#and it’s not like it’s cuz he’s another YouTuber or whatever

[sobashahzadi]

I love how Evbo doesn’t call anyone by name in parkour civilisation except of course for Seawatt who he calls by name once he learns it which is so funny because evbo u see what u did right there u see u just made toxic yaoi

[ratspider]

i have literally never been a dog person but lately i've been hit with What If I Got A Dog and it's rockin my world to be quite frank with you

[honeytonedhottie]

HONEYS RESOURCE BUNDLE⋆.ೃ࿔*:･💶

a gift from me to you for the new year, to help give tips that can help u succeed 🫶🏽 a post filled with resources, and advice to help u guys improve in every aspect 💗 i love and appreciate u all and i hope u find it helpful.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ physical movement and activity

find something that u like and thats fitted for ur needs. for me, all of the workouts that i do come from youtube. a girlblogger that always has a lot of workouts to try is @4theitgirls-workouts. to motivate urself to move ur body i recommend buying something cute to workout in because it always makes me feel good. i rly like to do pilates, so since i enjoy pilates -> i'll wanna do it more.

so dont be afraid to try different things and see what u enjoy the most and stick with that bcuz u dont wanna be forcing urself to do something that u won't enjoy/that won't give u the results that u want. if working out in general isn't rly ur cup of tea at all, thats totally okay! try going for walks or start running. maybe try out for a sport or start a style of dance. the whole point of this category is to get urself moving bcuz its rly rly good for ur physical and ur mental health, and it'll serve u in the long run. another youtuber i rly recommend for pilates workouts is madeline abeid.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ self improvement youtubers that i love and watch regularly

the wizard liz

simonesquared

sammy ingram

simmonesimmo

hailey gamba

the freezia

persephonesmind

₊˚⊹ ᰔ law of assumption

of course if u wanna learn about and practice the law of assumption then u can learn and apply thru my advice, experiences, ideas and more. neville goddard is like, the guru of manifesting and hes written a bunch of books, here are neville goddard's books online for FREE so that that then u can learn and see it HIS way bcuz the thing with manifesting is u gotta figure out how it works for you cuz its your reality.

if u like subliminals this is my favorite subliminal maker on youtube. their subliminals r amazing and i enjoy them bcuz they dont have music layered onto it (i like subliminals that have soothing sounds like rain or water or anything asmr). last but not least my absolute favorite manifesting coach/teacher on the whole internet, sammy ingram - literally the best manifesting guide. she rly simplifies things and her channel is full of helpful advice, success stories, challenges and her perspective on manifesting is brilliant so i rly recommend her.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ mental health

journalling is honestly the best thing that i have ever done for my mental health, the ROI that i get from it is actually incredible so i highly highly recommend it. if ur someone who doesn't rly like to write a lot, use ur notes app or whatever just get the thoughts out of ur mind and onto a piece of paper/notes. i understand that sometimes when ur mental health isn't doing too well and u dont feel motivated rly to do anything (like u feel lethargic and stuff) forcing urself to do things ISNT always the answer. i rly recommend having alternate routines cuz we ask a lot from ourselves sometimes so some days, ask a little less.

give urself the break that u deserve. when u feel like crying, CRY. even if its for no reason, the body holds onto pent up emotions so when u cry u gotta CRY. with time you'll find the things that help u feel better. for everyone its different. for me, when my mental health is in a slump what helps me is : 1. doing one thing differently (i'll go for a walk maybe) 2. get ready (take a quick shower, or if i dont even have the motivation to do that i'll do a sink shower) 3. drink a cold cup of water and make myself a meal. dont ever have zero days. always give at least 1% or do at least one thing.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ hygiene

hygiene is so instrumental in mental health cuz like i've said before looking good -> feeling good. i make sure to get ready everyday even if im going nowhere. just bcuz the process of getting ready gives me so much momentum. smelling good gives me so much confidence bcuz im the type of person thats rly rly scared of smelling bad. im a hygiene JUNKY so im always buying soaps and fragrances. when u make self care a daily thing it'll feel so natural. dont neglect ur oral health, invest in quality products that are suited for your needs. be meticulous when it comes to ur hygiene cuz a solid routine is lowkey comforting. i rly recommend korean skincare, indian haircare, african body care, and arabic perfumes and fragrances. some of my favorite hygiene based youtube channels are : SARA BEQELE and anna renns world

₊˚⊹ ᰔ school

TAKE. SCHOOL. SERIOUSLY. the feeling that u get when u get a good score on an assignment or test is unmatched. at the end of the day ur responsible for ur education. it's not hot to be a loser. if ur someone who struggles to stay on top of assignments, write down the assignment as soon as its assigned and at the next possible chance do it. as soon as u get home from school. reward urself for good grades and for ur accomplishments cuz ur AMAZING. study effectively instead of excessively.

pursue excellence always. find ways to motivate urself throughout the school day (for me, i always try and incorporate girliness into school cuz that motivates me) all my pens and pencils and folders are pink and i get myself ready everyday before school. cuz when i FEEL good -> i perform well. if u ever dont wanna study remind urself that studying>failing. advocate for urself, dont be afraid to ask questions cuz ur responsible for ur grade if u need accommodations or longer time to take a test (even if u dont) always set urself up to have the most time possible and the most resources. the resources that u have USE THEM. the goal of studying isn't to "mostly" know the material its to know for SURE. when u can explain something thoroughly, thats when you can know if you've studied enough.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ organization + planning

of course for the new year and for life in general, organization is rly helpful. manage urself mindfully and intentionally. even if ur a messy person, organizing isn't difficult if u do it in a way thats right for you. for me, notion - is literally the best organizational tool. i have an agenda, calendars, school pages, and so much more.

with notion i rly organized my life on a whole other level. aside from notion, the notes app on ur phone is rly useful, when it comes to organizing ur day to day life, i think its important bcuz it helps u to maximize ur time. for planning out ur year, if u find it difficult to stay "on task" or achieve the goals that u set for urself, try this : dont see the year as 365 days, instead separate the year into 4 quarters (90 days each) and in each of those quarters choose one aspect to focus on and pour into. make sure to log and track ur progress on those goals. the idea to this is breaking things down. break down big goals -> to more digestible goals so that then its more believable for u. remember, your limitless.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ nutrition

if ur someone who has bad nutrition, or unhealthy eating habits in general and u wanna change that my biggest advice would be to NOT BE EXTREME. bcuz i feel like if u go fully extreme so quickly then the change isn't sustainable. take it slow. start off by introducing a fruit into breakfast and having a vegetable at dinner, then eating fruit with ur breakfast and having fruit as a snack, and eating veggies with lunch and dinner. ik it sounds repetitive and overdone but u need to be consuming ur fruits and veggies. if ur not eating it with ur meals then maybe have it in a smoothie if that works for u. take supplements for things that u dont rly incorporate into ur diet, and the key to a good diet is BALANCE. dont deny urself food that u love. life is WAY to short to be scared to eat the burger that u so desperately want. its okay to eat what ppl might consider "junk food" but everything in BALANCE and moderation. keep the 80/20 principal in ur mind. 80% of what u eat should be good for u and 20% of what u eat should be whatever u crave. DRINK WATER, dont go on extreme diets if ur not an adult and haven't consulted a doctor it does u more harm than good.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ informative

learn every single day. even if ur not in school anymore. a way to help learn and sharpen ur mind every single day is picking up a hobby that can help u do so. for me, the hobby i have is reading, reading keeps my brain sharp, it keeps me entertained, and when i read nonfiction it keeps me informed. so the hobby of reading has a high ROI. whenever u get an idea of any sort, ACT on it. u dont have to wait a billion years before acting on an idea. when u get ideas, its for a reason, ur mind is brilliant and imagine how many ideas that u wasted. thats why i recommend having a creative outlet of some sort. for me, my creative outlet is my blog where i can come and talk with you guys 🫶🏽 but ur creative outlet can be ur notes app or ur journal or ur sketchbook. just a way to get the ideas in ur brain -> onto paper.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ stuff i wish i knew

ur never ever tied down to one version of urself, u can always change ur mind/opinion, u can create a new version of urself whenever the heck u want. remember that u have free will and that ur always in control. bcuz it is your life it revolves around you and it is your responsibility. its not something to mess around with. take responsibility for urself, ur actions, ur reactions etc.

