#and his glowing red eyes

[allastoredeer]

angel Al: *snarls*

Everyone in a 100 yard radius: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!!

When the bully becomes the bullied.

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[savanir]

DP x DC prompt [16]

Danny has been with the Wayne’s for a while now and his status as a halfa is starting to affect some things he comes in contact with a little bit.

At first he thought this only happened back in his old home in Amity Park because the ectoplasm samples were kept in the fridge, and though that does speed up the process, it turns out Danny causes the same things to happen just fine on his own. It just takes a lot longer.

This means he now occasionally has to replace or decontaminate some of his things every once in a while. and with the electronics the same applies but usually the protections that Tucker has made do the trick too.

Danny has been very careful, he never borrows anything that’s highly susceptible to ecto-contamination from the others and whenever he needs something from the kitchen he just goes to Alfred (he really doesn’t want to see how the old man might react to the coffee machine starting to act weird because of Danny). Just, the last thing Danny wants to do is inconvenience the Wayne’s by ecto-contaminating something of theirs.

It’s really only when Danny slips back into vigilante-ism that things go sideways.

And Danny really tried. His obsession is space, not heroism, so he figured he’d be fine just focussing on his education. But he kinda forgot about the fact that he just really really loves being a hero.

He loves the thrill, the danger. He loves giving a smackdown and just in general having a good fight, he loves helping people, he loves being a force of good. And yeah, he kinda also likes the praise, but nothing weird and overbearing (some people go way too far in their hero worship, but that’s a story for another day)

So after some back and forth and arguments with Bruce who, contrary to popular belief, was absolutely not thrilled that his latest traumatized kid who was being kept safe in the mansion so far now decided that no, he wants to be part of the family business too please.

Danny eventually threatens to just go out anyway without any of his help and that just gives Bruce flashbacks to the time when he had just taken Dick as his ward. Not to mention some of his other kids and… dammit.

Well then… Danny can go explain things to Jason himself once he finds out and is probably going to be mad about it, Bruce is not taking the blame this time.

So Danny (name pending, he could just go with Phantom again, but he also wouldn’t mind using something bird or bat related) gets back into the game once again! And that’s fine that’s cool. But back to the original point.

Danny figured that he would just do what he’s been doing so far with any bat gadgets as well, and maybe it would be even less of a problem cause he’s pretty sure that these things break a lot more often because of all the fights and stuff.

What Danny had not really thought about though is potential intense high emotion situations. Like for very specific example; Scarecrow taking an obsessive interest in him because of Danny’s ghostly ability to feed on fear (somewhat) and the situation getting out of hand, him getting very hurt, Batman having to carry him out of there while Danny was kinda bleeding a bit (a lot). Bruce being worried and Danny wanting to be anywhere but there anymore and-

Well, you get the point.

So, take all that and add high tech bat armor and what you get is suddenly sentient batsuit.

It actually took a bit for anyone to catch on that something was going on, but it was eventually figured out. and once that was the case Danny couldn’t really help his seemingly endless stream of apologies.

But how can anyone ever blame him for bleeding out on Bruce and the weird reanimative properties of said blood making it so Bruce’s suit can now “talk”

Bruce described it more as like a martian mind link, which would explain why only he could hear things. it’s probably only for the wearer.

It can’t move on it’s own, it needs someone to wear it. But it can sense things and react for the wearer and honestly all that alone is more than enough reason to find a way to exorcise it… if not for the whole,

“but if it’s a sentient ecto entity now we can’t just ‘kill’ it, we literally abolished the anti ecto acts just so that can’t be done anymore”

it’s probably a good thing the suit has grabbed all the ‘Batman’ and made that what it is. All the core values are there, so there isn’t going to be any risk of it killing someone at least.

Still though… what to do now?

[p1nkshield]

Superman: Are you sure this is the right spot? I mean who robs a bank in the middle of January in Gotham?

Batman: Yes I’m sure. My informant is never wro- hn?

Nightwing: Open up please I’m cold.

Batman: …

Nightwing: …

Batman: *opens cape*

Nightwing: thank you!

Superman: uh..

Red hood: Move over I’m freezing out here!

Red Robin: Nightwing get to the back! You gotta make room!

Superman: ???

Spoiler: Agent A was right! I should have taken the winter suit! Excuse me, pardon me!

Orphan: … scoot.

Signal: T-thanks, B!

Robin: Fools! The lot of you! I have a legitimate reason to seek shelter! My winter suit is in need of repairs!

Batman:*Sigh*

Superman: How were you able to all fit under there?

Red Robin from inside the cloak: Hammer space! Ow!

Nightwing from inside the cloak: Don’t joke about that!

[dreamaruu]

Hello RvBGTBQ+ community

[pcktknife]

mornin, boothill be upon ya. original screenshot 👇🏾

[sysig]

Rainbows (Patreon)

[gvaine]

i think it's actually a crime that we never saw merlin covered in blood. i am aware he can kill people without a mess but i just think we should have gotten at least one or maybe. a dozen scenes of him just absolutely splattered in blood

[lyculuscaelus]

With all these “anime screams” in 600 Strike of Epic the musical, I’d say Odysseus is getting to be good with war-cries (or if you will, a master of the war-cry). Plus the fact that he’s literally stabbing a god, using a trident to tame the god of horses?

Diomedes is suspiciously behind all this. Verily.

[mertensia]

The sleepiest guys in purgatory 💤💤💤

(Couldn’t decide on lighting for this one so you get three versions!)

[flovoid]

ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔡𝔬𝔬𝔯𝔰 𝔅𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔶, 𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔩𝔶 𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔰,

𝔒𝔥, 𝔞𝔡𝔞𝔪 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔩…

[luck-of-the-drawings]

my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

[star--bird]

AU where instead of escaping prison, Jason gets released early on parole for good behavior but has to get a job at a grocery store to make his parole officer happy. I have some other ideas for this AU, including some that tie in the Batfam, so let me know if you guys are interested.

[the-writing-mobster]

I have always been curious about what the Dreemur family looks like together in TMDG! Whether it’s when Chara was a child or the beginning of those angsty teen years will be up to you~

Ah! Such an amazing ask! Yay, an excuse to draw the Dreemurrs!

| TMDG | Dreemurr Family Portrait | Picture, Picture, smile for the picture | 💙 🔪 �� |

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I'd love to dig more into their dynamic, but unfortunately for all of us that would mean spoiling some fic lore, and we can't have that, now can we? Haha! Let's just say — momma there's a girl behind you 🫢

[taijahfern]

Dors Venabili and her blue eye shadows are very precious to me