#and he goes ‘ummm i used to play music all the time’ and i was like. yes. and i always had a headache. i just didn’t say anything

[j-esbian]

mannnnn the problem with not bringing up an issue because you don’t want to inconvenience other people. is that when you can’t deal with it anymore and you finally tell someone, they don’t believe you

[feelfreetopleasemexo]

Okay okay, so after being obsessed with a certain Mr Saturo, I had to turn from writing horror stories, to smutty fanfic....anything to satisfy my obsessed 😅

So here goes, my try at some smutty Gojo work! Please be gentle with me, it's my first time 😏

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Plot

Moved to Japan after mother married into clan.

Grew up seeing spirits and fighting them without training.

Met Gojo and Geto at sweet treat parlour.

Assumed gojo was blind because of his darkned glasses so offered to help him cross the street without realising he was with geto.

Gojo plays along.

Gojo offers to pay for me to hang out with them at a bar, get incredibly drunk together, stay at his where we have an intense night of pleasure.

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Can I ask you something kinda personal?

10, 10 and a half on a good day

What

What

Ummm, isn't it jarring for you to be blind at a packed out bar?

After my father died, my mother mourned for years. It was hard at times, considering she stopped working, and it meant I had to fend for myself from an early age, but overall I couldn't hate her for how she reacted. I couldn't even imagine losing my soul mate, let alone having to raise a child that looked exactly like him alongside making ends meet. After a few years of shit, I came home from uni and she told me after dinner that we had to move. I assumed it was because of my bad attitude at my lectures, or possibly because of debt, but as I opened my mouth to apologise, she told me she'd signed a contract, something to do with an arrange marriage, but that it meant we had to pack our things up and leave by the morning. I assumed she was lying and trying a last ditch effort to save me from the weight of bailiffs banging on our door in the morning, but I agreed and headed to my room to pack. Id given her enough grief over the years, and if it meant I got to leave that shitty school behind, I didn't care where we ended up. Seeing shit no one else can see, and having to kill said things all whilst trying to stray away from the 'psycho girl with dead daddy issues' allegations meant I wasn't exactly the happiest kid to be around most of the time, and meant that I wasn't exactly the highest achiever either.

After learning from a young age that none of my other classmates could see the monsters under their beds, or the weird disfigured creatures hanging around our teachers necks, I knew early on that I wasn't a normal kid. Years of therapist after therapist telling me I had severe trauma and that it was all in my mind, never really added up to me, especially when the apparent 'psychological apparitions' would sit on top of me and bare their teeth, cut me whenever they could, and would hold me under water as I struggled to breathe. These bastards weren't imaginary, and I had to fight for my life to get them off of me on multiple occasions. But hey, my dad died and my mum was going crazy, so you can't exactly  blame everyone for assuming I was cutting myself and making it up, right?

Morning came and as I got dressed and brought my bags downstairs to the front door, a strange man stood almost the same height of the entire doorframe, and greeted me.

"Nanami." He grabbed my bags gently but firmly from my hands and turned to walk towards his blacked out car. "This way please, miss. We'll miss our flight."

Something mildly comforting washed over me as this stern but gentle giant opened the car door for me. Inside my mother, her small purse and my childhood stuffed rabbit sat in the backseat.

"I get to ride shotgun?! Sick!" I exclaimed, never in my life had I ever gotten the chance to ride in such a fancy car, let alone upfront for everyone to see.

Pulling out of the drive, the man barely spoke. The whole journey was silent and when I asked for the radio to be put on, he didn't seem to even register that I spoke, focusing solely on driving us to our destination. I huffed and pulled my iPod from my bag, putting my headphones in i blasted my music and decided to pretend I was in sad music video for the rest of the journey. Arriving at the airport, I asked mum what we were going to do, considering we didn't have passports, to which Nanami pulled 3 passports from his left pocket and showed the front desk. Straight to a private jet, i couldnt help but smugly walk past every other person in line, declaring in a low tone, but loud enough for people to hear, 'guess we're just too good to wait.' I giggled towards my mother, who was still hanging her head low, contemplating the situation that we were going to meet when we stepped foot off the plane. I asked Nanami where we were heading, and again, he stayed silent.

"Am I just a ghost to you people? Ooooh im a ghoooooost....im gonna get'ch!" I joke to my mother,  tickling her sides abruptly. After her letting out a gentle laugh, I sprung behind Nanami and tried to tickle his sides. Hard as rock. God man this man was built like a Greek god. I won't lie, you could tell he was well trimmed from his tight fitted shirt, but it honestly felt like I was running my fingers against a brick wall.

"Please. This way." He gestured, completely unfazed.

Boarding the plane was magical, it felt like I was a celebrity! The long runway made it feel like everyone was adoring our presence, pretend paparazzi snapping pictures of our latest clothes, and I imagined waving goodbye to all my adoring fans as we were escorted to our seats. Leather recliners on a private jet? What the hell was my mum marrying into?! She was a beautiful, slender woman with bright blue eyes and long blonde hair, but even with that, surely just her looks didn't land her a millionaire, right?! I jumped into my seat and immediately laid it down in the sleeping position, to which Nanami forced it back upright and told me to behave.

"This isnt a vacation, you know that right? Your mother is sacrificing her happiness so you could join Jujitsu high school, so act with a little respect please."

Embarrassment clung to my face as I thanked my mum for her upcoming ordeal.

"Yeah, so, mums marrying some rich guy, which means I get to do some Japanese prancy dance moves right? Sounds kinda cool actually."

I smirk at Nanami, trying to break a smile from his lips.

"You actually have no idea what jujitsu is do you? Did you tell her nothing of this arranged marriage, and what her duties are to be going forward?" Nanami glared at my mother, evidently annoyed at her lack of explanation.

"I've told her she's going to a new school, and will have a new father. She'll find the rest out by herself im sure. She's resourceful enough." My mother didn't even look up from her shoes as she spoke to Nanami.

"Rest now, we arrive in 7 hours. I have business to sort." Nanami loosened his tie, disappeared off into the cockpit, leaving me and my mother to rest and contemplate our new future ahead of us.

I awoke to the plane landing on the runway and immediately looked out the window to see where the hell we were. Japan. What the fuck?! I didn't even know how to speak Japanese, how the hell was i going to go to a school here?!

"Um, mum? WHAT THE FUCK?! How am I gonna speak to anyone at the new school?! They're going to think im some dumb tourist and alienate me straight away!" I sink back into my seat, head in my hands, furious with my mother that she's dragged me half way around the world for some dick and money. Before she could even open her mouth, Nanami appeared,

"Right. We're here. Let's get you both off safely and into the car waiting for you."

"You're not driving us again? I don't think mum knows the driving laws in Japan, and certainly doesn't have a Japanese driving licence...." He put his hand out for me to stop talking.

"The driver is waiting, I'll meet back up with you later." He bowed and exited the plane, leaving us to get our bags and wonder around the airport, hoping to look for someone holding a sign that says "dipshit English tourists this way".

After exiting the plane we were greeted with a smiley young man with bright pink hair, and another slightly older man with glasses, opening a car door for us.

"Yo Im Yuji! You must be Y/N, I've heard absolutely nothing about you except your name!" He donned a sweet smile and opened his arms for an embrace. As I looked towards my mum, he pulled me into his embrace and squeezed tightly.

"You're....friendly" I say as all the air escapes my lungs, "you speak English too, what a relief! I was terrified I wouldn't understand you and you'd think I was rude!" I try my best to seem upbeat, but I was totally terrified being in a new country, a million miles away from where I was born.

"Well yeah, it's our second language duh! Plus on our way over here Saturo had told us you probably didn't speak a word of Japanese so it'd probably be more welcoming if we spoke English!"

"Saturo? Sick name by the way!" I smiled politely towards the elder gentleman next to Yuji, assuming this was him.

"You think Ijichi is Saturo?!" Yuji roared with laughter, holding his sides as fell to the floor. Ijichi let out a grin and corrected me,

"Im Ijichi, you'll meet Saturo later im sure. That man never fails to make an....interesting entrance."

After we climbed into the car, Ijichi explained to us that mum would be dropped off at the new clan residence as I was then to be dropped to Jujtisu high school straight after.

"Clan? Mum you sure you don't need me to come with you, and make sure this creep really is who he said he was?" I nervously stare at mum, who still hangs her head low.

"It's fine, I've been instructed i need to meet this clan alone first, then introduce you after you've settled in at school. I'll be fine I promise, plus Nanami is waiting for me, and Ijichi will be coming back after dropping you and Yuji at school."

"Yeah she'll be fine! It's not a scary clan, they just think western woman are hot." Yuji giggled, trying to reassure me as best he could. "Plus, I get to show off the newbie to everyone, im kinda excited to not be the newbie anymore anyway!" He leaned against me, patting me on the thigh as he said this, then realised his hand lingered for more than a split second, and immediately recoiled and flustered himself. 

"Plus, seeing Saturo's reaction to you coming a day early will be hilarious! He likes to think he knows everything, so now I know something he doesn't! This is gonna be juicy."

After what seemed like only a second of looking out at the lush cherry blossom petals dancing in the wind, we arrived at the clans residence  and mum stepped out. Ijichi escorted her to the front steps and instructed her to wait there for Nanami.

"It's an hours drive to the school, but try to make yourself comfortable and wait for my return. A woman needs a male escort for her first visitation, even in these circumstances." Mum sat on her suitcase and pulled a book from her purse, she wasn't much of a reader but I could tell she was trying to pretend she was, and wanted onlooking eyes to have a good first impression of her. As we drove to the school i instructed Yuji to teach me every Japanese swear word he knew, and what I needed to know about everyone I was about to meet.

As we stepped out of the car, Ijichi spared no time and sped away, I was kinda happy with this though, as I didn't like the idea of my mother being left alone in a strange new area all by herself.

"So here it is! The best school in Japan! Do you know how to fight btw? I never actually asked." Yuji quizzed as he put his hand behind his head and smiled.

"I know how to handle myself if that's what you mean." I smirk, taking a fighting stance.

"Good enough, let's meet everyone!" He giggled, linking my arm and walking me under the archway, toward a massive field.

"Ahem, HERE SHE IS!" He suddenly exclaimed, making every student turn and glare.

I raise a hand and wave slightly, tilting my head and smiling.

"Yoooo, I'm Y/N, nice to meet you guys."

A strange, bright red nunchuck style stick comes hurling towards me, I duck as it narrowly misses my head.

"Not bad, I guess." Maki snarls, turning her back to me.

A literal Panda comes running towards me, smiling and grinning?

"Hi hi hi hi hi" Panda exclaims, frantically greeting me. Before I can even move, he scoops me up and continues running with me, towards the middle of the open field. He drops me to my feet and takes a fighting stance, "let's see how you fight a real sorcerer."

"You expect me to fight an actual Panda....that talks?!" I question, shaking slightly but still excited at the oddity in front of me.

"Well why not? The best introductions are with actions after all, we need to know what we're working with." He immediate rushes towards me, faster than I can register, and before I know it, im upside down in the air. I spin around trying to gain my balance, but come crashing down, sliding face first along the dirt. I jump to my feet and spit grass from my mouth, then immediately rushing him and staying low to the ground, I try to swipe his large trunks from under him, but am met with him now standing behind me, again he flips me in the air as if I weigh nothing, crashing to the ground again, he appears on top of me, sitting on my back. I let out a yelp and can't believe the sheer amount of pain im feeling, to then be in his arms again.

"Sorry, too much for you? I thought they said you could fight. Apologises." He smiles, with a slightly look of concern for my spine crossing his face. He gently stands me on my feet as I swipe at his face, landing a large slap across it.

"I can, but against crappy monsters, not a literal panda, that I've never actually seen in the flesh before now." I snap, annoyed at how slow I am in comparison already.

"Cheap shot" I hear snapped from a man sulking next to Maki.

"Don't be mean Megumi " Panda retaliates, "she got me good." He says rubbing his cheek where my hand landed.

"He's just sulking because Maki bestest him, yet again. He's usually pretty alright once you get to know him." Panda says with a smirk.

"So, if we've all realised I can't fight for shit against a literal bear, my room?" I smirk, glancing at everyone to see who'll point me in the right direction.

"I got ya! We're going out for ice cream anyway, so I'll show you to your room, let you chuck your bags in there and we'll head off." Yuji says with a giggle, linking my arm again and showing me the way to the shared accommodation.

After putting my bags on the floor of the tiny room presented as mine, I turn to find Yuji leant against my doorframe, giggling at how big my suitcase is.

"It's bigger than you!" He laughs, turning his head to compare sizes,

"Easy enough to fit someone in if they annoyed me enough." I say, looking sharply at him, with a menacing smile on my face. He gulps and lets out a soft laugh, praying im joking.

"Aaaanyway, let's find the others and head out! You like ice cream? I love it, especially strawberries and cream!" He says moving out of the doorway, letting me pass him into the corridor.

"Mint has my heart, everyday." I grasp at my chest, pretending to be shot with cupids arrow. He lets out a sigh of relief, and we meet the others.

On the walk into town, I stay beside Yuji, as nice as the others seem, he's been the only one consistently not trying to break my spine, throw objects at me or staring at me with the darkest stare I could imagine, clearly trying to work me out. We arrived at a sweet little corner shop, laced with pictures of cute ice creams, mochi and iced drinks. The others walk on in as I linger behind. Yuji turns to look back at me, smiling his sweet grin, as I gesture I'll be right there. An odd feeling of being watched falls over me as I search the streets for who it could be coming from. Not finding the stare i was looking for, i glance back towards the shop and see two strikingly beautiful men coming out the front door.

The first had long, jet black hair with a thin string of hair dangling in front of his left eye. His smile seemed to illuminate the street, as his soft giggle flooded my brain. The second man, stood slightly behind him as they exited the shop, was tall, lean, with the whitest hair I'd ever seen. He donned circular glasses that glinted with the suns rays. As I pulled my arm up to shield my eyes from the glint, I felt that strange stare growing stronger.

"Oh, hello there little one." Suddenly the tall man appeared instantly behind me.

"My glasses causing you issues are they? Yeahhhh, they usually get that reaction from pretty ladies." He smirked, his smile causing me to yelp slightly, as i spin to greet him.

"Oh No no it's okay, you clearly need them, I didn't mean to offend you, im sorry. Was I in your way? I didn't realise you were visually impair..." Before I could finish my sentence he grabbed my arm, almost comically wobbling as if he didn't know where his feet were landing.

"Oh yeah, yeah, I can't see, could you help me cross this street please? My helper wondered off I think." It seemed as if he was stifling his laughter at a personal joke I wasn't in on. I heard a large sigh from directly behind me, and the man with the jet hair appeared an inch away from us.

"Is that him? I recognise that sigh anywhere....where did you go Geto? You know I can't see. He's deaf you see, what a bunch we are ey!" He started waving his arms out in front of him, trying to find the man's body,

"No im not. He's just an ass. Suguro Geto. And you are?" His annoyance at his friend instantly disappeared as he smiled at me and advanced his hand for a shake.

"Y/N. Nice to meet you too." I shake his hand and then don a bow, hoping I was doing this correctly. He laughed and pulled the white haired guy by the arm next to him,

"Say goodbye to your new friend, and let's get back to work shall we."

"We'll play again later, cya little one." The white haired man smiled, tilting his head to the side and audibly clicked his tongue, as if to mimic a wink.

"Oh, er, yeah okay, bye!" I say, completely shocked by this surprise encounter.

I walk towards the shop and am greeted with Yuji holding out a mint ice cream for me.

"Here we go! Get lost?"

"I met some hot guys, I guess, and it kinda....anyway, thanks! How much do I owe you?" I reach for my purse in my backpack,

"Oh nothing, Panda brought yours, after Yano, nearly breaking your spine like bamboo." Yuji giggled, standing slightly to the side to show Panda at the counter, apologetically smiling at me.

I lifted my ice cream towards him to show my appreciation and began to eat. On the walk back, I spoke to Yuji about my encounter with the strange men, he seemed quiet at first then let out a small giggle.

