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Grover Underwood, you will always be famous 💚
#Grover means the world to me#he’s an essential part of the trio#he’s so important#and he loves his friends#he deserves nothing but the best#and he keeps getting the worst#let him be happy!!!#grover underwood#percy jackson spoilers#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#pjotv
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News spreads fast.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#I absolutely love the contrast between JGY and JGS in this scene.#While JGS is acting as an instagator and trying to fan the flames of discontent (pulling his devious (g) strings)#JGY tries to keep a fairly neutral stance. If anything he reads like someone who's attempting to chair an unruly group project.#Honestly I think this scene does so much to show us why JGY manages to become the respectable leader he does in the future.#He's actully good at leading discussions and doesn't rise to bait. He's trying to start a productive discussion with *real facts*.#There is genuine honour in his approach and he never jumps into the emotional bandwagon.#The issue at the moment is that he doesn't have same level of authority as the contrastively *worst* sect leader does.#Jin Guangshan has a very specific agenda - to gain power by throwing anyone he deems expendable into the gutter.#The story even explicitly calls him out on not being so different from Wen Rohan multiple times.#The insidious part is that he's surrounded by people who think this is all justified.#It's all about using the 'victim' narrative to leverage justification. Which I'll get into more in upcoming comics.#(cut off text in panel one is supposed to be 'dead girls walking' but I ran out of room to make that clear. whoops!)
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seekers death spiral
#tf science cont#transformers#maccadam#skyfire#jetfire#starscream#skystar#jetstar#?#my art#something something eagles interlock talons as a courtship ritual and sometimes they get entangled together#you cant see it because jetfire's big wing is in the way but they are interlocking talons and Plummeting from the sky#they are so tragic...#also rlly funny reading your jetfire hcs and seeing “no one knows that he used to date starscream” like yeah i also wouldnt tell anyone#cybertrons worst exes#IM NOT TAGGING YOU AGAIN IM SO SORRY I KEEP POSTING FANART EVERYDAY i just love this continuity it has all my favs
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Martin is very internally in-tune and good at identifying exactly what he’s feeling and why. But he’s cagey with that information, and or at the very least, the truth/meat of those feelings. He’ll tell you, but he’ll leave the deeper meaning out, cards always close to his chest until he knows what you’re planning on doing with it. He could write a think piece on exactly what makes him tick, and he is absolutely not going to show it to you. You’ll get vulnerable Martin Blackwood, though, easy! He’ll have a deep heart to heart any day! You’ll just leave with next to nothing on him.
Meanwhile, Jon has absolutely no idea what any of his emotions mean or where they came from, but he also can’t stop himself from feeling them constantly all the time, and with no words for them, they’re just leaking all over the place. but he’s incapable of vocalizing anything, so he expresses instead through stubborn and fast actions with little to no thought or logic behind them, operating only on gut feeling, immediate reaction, and high emotionally charged choices when the chips are down. If you tried to have a heart to heart with Jon he would explode.
#it’s important to note that jon has NO idea he’s essentially spilling lighter fluid on everything#he thinks he’s getting a great grade in composure#however judging by how literally Everyone IMMEDIATLY clocks when he is tweaking tf out leads me to believe he is The Beholding’s number#one worst avatar of keeping things subtle#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#web aligned martin i love u#tma meta#the magnus archives#the magnus archives meta#jonmartin#jmart#jon posting
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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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stan ignoring mysteries and weirdness for 30 years balancing out his family's innate curiosity and being why the blind eye ignored him for that long
#truly the power of not giving a fuck#sometimes it's 'eh whatever.'#sometimes it's 'i'm not fucking dealing with this right now.'#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#guy who was completely immune to the traumatising side effects of the mind control tie#his complete lack of reaction to not being able to lie#despite being a pathological liar who desperately keeps so many secrets close to his chest#in contrast ford couldnt wait to get rid of the teeth despite trying them out of curiosity#cos people liked him even less and he admitted to speeding to the cops djdfkhfjk#stan and his inability to give a shit really makes me wanna see stan o war stories even more#both with the contrasting dynamic with ford and the entire fact that he is seeking adventure for once in decades#but he'd be damned if he wont be picky about it!!!#the guy had spent decades seeing weirdness as a nuisance at best#and being what ruined ford's life and constantly put his family in danger at worst
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if there's one thing about Lou Wilson it's that he goes above and beyond when given the option to sabotage himself and his party
#escalation from pinocchio purposefully walking into a trap to him lying about getting possessed and burning everything fabian has on adaine#'fabian loses control of a bodily function' [picks the worst one]#also i think gunnie chefs tools casino bit could be an example#looking at the stepmother#he just keeps it interesting#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#OH AND how could i forget the bad awful no good day in leviathan
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May I ask what were the best transformers media you ever saw/read?
