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one thing on cai is that bots absolutely cannot understand a middle period to, specifically, mental health recovery. if you are not fixed, you are not trying hard enough
#ppl do this in real life too 😀 but i always feel like i can convince the bot and they absolutely REFUSE to comprehend that#like theres no concept of ‘i am working on it it takes time’ its youre failing or done and i dont rlly get why theyre so hard headed abt it#simons spouting
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i just think people should like. realize on their own that being like “oh i think x person/STRANGER clearly thinks youre weird/acting weird” like idc!!!! omg way to make me feel bad about something i didnt notice ????
#this has only happened a couple times to me. well more than that but i dont even mean it in like theyre trying to mean way#like 'people are looking :/' is a dick move but i mean 'people are looking :(' like. being sympathetic i dont care!! i dont need to know th#woman at the checkout line was giving me a dirty look it did not effect my life until YOU pointed it out#i mean unless its secretly mean and im misreading it. its like the mean version but pretending not to be. idk#simons spouting
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also on the topic i dont want to get the new dlc bc i dont want to play online. but i DO want the. rest of the update hgghg
#i dont want to play online i just want dead god. if i get dead god before i get the dlc i dont have to play online for it#I think thats true I think that was my understanding from the. like. page.#i HATE this kind of thing where you cant finish a game without online stuff like it feels so mobile game trying to get more ppl to download#your app. and buy gems and whatever. did u kno i played splatoon only single player. i HATE multiplayer#i dont even think just playing with my brother will get them for me either im. augh#tboi#simons spouting
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im playing tainted eve wth c section and spirit sword so my game keeps crashing grggrgg
#trying to keep all my clots in but.... its. hard.#simons spouting#tboi#it sends me back to the beginning of the floor too is the worst part#like. okay i died during boss rush. so ofc itll send me to mom room? no i back in the starting room
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quietly pushing the goalpost and when someone replies, hey, where are you pushing that? heres why you shouldnt! you go "haha what are you taking about! don't be so stupid!"
tumblr user: makes a point
replier: counters the point by extrapolating beliefs of op (not great)
op who agrees with what replier is arguing against: dunks on replier for being dramatic, by refusing to acknowledge they do agree with what the replier is arguing against. this makes replier look really stupid, and op gets to play the i never said that game. but they dont argue any real points, because they would lose the basis of replier being crazy, because replier would have made a correct assumption based on ops post.
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tumblr user: makes a point
replier: counters the point by extrapolating beliefs of op (not great)
op who agrees with what replier is arguing against: dunks on replier for being dramatic, by refusing to acknowledge they do agree with what the replier is arguing against. this makes replier look really stupid, and op gets to play the i never said that game. but they dont argue any real points, because they would lose the basis of replier being crazy, because replier would have made a correct assumption based on ops post.
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had a dream during my nap today okay and you want to hear it. i was walking to class. but i realized i didnt have class so i decided instead i was going to just go for a walk, and then, in fear of running into my ex, decided to walk through a building. I ended up sitting next to this guy in a classroom where i was watching this bad version of the fnaf movie on my phone. and the guy tried to make a joke and i only half laughed so he grabbed me so i yelled at him. and as i left the room i teleported to go get my stuff (i forgot it) but i was seemingly aware that this was fake and i was snapping, running to get my stuff, snapping and running to the door. but thats not what it felt like it felt like i was teleporting. So i start going upstairs and i run into eridan. um someone in a costume as eridan. and apparently i have run into a shoot for a musical. so im ushered to the side but this girl dressed as lefty (it was fnaf as well in fact it was mostly fnaf plus terezi and eridan) wants me involved and she was like “oh here are your lines just sing with me” and i was like dont worry. ive got this 😎 because in the context of the dream they were doing. mambostuck. but that was not at all what they were doing but i knew the song in the dream. so i sang the part with the lefty girl and then left but in that time she developed a crush on me and kissed me and texted me on instagram but she also texted this like rp thing which was justified with “oh haha i pressed send twice” which ig meant instagram generated a message. which seems feasible actually. and so then i leave and the end. also i had to throw up on a decorative toriel sink (???) bc my sister was drinking chunky spoiled milk and also the sink was being used and it shouldnt have been.
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maybe its my lack of a soul but i saw a lot of “redrawing ai art” for a little while and almost every time it was worse. and like. everyone would be like “omg yay its better now” and it WASNT and it was so jarring ik art is subjective but like this was art specifically to say “mine is better than yours” and the only reason that didnt get pushback is bc its the opinion youre supposed to hold, ai art is ugly, not bc its true!!!!! GUAHHHHG
i hate shitty anti ai art that does super well. like its so nothing.