1% of progress is better than 0%, a little is always better than nothing. ur social anxiety or ur fear of being perceived is HOLDING U BACK. forgive urself for ur mistakes, everything that ur embarrassed of in ur past let it go and LET YOURSELF LIVE. become ur own project, ur own muse and if all else fails (which it won't, you'll be fine and everything will work itself out for u even better than u could've ever imagined) love yourself unconditionally.

[tryingtofindava]

Hii! Its me again.

Your writing goes so so hard!. I wanted to request scene kid! Alex (its a hc that ive seen buzzing around the MH fandom) making matching bracelets for his partner? (They them) can be hcs or a little fic. Just him struggling to make the bracelets cuz hes out of practice, and then handing one of the bracelets to hid partner and being all blushy and shy about it (the best term I can think is "tsundere" cuz hes like "yeah whatever" and hes red as a tomato!.

Thanks in advance- ill also send a second request bcs I have another Idea. As always do take your time!!!! Take care of urself!

𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝! 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐊𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬*ೃ༄

: ̗̀➛Back to source

Dead ass was watching YouTube videos WHILE making the bracelets.

34 different tutorials…

Did said tutorials work in his favour?

…

Moving on.

Probably locked up in his room, he’s not leaving until he deems the bracelet good enough to give it to you.

And when he’s finished the loom band’s bracelet???

He has to hype himself up enough before he gets the courage to face you.

You were probably watching TV or something, he crept into the room. Which in all honesty if he wasn’t totally covered in bright accessories…

It probably would’ve been creepy af.

Be tapped your shoulder.

You look up at him, raising a brow.

His face is bright red as he pushed his glasses the the bridge of his nose.

He opened the palm of his other hand, a rainbow loom bands bracelet resting in it.

You’re eyes widen, practically sparkling like a cartoon character.

“DID YOU MAKE THIS FOR ME???”

You yell in excitement.

“Yeah, but it’s like whatever…”

You grin at him cheekily, taking the bracelet from him :3

[djevelbl]

Also just finished watching a video that made me ACTUALLY ANNOYED at the guy who made it and like. ok if you don't want a story told through Minecraft that is made through the lens of content creation in ANY capacity then don't??? watch stories told through Minecraft????? Cuz like. they're mostly like that; even parkciv which is still good IS done through a content creation viewpoint — either as a parody on the medium it was being told through (scripted Minecraft content/Minecraft storytelling) or just as a result of telling the story and like. needing to pay the bills or whatever is a bit up in the air I guess BUT STILL. don't sing praises to a series that's GREAT in all cinematography aspects that JUST SO HAPPENS to be told through Minecraft all the while you're saying "oooh Minecraft storytelling shouldn't be scared of being called cringe just bc it's embracing roleplay to tell it's narrative, it shouldn't pretend to be non-scripted when it so clearly is" which true, JUST TO THEN critique parkciv for...

*checks notes*

... Embracing its medium AND its limitations to tell its story, JUST bc it didn't necessarily strive to be groundbreaking??? What??????

From what I understand, the series the guy was singing praises to like it was his own child at the local school's dance recital, Whitepine (which I'm currently watching so I'll just come back to this once I've finished — let's see if I'll eat my words [doubt it]) is GREAT in terms of visuals, audio and the likes — it obviously takes great care in forming its atmosphere and from the little I've seen the youtubers are genuinely being actors, not just their normal selves masquerading as characters (something that, admittedly, happens A LOT in scripted Minecraft content/Minecraft storytelling like SMPs or solo series [I'm looking at you, later half of the DSMP]). But it isn't Minecraft storytelling — in my opinion, at least.

Minecraft storytelling implies that it includes Minecraft and its mechanics in some way, shape or form that becomes impactful to the story that is being told — it isn't just a REALLY good story that just so happens to use Minecraft as its movie set. This, ultimately, is why I think the guy was wrong — not necessarily in the idea that the stories he critiqued had more room to grow (which parkciv at least does. I haven't watched ParrotX2's Unstable Universe videos and I don't really plan to; they're not my thing) but in what "Minecraft storytelling" should strive to be.

I have a vivid memory — trust me, this is related — of when I was younger (they say, like she's an octogenarian instead of not even being halfway through his lifetime. anyway) having played Minecraft Murder Mystery with my friends in the playground bc I really REALLY liked Gona89's video series on it. This is like, not really the same storytelling but they did have a sort of story — the chemistry between the youtubers felt like watching a series of characters interact with one another, and certain jokes from one video would seamlessly move into the next as well.

And y'know what? IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK — playing the thing in the playground, that is. Because the thing wasn't made for that; stories have their medium of expression because they're tailored to it, or the medium is tailored to that story — if your Minecraft story can be told perfectly fine when divorced from its primary medium of expression (Minecraft), then it's LITERALLY not a Minecraft story: it just happens to use the game as the backdrop

... Kinda like The Lego Movie: a lot of the mechanics within the movie CANNOT be divorced from lego that easily BECAUSE it's a fucking LEGO MOVIE — partially related but not really the point of this rant: this is why A Minecraft Movie's trailer fucking FLOPPED. It showed absolutely NO POINT in being made bc it's NOT a Minecraft movie (pun accidentally stumbled upon but I shall confidently roll with it, actually), instead it JUST SO HAPPEN to use the videogame as its set.

TLDR: IF YOUR STORY DOESN'T INCLUDE MECHANICAL ELEMENTS THAT ARE INTRINSICAL TO THE GAME YOU USE TO TELL IT, THEN SAID GAME IS JUST THE FUCKING SET. IT'S NOT A MINECRAFT MOVIE JUST BC IT HAPPENS TO BE RECORDED IN MINECRAFT FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[queenjunothegreat]

*(blows REALLY loud on a safety whistle)* I've got another one for you all! This one is ALSO an HoJ-verse fic, woo! We're gonna focus on Piper and her relationship with the Aphrodite cabin cuz, like. Bruh. You wanna TALK about an unexplored relationship. Same goes for Annabeth and Leo and their siblings, too smh

So, may I present Ao3 Collection Day Nine: PIPER Has a Spa Day

Back in the Aphrodite cabin, she found Drew kicking a dozen bean bag chairs into a more aesthetic arrangement around the low tables and projector screen, and Piper cocked her head to the side. “Do you show, like, YouTube tutorials for make-up looks or something?” Drew looked at her like she’d grown a second head. “What? No, dumbass. This is for watching movies.” “I’m guessing we’re watching a rom-com?” Piper asked, trying to avoid wrinkling her nose. “No idea,” Drew shrugged. “It’s Mitchell’s turn to pick.” *** Piper makes good on her promise of an Aphrodite Cabin Spa Day. She has a nicer time than she expected to Ao3 Collection Day Nine: Roommates Cabinmates

If Piper were to make a list of all the things she wanted to do, a spa day with her siblings would not have made the cut. It wasn’t the worst thing she could imagine, obviously, but since the day Drew had scribbled the date onto the cabin calendar with that wide, knowing smirk, she’d kind of been dreading it. But she’d made a promise and she was determined to get Jason and Leo together, and that meant getting Drew’s help, and that meant hanging out with her siblings while they all slathered gunk on each other’s faces and gossiped over things she didn’t care about.