"Yeah, im sure you'll see them again. They're kinda famous around here." With that, I hear running footsteps behind us and swing round with a clenched fist, pushing yuji's head down, ready to punch whoever was trying to get a dirty shot in with his back turned.

"Oh hey there, im guessing Yuji and Y/N? You've both got distinctive voices, and seeing as im BLIND im completely guessing here. Tell me im right?" The white haired guy appeared now in front of us, and before Yuji could answer, i splutter out,

"Yes, that's us! For a blind guy you're impressively fast. And correct."

Yuji looks completely baffled by this interaction, and stares at the white haired guy for a second, before donning a massive grin and agreeing with my statement.

"These are the guys i was telling you about Yuji, the ones that stopped to chat outside the shop."

"The hot guys right? The ones that 'took your breath away' right." He smirked, giggling towards the white haired guy.

" I wouldn't say that." The jet black haired guy interrupts, as my face grew redder and redder. He walked past us and stood in front of us, next to his friend.

"I didn't...say that Yuji, and you know it." I embarrassingly stuttered, trying to hide my face behind my ice cream.

The white haired guy leans in towards my face, his lips inches from my ear, tilts his head slightly and whispers,

"You're secret safe with me little one. "

I didn't even know this level of embarrassment existed.

He stood upright and waves a wad of cash infront of me.

"This'll be enough to get you guys in tonight, and enough to get yourself something nice to wear, right?" I stared at the sheer amount of money Infront of me. Even thought I didn't quite understand the exchange rate yet, this clearly looked like a lot of money.

Yuji quickly swipes it from his hand,

"Yeah I think it'll be enough. Thanks s...erm, Mr. What time are we meeting you both?"

I stood frozen in place, were people really like this in Japan? Especially to young women they'd never met before. I grew nervous. I stood slightly behind Yuji and asked him quietly if it was alright to take this much money off a blind man, to which I was interrupted.

"Trust me, no one would dare mess with this blind guy." He giggles and leans against his friend.

"Now, meet us here at, say, 8pm?" Yuji agreed and linked my arm to lead us off, I look back and see the white haired guy looking back at me, head tilted, seemingly staring at my ass as I walk off. He falls slightly and reaches his arms out, frantically trying to find his friends body to hold onto. His friend sighs and drags him by the collar, walking in the opposite direction to us.

After arriving back at the shared accommodation, we all agreed to get ready and meet at the training field to all walk together to meet the men. After a shower, I see an outfit placed on my bed. A note on top of it read "hope this fits". A lace crop top and a small skirt with high heels hid under the note, not my usual attire at all, but I assumed Yuji had tried his best at shopping and dropped it off for me. It was a sweet idea and to my surprise he did have impeccable taste, this outfit looked expensive. Easily £300 back home, at least. Careful not to ruin the material i put the outfit on and immediately felt exposed, the lace top barely hiding my bare chest, and the skirt leaving very little to the imagination. I wasn't bending down for anyone tonight. The entire outfit complimented my figure perfectly, even down to the shoes.

"Damn im kinda hot." I say looking in the mirror, admiring how the skirt clings to my ass.

"Knock knock, im coming in, scream if you're not decent." Panda erupts into my room, nearly falling through the door, clearly having had a few drinks already.

"Can pandas drink alcohol?"

"I'd drink you under the table any day dear!" He says stumbling to his feet.

"Damn you're hot." He says, eyes wide admiring my legs.

"Eyes up here buddy," I say leaning down, meeting his eyes so they follow mine as I stand backup.

Yuji appears in the doorway, arm around megumi, pulling him close as he loudly laughs throwing his head back. Even megumi seems slightly more cheery now.

"Maki not coming?" I ask, searching for her possibly behind Yuji shoulder,

"Nah, she hates drinking, would much rather get a good nights rest and kick our asses at training tomorrow morning." Megumi huffs, looking slightly towards Yuji then down, almost annoyed.

"Alright, everyone's looking hot, let's get our asses to meet those, mystery men" Yuji exclaims, as he says mystery men he brings his shoulders up and wiggles his fingers as if to imply they're creepy ghouls from a ghost story.

We strut off in our best dressed attire, and head to the town. I have the same eerie feeling as before, that someone's watching my back, and as I turn to look over my shoulder a gust of wind howls over me, exposing my ass slightly.

"Saw that!" Panda exclaims, pointing to my ass, him and Yuji almost falling over each other as they walk. I roll my eyes and smile, hopefully tonight should be fun, I've never gotten drunk in a Japanese bar before, obviously.

We reach the now closed ice cream shop, and as I lean against the wall pulling a cigarette from my back pocket, Yuji stumbles next to me, thumping his back hard against the brick.

"You look kinda Hot yano." He hiccuped

"You've got good taste in clothes then I guess, thank you! I wouldn't even know where to look for clothes around here, let alone ones as nice as these!" I pat my pockets searching for my lighter, as a wave of confusion crosses his face. He opens his mouth,

"I didn't..."

A lighter clicks and lights the end of my cigarette,

"Here you go." The white haired man appearing infront of us suddenly.

"Oh, thanks" I say, then inhaling the flame through the cigarette.

"Impeccable aim for a blind man, yet again." I say as I try to exhale the smoke away from his face. He leans closer towards me slightly,

"That's not the only impressive thing about me." He smirks then appears next to Yuji, putting his arm around his shoulder.

"Drunk already i see? Let's see if we can finally get you laid tonight then shall we?" He walks Yuji towards an alley opposite the shop as we all follow.

"I wouldn't even know what to do, how to start." Yuji sheepishly says in a hushed tone.

"It's fine, just make sure they're ontop and you'll be fine." The white haired man giggles confidently, "Trust me."

Yuji tries to shake the embarrassed look on his face and exclaims,

"Told you we scrub up good right?"

The white haired man turning his head slightly to look behind him in my direction,

"Very." He clicks his tongue again and my cheeks grow rosy.

As we turn the corner, a sudden bustling line waited outside the club, it was strange we couldn't hear them before with how loud they all were. I put my cigarette out and flick it into the nearest cigarette bin, and turned to Yuji, who was frantically looking for the money he had put in his pocket.

"Looking for this? I hand him the large wad of cash that had fallen out of his pocket the second he leaned against the wall earlier.

" Eugh, you life saver!" He sighed with relief. I pull it back slightly before he reaches it,

"Need me to look after it?" I ask, genuinely concerned it would fall out of his pocket again instantly.

"Nah nah I got this." He puts it in his front pocket and pats it a couple of times, before laughing and running his hand through his hair.

We join the queue to get in, only to see the white haired guy waving for us to jump the queue and join him inside.

"How the hell does he do that? Are you. Sure he's blind?" I lean towards Yuji, questioning this guys speed.

"Mhm." Yuji giggles, daring to look at me as we walk towards the front doors.

Inside music thumped loudly, people dancing filled almost every inch of the place, and a bar sat almost directly to the right of the door we just entered.

"I'll grab the first round of drinks!" Panda shouts, beckoning us to him as he stands at the bar, with the waiter impatiently waiting for orders from him. After collecting our drinks, we stand at the bar, scanning for a place to sit, when the jet black haired guy appears beside us,

"Follow me up here." He leads  us up a set of slyly hidden stairs and into a vip area. The white haired guy of course sat, legs spread in the middle of a sofa, tapping his Lap for someone to take the seat. Yuji barges past me and lunges himself into the invitation, making the white haired guy throw his head back laughing,

"Not the skirt i was hoping would be sat here but im not complaining." He puts his arms around yujis waist, pulling him in, cuddling his back.

Panda sits down on the floor cross legged and pats his thigh for me to sit on it so I don't have to sit awkwardly next to megumi, who was far more drunk than he had first let on. I perch on pandas lap lightly, afraid I'd be heavy and hurt him, he laughs and pulls me closer so he can steal a sip of my drink from my straw. We laugh about the music choices, and they relay panda besting my ass in 3 seconds flat, to the two beautiful guys, now sat next to each other on the sofa, with Yuji now sitting on each outside knee of theirs in the middle.

Panda takes megumi outside to puke, and Yuji and the black haired guy go and fetch more drinks, as I sit opposite the beautiful man before me.

"Can I ask you a bit of a personal question?" I awkwardly blurt out as it feels like he's staring into my soul.

"10, 10 and a half on a good day."

"What?"

"What?" He quickly replies, smirking at me whilst taking a sip of his drink.

"Um...anyway, isn't it jarring being blind in a busy club? Im guessing your hearing is heightened, so isn't it just super loud for you?" I question, sitting slightly forward towards him so I don't have to shout so loud.

"Im used to it. Im a busy guy, and I spend most weekends here chatting to people, so you get used to it." He says, copying my leaning forward pose. The stare behind his glasses is intoxicating, even if he can't actually see me. Suddenly panda returns, helping carry the drinks. He leans over to me, muttering something about being sorry for leaving me with such a creep, and slaps my back, a little harder than I think he meant to, making me yelp at the force. I could hear the white haired man's soft voice in my ear somehow,

"Here, try this, a little more comfortable I think." And suddenly i was now sat ontop of this beautiful man's lap, i jump up and nearly flash my whole ass to him.

"I mean, that's one way to make me look I suppose," he grins, looking over the top of his glasses, exposing the brightest blue eyes I'd ever seen. Visibly impressed, he pulls me back onto his lap and whispers,

"Not bad for a blind guy ey?"

"I KNEW IT! There was no way you were actually blind, the sped, the confidence, the waltz!" I exclaimed, catching him in his lie.

"Hey, you're the one who assumed. I just never corrected you. I thought it was sweet that you wanted to take care of a stranger, especially on your first day in Japan." His cocky laugh echoed throughout my brain as he threw his head backwards, I mean cmon, how could I ever be mad at someone as charismatic as him.

Everyone erupted into a roar of laughter as I was finally clued in on the personal joke. I rolled my eyes and glanced at the jet black haired guy, who only seemed to exhale a slight laugh.

"He's usually like this with pretty girls he gets his eyes on. No one can stand in the way of Saturo Gojo, and his relentless mission to get a girls number."

"Hey! Im not that bad Geto, I can't help it when I see something i like." He sits up slightly, readjusting me on his lap as if I weigh nothing. Suddenly I feel a lump in his trousers. My back stiffens as I feel it and his hand then rests on my thigh.

"I wasn't lying about earlier, before you asked the personal question." He pressed slightly on my thigh so I could feel the lump harder against my ass.

Before I could react, he shot up, leaving me softly sink into the now warm seat he left behind, and exclaimed,

"Shots!" From behind him 2 waitresses appeared holding 4 trays of bright green shots, laying them down on the table next to us, he flashed them a hefty tip, and they both giggled to each other excitedly as they left. He divided them between us, but gave me and him an extra 2 each. We clinked and sinked them one after another, and headed for the dance floor. Now incredibly tipsy, I grabbed yujis hand and told him we had to dance to this song! As we clumsily danced opposite each other, I felt an arm around my waist. I reached to grab yujis arm in a panic, when suddenly Gojo was next to me. The hand belonging to him.

"Mind if I steal this dance?" He leaned over my shoulder towards Yuji, looked over his glasses as he directed the question to him,

"Be my guest man, she can't dance for shit anyway" he laughed spinning around and attempting to dance to the rhythm. Gojos eyes suddenly looked from the corner of his glasses back at me, and smirked a devilish grin. "Thanks."

He leads me by my waist away from Yuji into a slight clearing on the dance floor and begins to sway to the rhythm, still tightly holding one hand on my waist. Flustered, I decide to close my eyes and embrace this man's clear interest in me, far too drunk to actually care, and begin swaying my hips to the music. After a few minutes of dancing, I suddenly bump into the wall behind me, unaware that we'd even moved this close to the stairwell, and began laughing drunkly at myself. I open my eyes fully and see Gojo smirking at me, extremely close to my face now. Looking up at him, embarrassed, I look down and giggle. He places a finger under my chin to meet his gaze again, as he looks at me over the top of his glasses yet again. He places his hand on the wall behind my head and leans in, putting his lips inches away from mine so I can feel his hot breath on me, he whispers,

"Let's see that new room of yours then shall we?"

I scoff and lean closer to him, our lips barely touching as I whisper back at him,

"You. Wish." I duct out from under his arm and grab the lower half of his shirt and pull him backwards towards the dance floor. Soaking wet but trying my best to hide this fact, he spins and pulls me closer to him, lifting my thigh up so our pelvises are touching each other, I feel the lump again.

"Must I beg? It's been many years since a girls turned down my advances, but hell, I like the chase. Easy girls are boring, I can tell you're a feisty one." He growls lowly in my ear as he pulls me closer, if that was even possible. I giggle and lean my head up to meet his ear,

"Show me why I'd even bother risking my safety with a pretty boy like you? I can tell you always get what you want, and where's the fun in that?"

He smirks as I pull my mouth away from his ear, and reaches his hand to the base of my neck, keeping me from pulling away too far, tightening his other grip on my thigh.

"My beds definitely comfier anyway, plus my rooms far enough away from everyone else's, they might not be able to hear you screaming, at least at the beginning anyway." He pulls me closer to him, pressing his glass lips against mine. Such a soft yet passionate kiss from him, I expected more restraint from my end, but god damn was he beautiful, and those eyes, they could make anyone crumble, like im sure they had multiple times in the past.

As he pulled away, I felt myself following him, not wanting to leave it at just one kiss, he laughed with a low tone and loosened his grip on my thigh, letting it lower, whilst also letting go on the base on my neck. The hand that was holding my thigh playfully grazed the front of my skirt,

"I knew it, let's hope there's not a wet patch on the front of my best trousers now, ey," I shyly hide my face and prayed no one would notice if I had soaked his trousers from this quick embrace, he tucked my hair behind my ear and leant down again,

"Show me your room." Less flirty now, it sounded more strict, but still low and sultry, I nodded as he grabbed my hand.

As he lead me through the crowd, he pulled his other hand up to signal to Geto and panda that we were leaving. I could hear panda laughing and wolf  whistling our way, and I swore I heard Getos predictable sigh from across the dance floor, still up in the vip room.

"He's always so jealous when I try to leave early without him." Gojo jokes, still leading me behind him as we make our way outside and towards the ice cream shop.

"Bit of a ladies man are you?" I quiz, jealousy leaking from my lips as I say it.

"I get a lot of attention yes, and who wouldn't like that? Pretty girls dancing around me, makes me feel important." He admits, laughing like it's not at all off putting to his current endeavour.

"Hmm." I mumble to myself. Hearing me, he slows his pace and tightens the grip on my hand slightly,

"I don't fuck a lot of people though...being the strongest sorcerer has its downfalls...you make a lot more enemies than friends, and girls only see the money and the eyes, they don't actually listen to what I say, or care to know who I actually am." He sounded hurt, but quickly dawns a smile on his face,

"But I can tell you're different. You offered to help me, regardless of who I was, and seemed shocked when I waved that money in your face earlier."

"You were testing me?" I abruptly stop. Drunk me had a habit of starting arguments, which usually lead to what was meant to be a one night stand, turning into me kicking their ass because they insult me.

"He stops too, slightly infront of me, and as I pull my hand away he follows it, letting it go though.

"I suppose...a test of character, not of sexual compatibility I assure you, little thing." He looks back at me,

"Plus, I didn't even know if you wanted me like that, who am I to assume you wanted me the way I wanted you?" His smile turns to a smirk as he fixes his glasses up his nose.

"Yeah, like you knew you wanted me the first time you saw me. That's some romance novel shit. If you just wanna fuck then say it! We're not kids, just be upfront, I don't mind as long as I know it's just that." I drunkenly stumble ahead of him, leading my way back to the school, in the direction I think it is. He grabs my arm, gently but with enough pressure to stop me.

"It's not just a fuck, I promise you that. Don't get me wrong, I'm one hell of a tease, as I'm sure you've already gathered, but I do genuinely like your mind. From what little I've seen of it. I'm intrigued by you, Y/N." A strange sense of calm came over me when he said this, then suddenly a sharp twang of worry.