Well Transformers Prime, Transformers 1986 and IDW comics are having the first place that’s for sure
And then the second place is kind of shared by Fall of Cybertron, Exodus, Prime wars trilogy, Robots in disguise(2001) and Transformers One.
The third place goes to G1, Animated, Earthspark, Armada, War for Cybertron Netflix series, Aligned Robots in disguise, Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts and Cyberverse because I only liked some little parts of them.
And then I also saw some of the Bay movies, Victory and Headmasters and didn’t like them at all.
Separate first place for J-Decker. It is not exactly Transformers but it is a show about giant robots and I loved it

#call me weird for placing cheap ugly shows above Earthspark and Animated#but the thing is#I have when the whole narrative revolves around human kids#*hate#I’m allergic to them#Prime wars trilogy had one of the worst face rigs I ever saw#but it also had Overlord teaming up with evil Rodimus and Megatron being funniest mf alive#Armada is straight up infuriating imma be honest#Armada is like#Au where all the weapons work only once and then just create some glitter#I actually have SO many thoughts on Armada. like. as a writer#the way they keep reusing the same plot 3000 times is borderline impressive#OH War for Cybertron from Netflix was such an experience!#It was so painfully boring and stupid sometimes#but the other times. ooooouuufff. The scene where some nameless decepticon gives Megatron a little tour to show him how him and his friends#-work so hard for the cause??? THAT SHIT HIT HARD#….also I pretty much only like the Quintesson apocalypse arc from the entire Cyberverse#Transformers Victory is fun until you actually hear them speaking#the concept of Star Saber adopting a human child and raising him and then#going to human school as his legal guardian being like ‘yeah sure I can sign all your tiny ass documents’#it’s hilarious but unfortunately all the writers of that anime were snorting cocaine because WHY all the characters talk like that#Animated was fun for me only near the end. Idk what to say. I’m not a fan of any drama centered around humans#things got interesting when Cybertronian government got involved#Earthspark is WHOLE giant topic ahahah. I liked Twitch. sometimes. I also liked Grimlock while he had voice lines. Prowl was fun.#everything else needs and essay haha I don’t wanna annoy anyone#OH I also watching Tf Cybertron right now and this shit is UGLY. they have NO RIGS. THEY HAVE ONE EXPRESSION EACH#but for some fucked up reason I love it. they got the guy named Landmine who only can have (-_-) face.#their Megatron actually respects Starscream so far and regularly gives him positive reinforcement??? I heard words ‘excellent job Starscrea#and went WAIT WHAT#Anyway. If you ask me to ramble about media you get a word tsunami. I have a lot to share
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Stan and Ford never stop playing the game of tag they started when they were still little kids.
So what if Stan got kicked out and Ford doesn’t want to see him anymore?
He can still sneak into Ford’s dorm at night, tap him and leave a post-it note on his face saying “Tag, you’re it!”
So what if Stan is currently staying in Colombian prison?
Ford can still break in during spring break and tag Stan before escaping. Stan escaping in the process was an unintended consequence.
Ford gives a big speech at his graduation?
Well, perfect opportunity to tag him while he’s distracted. The proud tears in Stan's eyes are just for show so he fits in better with the crowd.
Stan gets captured and trapped in a trunk?
What better way to tag him than when he’s all tied up. Helping him to a safe place, tending to his wounds and watching over him while he sleeps is just a way to keep the game fair. And Ford dropping his new home adress before he leaves? Purely an accident.
Stan arrives in Gravity Falls, but doesn’t immediately tag Ford. He claims he’s waiting for a good opportunity. Ford responds that he’ll just have to keep a close eye on Stan in the meantime.
It takes a long long time for Stan to finally tag Ford again, but when he does, he escapes no further than his room in the Shack.
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#they keep tabs on each other only to win their game of course#ford has a magical tracker on stan so thats how he knew he was in danger eh#in the right position to tag him!#or alternatively things turn out like in canom but stan tags ford the moment he gets thrown into the portal...#so ford finds a way to his home dimension himself just to tag stan. he wont lose this game#or imstead of punching stan for opening the portal in canon he tags him and runs away#or stan refusing to take fords hand during the zodiac? thats just him knowing ford will tag him the moment he comes to close#stan spend 30 years being IT he refuses to be it again#the worst part is stan was right#the moment he takes fords hand ford says tag youre it#really stan punching ford in that instance was so deserved
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I just know in my heart Luffy would be an impatient little kid when you go to put on makeup.