That did not mean she wouldn’t try to get out of it.

“Do I have to do this?” Piper whined, flopping herself over the end of Drew’s bed like a fish. “Because I really don’t want to. I can write you a song to serenade Nyssa with instead of this. That could be fun, right?”

Drew dug her foot under Piper’s ribs so she could kick her to the floor. “I don’t care if you go or not,” she said flatly. “If you’d rather sit in the Bunker making weird frog faces at your short friend, or whatever the hell it is you two do, be my guest.”

Piper sat up eagerly. “Really?”

“Sure. But if you want my help – and we both know you need my help – you’ll suck it up and behave normally for once in your life,” Drew finished. “Also, if you do bale, telling everyone is going to be your responsibility. You get to look Lacy in the eye and tell her you’d rather have your teeth pulled than hang out with her.”

Piper paused. “You told them I was coming?”

“No, Lacy told them you were coming,” Drew corrected. “Like I said, I couldn’t care less if you show up, but she’s been asking me if you were going to come every time we do this, and I’ve had to keep telling her no. She was over the moon when I told her you’d finally agreed to this one.”

“Oh.” Piper stared down at her hands. She thought about Lacy, who was one of the more reserved of her siblings giving Drew that big gap-toothed smile just because she thought she was going to get to hang out with Piper. Then she thought about that same gap-toothed grin falling in a look of disappointment when she realized that Piper wasn’t going to show up for her. Piper thought about all those times where she’d clutched a phone to her ear and stubbornly blinked back tears while she told her dad’s assistant that she understood that her dad was busy but that maybe he’d find time for her next weekend. She swallowed thickly. “Okay, I’ll come.”

“Good answer,” Drew drawled like she genuinely couldn’t care less if Piper showed up or not. “In that case, go to the Hermes cabin, and ask to talk to Goose. He’s got the snacks and supplies for tonight. If he asks you for money or any kind of payment, tell him to eat dirt and just leave without it. He knows the deal we have, but he will absolutely try to cheat you out of anything you have. Don’t let him.”

Piper nodded and got to her feet so that she could head over to the Hermes cabin. As promised, she was pointed immediately to someone who introduced himself as Goose, who had a magenta duffle bag that had DT embroidered on it in bright electric blue stuffed under his bed. As promised, he did try to insist that payment was due upon receipt of the bag, but he’d almost immediately backed down after hearing Drew’s second hand command to eat dirt. Piper almost wondered what had happened between the two of them to get that response, but she figured she’d be better off not asking, lest she wind up the one eating dirt. 

Back in the Aphrodite cabin, she found Drew kicking a dozen bean bag chairs into a more aesthetic arrangement around the low tables and projector screen, and Piper cocked her head to the side. “Do you show, like, YouTube tutorials for make-up looks or something?”

Drew looked at her like she’d grown a second head. “What? No, dumbass. This is for watching movies.”

“I’m guessing we’re watching a rom-com?” Piper asked, trying to avoid wrinkling her nose. 

“No idea,” Drew shrugged. “It’s Mitchell’s turn to pick.”

“Speaking of, where is everyone?”

“Valentina is doing clarinet lessons with the Apollo cabin, Aiden, Avery, and Amy are in the stables, and Mitchell and Lacy are down at the lake practicing for the canoe race this weekend,” Drew recited before she gave Piper a sour look. “Which you should know, seeing as you’re co-counselor.”

Piper ducked her head and refused to meet Drew’s eye. “Uh, yeah. You’re probably right.”

Surprisingly, Drew didn’t make a snide comment, she just ordered Piper around to get everything set up for the night. By the time she was satisfied, everyone but Mitchell and Lacy had shown up, and Piper was about ready to rip out her hair. 

“Can we please be done now?” she demanded. Around her the other Aphrodite kids were nodding in agreement, which she smirked victoriously at. “We’ve got all the snacks and the chairs and the face gunk; what else could you want?”

“It’s not face gunk,” Avery protested with clear offense. 

Before Piper or Drew could respond, the door was flung open and Lacy came bounding in, Mitchell hot on her heels. When her eyes fell on Piper, her face broke out in a wide, beaming smile. “Piper! You’re actually here!”

Within a second, Piper was half tackled in a hug and Lacy started talking a mile a minute, eagerly showing Piper everything she needed to know about Cabin 10 spa days. Piper looked up to Drew for any kind of help she could offer, but was only met with a keen smirk of smug satisfaction. Piper resisted the urge to flip her off. 

Despite her initial misgivings about the whole ordeal, Piper had… well, she had fun. Lacy and Mitchell both were more than happy to guide her through the application of all the weird face gunk (”It’s a hydrating and cleansing facial mask, not gunk!” Avery shrieked) and Drew had arranged for Goose to get them just about every junk food imaginable and Mitchell had picked Brother Bear of all things to watch, and Piper most certainly didn’t cry at any point, even when Lacy started sniffling. At one point, Amy and Valentina had blindfolded Aiden and made him guess what Jelly Bean flavor they were feeding him, which was put to a stop when Drew had offered her own hand-crafted Jelly Bean, made from rolling some of the jellied face powder in some nacho cheese dust until it was solid. Valentina and Amy had nearly wet their pants laughing while Aiden gagged and tried to get rid of the flavor with Coca-Cola mouth washes while he cursed them in Ancient Greek. The whole event was a lot louder and messier and more chaotic than Piper had really anticipated it being, and she could probably count one hand the number of times she’d had this much fun. 

Once everything had started to wind down, some of their group had decided to retreat to their beds for the night, but Piper, Lacy, and Avery’s all decided to camp out on the beanbag chairs instead.

With Avery’s loud snores filling their little living room, Piper felt Lacy cuddle closer to her side. “Piper?” 

“Yeah, Lacy?”

“I’m really glad you decided to do spa day with us,” she admitted in her tiny little voice. “I had a lot of fun with you here.”

“Yeah?” Piper asked, her lips curled up in a gentle smile. “I had a lot of fun, too.”

“Do you think you’ll hang out with us some more?”

Piper paused for only a moment before she rolled over and squeezed Lacy up in a hug. “I’ll hang out with you for as long as you want me, Lacy.”

Lacy giggled quietly, and Piper couldn’t help but giggle along with her.

[ask-aris-ocs]

How did you come up with all of your oc's?

Let your answer be as long as you want, and if you want, spare no detail! <3

ooc/ EEEE THANKS FOR THE AWESOME ASK KAYNE !!!

so it started when I was younger and I got superrrr inspired but animation memes and animated pilots on youtube! I wanted to do it too so I came up with some characters and a plot. the plot I came up with used the same cast of characters as of now minus one !! her name was jaz/jazmine and she had a superee angsty backstory or whatever but i ended up scrapping her in the story my ocs are in now. Since I didn’t know what to do with her there :/ but originally, my ocs story had a WAYYY different plot. Basically the main character was still cassidy but it was a dual pov between her and jaz. cassidy, cici, quill, kira, pricila, and Anthony all went to this super fancy old high school that wouldn’t let them leave until they graduated, cuz surprise surprise the people running the school are evil and they end up wiping the memories of the kids that went there so they wouldnt tell anyone if the awful treatment for those years. But anyway, in this story, Jaz is a demon that works for satan and her job is to kill as many people since most people are “sinners” and he needs new demons to work for him. So jaz takes the job of wiping out everyone at this school that those 6 go to. And she poses as a student with a human disguise. In the process of trying to kill everyone, she ends up becoming really close friends with Cassidy and her friends and ends up dating cassidy in the end. There’s also another plot revolving Cassidy and her friends discovering all the evil things the school did. But I ended up scrapping the idea since there were too many holes in the plot. (Don’t judge I came up with this idea when I was eleven ;w;) But I reallyyyy liked the characters from that story so I started thinking of some aus for them and I thought of them in an apocalyptic sorta situation and became obsessed with it !! But the plot now is that some of the largest chains of nuclear power plants explode and send america into a nuclear wasteland. because of the radiation there are also monsters and stuff trying to kill them so that’s fun. And there’s a tinge of mystery as of why did the plants blow up? yknow, for the plot lol. I also loved the character development and overall plot in this story !!