"MOVE!" I scream, pushing him out of the way. A bullet came hurdling towards us, and just as I winced, bracing for impact, it stopped, an inch infront of my left breast, then fell to the floor. I looked down to see where it had hit me, assuming the drunken adrenaline was hiding the pain from me, but nothing. No blood, no wound, just the bullet on the floor Infront of my feet. I look back up to see a darkened shadow fall towards the floor, then crashing into the sweet little shops windows, shattering it, and glass flying across the street. I frantically looked to where I had pushed Gojo, but he was nowhere to be seen. I suddenly look up and see him dusting himself off, emerging from the dust cloud in the middle of the road, and drunkenly stumble slightly before waving at me from the near distance.

I stumbled back and fell to the floor on my ass, unsure of if it was because of the sheer shock of seeing him now Infront of me apparently having hit that shadow, or if the drink really had buckled my legs, and I was far more drunk than I thought. He slowly walked towards me, much closer than he just was, offering out a hand to me.

"I haven't even touched you yet and your legs have already buckled." He cheekily said, pulling me to my feet.

"What the fuck just happened? The bullet? The glass?" I searched around to see if the shadow had emerged from the shops windows, but found nothing.

"See what I mean, more enemies than friends. Now, let's get back to the school before anyone else tries to stop me from seeing how you taste."

After getting to the school, I started to walk towards where my room was, in-between yuji and megumis, when he stopped me.

" I think my room might be better, don't you think? Hearing those drunk bastards stumbling home isn't exactly the relaxing atmosphere I want after a night like this." He gestures for us to go right instead of left, and up a flight of stairs. I roll my eyes, pretending to be unhappy about this situation but reluctantly agree. He pauses at the stairs entrance and let's me walk ahead of him.

"I would say you're such a gentleman, but it's clearly to see my ass in this skirt yuji brought me, isn't it..." Before I finished, looking back at him as I spoke, a pang of jealousy struck his face.

''yuji? You think itadori brought you that outfit?!" He erupted into a laugh, throwing his head back, nearly causing his glasses to fall from his face. "No, Yuji didn't buy you that. If yuji had brought you anything, it would've been a wash cloth with his stupid face printing onto it somehow. I brought it for you." His glasses glinted in the slither of light erupting from the window next to us, as he held my gaze.

"Oh, you...you did? Well, I guess....thanks! It fits nicely doesn't it."

"Mhm. Very nicely." He smirks, tilting his head slightly to peak an upshot look under my skirt.

"Fuck off,"  I giggle as I now walk up the impossible stairs sideways, "you're too tall to see up it anyway, especially with those glasses on. What are you, 8ft tall or what?!"

"6 foot 3 and a half." He corrects, proudly adding the half measure in there.

"Oh wow okay, I'm 5 foot 9 and thought I was tall, then bam, this pretty white haired angel comes and kicks my ass back down to earth." I stumbled slightly as we ascended the stairs, but he grabs my waist and corrects me so I don't fall face first onto the concrete steps.

" You're pretty tall for a woman, especially in Japan, it was nice to not have to crouch quite so low down when I'm talking to someone." He mutters, still clinging to my waist, stumbling slightly himself.

"You don't have to crouch for me, I like a tall man. My eyes look best when they're doe-y looking up at someone anyway, apparently."

"I know... Anyway, this is my room." It was the only room on the floor, and after what seemed like an eternity of climbing those stairs, he appeared now Infront of me, and grabbed my hand, leaded me to his door.

As soon as we entered his room, I stumbled to the bed and immediately flopped face first onto it. I was met with the softest mattress and duvet I had ever felt. Drunk or not, this bed swallowed me whole, and I gladly let it. He giggled, pulling my skirt slightly down so my ass was no longer exposed and headed to the bathroom.

"I'm gonna shower quick, feel free to get comfy, I have some spare oversized t-shirts and boxers in the draw if you need anything." I could hear the smile on his face, and him linger slightly longer to make sure I wasn't passed out. Without moving my head from being facedown, I propped up a  thumbs up and a small 'mmhmm' mumbled from my mouth.

After hearing him in the shower, I decided to find the clothes he mentioned and began rummaging in his top draw. I didn't expect to find multiple pairs of glasses all neatly stacked, multiple blindfolds pressed and folded, and what was this? Bright red rope? This dude is into some cool shit. After searching the rest of the draws and finally finding the outfit he described, I start to get changed. As I removed my top and skirt, standing there in nothing but my pants and my high heels, I stumble to the floor, laughing at myself. I hear him close to shower door as I scrambled for the t shirt I had laid out.

"Wait wait wait wait, I'm half naked in here. It straight up looks like a porno scene right now, don't come in!" I hear him laugh from behind the closed door,

"Now why would you entice me with such a prettily painted scene like that, then ask me to stay away, hmm?" I hear his hand rattle the doorknob as I pull the shirt over my head, and clamber for the boxers that now laid under his bed. I jumped to try find them, but didn't hear the door open.

"Just let me know when I can come in, okay?" He lowly giggled. I appreciated the gesture, not many men would have actually waited like that, drunk or not.

"You can cum in anytime Mr Gojo." I quietly mumble to myself as I pulled the boxers on and climbed into his bed,

"Ready." I muster, sitting patiently in his bed, like a kid waiting for their bedtime story.

"I heard that." He says, opening the door, standing there in nothing but a low hanging towel. I mean cmon, could he be anymore enticing?! The towel barely covering his manhood, I could see every inch of his body, and every curve of his abs. I quickly look away, cheeks flushing pink as I tried to pretend I didn't want to stare.

"You can look, I'm not shy." He says as I hear the towel hit the floor. I keep my eyes transfixed on the window opposite the bathroom door, barely making out his figure as it frosted over with the steam from the shower. Bastard steam blocking my view.

"No no, you gave me privacy, it's only fair I give you the same respect." I gulp, mustering some form of respectful tone.

"Good girl." He whispers, then immediately laughing.

"I'm sorry, I can't be sexy when I'm drunk. I tried okay." He flops into the bed and snuggles himself under the duvet, still completely naked.

"Did you want me to sleep on the floor, or?" Still rosy cheeked, I darent catch his gaze, because if I did, I'd jump straight ontop of him, and his perfectly sculpted body.

"You're allowed to look at me yano, I'm all covered up now." He smiles, moving slightly closer to me. I tense up feeling him move, and he backs away.

"Look who's shy now. You can sleep wherever you want to, as long as you're comfortable, im happy." He says, putting one hand behind his head.

"I can't look at you, because if I did, I think we'd both regret it in the morning."

"I regret nothing, life only gives us lessons to learn from and we move on. Who's saying you'd regret it though? I can assure you that you wouldn't. If that's what you wanted to do anyway." I could feel his icy stare beaming at the back of my head, waiting eagerly for me to face him.

"I know what I'm like, one sniff and I'm obsessed. I couldn't do that to someone like you, you probably have more than enough fangirls following you around, you don't need another, especially at school."

He sits up slightly, leaning his head towards me, taking his glasses off and flinging them to his side.

"Id gladly have you obsess over me. That way it wouldn't be one sided anymore, right?"

He places a finger under my chin and pulls my face towards his. My eyes closed tightly shut and making a stupid, scrunched up face, I muster

"Trust me Gojo, you don't want a girl like me lusting after a guy like you. No one else would get a look in. Id kick their ass for even walking in your general direction." I feel his breath once again an inch from my lips,

"And who says I haven't been waiting for someone like that, my entire life?"

His glass lips almost touching mine, I unscrew my face and lean further towards him, teasing him with my tongue lightly touching his lips.

"You sure you want this manic falling in love with you? I see weird shit no one else sees, yano. I'm crazy. Bat shit."

"My kinda girl." He mutters as his hand cradles my face. He pulls me into him as we embrace in a passion kiss, I sink my body slowly down the bed, as he slowly pulls me under him slightly. I put my hand on his bare chest, and push him away after easily the hottest kiss of my life.

"So what's with your top draw ey? Blind folds, rope, you're a kinky guy I'm guessing?" I giggle, raising an eyebrow as I lose myself in his gaze.

"The glasses and blindfolds are to protect my eyes, my abilities are excruciatingly exhausting, so it's nice to take a break now and then, it helps with keeping the girls in check too, cause if I flashed these pretty blues at everyone, who knows who'd fall in love with me then?" He proudly explains, before I can answer he pulls me closer.

"And yes. The rope is to tie pretty girls like you up when they don't do as they're told."

"Prove it." I retaliate. I'd never actually been tied up properly before, and you just know this man knows how to do it. Without moving from leaning over me, he reaches into his top draw and pulls out the bright red rope.

"So, you're looking to disobey me then are you?" He growls, not averting his intense gaze from me.

"If that's what it takes." I smile back, holding the stare. I slowly lift my body up so I'm holding myself up with my arms slightly behind me, and he follows this pace and backs up slowly too, still extremely close to me. I suddenly feel my arms pulled tightly together behind my back, as he holds the gaze. They're being tied behind my back, my wrists and now my arms being draped in what I'm assuming is the beautiful red rope. Soft yet restraining, I couldn't break free from the knot he had already created.

He pulled back slightly from me, exposing himself as the duvet fell away,

"Now this doesn't look quite right does it. Can I?"

He points to my T-shirt, I nod at him and as he reaches for it he stops.

"Say it. Say you want me to rip your clothes off."

"Technically YOUR clothes, but yes, I want you to." I smirk.

A soft laugh makes it way out of his mouth.

"Say. It. I need to hear the words come from your mouth, so I know you really want to do this."

"Rip this shirt to shreds." I order.

An enormous grin spreads across his face, before reaching into the top draw once again.

"Hang on, let me put this on first." He ties the blindfold over his eyes, covering the beautiful blue hues from my vision.

"Wait, not that it doesn't look hot as hell, I wanna see you. All of you." He stops, almost confused at this request.

"You don't wanna see the blindfold? Everyone goes crazy for it usually in the street, I assumed it would work for you..."

"I'm not here to see the everyday Gojo am I? I'm here to see the real you. So if it makes you comfortable, wear it, if not, leave it back in the draw." He seems genuinely taken back by this, it's almost as if I can see him cry slightly whilst he flashes a sweet little smile.

"Fine. The real Saturo Gojo? I hope you're ready. I'll make you eat those words. After I eat you of course."

He flings the blindfold onto the floor and pulls me by my hips down the bed slightly, so I'm laying on my tied hands, almost flat on my back. I try to squeeze my legs together, but nothing seemed to stop this force of nature opening them to reveal his prize.

Suddenly a loud knock on the door startles us.

"Um CAN YOU FUCK OFF PLEASE? I'm kind of in the middle of a late night snack here, I would greatly appreciate it if you CAME BACK IN THE MORNING." He snapped, id only ever heard his flirtatious voice up until now, but something even more lustful arose in me as I heard him aggressively shout at the door.

"Yeah, er, sorry Turo, it's just, megumi is crying on the floor again about how he lost to Maki earlier and I can't lift his dead weight up. He's blocking Y/Ns door and I dunno if she's come back yet, so I don't want her tripping over him, or worse, being stuck outside listening to his rambles. Can you lend a hand please? I'll buy you more snacks in the morning. She's so cute, I couldn't live with myself if I let her listen to his shit all night...."  Yuji drunkenly explains, clearly leaning on the door, as his voice sounded muffled, as if pressed against the doorframe.

Gojo hangs his head low and lets out an annoyed sigh.

"Please excuse me. I've gotta go deal with these rejects real quick, then I'll be back to ravish you, okay?" He grabs his trousers and flings them on, whilst I'm still stuck in this compromising position. Before opening the door to Yuji's continued rambles about how cute I looked in my outfit, he comes back to fling the duvet over me, kisses me lightly in-between the eyes on my forehead and lets out a low growl, before chomping his teeth at me and smiling.

He opens the door and slams it behind him, as gently as his annoyance would allow. I hear him telling Yuji off for ruining his night, as they both descend the stairs. After a few moments, I hear another door slam and then almost immediately his door fling open and closed again.

"Ahem. Hello dear I'm home!" He cheerfully exclaims as I giggle to myself under the duvet.

"Can I sit up a sec, my arms are numb." I request, to which he darkens his eyes and lets out a simple "No." Whilst locking his door.

He undoes his trousers with one hand and pulls the duvet off with the other, as he then begins his ascent to his long awaited prize.

"It's like the universe is begging me to savour this moment before I taste you, teasing me until the last second, I swear." He growls, again maintaining constant intense eye contact. I widen my legs offering myself up as a sacrifice to his godly touch, as I hear him whisper,

"Finally. A snack worth savouring."

As he begins to trace my clit with his tongue over the boxers. I arch my back and beg for him to rip them off, as he places a hand on my stomach, forcing me back down to the bed.

"Don't move until I tell you to." He instructs. I listen and try to restrict my movements, but even with this thin layer of fabric separating his hot tongue from my pulsing body, I swear I could cum already, just from his light flickering.

A small whimper escapes my mouth, entangled with a 'please' as I try to move my body back to his retracted tongue.

"I told you not to move."

Before I could open my eyes, I was then flung around so I was laying on my stomach, with his hands pulling my hips up so my ass was in the air. He slowly pulls the boxers down and starts squeezing my ass. He then starts scratching down my back with one hand, and using the other to reach underneath me, to trace the opening of my vagina. I hear him pull his hand away and slurp at the flavour running down his fingers.

"Definitely worth savouring, that's for sure. You're my new favourite snack. And just to want you, I like to eat sweet treats at least three times a day." He licks his fingers then slowly thrusts them into me, starting with one, he realizes quickly that he might not actually even fit inside of me.

"Tight little thing arent you, I'm going to have to stretch you before you can even think about taking me. Now let's try two fingers shall we?"

He begins sliding his middle finger in and out of me, slowly at first, savouring each thrust like it was a personal reward for being so good. Getting faster as he hears my soft moans, I beg him to put himself inside me.

"P.p.p.please just fuck me. Please. I have never once wanted someone so badly. Please show me the real Saturo Gojo, don't make me beg anymore....please." I pant, never having wanted something so much in my life.

"You sound so pitiful, begging for me. Think you're ready? I can barely fit two fingers inside of you and you think youre ready for this?" He rubs the head at my entrance and I shiver in anticipation. I try to arch myself back onto him as he grabs a fist full of my hair and pulls my head up slightly. He leans over me, whispering in my ear, still teasing me with his throbbing head.

"What did I say about moving?"

He thrusts himself inside of me, only partly at first, then when he sees how easily he glides into me, thrusts harder again, fully entering me. I let out a sharp gasp as he fills me entirely, as he pushes my head back into the pillow, forcing it to stay there. I hear him let out a deep moan as he starts to slowly thrust himself in and out of me. I fully succumb to euphoria and feel my eyes start to roll into the back of my head.

Keeping the pace slow, he's clearly savouring every thrust as if it's his last, but as I started to moan louder and longer, he starts to pick up the pace and releases his grasp on my hair. Both hands now  on my hips and forcefully pulling me backwards and forwards, creating deeper and faster thrusts, I whimper out that I'm cumming.

"Already?" He giggles, "well, lets keep a count of them shall we?"

Waves of pleasure engulf me, as he gets faster and faster, pulling fully out before he thrusts harder each time he enters back into me.

"5, or is that 6 now? 7. 8." I hear him counting the times I cum, my body quivering at each thrust, his voice almost sounds like it's fading away as another wave of pleasure washes over me.

"I'm...I'm...gonna...."

"Don't you dare pass out on me, Y/N." He stops, thrusting deeply inside of me, as he pulls my head up for air from being buried in the pillow.

"I don't like my snacks being unresponsive. I like to hear every moan you have to offer. Every whimper. Let's finish this up now shall we?" He kisses my ear lobe before forcing my head back down. Scratching all down my back, he begins forcefully thrusting into me, keeping a fast but consistent rhythm this time. I can hear all the drips of my cum hitting the bed as he pounds against my ass, before finally feeling him swell, and let out a loud moan, as he cums deep inside me. Three or four intense thrusts later, I can feel his hot cum filling me up, as he lets out a small exhausted laugh and flops next to me. As he falls, I feel my hands and arms become loose from the rope restraints, and I fall to my stomach much like he does next to me.

