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Small rant but the rest of the world has to deal with americans online talking to everyone like we live there, sorry shannon if I don't know what PTO is, but the moment someone mentions something not american they lose their shit? Anyway this is about a bunch of Americans getting angry on a subreddit bc poster didn't explain what Glovo is. Rant over
#and stop telling me to go to google#my google won't even acknowledge most english abbreviations#also I know what pto is that's the first example that came to mind#after A LONG TIME I FIGURED IT OUT
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do i think weissman would try very hard to be a good dad? yes. do i think he would be good at it? i am pleading the fifth
#its ok. he gets better with practice#in yiddish my poor girl is telling karl to kill himself . i had to use google translate so if anyone wants to correct me pls do#karl weissman#esther jankovsky#charles whiteman#bodies netflix#my art#karl 'stop swearing so much' weissman vs esther 'i learnt it from you' jankovsky#i think its so beautiful how he has a parental instinct and no sensibility to go along with it <3 cringefail girl dad
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New OCs
(briefly, humans and supernatural beings have to team up for building better relations with each other and all the supernaturals can shapeshift and take on human appearances but also have their 'original form'.)
OK so I was GOING to draw fanart today - I had a fun idea and everything! But health anxiety (and anti-anxiety meds) wore me out so I kinda .... slogged through OCs as a treat to me. I am going to go to the doctor tomorrow so HOPEFULLY it's all okay.
#my characters#also kite is the worst socially and says things he thinks are surely fitting for a human conversation#but ends up insulting grady with 99% of the comments and that makes grady not fond of him#but then grady is like super pleasant to others and doesnt know how to act around kite and flubs a lot too#its a disaster and the twins are like oh no this is painful#mr tengu that was so tacky you cant say that to a human#mr tengu you cant DO that to a human STOP BEING LIKE THIS#while callum is just like wow this is hilarious thanks for bothering my younger brother its adding character to his life#and kite is stressed because thats the least encouraging thing to hear ever thank you v much hes TRYING to adapt#but also kite isnt his real name and he doesnt know squat about humans BUT he knows they have the internet#and so hes like well the problem is i dont want to actually say my name to you all because what if i am Online (TM)#and so he asks for a new name and then is like he should name me - the tiny one who wants to kick my ass should name me#so grady is like ....... nooooo...... dont............ and then suggests kite bc he's done google research#and kite is a type of bird and according to wikipedia has some familiarity to tengu so therefore yeah#and kite is like !!!!!! DOES HE ! KNOW THINGS ! and happily accepts the slightly researched name while the other humans#are like grady stop that is bullying the poor guy leave him alone pick a normal name!#anyway not drawn yet but there is a human guy partner for the twins and he immediately is like perfect#i know which is which lets go out and explore the human world for your research#and they dont understand how he knows them apart so fast and none of the other humans seem to tell em apart#but then none of the humans are shocked at the guy who knows so the girls are like sir howst do you know#and hes just v casual oh right yeah younger identical twin sisters - i have Practice ! and they are endeared to him haha#anyway if you read all those tags ty#and yes in his tengu form he does actually have the long nose please do not be mad#i just dont draw noses normally and im too tired to practice rn so#i only drew the second one today anyway - the first pic was done a couple days ago but i didnt wanna post on main#but then here i am posting on main#im sorry
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yo, respectfully, i don't understand why some of yall are so worried about jim and olu kissing other people?