sorry if this isn’t what you asked for but the answer isn’t very complicated :3

tldr: I was inspired by animations on YouTube and made ocs for a story

[moth--mallow]

I wonder if Merlin convinced/asked King uther to adopt Arthur

Than she set up Excalibur so Arthur could be king

Why is Merlin going to these lens for Arthur of all people considering there have been other chaos users and as long as Merlin's been around I'm sure there have been other humans she could have given Excalibur to and help them become a great ruler a king in order to use chaos why does she have to

pick Arthur pacifically I wonder I know it goes with the Arthurien Legends and all but why is it in this story Merlin shows Arthur that's just one of the many things that was never really cleared up like there's a bit more about their past we don't know and then there is the stuff that happened in between the end of seven deadly sins till what we're looking at currently I've been trying to piece the timeline together

From what I can tell it goes in this order

First we have the end of the seven deadly sins after the god-awful chaos ark

Then we have the safe by light movie which I'm still convinced a large majority of this fandom has not watched including myself I got the screenshots I have with Arthur and Merlin in it off of a YouTube clip

Then there's the next part from the night from the beginning of the manga who the age the characters when they've got to the Crystal caves I can't remember his name right now

And he showed how Arthur recruited him and it seems this happened right after the demon King's my asthma was affecting the southern Britannia and our large amount of people in it right after the attack the when the demon King finally was defeated or whatever around this time so could Arthur's personality have begun to split and he not know it at the time where chaos was in control and then he would go back to normal and then at some point it was just completely chaos and control

Cuz looking back at it Arthur's outfit is the exact same as it was from the movie unless Merlin just made him multiple copies of the same outfit cuz they were working on just rebuilding Camelot at the time so focusing on appearance and what they look like wasn't probably a top priority which is understandable so Arthur just has multiple of the same outfits in different colors because even in color we see that this outfit is the same one from the movie just in Black

Or maybe the my asthma was just so bad that it had a longer lasting effect on Britannia I'm wondering and this takes a place a bit later this could be a year later from when the movie was set because if I'm correct from what people have told me king and Diane were getting married in the

movie so I'm guessing it took place a few weeks maybe a few months to maybe several months later cuz that's how long it takes to plan a wedding or whatever so this could be several months later and Arthur started to turn at that point and maybe at

first Merlin didn't notice it because around her even though he was still with seemingly seems to be depressed about everything that happened with Camelot and trying to rebuild it he was still trying to maintain his own personality but glimpses of chaos would come through

I'm trying to piece together the timeline and what's happening with Arthur's personality because it's clear like we all been saying from the beginning it's been chaos and control not Arthur and personal having Spirit magic I think will be a driving Factor helping bringing the real Arthur back there was also the theory and I mentioned in another post before that I saw from Reddit where someone had

mentioned that Arthur could have been being controlled by the spirits and Excalibur but I think it's pretty clear especially when looking at the anime and color and you see Arthur's eyes change you see more white in his eyes than his own color of his eyes which are purple meaning that chaos truly is slowly taking over Arthur

(sorry I don't have a visual for this right now Tumblr won't let me post any more pictures in this post )

I'm assuming Arthur is Chaos's first true host it's had full length too I

believe before maybe at some point on chaos was creating humans it puts larger parts of itself in certain humans so that way maybe one day it could have a host and maybe Excalibur was always the key to that but it got corrupted over time and at

some point the Lady of the lake meant Merlin and told her about the key to chaos and maybe that's why she used Excalibur to wake and Arthur since Excalibur seems to just be a chaos key I don't think it was meant to hold the spirits of the heroes but for some reason it did and now that chaos is more free and had gained more control over time I'm

guessing within a year or maybe even a couple years it fully consumed Arthur and about 10 years ago from what pellegard said that's when Arthur's fully started to change because it was around part two after the time skipping for nights and and Donnie met pellegard he mentioned he hadn't been able to fully understand Arthur's motives and almost 10 years something major had had to change where Arthur was willing to fully let chaos consume him

In Merlin disappeared or maybe chaos trapped her away or something but we can tell that Merlin has been active there have been hints that she's possibly hiding in lions , and then there's gwaian who I believe isn't like a clone or hybrid or anything I believe she's just like a normal baby that Merlin saw had magic potential maybe like she did with Vivian and Arthur so she left the granny golem with her to train her to use magic and sunshine is something Merlin enchanted on to her as it's next host so Sunshine could be active again and possibly used to defeat Arthur or at least stop chaos at some point the same can be sailed the Lady of the lake who I believe still had some magic left over from one Merlin had the seven deadly sins send their magic towards the leg during their battle with the demon king and there was some residue magic left over and the lady of the late gave it to Lance a lot which is why he's so overpowered and people say he's on the same level as the seven deadly sins is because he has some of their magic in him

[changbinsboobs]

hello this is more about tarot but how you do get into it? Honestly your posts made me so interested but I don’t even know the first step myself 🥲

Hey:) I'm very happy there's interest in that as I've been actually contemplating about making educational content or even a course or something, sometime in the future💗

A few basic tips from me would be:

1. buy yourself a deck you resonate with (doesnt have to be the rider waite tarot)

2. watch readings on youtube from readers u resonate with. The practice of choosing the right pile itself is a good beginner exercise.

3. journaling, shadow work, meditation, writing in general all are very good exercises to calm your brain down and tap more into your heart and be able to feel the finer aspects of life. Also to get to know yourself and your energy better - that way you can pick up easier on things that don't belong to you (others energy during readings)

4. learn the basics of tarot like each suit (the elements), major & minor arcana, the journey of the cards, the meaning / symbolism of every card. Knowledge in numerology and astrology also would be very helpful.

5. despite tip 4, don't focus all too much on the meaning and let your intuition work too. If you focus and obsess over the traditional meaning of each card you will be doing the reading with your head instead of your heart. And i believe the best readings come from the heart cuz they're the most pure and genuine.

6. Take every reading with a grain of salt. No matter who does it. If its you or another experienced reader. Energy is maluable and what was said today, might've been true for today, but may not be true for tomorrow. If you obsess over the readings or get paranoid or let any other toxicity infiltrate your headspace regarding the readings/topic - they won't come out pure. Meaning your intuition will be dampened by the paranoia for example and since tarot works with your own energy, u'll be attracting cards that reflect that. And then your brain will use them to affirm to your paranoia - or whatever other bias you're having. Its very important to have a pure and relaxed energy when you read so nothing interferes with the process. This is done with lots of self work or if you're generally gifted with a personality/energy like that (i think i.n could be a great reader if he tried😂i just had to mention him)

[ms-cartoon]

Usually, I wouldn’t post about this kinda thing... I’m not even sure this is fully necessary to be posted. I don’t wanna make it seem like I’m trying to grab attention or pity or anything like that just so someone could feel bad for me. No, that’s not the point of this post. But its mostly to show how sensitive and toxic fans could get about a youtube show that’s not even that good. 

I’m sorry to all the Vivzipop stans, but whether it’s a fact or opinion of mine, Helluva Boss is NOT the greatest thing on earth people. And it’s not just because of the writing or the characters. It’s just not that good. This web series is not pitch-perfect! It should not be that great to where you should feel the need to go after people who don’t like it.