Panting and trying desperately to catch his breath, we both glance at each other with half open eyes and share an intimate giggle before returning to our desperate attempts to regain a normal breathing pattern. After a few seconds I feel him rubbing my back, with the lightest touch.

"I'm sorry about these, I get kind of carried away when I lose control. They'll disappear in a few days don't worry." He lightly traces the half crescent moons his fingernails have left down my back. I shudder at his touch as goosebumps cover my body.

"You're gonna need to throw these sheets away." I say through exhausted pants.

"I never liked them anyway, but I might just keep them. A souvenir for the woman who bestest Gojo at his own game."

I glance over at him confused for a second.

"I never fuck on the first date, especially not like that. I gave you my a game after all." He smirks, looking over at me as he places his hand behind his head and taps on his chest, gesturing for me to cuddle up to him. I cuddle up closer and lay my head on his fast rising and falling chest and let out a big sigh.

"Happy now?" He asks, looking down at me.

"I've had better." I murmur through a big grin, trying not to pass out.

"I guess I'll just have to try again in the morning then." He grasps a handful of my hair again, forcing me to look up at him, as he gently kisses my nose and lets go, letting me fall back down onto his chest. As I hear his giggle fade off into the distance, I don't think my first 24 hours in Japan have been all too bad, all things considered. Now, how to approach the guys in the morning, after there being no way in hell they didn't hear any of that.

[pricetagofficial]

get to know your moots

Thanks for the tag, @restwellsoon! divider by @/cafekitsune

what's the origin of your blog title?

In highschool I would often think what my handle on things would be if I ever got famous, and I adored One Direction. Niall's handle on twitter was niallofficial, so I did that but with a play on my name instead and used official.

OTP(s) + shipname

Ummm honestly, Percabeth.

favorite color

Orange (shocker its not like my blog is a giant hazard cone)

favorite game

Kingdom Hearts, hands down. But I also have a stong love for the Final Fantasy games, the Arkham games, and lego games.

song stuck in your head

APT by Rose and Bruno Mars, and Pink Pony Club by Chappel Roan.

weirdest habit/trait?

I have double jointed thumbs so I will frequently pop them in and out of place as a tick.

hobbies:

Writing, drawing, reading, crocheting

if you work, what's your profession?

Currently a student

if you could have any job you wish what would it be?

Paleontologist

something you're good at:

Making people laugh, I also have really good people skills, especially with kids. I also always try to be understanding and see the good in people, even when they may not deserve it.

something you're bad at:

Being patient, driving (im scared shitless), schedules

something you love:

Laughing until I cant breathe with my brother and sisters

something you could talk about for hours off the cuff:

Name any hyper fixation of mine, Jurassic Park, Marvel, DC, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Disney

something you hate:

Chronic illness. I have celiacs disease, so I can't eat anything with gluten in it. If my body didn't react as violently as it does, I'd say fuck this diet and eat whatever. But it's like the exorcist, my body wants it out so bad sooooo hard pass.

something you collect:

Uhhhhh, everything. I have buttons, lanyards, pops, dolls, books, small animal trinkets, rubber ducks, mugs, legos, random assortment of nerdy jewelry, figures, the lost goes on.

something you forget:

To eat.

what's your love language?

I honestly dont feel like I fit into just one of these. I've got no idea.

favorite movie/show:

Finding Nemo/Agent Carter

favorite food:

Beef Stroganoff

favorite animal:

peacocks?

what were you like as a child?

Not much different than I am now, just a little more trusting but still stubborn and feisty as hell.

favorite subject at school?

History or music,

least favorite subject?

Math, doesnt matter if I was good at it.

what's your best character trait?

I've been told that I'm a trusting person, and that people feel safe around me.

what's your worst character trait?

I'm too nice at times.

if you could change any detail of your day right now what would it be?

School would be done, and my ideas would be written out in a nice organized way.

if you could travel in time who would you like to meet?

J.R.R. Tolkein. I just wanna pick the man's brain, see how he did it.

recommend one of your favorite fanfics (spread the love!):

Touch Starved by Envysparkler

This is one that I go back to to read all the time. I highly recommend anything by Envysparkler, if you enjoy batfamily gen fics. This one is just so good, and special to me because Dick is a character I hold close to my heart.

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I wanna be your endgame by @yuujispinkhair

This is a hockey player! sukuna x reader fic, and this series made me want to find a hot hockey player and make them fall in love with me. Winter is amazing, and I lover her and her writing so much.

i tag @yuujispinkhair @strawberrystepmom @history-be-written @loafingdragon (no pressure obviously)

[theflyingfeeling]

it's my day off and I have already had one formal phone call and I'm now waiting for my new desk chair to be ready for pickup and I had an exhaustive day yesterday hosting vaalikahvit for five adults, one toddler and two dogs, so may I pleeeeaaaaaasssseeee get to fuck around and imagine blorbo nonsense and draft an AU fic I'll never write because I still haven't made that sideblog for this kinda shit instead of doing anything useful?? 😩🙏

so today I'm thinking of a no-band-AU semi-inspired by this post I made a week ago

in which Olli and Aleksi have recently moved in together in their new fancy house and they're so happy and in love and having a lot of sex (yes this is an important plot detail 🥰)

(spoiler alert: there is no plot. not even a little bit (hence I won't be writing this))

their relationship had a controversial start because they were still dating other people when they fell in love

Joonas is pining for Joel who's in a toxic on/off relationship with Samy

Joel may be struggling with something else too idk haven't decided, but Joonas is there for him always and he loves Joel so so much

as for Tommi and Niko: maybe Tommi and Olli used to be an item at some point, although he's not the one Olli broke up with to be with Aleksi

and maybe Joonas and Niko had something going on but Niko ended it because he saw how in love with Joel Joonas was

so Niko and Tommi have lots of deep discussions about whether it's weird for Tommi to see Olli with Aleksi (not really because it's been a while and he can see how happy Olli is now (way happier than he was with his previous partner))

and about how it is for Niko to see Joonas suffering so much because of Joel (it's hard but there's not much niko can do about it is there)

and yeah they end up spending the night together at some point 👀 they decide to keep it casual and low-key though so they tell no one

eventually it becomes maybe a little more than just friends hooking up but they're still sorta chill about it and it feels very natural (for Tommi it's better than the random one-night-stands he's been having and for Niko it's definitely better than worrying about Joonas all time time)

and yeah, as it is a non-band-AU I've also given some thought to what they all could be doing instead of being in a band (which is my favourite part of non-band-AUs hehe)

first of all, Tommi is a paramedic because I recently re-watched this old interview in which they all tell the what they'd be doing for a living if they weren't musicians in a band and that's Tommi's answer

ngl it would be kinda funny if I gave everyone the occupation they mention in the video but I think 'gravedigger' for Niko would be a tad too gloomy for the purposes of this AU lol, so he's a writer. a struggling one maybe, but still, and he spends a lot of time in his head (very in-character I knoooooooww <3)

Olli is a graphic designer at a... ummm... a place where graphic designers work? idk just some company, he works from home a lot (so that he can have sex with his bf during his breaks)

Aleksi is still a producer, has a fancy-ass studio in the house. Robin is one of the artists he works with, because of course he is

Olli and Aleksi secretly want to ask Robin if he'd be up for a threesome but he's a literal puppy and oblivious and they don't know how to bring it up lol

and maybe Johnny's Aleksi's co-producer and they also fantasize about having threesome with him 😂 sorry yes they are very horny and kinky in this AU

not sure what Joel and Joonas could be doing, but I like to imagine them as co-workers in some kinda music business or whatever. maybe they're also roommates, just to make it extra painful for Joonas 😭 and maybe Joel is a musician on the side (plays covers at bars etc.), because I simply can't imagine him another career than music

(Joonas goes to see his every single gig, sometimes without Joel knowing it)

a random "scene" I've thought of includes Niko and Joonas coming over to test the new sauna at the Matela-Kaunisvesi residence, but because Niko and Joonas feel awkward having sauna together, they end up mixing the pairs and so we have Aleksi and Niko having deep discussions in the sauna and Joonas and Olli talking about sex while waiting for their turn lol (they've been friends since forever and maybe had some experiments together when they were teens so it's very natural for them)

but yeah, the reason why I'm not writing this AU is because I have no clear plot for it 😔 but honestly? sometimes it's fun just creating these AUs and characters in my head 🥺

I wish I could write all these ideas into actual stories but I'm scared of biting off more than I can chew, so I intimidate and overwhelm myself from even giving it a fair try 😭

so that's it pretty much! if anyone wants to help me figure out an actual story idea out of this, you know where to find me 👋

next I think I'm gonna go keep on procrastinating by creating Olli & Aleksi's fancy-ass house on The Sims 4 byeeeeeee

[sl-newsie]

My Review of Livesies

Really Jack? You chose this face? You look both angry and confused! 👆

Set: understandable, considering that it’s confined to a stage. Favorite set piece is probably the famous newsstand that they get their picture taken from.

Music: why the new lyrics? The old ones were just fine! Why the electric guitar?

Crutchy acts more naive, why so dumb? ‘You wanna bust yer odda leg too?’ Yes Cruchy, why?

Yeah Jack, you’re totally 17 Jeremy 😑

Everyone’s accent: good, Jeremy’s accent: x100

So Jack goes from wanting a family to roping Crutchy into a fantasy life out west and then he completely abandons him later?

In 92sies it focuses on Jack and him interacting with the other Newsies, whereas here it’s Jack wanting to get away so badly that it’s all he literally talks about.  

Race and Albert: both handsome and annoying

Albert steals Race’s cigar, so what they just forgot about Snipeshooter?

‘Bath time at the zoo?’ so I guess ‘we got woik to do’ just wasn’t good enough and they had to write something completely bonkers?

Right away: enter a bunch-a newsies that I don’t know and never get a chance to see their characters play out because they’re moving too fast. They completely erased some of the original characters and wrote in new ones that make me miss the old ones!

Romeo: is actually a character that sticks with me because he’s given personality

Enter Katherine: I just don’t like her. I never liked how Kara Lindsay portrayed her and always think she looks mad, confused, and dazed. 🤷‍♀️

Jack, if you’re so keen on leaving then why are you flirting with Katherine? You’re digging yourself into this!

In the dvd version they cut the ‘smile that spreads like butter,’ which I always wondered why.

I’m seeing all these newsies and don’t know who half of them are!

Elmer: introduced by nuns, another character I actually remember

LUV the added acro tricks!!!

I think it’s clear now why Jack’s not dancing. Good way to hide it, Jeremy!

‘What is that unpleasant aroma?’- Max did it better!  

Race briefly mentions betting Jack against the Delancys and then never mentions gambling again. I guess half his original character is nothing?

Applause for the clean scene changes! 👏

Seriously Race what is this face? 👇

Race flirts with Weasel rather than gamble? Preposterous!

Enter Davey and Les- ‘I’m new too!’  I can tell that’s gonna get annoying…

Davey just wants his papes and nervously tries to escape the other newsies while Les is already introducing them and is already chummy with Jack

Les knows an awful lot about wages for a 10-year-old

Les in 92sies: shy, cute, innocent, curious Livesies Les: obnoxious, loud, cocky, hyper

Romeo and Albert on Pulitzer’s desk during the scene change is surprisingly funny

Hannah is so good!!! I don’t know why they emphasize on Katherine struggling to make it through work when Hannah already shows that a woman can get a good career.

Pulitzer is even more cocky, brash, and egotistical than Robert Duvall’s portrayal. Historically Pulitzer wasn’t that mean to the newsies.

‘Shave me too close and you could cut my throat.’ Sweeney Todd reference? 🪒

Hannah: ‘We don’t sell papers, newsies sell papers.’ Ummm Jack? Your line is ‘headlines don’t sell papes, newsies sell papes.’ Ya missed it! 🗞️

Pulitzer: Yes, 6-year-olds need to work harder let’s charge them more and they’ll thank me later.

I wonder if the dance choreographers just sat down and thought: ok, we need to think of every dance stunt that can be done with a newsboy hat and newspaper bag.

Davey and Les are bantering and then Les runs up- oh yeah, you’re still annoying.

Why is Jack so shaken up about hearing about Davey and Les’ folks? Other newsies got folks, so it ain’t like he’s never heard it before.

‘Come home with us!’ ‘Mom’s a great cook!’ All are potential suggestions for Jack to go meet the Jacobs, but no! Sarah apparently doesn’t even exist! The original story is about Jack seeing how happy the Jacobs family is and wanting a family too, but instead he’s an angry painter who just wants to leave without second thoughts.

Why does Snyder just taunt ‘Kelly!’ before he starts chasing him? You don’t call out and say you’re gonna attack before you attack!

Davey and Jack talk about the Refuge and then it’s never mentioned again after Crutchy gets taken. In the movie Jack goes and tries to break him out but Crutchy refuses. Here we got Jack not wanting anything to do with the Refuge even after Crutchy gets locked up!

Medda? Medda is on fire! I still luv her character in this, especially her feather hat! 💜💗

‘No kids allowed in the theatre!’ and yet she encourages Les to look at the Bowery Beauties for ‘educational’ purposes?

Les stares at the Beauties as if he’s never seen a girl before. He’s enthralled by their costumes and then Davey just waves it off

‘Where better to escape trouble than a theatre?’ truer words were never spoken, Miss Medda! 🎭

Jack is all like: screw being a cowboy, I’m a painter! 🤠🧑‍🎨

‘You’re on!’ ‘I am? How’m I doing?’ Nice way to break the 4th wall, Medda!

That’s Rich compared to Lovey Dovey Baby is hard because Anne Margaret’s performance is more dreamy and soft

Ok gotta say that Les and Davey’s faces poking out is very cute

Am I the only one who’s disappointed that we never get to see the full Bowery Beauties act?

‘Twice in one day! Think it’s fate?’ No, Jack. You’re stalking this poor girl!

Katherine just begs Jack to leave the box, whereas Sarah would just punch an intruder in the face. 👊

Never Planned On You, ummm why? First Jack wants to go to Santa Fe, then he likes Katherine after a 2-minute conversation? ‘Til I find someone new,’ umm how many girls have you dated, Jackie boy? In 92sies he never even mentions this kind of stuff.

In the next scene change whoever the newsies with no shirt on is, they are obviously trying to take away from 92sies Mush’s shirtless scene and I will not stand for it!

So now Race’s only personality trait is that he luvs cigars more than his mom? 🚬  

‘LET THE MAN WORK IT OUT!’ Okayyyy it’s confirmed Les has anger issues

Everybody talks about how Crutchy’s smile spreads like butter, but when I see Ben Cook’s smile all I see is a ray of sunshine 😄

‘You need membership.’ ‘Whattya call these guys?’  👋

Why is Jack president when Davey is doing all the talking?

The World Will Know is an introduction to Jeremy’s angry Jack, which conflicts with Christian Bale’s daydreamer Jack and Corey Cott’s sad Jack. In all honesty, angry Jack can get scary!

Again, why the electric guitar? 🎸

How does losing a shoe have to do with this song? 👞

So the scene after Jack, Davey, and Les walk into Pulitzer’s doors and then we get a shot of the newsies behinds, um… did they just give half the fansies what they wanted?  

‘...HE’S GONNA BE BEG’N FOR AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE ME, YOU GOT THAT?!’ Jeez, calm down, Les! 😧

I do like how they made Jacobi’s like a newsies meeting place, I don’t know why it just fits

And behold, the reason behind why I know what a seltzer is! Thanks, Albert! 🥛

Tommy Boy, Finch, Buttons… this would be a lot more convincing if I knew who each newsie was!

‘But that Spot Colon gets me a little jittery.’ Oh yes, in the brief moments we see him in this musical we definitely get that vibe. Not! Spot’s barely in this!

Oh yay, Katherine’s back. And she still sounds confused and awkward, which I guess makes sense since she’s in a different atmosphere but after a while it gets annoying.

Ok right off the bat Katherine and Jack already have a toxic relationship because they are constantly fighting! They look like they wanna kill each other!

Now Jack’s all whiny and I don’t like it! The original Jack would not whine about a girl.