we already got "see, we don't own each other" from lucius & pete in s1, the writers seem comfortable writing not-entirely-monogamous relationships. and like. they both clearly still have feelings for each other, i'm sure they'll be fine my dudes
#jim had every reason to assume they'd never see olu again when they hooked up with archie (that's her name right?)#and olu kind of thought he'd get stabbed if he didn't let zheng kiss him so there's that 💀💀💀#he mightve actually liked her? fr im not sure. but his feelings for jim were definitely stopping him from being 100% cool with what happene#maybe this post will age poorly and they'll end up being platonic besties by the end of the season but i don't think that's where it's goin#personally i really like that they're bffs first and foremost and they're just kinda clumsily figuring the rest of it out as they go#there's chemistry and romance and all that but they're not sure what to do with it and where the boundaries are#also side note crave refers to queen pirate lady as zheng in their episode summaries but when i googled her they always use her full name#in like. articles about the real person and stuff like that#so i don't know if just calling her zheng is. not correct lol. can someone tell me?#as far as im aware chinese names have different rules but i don't know what all of those rules are#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#our flag means death
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I say this with the deepest sense of hatred imaginable, fuck this article
#‘read more’ no I don’t think I will#hey google why was this a recommended article. wanna tell me why that is. wanna tell me why you thought I’d like this shit#there’s a difference between an opinion piece and literal ableism lmao fuck you man#this especially hits a nerve for me because I was a quote unquote snobby kid who was really just autistic#yeah hate to break it to you but I wasn’t locking myself in my room everyday and destroying things and screaming because I was bored#it was because I had debilitating anxiety and sensory overload that I didn’t understand or know how to deal with#pretty funny how the ‘snobby’ behavior stopped almost the second I got on meds and learned coping skills. huh. interesting#actually fuck this by the way this makes me so angry I can’t even verbalize it#yes there are kids who are just Being Kids. but ever stop to consider that maybe they’re going through something they can’t verbalize#saying that autistic behaviors are bratty is So fucking damaging. ppl will internalize it and turn that stress towards themselves#meltdowns that would’ve otherwise been outward get internalized and start self destructive behavior#my fucking source? points at myself#and using the term ‘functioning’ also pisses me the hell off#yeah I’m ‘high functioning’ until I’m Not and I can’t talk or move#also Nobody is just handing out autism diagnoses left and right to random kids who are defiant sometimes#my brother in Christ I would like to see a source for that. where’s the proof that this is happening other than rising autism rates#fuck you fuck you and most importantly actually just plain fuck you#I’ve been treated like shit by total strangers because I have selective mutism. that shit is traumatic#I wasn’t fucking Misbehaving when an old fuck starting publically yelling at me and berating me because I didn’t say hi back to him#I wasnt being ‘defiant’ when I could barely leave my fucking room for weeks afterwards and had panic attacks every fucking day#why the fuck would anyone let this article be published#tw ableism#so sorry for not being ladylike! it’s not the Victorian era you dipshit! I’m not trying to be rude I am autistic#but apparently autism doesn’t work like that so oh ok I guess I’m just a bad person. thanks for confirming my suspicions
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i love my body i love ehlers danlos..........
#lmao mri results came back today and it's like#this one ligament looks weird........tear perhaps?#and i'm like yeah it's been five months with literally no improvement#when i think about it and don't just shove it into the back of my brain with other chronic pain stuff#it feels like it is on Fire#then googling around and it's like#this can tear! rare to just have that tear and nothing else. also you're probably gonna have arthritis#and that chronic instability of the ankle etc etc means you might need to get things redone here#and i'm just like well! bring it on! cut it open! fix it i’m OVER it#eds posting#gonna go back to sleep now and try to imagine that none of this is happening#my mom like ? thanksgiving ???? bitch#be so serious rn......like maybe i'll come home at xmas or smth but like#two of my toes are in the wrong place. like i thought they would move back over but now there's a gap in my toes ??? l#i've hurt my ankles approx 75 times before this from dance and existing with eds#so it's like. yeah i'm sure things in there are uh. messy#and they were concerned abt nerve damage#again it's been 5 months!!! and i was a good patient with the boot for at least 6 weeks like#the broken foot part feels healed!!!! this however#like this is a new feeling in my ankle and it is Not great#anyway i need to stop thinking about it and do my insane person pain relief methods#which i'm p sure is just. whatever cbt tells you about pain like well just don't think about it#god!!!!!!!!#okay complaining over let's just imagine that i get a soon appointment with the doctor#bc waiting until jan 6 for an injury from june will make me want to kermit
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my toxic trait is that if someone tries to orient me while giving directions with anything other than cardinal directions, I will straight up stop wherever I am to be like "I don't know WHOSE fucking left you're talking about. try again."