If you love this show to death to the point where you would call it your most favorite series, then fine. It’s whatever. LOVE the show. I really don’t care. I’m not gonna judge someone for liking something I don’t like. I’m not THAT immature! I’m not gonna make a comment on someone’s post, calling anyone stupid or crazy for shipping Stolitz or saying Stolas or Blitzo are well-written characters or that Stolas makes a great father. I don’t even bother to make a comment on a post about people not liking critiques about HB/HH, saying something like, “Those haters don’t know what they’re talking about!” “What is wrong with these critiques??” “This is a bad take!” Mostly because I would just be wasting my breath.

So with that being said, why make those same comments on a simple critical post!!??

So I made a post about the recent gif of the new and upcoming episode of Helluva Boss. It’s shown with Striker capturing Stolas and they make a ride somewhere on a horse (which is a complete waste of time. Your main objective is to kill him. Just shoot the frikin bird!) And I was mainly ranting about how it didn’t make sense that Stolas was getting captured. I was saying that despite being tied up he could’ve used his abilities and turned Striker into a stone like he did with an imp in episode 2 of season 1, or not even just that, just any of his powers. Though I did make a fair statement saying that whatever was tied around him could be some sort of special angelic rope that could be keeping him from using his powers. All while also pointing out that he is still free to move his legs cuz they don’t appear to be tied together. And his hand is free; he’s on the phone with Blitzo. I also opinionated that this might be another Stolitzo-centric episode and I was not going to like it. And THAT was when the hate comments came my way (No kidding, honestly)

One of them didn’t even seem like it was harassment, but it still annoyed me how they said I was just whining and complaining. They said, “Duh! Blitzo and Stolas are the main couple!” and “If you don’t like it, then don’t watch!” “What’s the problem with it?”

You wanna know why that’s a problem?

Okay. First off... Stolas and Blitzo are NOT EVEN A COUPLE! I don’t know where the crew is going with these two, but they’re not even official yet. Plus, there is no point continuing with the Stolitz-centric BS if it’s going to take long for them to become a thing. And how can they be?? How would it even make sense? I highly doubt Stolas would even make a good boyfriend. Stolas being the horny perverted dick-for-brains that he is does nothing but flirt with Blitzo and makes inappropriate remarks at him to the point where they have to censor his words. All he ever did was make Blitzo uncomfortable, and he knew that!! 

Not to mention he forced Blitzo into an agreement to have sex with him each month in exchange for a book which is totally pointless now! Especially when there’s this thing called asmodean crystals, where you could use them to go to the living world anytime you want!! And at that moment, he saw through one of the bath bubbles that Blitzo was in the middle of a dangerous predicament and STILL decided to call him at the worst time just to make this deal. Since it was in the heat of the moment, Blitzo felt he had to agree with him just so he could end the conversation and get back to finishing his job while staying alive. That just goes to show me that Stolas was using this to his advantage to make Blitzo agree with him since he saw what was going on and decided to call him while his life was on the line. He totally knew what he was doing!! And since being caught by humans is SUCH a bad thing and would cost your reputation, why risk that kind of possibility with no ounce of concern for your “boyfriend’s” safety?

And instead of seeing Blitzo as a person with FEELINGS, why does Stolas call him his, “Impish Little Plaything”? He’s practically telling Blitzo, “I OWN YOU!” He was literally taking advantage of him and manipulating him!!! And if he loves Blitzo oh so much, why does Stolas still feel so entitled while looking down on the imp race! He’s not even as nice to Moxxie or Millie. And he even abused his butler!!

And then there was that time on their date when Asmodeus was calling him out on having an affair with Blitzo and had the absolute NERVE to try and hide his face!! Why was he suddenly embarrassed about that anyway? This was NOT the first time where he was seen in public with him. He was fully obligated to show himself at the door with Blitzo in front of that guard that wouldn’t let him in. He even flirted with Blitzo in front of everybody at that Harvest Moon Festival!! And now, all of a sudden, he’s embarrassed to be seen with? And he had the AUDACITY to invite Blitzo into his home to cuddle with him!!! 

It’s not like Blitzo is innocent in this either. He also manipulated Stolas just to get what he wanted. Not once, but twice. He tricked Stolas into stealing all of his father’s belongings when they were kids. Tricked him ONCE AGAIN when they grew up, seducing him as a way to distract him while stealing his grimoire. Blitzo didn’t even care about him. He probably didn’t even want to see him after all those years! He was just there to take the book and LEAVE!! And he only went along with having sex with him out of pity.

How can we even call these two a couple, yet Blitzo was so quick to let Sharkboy bang him in his room! And why did we hear Stolas call Striker “sexy” while on the phone with Blitzo in one of the leaks???

Yeah... main couple my ass....

These commenters go on to say something like, “You’re not critiquing! All you’re doing is complaining! You’re just being a hater!!” 

Now, let me explain the difference between criticism and hate:

Criticism - the expression of disapproval of someone or something based on perceived faults or mistakes.

or 

the analysis and judgment of the merits and faults of a literary or artistic work.

Criticism can be positive or negative. I mostly give negative criticism while also showing some irritation and annoyance about whatever I’m talking about. I’m pretty sure that’s mostly where they think I’m just complaining or hating on it.

 Okay, so I like to express my feelings... so what??? EVERYONE does it when they give a critical analysis. And I’ll admit, I do hate the show. I definitely don’t feel for it like I did when the pilot first came out. But at least I actually have A REASON for hating it. More than a few reasons in fact. 

Speaking of hate -

Hate - the feeling of intense or passionate dislike for someone or something.

People always say that hate is a strong word, and I can agree. But the difference is that when you hate something, there is no reason or logic. When you hate something, you don’t care at all about wanting that something to improve or get better than how it is. It doesn't matter, because you just hate it that much! All there is is mockery and disrespect. And when you express hate, you’re attacking someone or harassing them with your harsh words.

And me hating something is different, cuz at least I’m actually expressing the reason why I don’t like it. And I’m not trying to harass ANYONE!! I’m just saying what I think is wrong, why I think it’s wrong, and that I don’t like it! And I actually WANT HB to get better.

Some may think I’m complaining about something when really all I’m doing is stating a fact or opinion.

"the writers will come up with a stupid bad reason” is not a good critique, it's just complaining.

Well sh*t, am I lying??? Man cheats on his wife, and we all know cheating is wrong, no matter why he did it. Oh, but wait- turns out she’s very abusive toward him and doesn’t love him at all! So now, it’s suddenly okay that he cheats. And despite hating him, she still decides to stick around and not divorce him just because she likes to torment him. Why does she like to torment him? Who knows! She’s just evil by nature as it turns out! Man could divorce said wife himself, but only sticks around for the sake of his daughter so she could live a normal life even though he and his wife already constantly fight in front of her. Can’t ignore the fact that he flirts with someone in front of her and continues his affair with that someone despite how she felt about it.... and he just wants her to be happy....

Yeah... definitely makes total sense.

Then they say this, “Maybe Stolas isn’t escaping because it’s a comedy show, DUH!! Things aren’t supposed to make sense. Sometimes things happen and you have to go along with it.”

No...No, sweetheart. That’s not how things work. Besides, for a comedy show that’s not supposed to make sense and be taken seriously, they really try their hardest to tackle some serious moments that are supposed to be soo emotional. And with the way THEY’RE doing it, it’s not very easy for me to just go along with it. There are some things I just can’t ignore and I’m going to feel annoyed by them. I’m sorry (I’m really not)

And as for, “If you don’t like it, then don’t watch it!”

Let me tell y’all somethin’.... If I wanna criticize and post about shows that I think need criticism, then I’m gonna continue to watch the show. If I wanna put anti-tags on posts, then will do that. And if I wanna watch something simply to laugh and make fun of it, then I will. If YOU don’t like that, then that’s on you. Just know that all you’re doing is wasting time typing your butthurt comments about me “complaining” about something knowing damn well I’m going to continue making criticism regardless of how you feel when you can simply just ignore me. Better yet, just BLOCK ME so you won’t have to see me complain about your precious favorite show ever again. I don’t understand what’s so hard about that. It won’t take but a couple of clicks of a button. 

