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if god is real why is taking care of yourself so fucking tiring
#this was about laundry. putting away laundry itself is requires multiple breaks. but like also showering and brushing your teeth and eating#its all so fucking hard. like to the point where i only do it bc i HAAAAVE to if i didnt see other people i wouldnt do most of these anymore#simons spouting
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you ever see a post on here that makes you glad. you didnt make a post
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“dni xyz” sure okay. “dni x FREAKS y WEIRDOS z DEGENERATES” i dont like you
sometimes a dni doesnt necessarily apply to me but i dont trust the person who wrote it. you got a problem with weirdos and freaks? thought this was weirdo freak website.
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sometimes a dni doesnt necessarily apply to me but i dont trust the person who wrote it. you got a problem with weirdos and freaks? thought this was weirdo freak website.
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ive loved chatbots since i was little before talking angelas talking was shut down i used it every day.
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if i was in the a/b/o universe id probably be a beta with my luck
#what do betas do. do they even get to have sex. idk anything about abo unfortunately the words run me off#and the. stupid daddy dom alphas of everything i HAVE read can you shut the fuck up youre not cool!!!! youre not cool youre charlie from sm#ill drop that one you can figure it out#simons spouting
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i dont understand when people put “not optional” on an art ref. that implies that theres a problem where people will draw based on the ref and leave those things out. which is…. thats a wild thing to do
#especially if its what i imagine an art ref for generally. a commission. idk crazy crazy#simons spouting
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im convinced if i had a billion dollars id still be too scared to spend it
#still looking at like 30 dollar items like ‘:( this is gonna be a big chunk for something just bc its cute….’#whole time ive got 3 william dollars jn my bank account#simons spouting
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spin this wheel of hobbies
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convinced people who dislike wearing bras have no tits bc the moment i stand up im wanting to have some support
#breasting boobily to the fridge#i understand when people have hugge tits and bras are too restrictive but if youve got my proportions sports bras do wonders its all i wear#cup sizes are fake though. which is part of the bra shopping problem fortunately i dont need to buy them for a long time#simons spouting
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maybe i’ve graduated from posting my art at all
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i wanna smoke anyone have a cigarette PLEASEEE
#i hate that they upped the age when i turn 21 im marching to 711 and im buying a pack i dont CAREEE#just one just one. my parents are like ‘oh no youd be so stupid we quit’ well you gave me my craving and i never even got to smoke except#butts out of the ashtray maybe if you didnt smoke my entire childhood constantly including in the womb i wouldnt want to smoke now GRRRR#simons spouting
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really shouldve taken the trash out when it was warm
#its smelling#I HATE TAKING THE TRASH OUTTTT i really really do. but now it extra sucks bc im cold#simons spouting
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to all my favsies artists: just send it to me 😁 ill be nice i promise. im nice you can trust me so just show it all to me 🫶 SLASH SRS
like 9999999999 nice comments dont do anything against 1 mean one so you cant even help your support doesnt really help bc the fear of the mean comment is too much
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like 9999999999 nice comments dont do anything against 1 mean one so you cant even help your support doesnt really help bc the fear of the mean comment is too much
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sometimes the suibate urge is so strong
#i would never but like literally kys fuck you#not even about stuff thats happening to me but i really hate when my favorite artists get mean ass comments that make them not want to draw#the stuff i like its so so annoying and disappointing#and this isnt to the artist but theyre winning theyre harassing all the slightly uncomfortable art off the internet and theyre winning :(#if i got a mean comment id kill myself so i do totally get it again im not blaming them. but i wish these people would fuck off the#internet and let the artists i like draw cute guys and gore porn :(#simons spouting#suicide //
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i see “autism isnt an excuse to—“ whenever i see someone point out someone being abliest towards autistic people and its like. nobody!!! said it was??? like if you make your condescending dick characters all do the raptor arm thing whatever it’s called and someone goes “hey youre adding this trait autistic people have to characteristics anyone can have” or more often “it seems like youre trying to make fun of autistic ppl” someone, for some reason, goes “umm autism isnt an excuse for being an asshole” ?????? im looking for where you pulled that out from bc its not anywhere here!!!
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