#apropos of nothing i just saw a post that made me think about it lol#I do passively know which direction is which moooost of the time#(not like. automatically. but I kinda remain oriented unless i wake up in the car or was reading in the car lol#or got off the subway at an underground stop and its super cloudy or night)#but oh my god left and right are so relative and it drives me nuts#the WORST THING is when Google maps isn't clear about which way on the road you're supposed to go when you start#and its like 'go toward x st' WHERE IS THAT. HELLO. if I'm at HOME thats fine but if I'm at a random place in the city? NO.#i will happily tell you which way is north but you gotta work with me here
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can’t sleep therefore. brainstorming
#the fic thang trying to write again#didn’t exactly like where the last one was headed orz#and it threw f*li under the bus which. i don’t want to do! she’s fun when she ain’t written like how she was in 20th#also while i’d like to stick to canon as close as possible i fuckign love the comet trio family fics they’re great#i’ll just tone down the obsession thing if i get to it. big if tho love of that kind ain’t a thing i’m really interested in#who knows tho could be a fun exercise. or just fun to explore in general. speaking from a complete lack of experience here akajdhsk#blurry babbles#i need a refresher on landmarks in primp tho if you guys could tell me where nahe is in relation to the town that would be Awesome#like a map or something the one on nexus didn’t really clear anything up for me#getting ideas down for the thing tho and the characters i’d want in it. disorganized as hell but it’s helping i think.#might be forgetting a few that could really work here memory bad and bedtime was 2 hours ago :’)#i’ll check the wiki later but i like the one(1) other guy i settled on. limiting myself here cause i think lemmy would get out of school-#earlier than the primp kids and also maybe f*li (sure it’s a middle/highschool thing going on here)#don’t know exactly how those work tho i’d have to google that in the morning. she won’t be here tho i think idk still brainstorming#anyway gonna stop talking now woo#also the whiplash in this document. you get character speculations then the next line is my uncle at sega tell me now akajdhsk.#keeps me motivated i guess
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Love how I saw a post that said "35 days until the July exam!" and didn't question it AT ALL until I saw it had been posted 3 months ago...
#anyway chat does anyone know what to do about having no perception of time while living somewhere with no distinguishable seasons? 🥴#google calendar is too confusing for me to figure out#maybe I need a different calendar app?#I have a physical calendar but I need something I can look at on my phone#because I need to check myself when I'm not in my room too and I need something to carry with me so on my phone would be best#I genuinely have to say things out loud to myself like 'we are in the month of September. next month is October.' and it's embarrassing#or when someone asks me about a specific date and my brain literally stops working because I can't tell what day/month we're in#it hasn't sunk into my brain at all that next month is Halloween!#and I'm like 'wow the radio is playing ads for Halloween events super early!' fhdgdgdf#what is time. what is any of this like honestly lol I have no sense of what's going on around me#I'm sick of being stuck in this simulation experiment already lol
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kicking my feet and giggling (<- just got apologised to)
#guys i have worth??? im actually a human being deserving of basic respect and SHOULD be apologised to if i am not given that??? holy shit#ok but like i actually was pretty mad and i just wasn't going to talk to them when the weekend ended but to think they'd actually apologise#guys i am a friend worth apologising to omg this is so nice#(<- was fuming over how i was a “friend” not even worthy of her basic decency and respect an hour ago)#LIKE IM STILL MAD#okay i actually cant vaguepost to save my life but basically this girl whos a friend i recently got close to and formed a friendgroup with#shes really fucking whiny and ive been tolerating it for so long but on friday she was extremely whiny and rude whenever i just asked a#simple question#and it's really draining and humiliating to be spoken to like poop on the sidewalk in front of other people#but anyway other than that i was really upset because during pe i wanted to show her my hip injury cuz i thought it was funny#(it wasn't diagnosed yet i just felt my joints moving weirdly)#and like that involves her putting her hand on my hip#so i asked her to do that then she started whining about how she doesn't want to touch me and that i'm weird for asking ppl to touch me#then she started telling like the 3 other ppl around us i was weird and wanted ppl to touch me#then this other cool girl overheard and looked at us funny i guess cuz then the friend said 'haha now [cool girls name] is also laughing'#i was so fucking embarrassed and humiliated i still want to tear up thinking about it#like are you actually my friend wtf i don't even need enemies w a friend like you#i wanted to cry so bad then#ugh i hate it#like you couldve just said no thanks bro what is ur problem#this just made me realise how much i hate how she talks to me sometimes#and i know i need to stop surrounding myself with negative vibes in order to feel happy#but its still so frustrating#we were doing so well the other day and google meeting everyday#then this happened and then she got mad and started ignoring me on the way home#bro idk i hate ts i should just stop making friends#rant
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okay people today has genuinely a terrible day 🥹 and if I die in my sleep because my phone is under my pillow HOT AS HELL and plugged in then so be it. farewell.