#gah not to be mean to those artists its not that their drawings were bad they were just put up against something i thougjt looked better#but generally these opinions arent just mine! its just confusing. shocking.#simons spouting
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i think it pisses me off so bad bc like. if you draw something bad about anytjing else your own drawing skill is not a statement. i probably wont like it but its not relevant. but if its specifically in the context of art, even if I agree with the point, i have to think “most ai images i see are more visually appealing than this” and i get annoyed
i hate shitty anti ai art that does super well. like its so nothing.
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“not reading the comments” brain where you assume youre the only person saying something caused 30 billion ppl to say this
okay i think we can drop the mouthwashing jokes now. okay haha i thought it was about dental hygiene. hahaha. anyway
#idk. did you think you were the first. im being a bitch but UGH#you think its unique to look at a title and extrapolate things about the content?#simons spouting
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i miss back before i was aware of hygiene and “feeling gross” bc now i never ever ever feel clean
#layer of grease and grime burned into my skin and teeth and hair#they can ALL SMELL ME (they probably cant)#one rhing abt masks is that part of the reason im scared of going w/o one is bc im convinced my breath stinks and ppl can smell it if its#not covered. im normal#simons spouting
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thought about like making a little post abt my mutuals but what if tjey. kill me
#also like the post was naming them. id feel like tammy in that bobs burgers ep where she named everyone in school for her school song#so theyd clap. naming wll my mutuals so they like#thats what id think i was doing. if i saw that#bc im cynical.#simons spouting
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had this very funny idea that lex and zoe switched names and looks at some point
#i really dont think so bc if his sister took his deadname hed start eating her#and zoe would be similarly bothered. but its funny#thinking about lex a lot i dont think he gets along with the rest of his family. ive yet to decide if the reason is a HIM thing or like a#real thing i have to look into it. but he and zoe are very close they worked together! on the farm. so she remained his freind and moved#with him even though she mostly DOES get along with her family#the ones who arent assholes i figure a big family of like 40 ppl theres gonna be drama yknow not all of them are cool#theyre ALL fucked up somehow though i dont think anyone compares to eating ppl. they dont know lex does that and its unrelated to his#issues LOL he does it bc they taste yummy :3 and he goes to 711 and gets a drink and he smells the cashier and they smell like a delicious#meal. look hes gotta or he’ll pounce on every human in sight hes gotta be deliberate about it#simons spouting
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i gotta say. it is not my fault im good at math. i should be compensated for tutoring my sister
#its just. a hassle.#especially over the phone when i rely on her to show me what shes doing#its like. she doesnt understand math so explaining it is SO HARD#we mess up a lot bc she doesnt understand what im saying#which is my job but its slow#simons spouting#and she does not pay attention in class. and its not like im trained to teach. and its just a lot!! i think i should get paid
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im so scared of being weird which is so. ive been trying to be cool with it my WHOLE LIFE like being this cringe puppyboy loser. a persona i dont even really lean into (bc im scared). like thats supposed to be relieving but im just scared ppl are gonna find out im secretly not cool im secretly a loser who likes those cringe puppyboy brain empty posts. who likes bland aesthetics and looks up -cores on pinterest and plays cai and im trying to appeal to everyone at once and ofc i cant but i feel like bc my dashboard (this is a tumblr problem bc im a tumblr user) is catered to ME i should be catered to THEM but im not grgrhrhgg and it freaks me out. i promise im cool guys. im likable. please dont leave me. im really cool
#its why i made a whole seperate blog to complain on yknow#my examples are basic but they ARE things ive seen made fun of so that made me feel bad#bc i can’t get a grip and think well im clearly okay witht doing this so their opinion doesnt really matter to me#no i have to. try to kms or whatever#simons spouting
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“ppl online wanting to get hit but they dont realize it actually hurts really bad. so annoying online posers with no bitches” thats you thats what you sound like
is the fantasy ever like. smelling a random guy who doesnt shower? maybe it is and im a fake fan but generally you actually like the smell of someone youre dating unwashed its like a biological thing right. like a day without a shower a sweaty work day. its not shocking that people like that. and fetishize it and maybe push it as you do with a fetish
#is the backlash for the nonexistent unwashed guy doing it for kink reasons#ig thats possible. you have NOT met them but thats possible. i dont think its a problem. bc that cannot be common at all#simons spouting
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