things). Exception is made for Yulia's Hunter/Equitation competition, as Hunter/Equitation is a sporting discipline itself based on westen european (typically british) upper-class horseback fox-hunting traditions, so it's a "what goes around comes around" type of deal. also isn't she dapper lol.
a horse's height is measured at the withers, which is the ridge between their shoulder blades, appearing as a bump between their neck and back, just behind which the saddle is put, so if a horse's height appears "small" for a big animal, it's because the length of the neck is not counted in that height.
#ah sht here we go#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#clara saburova#clara changeling#peter stamatin#andrey stamatin#eva yan#yulia lyuricheva#mark immortell#stanislav rubin#grace stamatina#khan kain#notkin#sticky pathologic#murky pathologic#IS THAT EVERYONE. GOD#patho equestrian au#i'll preemptively put it here that if i see one of you making a 'ooh~ whips~ 😏🔥🥵' comment i'm humiliating you publicly twice over#i ain't fyucking around. 1) it's in my pinned to keep that to yourself#2) i started riding at 6 so if i see any of you turning '😏🔥🥵' a tool i've used since i was 8 under my own eyes on my own blog#well daddy's taking you to the yard and old-yeller'in you out of this.
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guy who's so hardline that he even insists his roguelikes are run on 3.5e
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(DISCLAIMER: If you know the poll this is referencing/a response to THIS IS A JOKE i just really like fruit and couldn't vote on that poll so I made one I could)
#ink thinks#polls#preemptively putting the disclaimer bc this is tumblr#i just see that poll and everytime im like 'but i don't hate any of these... they r just fruit... tasty...'#so uh. this poll goes out to u fruit lovers. peace and love on planet earth
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Going back to work after this but
#i mean ill be doing laios and marcille genfic content regardless and you cant stop me but#this isnt something that necessarily has to happen in little creature so im just testing the waters#my sick little brain. and its love for putting these two in all the trappings of a het relationship#while its still completely platonic#i just. she is so pathetic and little and clingy when shes horribly beartbroken#and he is her big stupidest puppy in the world#she would preemptively like. yell at him and hit him with books and pillows and swear that if he makes it weird she'll kill him#while he literally hasnt said a word about it#and then she'd curl up like a shrimp so compact he could hold all of her in just his arms#and it would literally cause so much drama if anyone else saw but he doesnt care bc she needs it#and bc he and falin are the only ones she feels THAT safe with#he is all she has when she needs to cry *about* falin#polls#a little creature#sorry. i just.#she is the closest thing to a girlfriend he has and he is the closest thing to a boyfriend she has and its all platonic and i#[feral noises]#“boyfriend” but its your platonically life bonded himbo with the same cup size as you who could lift you with one arm#or EASILY cover your entire body with his just by crouching over you a little#and also he will be the happiest man alive at your wedding to his sister
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it is really stupid but i think feeling sad because i don't understand why people stopped reblogging/interacting with my art really made me. not want to post anymore
#dumb dumb really dumb#i feel really dumb for caring about that#but i can't deny that like. sometimes i just stare at something i drew that i really really like and i just.#preemptively make myself sad thinking about what it'd feel like to post it and so i just skip that part and just look at the art by myself#but that also feels bad because🥺 being alone not fun#this is something I've been feeling bad about for such a long time and i think ignoring it just made it get worse and worse and worse#;_; maybe if I'd stopped earlier it wouldntve gotten so bad but. i couldn't stop. cause im love him and i wanted everyone to see him face#thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who saw it and cared.. it means a really really lot to me#sometimes i want to dm you guys the things i drew so that i can still share it with you but i don't want to be annoying#i don't want to put you on the spot like that#that's what i love about posting is that it doesn't DEMAND a response
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mark my words if people start fucking roleplaying as assassins characters or some shit again im killing everyone on this website and then myself
#bee posts nonsense#putting this out there preemptively bc im terrified by the number of new people i've seen in the assassins tag#i liked it six months ago when there were like. five of us. please we live under a rock it's nice under the rock nobody lift up the rock#assassins musical
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idk guys but the urgency I’m getting from q!Bad’s 4D chess moves lately is making me concerned. he is usually calm and collected when orchestrating stuff but the past few days has shown the opposite, he’s acting quickly
he even blatantly said that he’s trying to help q!Cellbit asap- because they are close friends, he feels responsible to help, but also because he was “relying on cellbit’s mental state to be stable for what could happen” which is…. really worrying to say?? and today he rushed to drop baghera on bagi’s doorstep and have them talk because “we need to rely on our friends. somewhat.”
It’s very obvious q!Bad is trying his best to hurry up a possible q!Cellbit solution + attempt to unite his friends before the 4th.
[This is all speculation from here]
Personally? I’m thinking the urgency is because his help is needed right now, and past the 4th he won’t be available to help anymore- and knows it, so he needs to do as much as possible now. and he would’ve liked q!Cellbit to be the mentally sound one if he can’t be. methinks down in purgatory he will go one-track mind to save the eggs, and based off the things he’s saying….
“What happens when those you care about get in your way…?”
“I lacked commitment, but I won’t anymore.”
“Even if I have to kill every single person on the island to get the eggs back”
“It’s been a while since I’ve gotten to cut loose”
“I don’t think you guys (the eggs) are gonna be happy with me when it’s all over…”
….feels like clear foreshadowing that he might go on an insane murdering-his-friends spree or something if everything goes horribly wrong. today he basically told q!Bagi that it could happen too. or alternatively this is all a fake out, and he tragically self-sacrifices? idk yall!!! either way I’m terrified!!
#this annoying lil cubito is putting my brain cogs to work /pos#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#it would be epic if he just goes nuts but honestly id take anything I want chaos#him telling qbagi he could go nuts felt like a preemptive warning#him making her and qtina beefed up armor felt like preparing them for the worst so they could survive#Fear.
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"there's a word for that, isn't there?" "anxiety." "yes."
#haha. 😭#amanda lehan canto#smosh#shayne topp#hank green#smosh mouth#putting this in websters dictionary under the term 'comedic timing'#video#hank looking off into the distance as he says it... incredible#also amanda after this talking about like. preemptive anxiety with the tone of someone unfamiliar with it. Cannot Relate.#Tell me about the ins and outs of your life maam because we are leading DRASTICALLY different ones. shayne i get u.
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Obi-Wan: Do you really think-- Vader: -- No! I don't. I never think! Head empty, no thoughts! You know me Obi-Wan why are you even asking?!
#Vader says “no” preemptively to ANY question about him and thinking.#but also#obi-wan c'mon#you know this adorable himbo has like one brain cell that works overtime#you may have put him in that suit but the reason he kept it is because his neurons kept burning every time he tried to formulate a thought#give Anakin a break#thought this was funny
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like i know this was intentional but it makes me laff every time
#bitches put a shred of dramatic irony in their story and im all over it#also sskdjfndk i hateeeeee when those clay pots appear. preemptively stresses me out#mine#dragon age#solas
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freemance if people weren't fucking around /hj
yaoi
#hl#eli vance#gordon freeman#freemance#putting it in the tag idgaf?#dennipost#denniart#half life#i'm giving this post a preemptive mute cuz this may get ppl heated and i don't particularly wish to hear it
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