#if my iPhone doesn’t stop telling me ‘we can’t continue charging because the temp of your phone is too hot’#I’m going murder someone#Apple is making it hot on purpose because they want me to get the new 15 in pink#or maybe it’s because I’m HOTSPOTTING MY IPAD AND MACBOOK SINCE I HAVE NO WIFI#but yes NO FIC TONIGHT SINCE ITS LITERALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WRITE#because guess what UOU NEED WIFI TO WRITE ON GOOGLE DOCS#Google docs more like Google flops#so goodbye people#★ — emptalkshit!
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can't believe that this needs to be said but for the love of christ do not decide who to vote for in the presidential election from a fucking tiktok video. no, actually, tiktok user69420leftists saying that X Third Party Candidate is The Most Morally Pure and that if their 50k followers all decide to vote for them they will get elected is not true at all. please for the love of god check your sources before blindly promoting random ass third party candidates that, im sorry to say, are not going to win
#say it with me now: voting is not an indicator of morality#also stop getting news from tiktok oh my god#literally a 2 second google search will tell you that most of these Morally Pure Candidates have no concrete plan and are mostly just#-spouting good sounding ideas with no plan to enact them#also even if they Are good choices THEY ARE NOT GOING TO WIN. GRASSROOTS CAMPAIGNS TAKE MORE WORK THAN JUST POSTING 2 TIKTOK VIDEOS#sorry im angry. ive also seen this on tumblr too and it's really annoying#bee.txt#voting
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I have a longing to be understood more than anything else i think
#someone very recently acknowledged something that usually goes unseen and it wasn't even that great of an acknowledgement but ive just been#staring at the messages every once in a while. its great. not really i sort of feel like a real weirdo#im very lonely. i cant say why but let it be known that i am very lonely#ok i have a question to those who lie their eyes upon this post: tell me what you know about me please?#so much lies in my social perception and i am just. not being perceived. at all. darn#i have a lot to cry about but morally i dont think i should-- specifics would mean being mean to the people i love#talking to anyone anymore just makes me feel horrible. doing anything anymore makes me feel horrible..tmbg has my back though ill live for#another.week or a few. and then my birthday will happen and rhen um#.Well. it sucks that sucks man. i dont want to disclose my age but to elaborate on why ACTUALLY HOLD ON#the thing i am about to say is not true; it is a metaphorical thing: it is my 21st birthday soon.#i decided that i wouldnt live past this age around 5 years ago and the only reason ive lived five years is being killed this year. i dont#think every thing ive been desperately clinging on to for the past 2 (?) years can keep me alive past then..i think im going to die. i have#to#NO MORE BEING A DOWNER#fox (vulpes vulpes) on the Internet for the first time#okay maybe a little more..i dont know who im talking to in this post. my friends do not read my tumblr and. i dont know anyone else.really.#uh#I'm listen to tmbg right now i love them#hey reader; i can only think of 3 people who see enough about me to check my blog. so i have separate questions for the each of you.#one of you likes (liked? school came in and i couldnt see your blog much past then; idk if its changed) tmbg. what do you think of The Else?#and uh you there... the guyyy. Google john flansburgh..i dont have a reason to this one ive just not been able to stop thinking about askin#you what you think of him.#um third person..... um#okay theres nothing iecan ask. i do want to apologize to you though: im sorry.#iThis is bullshit#im gonna delete this soon#Um also sorry if my wording here is. really wack. i tend to do that#i dont think anyones going to see this as is always#i think i just like talking to the hypothetical beast. yeah