I always skip Watch What Happens because it’s just Katherine worrying. Again, I stand by my opinion of not liking Katherine. Where’s Denton? They could've had Katherine be his apprentice or something instead of just deleting him altogether!

I hear Watch What Happens and all I can think of is how much longer until I can hear Davey sing about how the poor guy’s head is spinning?

Ummm… WHERE’S BROOKLYN? There’s NO BROOKLYN? THEY TOOK MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE AND CUT IT TO JUST ‘OH YEAH BY THE WAY WE WENT TO BROOKLYN,’ AND THAT’S IT?! No. No. NO! I will NOT stand for this! 😡

Les: ‘Are we doing the right thing?’ I donno kid, you seemed pretty confident yesterday. What happened?

Race: ‘That’s great! That’s pitiful.’ Race would never say that about Crutchy.

Gotta admit that the trio part of Davey, Jack, and Crutchy singing Seize the Day is pretty cool

Aaaaand angry Jack’s back. While the other newsies look hopeful Jack looks like he could commit murder. Whis is he always angry? 😳

I don’t know why but Davey standing on a pile of newspapers is hilarious! 😁

Ok finally time to start a swear count: bastards, asses, Hell… sheesh this show’s got ‘such language!’

Uh why the awkward stomping? Just let Jeremy get offstage without the stomping so i can watch more twirling Sky and Ben?

Yeeesssss!!! Dancing on newspapers? BRILLIANT! I luv this part so much! 📰

Honestly not gonna lie if I was in the crowd I would be fighting to the death for one of the papes they throw out

Ha! I caught the spot of Race kicking himself in the face!!!

Seeing all these jumps, flips, and twirls is making me tired… God they must’ve been exhausted!

In the original, Jack wanted everyone out safely. But here I guess Jack wants to intentionally start a fight?

Why is Les being rolled around in a barrel? Then he sticks his head out, it’s like c’mon is this a cartoon?

Uh, Jack? CRUTCHY’S BEING BEATEN HELPLESS AND YOU’RE JUST WATCHING?! But it’s ok you’re gonna go sing about how mad you are and how you wanna leave so I guess it’s fine. ‘Save my best friend? Hell no let me abandon all the newsies!’ said Jack never!

Jack, you called Crutchy a ‘dumb crip?’ How could you do that?!

‘No more running, no more lying.’ Um, what have you been lying about? In the original, Jack lied about his parents and his name. Here Jack’s never called Francis Sullivan and he comes right out and says he’s got no folks. So what’s all this lying talk about?

Ahh! Please, no more angry Jack! I’d appreciate Jeremy’s performance and emotion if he didn’t look like has was gonna kill me!

Alright, Act 2… Where’s Jack? Oh right, instead of being in King of New York he’s sukling.

‘Jack don’t run from no fight!’ Apparently he does, since he’s working to buy a train ticket.

Here it comes… ‘erster.’ People either like it or hate it, I don’t mind it. Guess it adds to Race’s character since gambling’s out the window? ♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏

Whoa whoa whoa! Only Race can sing ‘a permanent box at the Sheepshead Races!’ Duh!

They replaced Spot’s porcelain tub with a sandwich? A sandwich?!

Thank you, Ben Cook, for gracing us with your sensational tap dancing!

Ok stop adding new lyrics and just skip to the tap dancing, please!

Never once did I ever think newsies would shout ‘spoon fight!’

The way Davey jabs ‘That’s it?’ at Katherine is priceless!

Just imagine the director looking at the cast and saying ‘now during scene changes the audience can’t be bored, so I need you to stall ‘em,’ and then the cast does a bunch-a random dance moves across the stage and the director says ‘perfect!’

Greetings from the Refuge is ok I guess, but I still wished Jack would actually try to get Crutchy out!

When I see Andrew’s messy hair I just picture him messing it up as the total opposite of keeping it nice-looking. Don’t know why, it’s just funny

‘Protect one anodda,’ Sure Crutchy, I’ll tell them before I run off to Santa Fe.

Even Medda points out how chicken Jack is!  

It’s so cute how Davey perks up about being above the fold!

Les, please abstain from telling us about your date. It’s just annoying. ✋

Katherine: ‘You look like Hell.’ Heathers reference? ‘I just got back.’ ❤️💚💛💙

‘This go west young man routine is getting old.’ Is manifest destiny a joke to you, Kath?

More toxic relationship stuff, how is Jatherine a thing again?

‘The pooooor guy’s head is spinning!’ Yeeeessss! 🤣

‘And I’ve got a date!’ Shut up, Les.

Uh-oh, Katherine’s in trouble.

Jack Kelly, not Francis Sullivan? Are we just gonna go along with that?

Katherine, Pulitzer’s daughter? Why? Seriously what does that add?

Finally, the highlight of the show: Brooklyn’s Here! I really like how they added in this song! Brooklyn Bridge and all! Brooklyn gets their own ‘uniform,’ plus the fact that my crush on Spot Colon will rage on forever. I luv this song!

Um, where’s Smalls? Only she can sing ‘So’s tha Bronx!’

Sad that Spot makes this big entrance and then just stands intimidatingly in the background.

I like how Spot just casually waltzes up and then realizes ‘hey Jack, thanks for wasting my time!’ and then goes all murder-face on him!

Gee thanks Katherine for invading my penthouse and snooping through my drawings only to yell at me more.

Katherine’s scared to hit Jack and instead kisses him, but Sarah would never hesitate to soak a guy in the face!

So wait Jack goes to keep kissing Katherine and she backs out, even though she started it?

‘What if they came to newsies square?’ Where’s that, Kath? No one’s ever talked about that until now.

Jack points out dead-on that they need to talk about their relationship issues and Katherine just laughs.

O-K, I do NOT do sappy luv songs so let’s just skip Something To Believe In…

‘It’s good to have you back again!’ ‘Shut up!’ Gee really appreciative Jack, especially after you literally just betrayed everybody!

Darcy? Bill? Who? How are these guys just thrown in?  

Once And For All… Pretty good… Ooh! Spot’s back! 😄

Wow that paper-tossing routine must’ve taken a while to perfect!

Again, why the electric guitar? It’s 1899 not 1959!

Spot why are you up there with Jack? You’ve barely said a word why are you suddenly involved?

I’m a Teddy Roosevelt fan so of course I ain’t gonna complain about him  👍

Hannah’s discrete clapping is so funny!

I do appreciate how they kept the historically accurate deal the newsies made with Pulitzer. In 92sies they just say ‘we beat ‘em!’ and then leave it at that.

Wow Albert looks cute without his hat  

And we now get the famous shot of dazed Race staring off into space

Wait a minute so now after winning the strike, finding a girlfriend, and getting Crutchy back Jack still wants to leave?

Enough mushy talk, give me dancing newsies!

It’s funny how Jeremy tries to fit in with the others’ dancing right before bows

Wow. Just… wow. That’s a lotta stunts!

Nice bell-kick, Jeremy! Gotta mozie along with the music! 😆

[valentinos-corner]

Hihii Valentino!!

Lol indeed I do!!! It's quite the household for sure XD also I can confirm I am indeed doing okay *thumbs up*, thank you for checking in XD I think being born into a big family just makes it work, and so I'm just used to it at this point; It's a lot of work, but 'tis very rewarding

Also I get that, tomorrow was tiring for me too; I hope you'll get some good rest tonight!

Oooo good question! I think I might have to go with either crepes or snow crab for my favourite food of all time :D I really like crepes 'cause they're so tasty and versatile, and snow crab is just a delicious food on my taste palette

How about you, what's your favourite food :0?

Also! I have prepared a story for you tonight mwahaha >:3 /silly

Okay so I can't believe I haven't told this story yet, but here goes:

So leading up to this last halloween, I was beginning to learn what it feels like to be a heavy procrastinator, and so, come Halloween, I didn't have a costume D: but I did! however! have this very wonderful trench coat that I borrowed from my dad (stole? inherited pre-mortem? who knows XD it's his but I use it the most lol), and he also owns two very delightful guy fawkes masks; And as I needed a costume so I could escort my little brother around the neighbourhood, my brain put two and two together, and I ended up just walking around the neighbourhood in a trench coat, with a guy fawkes mask on, while playing a ukulele (<- that's where this halloween gets even more interesting)

I walked around, we trick-or-treated, and it was a jolly old time! and when we got back, I initiated a plan that I had been formulating for a good amount of time by then :0 the idea was that I would sit on the roof above our front door and play guitar for the trick-or-treaters :D

and that was an absolute blast — I sat up there for a good while, and, as it wasn't too cold at all (thankfully!), I enjoyed myself a ton! got to play my music for all the people to enjoy ^^

So yea! that's the story of how playing music on the roof is gonna become a halloween tradition for me! I may even try and lock in on the accordion and play that next year :0 I would need to find a fitting outfit though...

Alrightyy, it do be that time again; Thank you for chatting, and I hope you're doing well today! I'm so grateful for you, and I hope you get to sleep very well tonight ^^ Bye for now, talk to you tomorrow!!

hhiiii

my favorite food is mac n cheese :D I really like cheese and I looove pasta (<unfortunate for me because something in pasta makes my nose runny but it's worth it)

I've only had crepes like. once. but two of the most wholesome scenes in any anime ever involved crepes and I remember them tasting really good so 👍

ummm

hmmmm

what's Your favorite animal? ::D

[queenofapeacefuldawn]

-since Aiden and Aru are "unhelpful" (likely to tell Mini) Rudy goes to one of his classmates to ask out Mini. The conversation goes as follows:

R: "I mean, my parents are fine with me being friends with that whole... group, but my kind and them have had beef for a long, long time. The beef was kind of resolved a couple years back but there's also the general public to think about—"

C: Who the fuck is your girlfriend?!?!?!

- Everyone notices how he has a weird fascination with even the most mundane of things. Staplers, paperclips, smart boards.

"Did you not have that stuff when being homeschooled?"

"Ummm.... no"

- They also notice how he's extremely rich??? Like he doesn't flaunt his wealth to make others feel bad, he just threatens to use his money at any inconvenience. Why the hell does the new kid, Aiden Acharya's brother, have so much money?

- The students can't confirm or deny, but they did see him staring down a pigeon for a good 2 minutes before the pigeon walked away and he audibly breathed a sigh of relief

- He's really good in music class, and has an excellent control over music but his playing sucks ass. (I know this isn't really related to the cult thing, sorry)

- That. Tattoo. Why the hell does he have a tattoo at a place where teachers can see? Doesn't he know that he's violating the dress code? He swears it's a birthmark but what kind of birthmark looks like snake scales?

- He might be goofy but there's a strange vibe around him. Just in general. It increases when he's upset or angry. Bird divebombed him? A witness swore they saw his birthmark shift. Teacher was being kind of racist to him and Aiden? Someone said that his eyes didn't look normal brown anymore.

- this all makes the students convinced that yes, he was part of a cult, but he wasn't the one who helped in ritually sacrificing people... what if he WAS the sacrifice?

- Aiden scoffed in their faces. Aru had the urge to add fuel to the fire before realising it could implicate her. And, also, Arielle, Poppy, and Burton were the ones spreading the rumors.

Between Rudy seemingly having a weird green neck tattoo and not knowing shit about American history, what if the kids at Aru and Aiden's school thought he was raised in some cult before coming to live with Aiden?

Please add some headcanons guys

[channiesdelululand]

제발

Part 1 Bang Chan x reader 

NSFW Part 1 Includes: Preluding to sexual acts, cursing

Part 2 will Include: Rough sex, breath play, choking, begging, degrading kink, orgasm denial, edging, oral giving and receiving, marking, aftercare, cursing

벗어나기 위해 몸부림쳐 봐야 HOLYSHIT! Okay you’ve seen the music video a thousand times but now live in front of you?! The way this man moves, the way those leather pants and cut off shirt leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. How can I even focus on the music when all I can focus is the way the sweat rolls down the back of his neck. The curling of his lip as he sings the chorus. I never thought words could sound so sexual until I heard him growl 걸. 

Shit.. How did the song end already?? The whole crowd is silent. Nows my y/n moment, just go for it. Kana looks over at you and laughs because she sees the panic of feral Y/N, she nods in agreement you should do it. She says “Quick yell it!” Your best friend knows you all to well! Its not like you haven’t talked a big game about wanting to shout at 찬 the one phrase he has cheekly deemed okay. Here goes! “찬 제발!!” Most of the members on stage hear you and stop goofing around to look at their leader who at first seems caught off guard. What really is 30 seconds in reality feels like an eternity as 찬 is now looking right at you.. .No into your soul. You can’t tell what his expression means but you feel a jolt of excitement coming from those beautiful eyes of his. They are all laughing on stage as he lifts up his hand in a Darth Vader using the force type of way and says well since you asked so nicely and mimics pushing you back. He does his adorable giggle and then the show continues on to the next song. Lord does this boy have a real hold on your heart.

Kana is shooting daggers  as you almost pass out. Oh my god did I just live out my fantasy?! Both of you giggle and squeal that your time to shine had come. Not thinking a whole lot more of it because the next song was on and it was time to go back to feening over the boys! 

Walking back into the hotel it feels so surreal. Feet are throbbing, your arm is DEAD from swinging the lightstick all night, but your heart is so full! As you reminisce the past 4 hours of your life a man wearing a black hoodie with the hood up grabs your hand and places something inside. As quick as it happened he was gone disappearing among the guest of the bar spilling into the lobby. Kana walks in right after and notices you frozen in your tracks. “What’s up babe?… Y/N you okay?”

“Yeah, no umm somebody just handed me this.” You hold up what you now realize is a room key with a small note. Are you going crazy? As you start to tell your best friend what just happened it hits you… That frame, the jaw line, the nose… And is that the lingering scent of Versace? No, there’s no way… 

“Y/N if you don’t speak I swear to God..”

“Sorry, ummm this guy just handed me this”

“Well, what’s it say?” 

You unfold the small note and read, in his unmistakable hand writing, “Meet me in room 1997 in 30 minutes. Don’t keep me waiting. -C” 

“Kana, okay don’t think I’m crazy but I think… umm well  I am certain that is 찬”

Your best friend has heard you say some pretty delulu shit before but this was insane. An idol wants you to meet him in his room?! Theres no way! Before Kana can check to see if you have some sort of concussion your phone dings. Its bubble, but more importantly its 방 찬.. “Better hurry 😏”. 

“Okay, okay maybe I believe you… I mean he did have a hold on you during the concert. Oh my God he is going to have stayville in a whirlwind with that message. Here’s what we do FaceTime me from your phone until he answers the door just to double check. You know getting murdered would really put a damper on this vacation.”

“Hahahah I’d hate to make you lose me to a stranger. Wait I’m sweaty and gross. Oh but I did shave!”

“Y/N, GO! That man is waiting for you. Just you know text me at some point to let me know you’re okay and what you know, how he looks.”

“Shut the fuck up K!” You are both laughing it up as you head to the elevator. You part ways as you are going to the top floor… 

An empty hallway but a head full of thoughts… There’s no way this is happening right? You finally reach the door. Do you knock? You have the room key? Shit Kana didn’t FaceTime me. Am I about to die? You put the key to the door and as the light turns green the door opens before you can open it yourself and there he is. Christopher Bang smirking at you. “Took you long enough, Princess.” Before you could respond he already has a very firm grasp on your waist as he brings you inside the room with a swift movement the door is slammed shut by the force of him pinning you against it. “This is what you wanted right? You asked so nicely I wanted to reward such good behavior.” 

[lokisprettygirl]

Hello!! Can I please request a oneshot where reader catches loki dancing [cutely or provocatively your choice] and he gets embarrassed thinking she'll make fun of him like people on asgard did, when they found out he liked to dance saying it's girly but reader starts to dance with him and encourages him as well so he gets really happy . 😃❤❤

Ahh this was so cute. Dancer loki makes me so giddy 😭🥺💚 This is very short so I hope you still enjoy it.

Dancer Loki x Female reader

"Can you get my oaf brother, you're the only one allowed to enter his chamber" Thor said to you so you rolled your eyes.