And lastly, one of these comments go on to harass me, calling me pathetic and mentioning this, “How could you hate on something, make art of it and sell it?? You can’t even come up with anything creative on your own! How pathetic!” And it is a VERY stupid reason to come at me over a criticism post. I don’t like HB, there are a lot of people who don’t like HB, but lots of other folks do. So I make art of it and I sell it. And it’s not like I’m intentionally stealing anything. I know I’m drawing the same art style, but I’m creating my own designs of my OCs. I’m not the only person who does this, mind you! I’ve seen plenty of artists do this on Twitter and Deviantart. So what this person is trying to point out here is completely irrelevant!

I may have replied back and said, “There are other people who do this kinda thing. So go and harass them! Go back and forth on their post!” I really didn’t wanna recommend they do this to other people, so I apologize on behalf of the people who sell art with this style or criticize this show for saying that. I was mostly just telling them what’s the point of coming at me for this reason when other people do it too. Like I said, all they’re doing is wasting their time knowing we are never going to hear them out.

So yeah, I just wanted to put this out there. These guys really irritated me. Looks like I joined the club, being harassed by toxic fans. Maybe I shouldn’t have bothered replying to them and going back and forth with them. These guys were probably twelve years old. There’s no point in me arguing with children, cuz they never admit when they’re wrong. But if I feel that someone sh*t-talking me, then I won’t let it slide!!

[inconmess]

You know, for all I was afraid of nor being able to catch up on this episode? I know it was a broken watch but otherwise? I caught up on it! The clutch being that YouTube for some reason let me rewind and pause at places so I just paused the live and caught up on it in the airport using 2x speed.

Onto the episode itself, man the Imodna conversation was juicy and poor Dorian getting caught up on stuff, infodumped like hell and still not completely caught up tbh...

I LOVED THE AIR CLEARING SESSION! I mean, I expected a bit more shouting tbh and anger would've been justified but this is a good way too!

Orym and Laudna 🥺🥺🥺

Someone give the Halfling a hug and sleep please????? He really needs to sleep at some point and this is not healthy 🥺

NEW OUTFITS!!!! They look so cool!!!

Ashton's haircut? Tbh Laudna looks a little creepier in the new character image and Imogen has longer hair than I imagined and Orym's hair is certainly a look and I want to just run my hand through it! (Satiating myself by running it through my hair instead cuz it is at a similar length and wavy atm. Tho that's mostly due to Orym's habits) they all are so hot!! And this is from a person who typically doesn't feel that

The. Sheer. Number. Of. Teleportation!!! Man Bell's Hells really don't have luck, do they? At least they got pocket bacon now thanks to Chetney. And Hello dome!

And I know I haven't watch much of campaign 2 but there were some pretty good callbacks I suppose...

Essek: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!

Imogen: Mage Hand touches stuff 😂😂

Essek: Whatever... Do whatever you want to do...

Poor Essek is stuck with another chaotic group...

And the massacre, daaaaamn. That shit was gory and I love it. Man I love the use of Grim Psychometry in this campaign, really.

And we open next week with a battle!

The only thing that bummed me a little is Orym's deal being not talked about again but it's fine. They have bigger fish to fry (Liam's clarification tho has me on the edge)

[dr-jem-nutcase]

MvA h/cs

Cooked up some movie & TV h/cs...cuz I can

Overall

before the timeline of the movie, the monsters had a TV on occasions. This was a rare treat which lasted until the TV set broke on its own and couldn't be repaired or got destroyed

the monsters' rec area was like the hand-me-downs central; anything the staff didn't want or need anymore went to the monsters, from those playing cards to radios to whatever. It usually came from the trash heap for Dr C's meals

the 2000s brought a little variety as a lot of people at the base made the transition to DVDs and threw out their VCR sets and cassette tapes

after the post-freedom upgrade, the base set up on-demand entertainment for the monsters

for every streaming site, every monster has their own accounts. Except for Link & Butterflysaurus (or B) who share accounts

they can all agree on sit-coms and comedies, believe it or not, some film noir or some off-the-wall random movie

depending on the sport, they all like watching a good game

Susan

down for most anything anyone wants to watch

likes period and mid-century romance/dramas like Downton Abbey, Bridgerton, Call The Midwife, Mad Men, and anything based off Jane Austen's books

was a Twilight fan back in her teens and now cringes at those memories of being on Team Edward

chic flicks: Legally Blonde, Pretty Woman, The Notebook, Mamma Mia!, Audrey Hepburn movies. Titanic and Moulin Rouge! are both fully capable of making her cry almost every time. This is a very good reason why she has her own streaming accounts

can make it through most horror movies but doesn't really enjoy them

roots for all sports teams from Cali

the only monster most willing to watch whatever BOB wants to watch

liked watching cooking shows and DIY tutorials when she was small. She'll still watch them sometimes inspite of the fact she can't easily cook or pull off most DIYs

BOB

the kids' page on streaming sites & YouTube Kids all the way!

has the kid's tendency to watch the same thing over and over again and never get sick of it

the other monsters can't watch adult films and shows with him. He'll ask questions like, what's going on during a bedroom scene or "What's a [enter any profanity of your choice here]?". He's also a parrot who will mindlessly repeat a single swear word he only heard once

sometimes you'll find him watching random stuff like a Malaysian talk show or a Julia Child cooking tutorial or some abstract silent film

you know those kids' shows that interact with the audience, like Mr. Rogers, Blues Clues, & Dora the Explorer? Yeah, he REALLY gets into them

had a kids tablet for about two weeks but then accidentally ate it. Monger hasn't had the heart to give him another one

Dr C

his pastimes include lab experiments, reading books and science papers, playing chess (via a computer versus the CPU/another player online because no one at the base wants to play), and other mentally/intellectually stimulating activities, so he'll watch something if he wants and/or needs a mental break

the other monsters tried getting him into Big Bang Theory. To everyone's surprise, he didn't care for it

has BritBox

when he's chilling, he'll watch vintage/vintage-style musical movies, particularly with good dance numbers like Singin' In The Rain. One of his heroes in dance is Gene Kelly; Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers would've been on his list, but he hasn't had a skilled dance partner offhand since his college days

likes videos like Ted Talks and Infographics Show (YouTube). He may be the most brilliant man in the world but he knows there's always more to learn

his YouTube subscriptions include dance groups and science lecturers from around the world

doesn't care much for most sports but he'll gladly watch polo and a lot of the Olympics. Tried to pass the time by reading a book during a football game once, and Link said, "Doc, if you don't put that book down, I'll throw you and that thing in the trash!". Never again

Link

as mentioned in an earlier H/C post of mine, he's a closeted shonen anime fan and he'll watch anything but One Piece

football is his favorite sport to watch. He watches it when he can

NEVER misses Super Bowl Sunday. Or at least to the best of his ability. He was very disappointed when one of his missions happened on Super Bowl Sunday

also likes WWE

martial arts: always and forever, baby!

has watched both Luca and The Shape of Water. He doesn't mind them but he got pretty annoyed when people made comparisons between him and the Amphibian Man or the sea monsters. BOB was like, "Hey, Link! Why don't YOU turn into a human when you leave your tank?"

was into superhero movies and TV series in the 2010s but jumped off the bandwagon when he thought they were being overdone. Though he still likes Guardians of the Galaxy, Deadpool, and anything with Wolverine

thinks Star Wars, Harry Potter, and most other popular sci-fi/fantasy franchises are just for kids and nerds

doesn't care much for romances or most cartoons either

if something scares him or makes him cry, he'll try to hide it

it took him a while to be able to watch anything with Shrek after being mistaken for Shrek in the Halloween special