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sticks my finger in my ear like a nonchalant anime boy. listen i know we're all worried about chat gpt or whatever and im not wild about the idea of my surgeon using it to skate through uni without actually learning anything, but you do know there were already surgeons skating through uni without actually learning anything right. before chat gpt people would just Buy their essays. students were already doing and have always done that. swaths of ghostwritten unresearched health advice books already crammed amazon's shelves. youre telling me that some lazy dumbfuck fiction writer is using inauthentic methods to push out as many books as possible with no integrity and the goal of profit over everything else? shit let me pull out my copy of Judge And Jury by James Patterson
#that one post calling ai an 'absolute knowledge black hole' oh god forbid a lazy no effort college student exists oh the humanity#stop putting it on my dash its such goofy fearmongering#yeah it sucks that we've built up a system that encourages and rewards people who just dont fucking Bother but its what we already have#dont come at me telling me ai production is unethical i already know. my screentime is higher than yours and you can tell from how i talk#tomato talks#ai writing#this is not about google ai results telling you to drink piss. those are actually new and going to kill people
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bored. need to rest in bed due to being in the ER last night for a rly bad head injury they did not treat me at all for and told me I had to walk home w a head injury, refused to give pain meds when asked (I asked for Tylenol or ibuprofen. they said we'll prescribe u 600 mgs which is over the counter strength), at 1am w it about to thunderstorm after only 1 blood test. they would not hold me the whole night. despite me showing heavy signs of a concussion
anyways my head hurts and I'm resting in bed for a while and taking it easy. I can't Decide
#text#medical malpractice -#ableism -#they said i have a closed head injury but i asked for a cat scan bc they were gonna release me no tests. despite me not being able to stop#shaking uncontrollably and slurring and stuttering the few words i could form into sentences#oh and i had fluid leaking from my nose#and nausea and body tingling#so like. i obv have a concuss and they refused to do anything except one (1) blood test when i said “i d d d dont safe. go h h home.#with n-no. no tttttttest“#and they said if ur rly that worried even though ur OBVIOUSLY FINE 🙄 we'll give u a blood test and a nausea med#the anti nausea med i didnt take btw. because i had a strong gut feeling telling me DONT FUCKING TAKETHIS DO NOT TAKE THIS. THEY WOULDNT#GIVE ME PAIN MEDS BC ''you cant have anything bc we need to wait for the blood test you want ordered'' but they gave me a sublingual nausea#med that the nurse didn't even tell me what it was before leaving#i googled ''sublingual nausea med'' and the only one that is that. YOU CAN NOT TAKE W ANTIDEPRESSANTS OR ANTIPSYCHOTICS#BECAUSE OF SEROTONIN SYNDROME.#i take 3 different ones and told them which ones and how much etc#and another 4th as needed#if i had taken that im scared that i would not have woken up
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seeing another download firefox post and looking at my chrome windows, then my pc, then my lack of recent freezes as i switched back from having firefox to chrome
#neither program supports win 8.1 but chrone runs it infinitly better#i tend to not turn my pc off often and firefox would throw a fucking fit if i had it open more than 15 hours#and when a tab stops responding it just didnt tell me or let me do anything about it#whereas chrome says hey bestie google sheets is sucking. wanna close it?#and i always go yes blease#and reload the page because that fixes it
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