"Ofcourse I will and he's not an oaf, you're an oaf" Thor smiled at the clap back and you made your way towards Loki's room. Avengers were having their weekly movie night and you have been dating Loki for just a month now. Earlier he used to avoid such gatherings, he preferred staying in his room, reading his books as he said but ever since you two revealed your feelings for each other, he goes wherever you want him to as long as you stay by his side.

When you reached his room, you could hear the faint sound of music coming from his room so you knocked on the door but he didn't open it. For security purposes every room in the tower could only open with a certain code from outside. And you knew the code to his room, you could still hear the music so you waited, then you called him on his phone and he didn't answer that either. You finally decided to use the code and enter his room, you weren't expecting to see what you did.

The music was loud, he had his back turned towards you and he was dancing his heart out to the song Smooth criminal by Michael Jackson. He was wearing a black t-shirt with a matching sweatpant. He had a dance tutorial video on YouTube playing on his tv and he was trying to learn the steps the guys were doing in the video. You leaned yourself against the doorway and watched him move and dance, he would smile and cheer himself whenever he'd get a step right. He's so adorable you heart felt full.

You always knew he could move, he'd dance with you whenever you took him to clubs and parties, you just didn't know that he loved dancing this much. You didn't know all this time, that's what he was doing when he said he was reading in his room. 

When he spinned around for a step, he saw you standing there and lost his balance, which made him land straight on his ass. He turned the music off instantly and his tv too by using magic, he was panting heavily and just stared at you all wide eyed so you walked over to him and gave him your hand so he could get up 

"Are you okay baby??" You asked him as you pecked him on the lips softly and he just kept staring at you. His cheeks flushed from embarrassment.

"Uhh I was just…ummm don't.. please don't tell anyone" he teared up so he looked down and it broke your heart to see him so sad all of a sudden.

"Hey what's wrong, I'm sorry I didn't mean to intrude like this, I was knocking and–" he placed his head down on your shoulder as you were speaking so you wrapped him in your arms protectively.

"What baby? What's wrong, sugar?" You asked him softly and you heard him sniffing.

"I don't want you to make fun of me" 

He mumbled meekly so you pulled his head up and kissed his forehead.

"I would never do that sweetheart, why would I do that?" you asked him so he looked at you with his green doe eyes 

"On Asgard, Fandral once caught me dancing and he spread it like wildfire. Everyone made fun of me for it, called me a princess for having such interests and what not. But I always liked moving like this and when I came here, there's so many different forms of dancing, limitless and I just want to learn it all but I don't.. everyone would make fun of me and that's why I do it here..I'm sorry you had to see that" he told you, his voice sounded so sad, you just wanted to hug him and comfort him.

"Oh baby, nobody will make fun of you here okay and I definitely won't make fun of you no matter what you choose to do, especially if it's making you happy. I love dancing and you can learn everything you want here okay, dancing isn't made for one gender, anyone can do it and you're so good at it. I was watching you in awe throughout, you have the inherent natural talent for it loki. Not everyone have that" you tried to cheer him up so he nodded but he still seemed sullen so you turned his tv on and played the song Ain't no mountain high enough

"Have you heard this song before?" You asked him as you grabbed his hands in yours and he shook his head, a small smile graced his lips as you started moving along to the rhythm of the beats.

If you need me, call me,

No matter where you are

No matter how far,

You placed your hands on his chest and wrapped his arms around your waist, you giggled as you moved your legs and he caught up quickly and moved along with you because he's just a natural one.

Cause baby, there ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough,

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you, baby

You placed one of your hands on his and the other one on his shoulders as you both hopped and swayed from left to right. Both of you giggling and laughing as you felt the endorphins rushing through your veins.

Oh no darling,

No wind, no rain

No winters cold can stop me baby

No, no baby,

'Cause you are my love

If you ever in trouble, I'll be there on the double

Just send for me, oh baby

He picked you up by your waist and pulled you up in the air as he spinned around with you. You smiled as he put you down, he seemed happy again and that's how you always wanted to see him. As you wrapped your arms around his neck, he swayed with you slowly as the chorus hit and played in the background. 

Don't you know that there ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough,

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you, baby

"I love you Loki" you teared up and he dipped you down quickly, when he pulled you up your lips met with his and he placed his hand at the back of your head as he kissed you softly.

"I love you princess" He whispered and you started dancing with him, lost in his little world. Unaware of the eyes watching you two. 

"I have to go.. cry now" Thor said to Natasha. When you two didn't make it to the living room, they came looking so they could start the movie.

"It's the cutest thing ever isn't it" Thor smiled as he heard Nat.

His brother was finally accepted like he should have always been. Like he wanted to.They both closed the door slowly and left you two dancing in each other's arms.

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you, baby

[thismaydestroyme]

Making out with h after the show to calm him down

author's note: i’m so sorry it took me forever to write this. i literally just saw this. i hope you like it.

word count: 1658

All day Harry has been too jolly. He’s happy the majority of the time, but today is a whole different level of happiness. You were worried after the first night of Chicago that Harry would be sad or feel disparaged after everyone in the pit were holding signs that said, “Justice for TBSL.” Harry knew all of his fans including you would want him to sing that song. However, you were wrong because he woke up feeling happy and jazzy.

**

You’re in Harry’s backstage room preparing for his show tonight. He’s set to be on stage in 15 minutes. Harry demanded you should be in his room with him before he goes on stage because he told you it helps him with his anxiety. Of course you couldn’t say no to him. He’s Harry fuckin’ Styles for christ sake.

“I have a surprise for youuuu.” Harry said all smirky. You’re on his lap with your legs around him so you too can be face to face.

“A surprise for mommy? I should’ve known. You were a bit cherry today.” You said giving him a quick peck on his lips. He shakes his head because he disapproves how quick the kiss was. You raised your eyebrows to signify he needs to stop his mini fit. Harry leans over to have his forehead on yours. You shake your head a little bit, not enough to detach his forehead from yours.

“You’re being a tease.” He whispered. Harry loves having this moment with you before he has to go on stage. He loves performing. The stage is where he feels he can truly connect with his fans and interact with them. Deep down you feel that’s the only reason why he makes music. Sometimes it’s for him but overall it’s for them. It's for them to interpret their own feelings and emotions. Harry is just there to guide them. Harry is their vacuum.

“How am I being teased? You just told me you have a surprise for me, but you’re not telling me.” You said nudging his head back so he can look at you. Harry opens his eyes and just stares at you. He gives you a toothy grin.

“It’s a surprise baby.”

**

Harry is prancing around the stage with a rainbow boa around his neck. He looks like a goddess. A fan threw Harry a sunglasses which reminded you of Elton John because how could you not think of Elton when you see glasses like that. Harry puts the sunglasses on and the stadium started to loose their fucking shit. Harry grins at the fans reaction. You knew that would boost Harry fuckin’ ego. Fucker.

Harry took the boa off his neck and gave it to a fan which they all started fighting for.

“Relax. Relax. There’s more where that came from.” Harry said to the microphone and that made everyone scream. You brought your hands to your ears. You regretted not taking the headphone Harry told you to wear. You thought you could handle it, but these Chicago shows are on a whole different level. These Chicago fans are menace.

The band starts to play and that prompts you to bring your hands down from your ears. You know that sound from anywhere because that’s one of your favorite songs off this album. You didn’t believe it because Harry was serious about not playing this song on tour.

“Don't blame me for falling. I was just a little boy.” Harry looked in your direction and gave you a wink and went back to serenading the crowd. You feel the entire stadium shake beneath your feet. Was this Harry's surprise? To sing “To be so lonely?” You stepped forward to have a better fucking look at your man who’s still wearing that bedazzled sunglasses. Harry is swaying his hips back and forth giving the people what they wanted and giving them a front row ticket to “Horntown Harry.”

You arrogant son of a bitch.

**

After Harry kissed his fans goodbye he ran backstage full speed. You decide to meet him back in his room. You got there first, surprisingly because you’re wearing your Doc boots and you’re starting to feel blisters starting to form. At this point you’re practically waddling. Harry burst in the room finding you in front of his makeup vanity.

“Baby.” Harry said out of breath.

You push yourself off from the vanity and walk towards him. “Mmmh was that my surprise baby?” You said finally in reach where you can push back his loose curls that came undone during his performance.

“Yeah. Did you like it mommy?” He whispered, pushing his face against your hand.

“Mommy liked it very much. So did your fans.” You said grabbing his chins so he can look directly in your eyes. You look down and you see he’s getting a hard on. “Is my baby horny?” You grip his chin harder. He let out a groan and nodded his head. “Baby, I need words.”

“Yes mommy. I need you.” He said and you could tell he’s entering his subspace. You rather him not slip into that headspace because you guys will be leaving this venue in twenty minutes and when Harry enters that space. He hits fucking hard. “Well baby. I think you should lock that door so I can take care of you. Don’t you agree?” You pout rubbing the small area of his chin.

“Yes.”

“Yes to whom?”

“Yes mommy.” Harry whimpered.

“That’s my good boy. Go lock the door.” Harry bolted from your gasp so he could lock the door. You turn around to walk to the small couch that’s across from the door. You spread your legs open. Harry looks at you and you notice that he licked his lips.

“Don’t be shy. Come sit on mommy’s lap.” You pat your hand on your thigh. Harry immediately walks over to you. He spreads his legs so he his legs are on either side of you. You place your hands on his waist rubbing small circles with your thumbs.

“Have I been good?” Harry whispered looking at you with his green doe eyes. You lick your lip and let out a sigh. You love seeing Harry like this. Knowing that you’re the only one who gets to see him in this way. He’s your own personal fucktoy.

“Oh baby, you've been so good to me. You’ve been so good that I believe you deserve a treat.” You said. Harry perked up and you could see all the excitement in his eyes.

“Really?”

“Yes really,” You giggled. It’s like his own version of Christmas day. Being able to pick his own toys out. “What would you like, baby?” You said leaning forward to plant a kiss on his neck. Harry lets out a soft moan. Harry leans his head back so you can have more room to assault his neck. You made sure you left some marks on his neck. You realize Harry didn’t say anything so you stopped.

“Mommy. Why did you stop?” Harry whined.

“Because you didn’t answer my question baby.” You gave him a smirk still rubbing on his waist.

“Ummm…” Harry is trying to think of something. You can see wheels turning in his head, and you couldn’t help but to get excited.

“I want you to use your vibrator on me like you did last week. I came so hard just by the vibrator on my balls. Can we do that again?” Harry said all excitedly.

You couldn’t help but smile at your pretty boy. “Of course we can, darling. But can you give mommy a kiss?” You pouted. Harry grabs the back of your hair and pushes you forwards. You both moan out loving the taste of each other’s mouths. You feel his tongue trancing the bottom of your lip waiting for you to let him in. When you let him in he consumes your mouth. All you could taste from was his minty gum he was chewing before he got on stage. Harry starts to grind on you so you remove your hands from his waist so you can grope that ass he’s been flauting the entire night. The kiss got so heated and you too couldn’t get enough from each other.

Harry’s hands are now on your back and he unclasped your bra. He went under your bra wires so he could squeeze that voluptuous double D’s you took pride in,

“Mommy I nee-”

“We leave in five mintuies.” Jeff shouted while he was banging on the door. Harry got scared and hid his face between your neck. You toss your head back and annoyed how Jeff basically cock blcoked you. You remember Harry is still in his subspace so you remove your hands from his ass and bring it to his back so you gently rub his back.

“It’s okay baby. It was Jeff.” You whispered, still staring at the tile on the ceiling.

You feel something wet on your neck and before you could even question it you hear Harry sniffling. “Baby are you okay? Talk to me.” You try forcing Harry to look at you but he wouldn’t budge so you went back to soothing him, rubbing his back up and down. You both were silent hoping Harry would come back to you.

After a couple of minutes Harry moves his face from your neck and stares at you. You noticed that his eyes are red and there’s some streaks of tears on his face. “Are you okay bubs? What’s wrong?” You whispered, having your hand on his cheeks soothing his heated face.

“I just miss you. We can’t play anymore.” He sniffled rubbing his achy eyes with his hand.

“Honey, I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere. Never. We can always play. We can play some more when we get back to our hotel.” You said still soothing his face.

“Promise?” Harry whispered.

“I promise.”

[bellewintersroe]

Hi!! I was wondering if I could have a BoB ship?

I’m pale, sort of auburn-blonde, green grey eyed, 5’6” and fairly slender but with big boobs and hips.

I'm very passionate, always smiling, empathetic, sarcastic, smart, and easy going. I hide behind my humor so people can’t get too close, and I overcompensate my shyness by talking to everyone, so no one believes I really am. I’m riddled with anxiety and massively self critical and can be stubborn and proud. But I try to always put others first, and I like to challenge myself. I’m fiercely loyal once I let someone get close to me. I’m a nurse, and I’ve been told that instead of being like “work wife,” I’m “work jester” because I just go around trying to make everyone laugh.

I love animals, especially dogs (I have 9, plus 1 geriatric cat and 8 chickens). I also love learning about anything and everything; I spend a lot of free time listening to lectures or watching documentaries. I’m an avid traveler and reader. Music is very important to me, and I listen to just about every genre from every era. Drawing and painting are my catharsis, but I love doing anything creative.

Thank you in advance! 🦊

Thank you for your request, sorry for the long wait!!! <3

I ship you with… Don Malarkey!!

Ahhhhh I was so torn on your request of who you’d match better? I definitely went for the more tender hearted, lovable, less in your face kinda guys????

When you mentioned how you used humour as a defence mechanism and also your selfless nature, I definitely leant towards Malarkey.

When you mentioned how you used humour as a defence mechanism and also your selfless nature, I definitely leant towards Malarkey.

I think Malarkey would definitely think you’re absolutely beautiful when he first lays eyes on you, let’s say somebody introduces you to one another and he goes all soft and shy??? He’s usually very playful, and maybe he is around your other friends, but around you he gets all nervous and a little awkward. It’s cute though.

lovesssss your hair, he thinks it’s such a unique and stunning colour that his eyes fixate on your fingers whenever they run through it.

Because you’re empathetic I think you could spot Malarkey’s shyness from a mile off, however because you’re so laid back and alwayssssss smiling it puts him right at ease.

adores your smile OMG, the two of you are grinning like Cheshire cats when you’re around each other and everybody can see what’s going on between the two of you.

I think you’d start out as besties who are secretly pining for one another and then one day (maybe after a couple of drinks) he kisses you and you’re shocked- he’s shocked too- but everything seems to work out perfectly from there.

he’s astonished by how beautiful you are and that you have the same feelings about him- most definitely asked ‘how are you this gorgeous’ and you’re literally like ummm idk that’s the 577th time you’ve asked me that.

Plays pranks on you the more comfortable you get with each other.

They progressively get meaner.

gets sad if you’re not smiling, really feels your emotions so he’s a super understanding guy.

he definitely doesn’t believe you when you tell him you were shy when you both met. Nothing could be as awkward as he was.

if you’re ever self critical or looking the slightest bit down, Malarkey notices this almost before you do.

he’d throw an arm around you and walk the two of you out to the most comfortable spot and kiss your forehead- ugh I’m so weak.

maybe if you’re working on rounds in the aid station and he can see you exhausting yourself, trying to boost morale, he’s the one that tells you, you need to rest.

in Bastogne he’d give you his hat and scarf- he’d never ever ever ever have his girl going cold or hungry or anything.

Very attentive, would ensure you’re not getting burnt out- and if you are then he’d talk you into just sitting for a good 30 minutes to rest.

doesn’t like you being in Bastogne, it scares the shit out of him- your relationship definitely becomes more mature??? Serious?? After this.

you’d be such a huge support for him after he looses Muck and Penkala. Seriously, just go give him a hug, he needs it.

after Bastogne you can see both your sarcastic, fun loving attitudes coming back. Of course it takes a while, but I think Malarkey really thanks you and is grateful for how truly amazing of a support you were to him and all the other boys, especially in Bastogne.

calls you Angel, love, my love.