[a/n: I can also see him being a gamer]

Insecto/B

likes sports no thanks to Link

will watch most anything Link watches

likes some anime, particularly Sailor Moon for whatever reason

likes cartoon shows meant for older kids

doesn't like horror movies, has a hard time settling down or going to sleep after watching one

avoids animal/nature programs as some of them can be quite traumatizing

every now and then she'll be caught watching something with BOB like Bluey

Monger

watches the news every day

knows better than to believe everything he sees

watches a little M*A*S*H before bedtime at least twice a week

every now and then watches stuff like All in the Family just cuz he likes the comedic but logical political tension among the main characters

still has analog cable (antenna and all) at the farm

hates I Love Lucy because his wife had it on TV more than anything else

likes war films and a number of films about World War II. There's a few he won't watch tho because he thinks they're either badly made, too sentimental, or too depressing

likes comedies from the 1950s-60s

The President

likes watching himself on TV and videos online

likes talking smack to opposing politicians when watching videos of them, like, "In your dreams, bucko! Not while I'm large and in charge!"

comedies, comedies, comedies...and game shows

Simpsons fanboy

has an appreciation for daytime TV: long-running soap operas, talk shows hosted by middle-aged women, Judge Judy, Dr. Phil, etc.

considers the family sitting in front of the TV together as quality family time and sit-coms as an American staple

can't watch foreign language films with English subtitles. He eventually gets bored and falls asleep

as mentioned in an earlier H/C post, he doesn't trust biopics one bit. After finding out over half of The Greatest Showman was fictional, he lost faith in any portrayals of history both on screen and stage

Derek

liked watching famous news reporters and weather-folk as role models when he was a kid and as inspiration when he became a weatherman

took Susan and other girls he dated to the movies

if not at the movies, he and Susan would curl up on a sofa and watch something together, going back and forth between what he likes and what she likes

likes most sports, except basketball

Ted Talks, late night talk shows, and popular sit-coms

watches whatever catches his attention on Hulu and Max

had a very hard time watching anything with the monsters. Still does but it's not as hard anymore

Invisible Man

went to a few drive-in theaters with his wife on dates before and after they got married

Andy Griffith and Red Skelton were some of his favorite shows

yet he enjoyed some of the heavier and less lighthearted films, like Streetcar Named Desire. If he cried, he tried to not let anyone know

not much of a cinema-goer but he enjoyed taking his two older kids

liked what little he saw of The Carol Burnett Show while in prison

if he saw Mel Brooks' films, he would've loved them

von Wolfmann (my OC, a German wolfman and past monster, at Area 5X 1960-65)

having lived much of his 70+-year life away from society, he probably had no idea what TV & cinema were, let alone knew they existed

The Cyberian (my OC, a Soviet Russian cyborg and past monster, at Area 5X 1981-85)

TV became a bit of a staple in the Soviet Russian home over time, so there was a handful of shows that she liked throughout her life

she liked going to the movies with her dad/grandparents as a kid and teenager, a special treat

didn't like anything based off books. "Just read the book." She said. "No pictures but they're a lot more interesting than THIS sad piece of work"

thought period pieces were boring. More than once she fell asleep watching them

grew up with black-and-white TV, so she was excited the first time she saw color TV

learned some of her English from what little TV the monsters had and learned a bit about the USA and the world outside the USSR

probably would've been the only monster to have been a big fan of Star Wars and/or Star Trek

[fartquen12]

ONCELER X READER

So yall... went CRAY Z for my onceler head cannons which ik ik im literally so arthristis whatever- so today I have an actual fanfic. Which by the way I have already made another one before so.

PRANK WARS!!!

PAIRING YANDERE GREEDLER X Girlfriend!Y/N

(Trigger warnings..... I have no words)

It was 6:00 am and you were peacefully asleep..

You had a crazy night last night with all the partying since your crazy boyfriend got his first "thneed" factory. The thought of him being gone all day made you feel quite sad-

*bite*

"YA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" you yell slamming your head up to see a SPIDER ON YOUR BED!

"HAAHHAH GUYS THAT WAS SUCH A FUNNY PRANK!!" The greedler yells.

"GAHDAMINIT!!!" you yell just before seeing your bedroom being invaded by the whole damn zoo (All the crazy ass bears)

Greedler switched off the camera just before starting to beat the everloving shit out of you.

This happened frequently... At first you liked it.. and now.... well... honestly you still kind of like it but whos gonna tell him that.

"YO GODDAMNT!!" You yell as his fist hits your (nutsack)

Greedler starts laughing at you before running his ass away and rubbing his palms together like a 2 year old.

You honestly have been thinking about breaking up with him for months but.. your just not sure how to go about telling him that.

"BABE!!!! GET YOUR ASS LOOKING DECENT FOR ONCE CUZ MY MOMMY IS COMING OVER!!" he yells from downstairs while running out the front door and getting into his car(which btw has pics of him all over it and a pic of you crying)

You sigh looking at his car leave.

Wait. *What if i just.. leave* you think beginning to giggle. Soon giggles turn into laughing your ass off which quickly wears off seeing the LITTLE LORAX standing in your doorframe...

"ya uh oh gay boy"you say

"YA YA GAY BOY!!! IM THE LORAX AND IM PLAYING MOBY DICK FOR REAL!" The little shit comes at you with a knife

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Time skip 3 days.

You were sitting at the table for dinner.

"H-hey so uhmmm." You maneged to stutter out

"YA WHATTA!!" greedler yells with his mouth shoved to the brim with food and hes editing another youtube prank. (the one were he recorded you on the toilet and broadcast it to the whole world.)

"I.. Goddamnit" You sigh

"WHATTTA!!!" he yells throwing the tablet at you

"OUCH BITCH!" You yell.

He gets up and whips off his belt faster than you can say shit.

He begins beating the shart out of you again

"YA YOU LIKE THAT??" He says

"NO WHAT THE- DUDE I WANNA BREAK UP!!!!"

Everything goes silent.

"What..." he says

"I wanna-"

"NAAAUURUURURUURUR WHAT ABOUT MY THNEED BUSINESS YOU ARE MY NUMBER 1 PROSITITUTE- I MEAN POSTER (NOT) CHILD FOR MY BUILD BOARDS!!!!!!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME... THATS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!! YOU BITCH! I AM DONE BEING YOUR YOUTUBE PRANK STAR AND YOUR POSTER (not) CHILD!!!" You yell.

You stand up from the table knocking your glass of weird yellow juice you assumed to be another prank for his channel right off the table.

You ran outside after grabbing shoes, keys, and coat and got in his "Oncler-mobile" But as you were starting the engine...

A BRICK GOT THROWN AT THE WINDOW AND BREAK IT!!!

Greedler grabbed you out of the car and forced you into the trunk before locking it shut. nice and shut.

"POLICE HELPPPPP HELP ME!!!!" you yell

*the car begins to start*

"SOMEBODY HEL-"

"SHUTUP!!!" greedler yells from the front seat.

This is gonna be a while.

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after a while you decided to sleep. and when you woke up... well.

You were tied to the floor in a suspicous room...

"O-Oncie??" you managed out.

"Yes bbg.." he says

"what are you doing with that..." you say looking at the gun being pointed at your head.

"Im gonna..."

"what.."

He shoots the gun and a punch of thneed stuff comes out..

"HAH GET PRANKED!!" He yells in delight... rubbing his palms again.

"YO WHAT IS THE WHITE STUFF!!!!" You yell out pointed to the white "stuff" that also came out of the gun...

He started singing how bad can i be...

Which really makes you mad..

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Days went by... You never even asked why you were here or what he was gonna do. you didnt really care. It seemed like every day was the same. He would come it... whoop your ass. laugh a little film a little then leave.