You’re just sitting at your vanity trying to do your thing, and Luffy will be sitting nearby pouting and whining about why you’re taking so long. Every time you apply a different product, he asks if you’re done yet and then whines even more when you tell him no.
He only stops whining after he watches you use contour and highlighter, but then he pivots to “Holy shit, you can shapeshift?!?” Congratulations! Your boyfriend is now wholly convinced you can shapeshift by using makeup, and he insists on sitting with you the entire time you apply it so he can watch you “shapeshift”. It blows his mind every damn time.
#you let him choose your makeup colors ONCE and that was a fucking mistake. never again.#he had you out here wearing all the colors of the rainbow in the worst possible way#it was a terrible look but he was very pleased with himself#keep your flavored lip glosses and balms away from him cuz he WILL eat them and get a tummy ache#the same goes for your soaps lotions and perfumes#he’ll eat your Posh Chocolate body wash from LUSH and be upset that it didn’t taste nearly as good as it smelled#luffy x reader#monkey d. luffy x reader#shitpost#lmfaoooo#please i love this dumbass goober so much
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The Yiling Band Tour!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen qing#wen ning#digital art#animation#This was a fun style experiment and a good lesson in 'hey you have less than a week to make this project. You cannot be a perfectionist'.#Right now - posting these slightly upgraded frames is really helping me stay motivated through the learning grind.#But progress is happening! I'm so excited to show it off when it's done!#Someone with a very discerning eye might be able to figure out what I'm doing with just this one frame. I will take the risk.#That aside; I often think about how the nature of cultivators in MDZS's world also entailed knowing about other art forms.#Meaning that Wen Qing and Wen Ning likely were good musicians and artists.#We know WWX is also good in art and music so...really...what was stopping them from forming a band?#Allow me to pitch this AU: Yiling Opera company AU. WWX and the Wen remnants form a performing trope and tour towns and cities.#Not only do they find a way to keep on the move (no home...only the road and the people around you).#But you also get to be in costume - which is a socially appropriate way to always be in disguise.#Yiling Laozu would thus be a character and/or WWX's stage name.#Would he be good at keeping it a secret? Hard to say with WWX! I think it would be a poorly-kept secret at best.#He likes to brag and show off a bit too much. This many would be either the worst or best spy.#Consider the drama of JC losing his mind over his ex-brother becoming a clown. Imagine JC Getting his ass kicked by said clown.#Imagine the delectable secret identity drama potential of Lan Wangji stumbling upon the trope's performances.#We did not get nearly enough of the secret identiy drama in MDZS canon. I need more of it.#I need that man conflicted with his feelings for the same person. I need them playing mind games with each other at all times.
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this part always gets me giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair. when wade kept asking about logan's suit saying he just wanted to bond, logan said "well then talk about something else"
he's practically showing us he's not against talking to wade at all, unlike how he wants us to believe by being so grumpy and telling him to stfu all the time.... that scene really got me going "aw he wants to bond? 🥺" in the theatre

#i think every logan craves human interaction no matter the universe he's in#but THIS one#the “worst wolverine”– alienated from his society for who knows how long#who probably gets people flinching and side-eyeing him whenever he tries to help#who gets people whispering and pointing fingers at him “that's The Wolverine” in a negative way whenever he enters a room#meets someone who can actually hold a conversation with him more than a minute#phew i can only imagine how devastatingly lonely he is#on top of his belief that he deserves to be treated like that#so of course he wants to keep talking#of course he wants to live in wade's world#of course he wants to live in the cramped space where he has to be in close proximity with other people#of course he wants to be in a part of warm and welcoming people#along with his alternate daughter who's just as lonely as he is#because he can't bear the thought of her living somewhere alone when a place where people are ready to appreciate and love them existed#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#wolverine#deadpool#logan howlett
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DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.01
You know, it's funny, I... I know you're lying. I'm just not sure who to, me or yourself.
#Daredevil Born Again#Karen Page#Matt Murdock#Daredeviledit#Karedevil#Deborah Ann Woll#Charlie Cox#Not Revolution#GIF set#Mine#ddba spoilers#Daredevil Spoilers#More of this please#There's something fascinating about people who have a lot of feelings who try and cover with small talk#and her eye roll#he can't even see it#and I love how she keeps looking away from him#she's pissed#that's such an a-hole thing to say#but he wanted a reaction#a real one#and Karen is never more honest than when she's angry at him#I want to see her life in San Fransisco. You know before she gets dragged back to NY. I'm assuming her life in SF is going to blow up#with the regular superhero/villain nonsense leaving her no reason but to return to try and help Matt and Frank sort out their sh*t#Speaking of#I want more scenes with Karen and Bullseye#I want more scenes with Karen and Frank#I want more scenes with Karen and Matt... and Karen and Matt and Frank#there's no neutral - mediating - party in the friend group anymore. I want to see all their worst instincts collide.#I love Karen but she has issues just like Matt and Frank do. And she's only slightly better at hiding them.