Gets defensive if anybody is too nosy about your relationship- didn’t really think of it much, but after the war he’s really, deadly serious about marrying you and spending your lives together.

accidentally would mess up one of your drawings or paintings and almost cries- even if it’s a doodle on the back of a book or something.

sooooo soft and loving, like I said, always checking up to make sure what he’s doing is okay- this applies to during sex, I think especially after they’re finally moved off the line he’d be so attentive and caring.

those biceps, omg I’m blushing. Secretly loves it when you hold them. He’s not egotistical in the slightest so it makes him go all red.

loves animals just as much as you, it excites him the thought of you bringing home another animal, I think for a while he’d love having this as an escape after the war, whether it’s taking care of chickens or walking your dogs.

leaves you to your own hobbies in peace when you’re drawing or painting, but sometimes gets super involved and has drawing competitions.

you always win lmao.

gets surprisingly good at drawing???

You play music alllll the time in your house, and at first he acts embarrassed when you try to get him into certain songs and genres, but maybe a week later he’s humming along to the song, then the day after he’s singing it in the shower.

every song you play reminds you of him, so when you’re away he’d play them just for the comfort they bring.

misses you when you stay over at your friends for a night.

Would want lots of babies with you, he’s seen how good he can be at taking care of tiny, baby animals, so he gets more confident in his abilities of becoming a father.

would cry when his children are born, he’s super sentimental, and he’s a lot more open with his emotions with you than he’s ever been before.

family life is healing for Malarkey, the fact you’re such a patient and upbeat lover is super important to him.

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I ship you platonically with… Babe Heffron!

Like you, Babe can get a little shy around new people especially, but he hides this well with how upbeat and chatty he is.

you both would click instantly, being a nurse you’d be a lot more accepting and caring of the replacements, so you’d get to know Babe pretty quick.

let’s say you’re attached to 2nd platoon, it makes sense that you’re closest to who you spend the most of your time with.

people like you are so important to have in the army, and out on the line as your bring morale up whenever it’s at its lowest.

babe see’s how much you hide behind your humour and worms his way in, probably asks you a million questions whilst you’re trying to sew up some poor guys forehead.

if you’re anxious I don’t think Babe would understand at first? He’d get a little worried and flustered and start hollering for Malarkey, but you assure him you’re fine.

Would just sit with you sometimes in silence, it’s the most comfortable and comforting thing for you both. Especially after Julian dies in Bastogne.

Constantly laughing together, talking about all kind of nonsense.

I think because you’re pretty creative you’d come up with fun little games to pass time, whether it be a new card game, or whatever else, Babe would LOVE to play.

I think you both bring out each others inner child.

asks you loads of questions about Malarkey, and Malarkey loads of questions about you.

both so loyal to one another, you’d definitely keep such a close eye on one another after the everything.

[smashboxgirl26]

i love la la land!!!! it was the first musical i seen and now it’s on netflix?! why now that i unsubscribed ☹️ it is such a great film, even if the ending didn’t go how some of us hoped, it did what it had to do. do you have a favorite song? mine is probably a lovely night (: but what’s chicago?? i’m still new so i don’t know a lot.

tbh netflix has been getting on my last nerve lately but everytime i think about cancelling my subscription they add things that i love >:((

and ahh i love love loveee la la land. i remember the first time i watched it, and i was so stunned at the ending lol. i remember being so confused and upset. i get it now obviously, and it honestly made me appreciate it more <3

UMMM OKAY THIS IS HARD,,,, i love lovely night, but i also love mia and sebastian's theme when he plays it on the piano (to the point that i taught myself to play it lol) BUT ALSO CITY OF STARS

OOoo CHICAGO IS ABOUT THIS MARRIED WOMAN WHO ENDED UP KILLING THE MAN SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH, AND THE CONSEQUENCES AS WENT TO JAIL,, BUT IT ALL GOES ALL INTO HER TRIAL AND THE PR AND SHIT SHE WENT THROUGH TO GET HERSELF IN THE PUBLIC'S GOOD EYE SO SHE WOULD GET RELEASED jaegh u have to watch it it's probably one of my favorite musicalss,, and if not u should watch at least videos of the song cell block tango that song slays sooo hard

[cooloddball]

This is going to be a super long analysis of jib3 starting with the opening ceremony to the closing ceremony so brace yourselves. 

Please note I believe in the breakup theory so maybe my opinion in this one might be biased so please don’t come for me, lol.

I will put it under the cut to avoid overcrowding your dashes with cockles shenanigans. 

Also, watch out for profanities and mature language.

And so it begins...

Opening ceremony

The camera used to record the opening ceremony is shaky. 

Misha, Jason Manns, and Jarpad seem to be having a lot of fun together and Jensen is just looking at his besties talking to the man he loves and he knows he can’t have that so he just stands there looking at them. Poor guy.

Jarpad asks who took Misha’s riffle? Things are awkward, I honestly don’t know what’s going on.

Misha kisses a plushie while making eye contact with Jensen and Jensen is like “oh, oh, wow” while making eye contact with Misha. LOL. Jack help me. This is a lot!!!

Jensen takes a plushie from Sebastian and Jared takes the one Misha had.

Are you guys flirting about trying to see whether you can keep plushies alive?

Misha throws something at the fans, I think he was throwing treats from earlier or whatever it was and Jensen says “Misha is still throwing” I mean why?

Cockles Panel

Jensen is so extra in this panel.

First of all, when he and Misha come out (no pun intended) a song starts playing and he starts dancing. Jensen is usually so poised while dancing but he is over the top throwing his back and shaking his tush for the mish.  I think he was trying a little too hard. Misha spares his ex-boyfriend’s tush a glance smiles and looks away. LOL. The whole thing was cringey, tbh. It was so unlike Jensen.

When Sebastian touches Jensen’s shoulder and says something to Jensen, he [Jensen]  laughs way too hard. I would say he laughs abnormally-it’s loud and he throws his whole body into it like he’s trying to prove what Sebastian was funny and it probably wasn’t. He laughs so hard he ends up right on Misha’s side. and Misha laughs at that though.

Rich says something about something in the sac that hurts(It’s incoherent) and Jensen says it hurts right here pointing at his heart (I can’t hear what they are saying exactly so if anyone knows please let me know)

I don’t know if Mark P. was going to hug Jensen or not or he was pointing at something behind Jensen, but at that moment, Jensen sees Sebastian going to hug Misha and whips his head away from Mark P’s direction so fast he almost broke his neck.

Sebastian humps Misha (these two are so playful I love them) and Jensen is just there acting awkward 

There’s a comment by Rich about “It’s over, the convention’s over I’m no longer your bitch” I don’t know who this is about.

Now, now, now. This whole time Rich is doing a kissy mouth with his fingers on the monitor behind Jensen and Misha. His hand is right where Misha is standing (you’ll understand once you watch it) so Jensen makes a kissy face back and Misha is blushing? Ummm wtf is going on here?

Jensen also does something strange that he never does during cockles panels he pulls his seat away from Misha.

Misha makes a very weird comment about Sebastian’s libido drying up and they have a weird conversation about libido and Viagra ads. It’s weird.

It gets even more awkward Jensen talks about bringing a total stranger, and a blind date. And it goes downhill from there with them. The it wasn’t you it was me speech. It was special. So heartbreaking. It was clearly not about the show but about their relationship. I always have a difficult time getting through that part. It’s so awkward that the fans are just there wondering what the hell is going on.

They decide to take questions and the fan is all over the place so Misha interjects but Jensen won’t let Misha say what he wants to say so he says, “This is why you make it awkward. You never let people finish what they are saying.” Ouch. Domestic dispute vibes anyone?

The way Jensen is looking up at Misha when he’s answering that question. It’s like he wants to sear his face into his memory before they leave Rome.

Jensen is explaining to a fan how one of the four sound stages they had on set was full of furniture and Misha adds “and soiled mattresses”  I mean what was the reason? Did they soil the mattresses with their [redacted]

A fan mentions something about Dean and Cas so these two adorable dorks smile and share a look. Things are starting to look up. Thank Jack.

The fan says something again (I can’t make out what he’s saying) but it must be something nice because they look at each other with smiles on their faces again.

Jensen playing with the head of his microphone. Is it just me or did the temperature rise a notch higher?

The way they look at each other when the fan says to help him choose the hottest female cast member on the show 

Then something freaky happens they say the exact same thing as twins or bffs do sometimes. LOL.

When they start talking about the hot women with the fans Misha moves his entire body and now instead of looking at the fans, he is seated facing Jensen.  The tension is simmering down.

A point to note is that in all their panels they always sit angled facing each other as opposed to facing the crowd save for this panel and DCCON 2019. But for DCCON I can understand that they weren’t comfortable being meant to be a J/2 panel and a creation event. So you know some people in that crowd are super mean to Mish and others to Jensen, so they had to tread carefully. But I digress back to the chaos.

They ask who wants to have a cockles panel the next year and they both raise their hands. I thought that was sweet

 It’s adorable how Jensen keeps repeating everything Misha is saying.

Misha forgets himself and moves too close to Jensen to listen to the song on the phone. Jensen turns to look at Misha, I don’t know what that look is but Misha backs away laughing.

Jensen’s face journey while listening to that song is gold.

Misha moves closer to listen to the song.  I have to say the way they are standing is not usually how two bros listening to music usually stand. If you know what I mean

 Misha agrees that’s definitely Jensen singing. Of course, he knows because Mr. “Jensen sings to me all the time”

He looks so proud of him.  I’d venture to say he’s happy to hear Jensen sing because he has always been so shy about that fact about himself. He even gives him a standing ovation. That’s so adorable. He loves him. My heart.

Jensen is so cute trying to deny it’s not him singing that song.  Yeah, it’s you, Jensen. Even your ex agrees it’s you and we bet he knows how your voice sounds in all kinds of situations ;)

we get a tingly feeling so we know it’s you. Jensen’s adorable smile when Misha says that. Aww.

The way they are not even looking at each other but they are seated the exact same way.

Allow me to explain to my friend here. Explains how his parents didn’t know whether he was a boy or a girl. Misha with the steel chair, “when did they figure out that you were a boy?”

How many years did they call you holly?

For six to seven years

Is it just me or is this conversation a flashback of teenage twink-lesbian Jensen years?

Fan asks whether Dean will ever forgive Cas. Watch Misha’s body language, he is trying to pacify himself by rubbing the back of his neck and fumbling with his shirt.

When Jensen says “ No!” without a moment’s hesitation, Misha looks distraught? I don’t know maybe I’m reading too much into this but I feel like this hit too close to home being that they were most likely broken up.

Misha however has a different opinion, “I think he has” 

Jensen says, “Wishful thinking” and that elicits a smile from Misha.

A fan asks about Dean giving Cas the trenchcoat back and things get interesting.  Weirdly, that Jensen can’t say the word gay out loud. He literally uses the word “unmanly” in its stead in the guise of censorship? It’s not a bad word Jensen you can say it. However, Misha and the fans say the word so I’m wondering who is censoring Jensen’s use of that word. He eventually says it but super fast.

Jensen says that saying “I always knew you would come back” is not something he would say to another human being, especially a man. Jesus, there’s nothing wrong with saying that to another human being you care about. He’s the one making it gay. He was extra when answering that one.

They spent one and half hours making that scene just to end up not saying anything and it ended up looking gay anyway. Anyway, that’s interesting.

 Jensen angles his body towards Mish and says in a very low soft and sexy voice “I guess I really hoped that you would come back some day” I would venture to say that Jensen at the moment in the panel was actually saying them to Misha. Who knows though?

They talk about it a whole lot for something that bothered him that much. 

Misha being so excited about recreating a scene when a fan told Jarpad he’s amazing and Jarpad said "you are welcome. 

 “I think I understand what she wants. I’m not sure what she’s gonna get.” This is a very good line Misha. I will be using it often.

The way they awkwardly stand too close and whisper to each other. Umm…what is going on here?

Jensen folds over laughing because of something Misha says. They are back. The tension is almost 90% gone now and they are in their element.

The chaos of recording the alarm ringtone for the fan was just great to watch. They kept getting closer and closer and I think they might have shared spit at that point. Gross….LOL

The way Misha is sitting is he you know.

Jensen asking Misha whether he was saying anything or just screaming while they were recording. I think he just wanted to see Misha smile.

Jensen’s joy when a fan mentions that they have Misha’s résumé.

Jensen saying the word shit made my day. I curse a  lot and it made me feel validated somehow.

Misha calls him dickhead in return and Jensen stops functioning and laughs instead . He also gets all hot and bothered trying to fumble with the lapel of his shirt.  He does this a lot when he is turned on. He has a humiliation kink I think.

They start talking over each other about Misha’s special skills. Looks like Jensen might have known beforehand because he went straight for that. Or maybe he didn’t know but he knew since Misha is a mad genius there must be some amazing things in there. Either way, it was a good moment.

OMG Jensen is so excited and the way he motions to Misha to bring that résumé to him, LOL. This man was thirsty AF.

He even goes down from the stage to meet Misha and invades his personal space trying to reach the résumé. I think this is the moment the tension between them dissipated completely and they were back to some form of normalcy.

Misha holding Jensen’s shoulder trying to get his résumé back. Unsucessfully, I should add.

They read something funny and they fold over laughing and spin around like overjoyed seals. It is far removed from the mollusk family but at least it’s still a sea creature (I don’t know what I’m saying please don’t mind me)

Jensen is still on his knees laughing and can’t get up. As I said, he is being too extra in this panel.

 Misha is trying to talk but they both can’t stop laughing. I think Jensen laughed so hard he got an extra set of abs that day.

Jensen is still laughing and you know what he is laughing at? Misha’s special skills being acting on camera. I mean it’s funny but man, prayforjensen.

 They are still laughing. Jack, help them.

The way Jensen looks at Misha with pure adoration here makes me so happy and reminds me of the fictional characters they played being all heart eyes for each other.

 Misha laughed so hard he cried.

Jensen trying to read the next ‘special skill’ Misha has but he can’t even talk because of how funny he thinks it is. He’s trying so hard not to laugh but he can’t help himself.

Jensen agreeing and also asking the audience to agree that Misha has a knack for certain accents. Accent kink anyone?

 Jensen is so excited when Misha starts Tibetan throating singing and does the unicorn laugh facing away from the crowd. Bet he has experienced Misha’s Tibetan throat singing skills on a personal when they are (loud overhead helicopter noises followed by thunder rumbling)

Jensen falling to the ground after feigning a heart attack once he saw that Misha is a certified EMT. I mentioned before that I honestly, 100% think he wanted mouth to mouth. There’s no other explanation. He could’ve feigned a nose bleed or just about any other illness but he chose to fall on a dirty floor and lay down so Misha could either give him the breath of life or straddle him. Luckily for him his dream came true 7 years later at Jib9 when straddle gate happened. But I digress

Too bad Misha was still mad at him and heartbroken so he kicked him instead.

Jensen knowing that Misha kayaks seems to be part of his personal knowledge. Maybe they did it together sometimes.

Horseback riding. Hmm is it just me or do they seem awkward here?

 Misha is so close to Jensen’s armpits. Must be missing his man’s musk and being held in those muscular arms again. Poor baby.

Misha can’t talk because of how funny he finds bicycle touring. I mean…I don’t see what’s funny but I guess he knows why it’s funny.

Misha laughing and raises his legs because Jensen is elaborating on the bicycle touring. Maybe it’s an inside joke or maybe it’s no longer funny to me because I’ve watched this panel like 5 times.

 I think Jensen’s goal was to see Misha laugh and be happy because he turned to look at Misha who was still laughing hard and the joy on Jensen’s face. Aww.

Misha gravitating towards his man again. He must smell really nice Misha. And those arms. Bet he used to lift you against the wall and (this fucking thunder won’t stop rambling. Are chuck and Amara fighting again?)

Jensen marketing his man’s carpentry skills but then makes sure to make it ‘no homo’ by saying he would never sit on anything Misha has built. Sure Jan. Then he circles back and says that he knows that he can build things.

Misha walks away from him and he looks up to make sure where he is going. Maybe he was afraid Misha was walking out on him. (PTSD from their breakup?)

They mention acting on camera again.