Well one day he came in (or night cus whos counting)

*he began to untie you*

"W-What ar eyou doing!!" You yell

"well... guess what" he says kneeling down and grabbing your chin..

You leaned into his touch feeling warm.

"what..?" you smile.

He lets go.

"YOU JUST PASSED MY MR BEAST CAN YOU SURVIVE 100 DAYS IN MY BASEMENT CHALLENGE!!!!"

He yells as "mrbeast" Comes barging in throw the door. and money begins to rain from the ceiling and lights flash and the youtube fans are going at it.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!"

*Miss Y/N L/N Has sharted.. Miss Y/N L/N has sharted again*

THE END!!!

[ikamigami]

I don't mean to bring up something from a month ago but I just had a thought for what SAMS is doing (you don't have to post if you're not comfortable sharing this also!)

A while back they did the whole Miku thing and made fun of the idea of Sun being suicidal (I mostly just thought it was in really bad taste for them to do, but a lot of people were actually hurt by it!!) but okay, with the way the arc is going right now, if Sun ACTUALLY DOES END UP being suicidal canonically after they blatantly made fun of fans for thinking that way (or if they even just make Sun willfully let himself come to harm to stop Moon) then that'll make me mad, lol. Cuz they'd have made fun of fans for thinking Sun could be suicidal only to turn around and do the exact thing they made fun of them for!!

If it turns out that way, well... they were writing this arc and the Miku episode wasn't THAT long ago all things considered, so they had to know what Sun was going to do in the arc, and yet they'd make fun of fans for it!

I agree with you on this, dear anon.

It'd also upset me.. but it'd upset me if it was with Moon or Eclipse or actually anyone else.. because what was the point in not addressing Sun being suicidal before if they'd do that with someone else.. YouTube guidelines definitely have nothing to do with that..

But. But there's one thing I was wondering about since Davis' post on Twitter (X) which is.. what if they didn't make fun of anyone actually? What if Miku is her own character? What if that episode wasn't supposed to disprove fans' headcanons that Sun is suicidal? But contrary..

Though I need to agree that usage of word "suicide" was unnecessary because ofc they had to censor it because of YouTube.. it made that episode unnecessarily controvertial imo..

What was worse is that Sun said that Miku is projecting her own issues on him.. which is problematic considering what Miku stands for and that most of fans project their own issues on their favourite characters not just Sun but in general..

I'd like to think that it wasn't made in bad faith.. that VAs were badly informed by their closer circle of friends - from Discord - that some Sun's fans wished Sun to be suicidal and those are the same who project their own issues on him..

I'd like to think that they believed some false rumors solely because they don't interact with fans.. Does it make this whole situation right? No. But idk.. maybe I'm dumb and I'm having too much hope in them.. but whatever..

I think that I'm not affected by all of this that much anymore.. ofc this is only me and others can still be affected and upset by this and it's valid..

But I'm trying to focus on what's in front of me.. which means if I see Sun expressing suicidal thoughts or ideations I'm saying it.. I'm trying not to think too much about what will happen.. I mean I already said what I think may happen but I'm trying not to.. idk how to say this.. but I'm trying not to be.. before I was too deep in my own bad thoughts.. so I was simply scared.. but now I feel quite okay with that..

I hope that you understand what I mean, dear anon.

I'd like to think that all of this was because of certain group of people which I won't name for obvious reasons.. if you follow me you may know who I'm talking about and to what situation it relates to..

Maybe I'm really dumb for being so hopeful.. maybe I'm too naive.. but I like giving another chances to others..

But ofc you're right.. if they'll make Sun suicidal - for me he is but I know what you mean by that - it'll come across as distasteful and disingenuous because like you said they mocked fans for thinking that Sun is suicidal at first..

But we can see that they hint more or less obviously that Moon is suicidal and Eclipse as well.. and if they made any of them do that.. I'd be even more angry.. because what? Is it only a problem with Sun? But with others it's not? I find it be in really bad taste to do something like that..

Hence why I think that it's either they'll admit that Sun is suicidal or was, doesn't matter, or they won't make anyone try to kill themselves.. even though they already did that with Moon who tried to destroy the bottle of wine to possibly harm himself.. which truly makes them hypocrites..

But I wouldn't mind them addressing Sun's mental issues properly.. like I said maybe I'm too dumb and too naive but I'd like to give them another chance..

But it's only me.. others have every right to find it distasteful and disingenuous and awful or disgusting even.. because of what they did in that episode with Miku..

I can only speak for myself.

Thank you for speaking up about it though, dear anon cause it is important to talk about it.. to see the hypocrisy and how they mistreated fans..

Have a nice day or night, dear anon 💗

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

Another thing that gets to me with this issue is, jimin probably had to deal with so many declines and limitations of artistic creativity and here we have jk who was whining on live just last month how he'll work when he wants to and wont pressure himself bla bla and idc if it's a reach but the moment he saw jm's success he was like yeah now i want work too and is being delivered instant opportunities lol. The tragicomedy of his studio news coming up right after jm blatantly gets his streams filtered due to lack of radio play and we have armies and his fans celebrating how an easy hit jk will have cuz of radio play and payola 💀

I don't think it was Jungkook, but it was definitely hybe. This has inside job written all over it. Everyone knows I'm not a conspiracy theory type of person when it comes to people's relationships but with companies? I don't trust anyone. I really believe this was a targeted attack on Jimin and it didn't necessarily come from Billboard. Scooter seems to be acting as Jungkook' manager right now.

I was just thinking of how armys spent all these weeks dragging blackpink for getting photos and meetings with YouTube Spotify CEOs or whatever, but now some are celebrating Jungkook for the exact same thing lmfao. Not to mention JK stans and blinks coming together to collectively hate on Jimin in the most disgusting ways... maybe they do deserve each other.

[lqfiles]

shaking w excitement cuz ur basically the whole reason this smau is even coming to fruition rn BUT i chose the majors based on an interview they did WAYY back when for nylon, that’s where the arts and premed and music come into play, haechans was just kinda vaguely ab having to do w music but i chose music teacher bc i have a cute idea for that as well, jeno for whatever reason said he’d wanna be an architect?? so i just went w it but i wont put it past him tbh cuz MINGYU😭 also said in another life he would’ve been an architect as well,, something ab idols who have the puppy assignment and architecture i guess… totally not judging (i judge as if i wasn’t doing architecture in high school)

giselle i’m totally lost on so i just chose a similar one to what y/n would be doing because im not sure she’s ever answered this question i haven’t finished my research so it’s subject to change and about yangyang… he said he would’ve been.. a race car driver… and i just couldn’t… figure out why he’d go to university for that… so i gave him the communications and marketing thing cuz he has that 2016 loud youtuber vibe sometimes, otherwise id probably make him a streamer for the silly aspect because i love him he’s such a loser

MARK is majoring in creative writing and journalism 🤭 intellectual young man 🤭 art is his hobby 🤭

—🪼

(i’m genuinely so excited im so close to being ready to post)

I FEEL HONOURED‼️ but pmg i need to see this interview, i don’t think i’ve seen it yet? i’m not surprised that haechan choose a music oriented career because he always seems so passionate about it but i find it super entertaining how in every fic he’s portrayed as a drama/theatre student because he just gives of those vibes so much loll 😭 ITS THE PUPPY IDOLS THAT LOVE THE ARCHITECTURE IT SEEMS.. this randomly reminds me of how jungwoo would’ve been a mechanic if it wasn’t for nct like omg WHAT. HAKDHSKSJSK YANFYANG UNSERIOUS AS HELL what do you even apply for in uni to become a race car driver lmaooo mark being journalism and creative writing is sooooo him tho like you ate that you ate that, can’t wait to see how you’ll portray him 😁 IM ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!