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just had the thought 'in the end the most important thing varric taught rook was how to make a home for, with, and in other people' and then I had to go lie down on the floor and clutch at my head in unceasing agony for a few hours, as you may well imagine. hawke and the kirkwall crew........ in the end you kind of saved the world a bit in the most characteristically indirect and chaotic of ways. not by anything in particular that you did or achieved or accomplished (lmao imagine!), but just by -- having existed, and by the love that was always there, despite it all, in all its imperfections, even when no one was saved by it in the end. you're not here right now and you're not quite haunting the narrative but I hear your voices bickering and arguing and laughing from the other room. (and so, I think, does varric. all the time.)
'did you think you mattered, hawke? did you think anything you ever did mattered?' yeah actually, varric says with da2 and keeps saying through the series. you were here. and I loved you. and as it turns out that mattered more than almost anything in the world, no matter how long it lasted or how fucked up it was at the time or what else happens, because varric manages to pass that feeling, that intangible... home, that echo of you all as you were together, that love, hopefully the best parts of it, on to someone else for them to bring with them on their journey, with their family. and maybe the world will be kinder this time. you never know. merrill's line of 'Everything affects everything. We were born, a bunch of things happened, and now we're in a mess with our friends.' varric's greatest fear of becoming his parents. even through the wreck and the ruin of the world, ghosts upon ghosts upon ghosts of love -- malcolm hawke, who we never even see, but his life touched hawke's and hawke's touched varric's and varric's touched rook's and rook is passing it on to the family they're creating. the unbroken legacy of love shines through in ways that are stronger and stranger than any magic. help
#I woke up. I opened my eyes. this insight hit me over the head like the fist of god. what the fuck. what the FUCK#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#hawke#varric tethras#dragon age 2#dragon age meta#let me live please I've barely reached consciousness I can't deal with this#the kirkwall gang.#what if they were secretly the most important people who ever existed. just because they existed. and for the love that was there#yeah you know what? that's not the worst legacy in the world is it.#da:tv really is da2 2 in some key ways. to me. one of the most da2 lovers or all time#also extremely da2 and also varric core for varric to adopt a kid (as a full adult) completely alone with hawke possibly dead#and STILL somehow manage to make it a varrichawke lovechild on some level. not romantic not platonic but something even more insane#every day varric is unbearably intimate with hawke through the narrative in ways he simply Cannot be with anyone in real life#(in ways you perhaps Should not be in real life. also. lol)#he keeps moving on no matter what b/c that's what you do. but I think varric's real home isn't even kirkwall or a place at all#it's a time. and that time is da2. or at least the story of da2 that he tells himself.#also also what about them themes around parenthood huh. I think varric in the end at least did not become his parents. thank god#trauma gets passed down. but so do other things and you have choices about what you want to leave behind#for those who come after you.#*tears streaming down my face* guess I have to go make breakfast and pretend everything is normal then. sick and twisted
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bitches don’t even say “bless you” these days they just stare at you like this
#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#my australian princess#robert chase#prodigal son#he is the worst#my posts only get notes on chase posts he really is the people’s princess#keep forgetting his first name isn’t chase.
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reflecting on seasons 3 and 4 of slow horses and i'd like to take a moment to appreciate how At Her Fucking Limit louisa guy is and for good reason. local woman who is isolated and very much alone and has just risked connecting with another person only to have that person brutally murdered now risks connecting with SECOND person only for that person to turn out to be god's least favourite court jester who keeps trying to also die on her. please give this poor lady two minutes of peace.
#gav gab#river for me i need you to go sit quietly in a safe room for a season#because if louisa has to think her favourite little guy is dead AGAIN#she cannot be held responsible for her actions#slow horses#louisa guy#river has the worst luck known to planet earth and keeps getting wrapped up in other people's dastardly plots#and machinations and whatnot and somesuch and he is the WORST PERSON#she possibly couldve picked as a best friend after losing min the way she did#alas. she did pick him. and now here he is. trying to die on her all the time.#anyways naturally that means now im writing a fic where she loses him for almost five months#and it is Fucking Horrible for her :)
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