#and the Evans twins

[spookyblazecoffee]

Adam Milligan has auditory processing disorder because I have auditory processing disorder and I said so.

Just saying this because my online classes and the videos for said classes don’t have subtitles and I’m pissed off.

I don’t make the rules, I’m just a messenger of the truth.

[child-of-icarus]

[Regulus and Barty bickering]

Pandora, walking in: What are you dumbasses arguing about now

Barty: Reg ate the last of my lemon drops!!

Regulus: Only because BARTIMUShexed my robes last Friday

Barty: Regulus is the one that let a snitch loose in your dorm and I covered for him

Regulus: Wait—

Pandora, turning to Reg: Really!?

Regulus: Yeah, but… Bartys the one who lost your favoRITE EYELINER

Barty: And Regulus broke up with me again because he’s SCREWING POTTER

Regulus: YEAH WELL CROUCH IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER

Evan: What-

Barty: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE

[ttroubledwaters]

"ill never be enough" : regulus, remus, lily, mary, evan, peter

"im always too much" : james, sirius, pandora, marlene, barty, sybil

now tell me I'm wrong I beg.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Uncle Bee and uncle Evy with baby luna- a canon interaction Barty: Okay Luna, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-

Pandora: Barty, She’s a child

Luna:

Barty: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Barty, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Pandora: Oh my god

———*after a while*———

Evan: Wait what did you teach her?

Barty: There are 206 bones in the human body...

Evan: Barty! She is a CHILD!

Evan: If you are fighting an opponent your age Luna, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....

[moondustinfj]

Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"

Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"

Regulus: 😑

James: hey now-

Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"

Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*

Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"

Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*

Sirius: *offended gasp*

Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"

Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch

Barty: And Dora is

Pandora:

Evan:

Dorcas:

Regulus:

Barty: "eagle 2"

Evan and Pandora: oh thank god

[del-stars]

so pandora is a seer but i love to imagine evan having whack ass night terrors. like he sits up in the middle of the night eyes glazed over talking about the end of the world and bartys just like yeah okay cool, man and then forgets to tell him it happened in the morning

[fiasco95]

(Jegulus, Rosekiller, Wolfstar!) MODERN AU where the 3Bs heard someone disrespect Regulus and the outcome of it is well..

Regulus, putting his jacket on:

Dorcas: Oh, where are you off to?

Regulus: To bail out the 3Bs.

Pandora: 3Bs?

Regulus: Brother. Bestfriends. Boyfriend.

Dorcas & Pandora, sighing and getting ready to go out as well: Fuck’s sake.

Bonus…

Regulus: I’m not mad that you did what you did. I’m mad that you got caught.

Sirius, James, Remus, Barty & Evan: Sorry.

Dorcas: Can’t believe you didn’t invite me.

Pandora: Exactly. Then you guys wouldn’t have been caught if we were there to help.

[tampire]

Matthew Patel takes over the League

[managone16]

Evan and Barty while fucking: Evan: That's it Barty- Barty, grinning: Did you know Barty: That the dopamine released in us is the same when we have an orgasm to when we solve a math problem? Evan, pausing: Evan: B, What the fuck-

[orchideous-nox]

Okay but Evan with selective mutism, is this a thing people hc? Like as a kid he'd go everywhere with Pandora, who learned how to tell what he wanted to say from the look in his eyes. It got easier as they got older but for years she was the only one who could understand the intricacies of the tiny movements of his face until one day she found some scrawny loud ass boy having a one-sided conversation with Evan and left them to it.

[saturnsconstellation]

13 year old Pandora: Evan… do you think I’m ugly?

13 year old Evan: Bitch, you better not be, we got the same face.

[starrysillhoutte]

ok but the rosier twins + the black cousins were the most ethereal otherworldly beautiful people to ever walk the grounds of that school and I will not be taking any objections

[child-of-icarus]

Regulus: I spoke to the medical examiner, and he said there were clear signs that the man was killed by Belladonna

Barty: The pornstar?

Pandora, in unison: The pornstar?

Regulus:

Barty:

Pandora:

Regulus: The poison

[ttroubledwaters]

tiktok marauder fans and tumblr marauder fans are two completely different things

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Barty: Pandora, I'm asking your permission to date your brother.

Pandora: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Pandora: Evan, you need to react when people cry!

Evan: I did. I rolled my eyes.