And laugh 

Jensen keeps talking about the acting on camera and watches to see if Misha is still laughing  He still is and Jensen is happy that his baby is happy. He looks at him again and he is still happy that Misha is still happy. Then once the laughter dies down he starts talking about bicycle touring  and checks again to see if Misha is laughing which he is so Jensen throws his head back  unicorn laughing and then looks at Misha again to see that he’s still laughing. Then they look at each other and say something maybe it’s about that was a good laugh. Jensen is wiping tears from his eyes because of how hard he laughed  Misha does the same. That entire thing was insane and they seemed to love it.

 Jensen starts saying that being this happy or goofing around is how they are on set sometimes and have to take a 5-10 minute break and Misha doesn’t seem too happy at the mention of the set. 

Jensen knowing that you can buy résumés on eBay. Did he buy Misha’s and then plant someone in the audience to bring it up or? Okay, yeah I know I’m reaching here but it’s probable.

 I guess my theory wasn’t farfetched because Jensen says that he’s pretty sure that Jarpad put it on eBay the previous night so maybe he is the one who did all that to win Misha back?

Jensen knows the appellation clogging is a stretch. Seems like Misha has told him about it before.

Jensen looking at his watch to see if they have time for  Misha to be telling a story about his high school sweetheart and now wife. I bet he wishes Misha could tell their love story so openly. He can’t stop looking at Misha.

The way Jensen is looking at Misha here. WTF man? He’s literally confused about what the question is.

The personal space question. This whole thing was just so many things. It was awkward, cringey, thirsty, funny.

when the fan asks whether there’s a funny fact between Jensen and Misha. I almost fainted. What? And Jensen repeats it. The two men are so stoic. They are not even looking at each other. They are looking at the fan like the way a statue stares at you, unmoving. Cringe.

The room is so quiet. Poor girl, I hope she didn’t feel awkward afterwards because if it were me, I would’ve cried from how stoic they looked and how quiet everyone was.

How they both scratch themselves, Misha on the head and Jensen on the nose. Maybe the question hit too close to home

Jensen turns to look at Misha as if to say ’help me out here man. We don’t wanna disappoint our fans.”

Misha gets it because he gets up. This whole thing is gold.

The way Jensen breathes out in anticipation. I know it was like they were playing a skit about personal space but why was he breathing like that? Shouldn’t he have been playing it as ‘uncomfortable’ not ‘turned on.’ Boudoir mannerisms.

Moving on Misha is unsure on where to touch Jensen 40.31. This is weird in and of itself because usually, they don’t have a problem touching each other’s faces, tush, eggplants, (jib4 anyone), backs et cetera. But now it’s weird? *cough* breakup *cough*

Misha touches Jensen’s ear and Jensen literally moans. He frigging moans people. In case it is not clear in the video, here is an isolated audio version of it. Jensen is also fumbling with his shirt like he’s all hot and bothered. Just like Misha did earlier. Was Jib3 their couple’s therapy that reminded them how happy and horny they made each other?

Jensen is really not answering the question, to be honest. He’s fumbling for words and trying so very hard to make sense but his word are  incoherent.

Misha going in for the nose dip. I know friends do this all the time but you have to be very close and familiar with someone such as a friend friend or a sibling for you to poke a finger in their nose. I mean noses are slimy and eww…anyway. That happened. They seem so comfortable with it. Jensen I love you but please stop talking.

The way Jensen looks at Misha. He has the cutest smile on his face as if saying thank you for making that fun and making me horny, I still want you.

Misha wiping his pinky that touched Jensen’s nose on his pants. (I wanted to add something disgusting about what heshould’ve done with that pinky but I won’t so let’s move on)

Jensen wiggling his nose.

When Misha suggests that Spn moves to Nickolodeon. Jensen laughs a bit too hard.

Misha talking about spn being a puppet show reminds me of how he mentioned them having a puppet show in Jensen’s backyard after the show is over.

Jensen also saying that in a way spn is a puppet show. I mean is someone making snide comments about how their strings get pulled and sometimes they are not happy about it. Like how they fired his boyfriend. It seems like it’s an inside joke.

They named the plushie Zippy aww :))

For jack’s sake guys, the way they look at each other when they mention that the  résumé was the highlight of the panel.

Jensen saying the more dirt you dig up on Misha, the more rewarded you are. Aww, someone’s trying to win his man back by any means necessary. You go girl…I mean Jensen.

He talks more about how he’s looking forward to next year when fans have more dirt on his friend Misha. Jensen didn’t want to leave the stage, he was lingering so he could spend more time with Misha.

It’s over guys.

Closing Ceremony

I know you didn’t ask for the closing ceremony but here you go. It’s a free gift.

Can I just mention how Jarpad is an overactive puppy? He has to play with anything and everything he finds.

The mc announces Misha twice for some reason. The second time Jensen looks in Misha’s direction with a small smile on his face. He [Jensen] is also chewing vigorously.

Jensen and Jarpad being typical dude bros and karate chop Rich. This is why the difference between his relationship with Jarpad and Misha stands out. He would be too busy making heart eyes to Misha to kick another guy. LoL.

Jensen hulking out when Jarpad is taking a video of everyone. Lol. This video keeps reiterating my point that his relationship with the two men is just different.

Jensen keeps looking in Misha’s direction, Misha who is busy talking to Steve and having fun. Let me also mention Steve is Jensen’s bestie and so are Jarpad and Misha, but I’m sure that Jensen felt some type of way, jealous when they were having so much fun with his man and he couldn’t. Jarpad also takes a while filming Misha for Jensen of course. They remind me of me having a crush back when I was in school. Wait, did Misha look at Jensen? It’s hard to see because the angle of the video is not expansive but I guess he was.

As soon as Jarpad gets back, Jensen takes the camera from him and starts filming fans. I’m sure he just wanted Misha to look at him

Rich mention’s Misha and something about acting on camera and Jensen licks his lips looking at Misha (I think).

Jensen then vigorously grabs the microphone from someone immediately and mention’s Misha. Jarpad’s reaction at that moment tells you everything you need to know about what’s going on between Jensen and Misha. It looks like he is pleading with Jensen in his head saying, “Don’t embarrass yourself bro. Please don’t” but it’s too late.

Jensen again talks about Misha’s résumé and specifically about acting on camera, the thing that made Misha laugh out loud during their panel. Someone’s smitten. Defending his ex-man.

Jarpad goes to whisper something to Misha. And they laugh while Jensen is thanking the jib staff for doing an amazing job. But when he sees the duo laughing, he loses track of thought and says “and they are all getting married”  dude what ??? How do you go from thanking people who worked on the convention and in .1 seconds you are talking about they are all getting married? Who is? Are you okay? Do you need to sit down? No one gets it, he says he’s kidding and gives Jarpad the microphone, spares a glance at Misha and he seems distraught from that moment on. I wish I could see Misha’s face through all this.

He’s glancing in Misha’s direction again. Man’s got it bad. What?! Oh to be loved by Jensen Ackles. Misha must be a prize, I know he is a mad genius and gorgeous and sexy as hell with that golden skin that looks like it was dipped in gold and honey, big blue eyes that are bluer than the bluest blue, but Jensen wtf man? You are in public.

 I think Jarpad is telling Jensen something maybe it has to do with what he and Misha were talking about earlier?

And it’s over people.

Overall, I agree with the breakup theory. I mean the way these two were acting around each other was very strange. If you watch Misha and Jarpad, they seem okay from the opening ceremony up till the end but Jensen and Misha are just being weird.

The panel was mostly fun but their body language told a story that something was definitely going on between them. 

@littlewolf2703

[katberk]

maybe hc’s about the mcyts showing off to try to impress you?

🌸Headcannon: Trying to Impress the Reader with their Skills🌸

💚Dream💚

💚If you’re not impressed by how godly he is at Minecraft then I’m not so sure what to say!

💚He would always try and get your attention with either saying your name over and over again or using his tea kettle laugh

💚If you do notice him and complement him... oh boy this man fist pumps the air and then breaks his chair (Probably)

💚Him showing off by trying to kill George or Sapnap with just his fist

💚It worked, once

💚Showing you his manhunt videos

💚FaceTiming you to show off his room/cloths/merch

💚Blushes whenever you call him brave or strong

💚”I’m s-strong?!”

💚”Yeah! You’re really strong Dream... Dream? You there?”

💙GeorgeNotFound💙

💙He impresses you by how much this man can SLEEP

💙Flustered and quiet

💙Kinda scared to approach you

💙Surprising you with how cute his laugh and smile is

💙He would go quiet if you notice him

💙Asks Dream for help

💙”Please Dream! I just want to impress them!”

💙”Just be yourself George! They’ll love you!”

💙”Please Dream! I... OH! They logged on!”

💙Dream being George’s hype man

♥️Sapnap♥️

♥️Ummmm Manhunt videos

♥️BRO! HIM IN THE COWBOY HAT

♥️He would melt when you talk to him

♥️Asks George for help, but George would be asking Dream for help

♥️Tell me he wouldn’t 

♥️Sending you photos of new clothing and merchandise ideas

♥️Would he choke on his words when talking to you...Yes

♥️”So Y/N, Ummm, I was wounding if...”

♥️”What’s up Sapnap?”

♥️”Nothing, just wanted to see if you wanted to be in a video with me!”

❣️BadBoyHalo❣️

❣️He would build stuff for you on your land

❣️His way of just saying “LANGUAGE” all the time is sweet

❣️Surprises you in the manhunts

❣️Gets all giddy when you notice him

❣️He’s just so kind and wholesome! Who wouldn’t notice that?!

❣️He would just go out and say how much he liked you

❣️He’s that confident

❣️”I really like you Y/N!”

❣️”Aww, you’re so sweet, I like you too!”

❣️1000% impressed

🦊Fundy🦊

🦊Those coding skills!

🦊His way of talks to you so smooth

🦊Making mods for you

🦊Always invites you for videos/streams so he can show you his work

🦊His attempts would actually work

🦊Asks Wilbur questions (Father?!)

🦊”Fundy, stop worrying”

🦊’Wilbur, can we invite Y/N?”

🦊”You wanna impress her with your godly skills?!”

🦊”....Yes....”

🌼Wilbur Soot🌼

🌼Impresses you all the TIME

🌼His singing

🌼Guitar and kazoo

🌼His MUSIC VIDEOS

🌼He’s so formal and kind

🌼Sometime he asks for help from Phil

🌼When Ghostbur comes around he gets so happy when he meets friend

🌼”Look Y/N!”

🌼”Oh! It’s a sheep...Ghostbur ummm.”

🌼”It’s friend!”

💜Quackity💜

💜I would be impressed by him just speaking Spanish

💜Quackity being able to make lyrics on the spot is really cool!

💜Playing the guitar

💜Help me, he would scream in his microphone and make me go death because of autotune

💜He’s fucking hilarious 

💜Making up a love song on the spot

💜Autotune flirting

💜”Y/NNNNNN, I lOvEeEe yOuUUuu!”

💜”....Quackity...”

💜”YESSSSssSsssSsSsSSsSsssSs”

🌸Tommy🌸

🌸Tries his hardest to impress you everyday

🌸I mean like, he’s a BIG STRONG MAN

🌸Brags about how amazing he is

🌸SPEEDRUN

🌸POG CHAMP

🌸His attempt usually fail

🌸Asks Wilbur for help, but Wilbur doesn’t want to deal with it

🌸”Wilbur! Pease just help me this once!”

🌸”Tommy you called me just to ask me how to impress Y/N?! I thought it was an emergency!”

🌸”IT IS!”

🐝Tubbo🐝

🐝Tubbo impresses everyone already

🐝He impresses you by just being his cute self

🐝He would get nervous approaching you, but he swallows all the negatively and just goes all out

🐝Sometimes he asks Tommy for advice... that doesn’t go down that well

🐝Might pass out for a couple of seconds if you complement him

🐝He’s just caught off guard

🐝”Tommy, what should I do?!”

🐝”Tell them how good our drugs are! Oh what about Tubbo bath water!”

🐝”Tommy what the hell!”

🐝”You did ask for help.”

🌸I’m not really that proud of this, but I couldn’t think straight right now!

🌸Hopefully you like this my precious anon!

[goldfish-in-a-bowl]

{the godfather🤵}

seb: max so you want ice cream for dessert?

max: yeah so are we going to have it?

seb: of course max it's your time to choose what we are going to eat for dessert. Now what flavor?

max: well I was thin..

seb: wait

max: what

seb: i hear someone crying.

max: how do you know that?

seb: max i just know i will be back my child needs me.

meanwhile in mick's room

lando: mick please stop crying.

Daniel: here give him Angie.

lando gives Angie to mick, but mick does not stop crying.

Carlos: he needs to stop crying or seb will come here.

Charles: i think it's too late for that!

scary music starts to play

seb: why is mick crying.!

Carlos: don't know he was already crying when we got here.

seb: are you sure and that you guys did not make him cry?!

Daniel: we are sure.

seb: Charles leclerc what do you know

Charles: what i do..don't know anything.!

seb: are you sure

Charles: pos..positive.

seb: Lando tell me now.

lando: ummm...

seb: LANDO.

lando: YEs

seb: what happened.

lando: well we were coming back from the store and a some kid said to me that I was baby for buying milk and mick stand up for me and the kid told him so many mean things. Then I grabbed micks hand just left the store and when we got home he ran to his room and when I got to his room he was crying then everyone came in the room to see why he was crying.

seb: WHAT!

lando: yeah.

Carlos: why didn't you tell me lando?!?

lando: i was going to tell you but you were busy.

Seb: Lando do you know the kid's name.

a dark aura was surrounding him

lando: yeah he goes to school with us he's in Max's classroom.

seb: ok. Mick come here.

mick runs into sebs arms.

seb: it's okay honey don't worry everything he said is not true, let's go to my room so you can sleep there okay honey.

mick: just nods.

seb: Charles can you get Angie, sir Croaks-a-lot, and buttercup?

Charles: yeah.

after seb puts mick to sleep, seb makes an important phone call.

seb: you all are gather here because someone hurt someone from my family and we need to show this kid that no ones hurts any of my children.

he says while walking around the room

person 1: you want us to teach him a lesson.

seb: yes make sure he knows not to mess with any of my kids nor with me capiche.

person 2: okay, but first we need the name, photo, and address.

seb: here

seb hands the papers to the person.

person 3: don't worry boss we will teach him a lesson.

person 4: I will make sure he remembers it for the rest of his life.

seb: thank you.

everyone: no problem boss.

meanwhile upstairs in sebs room

mick: seb where are you?

mick: seb?

mick gets up from the bed and was about to open the door but the door opens and mick sees seb with a tray of food.

seb: mick you should be in bed.

mick: sorry I was just looking for you.

seb: it's ok mick , just let me put this on the table, there. How are you feeling?

mick: much better.

seb: that's wonderful honey.

micks belly started to rumble. seb let's out a ittle chuckle.

seb: looks like I was just in time. come have a seat and eat.

mick: what did you make.

seb: you will see.

mick: it's my favorite food!

seb: yes it is, I thought this will make you feel better.

mick: thanks seb you are the best person in the whole world.

seb: awww mick you are to kind.

mick: you really are.

seb: thanks mick but you better start to eat before your food goes cold.

mick: okay.

meanwhile something was happening to the kid.

person 4: this is for mick & lando if you mess with any of them we won't be so generous.

person 1: the boss give you his sympathy.

person 3: come guys let's get out of here.

person 2 gets out his phone and calls the boss.

person 2: everything is done boss he will not bother your children anymore.

seb: thank you very much.

person 4: anything for the godfather.

should I make a part 2

[the-fiction-witch]

Don’t Distract The Driver

TV SHOW: THE QUEENS GAMBIT COUPLE: BENNY X READER RATING: SMUT

I smiled as I turned on my heel at the bottom of my staircase swinging my weight and my little white suitcase around the last banister rail  feeling my petticoats swish as I spin, I put my suitcase by the door going to the kitchen with a skip and a jump over my little rug getting my large travel mug filling it to the tip top with hot coffee. I shut off the last few bits and bobs I had on around the house, when I heard the familiar little engine, I grabbed my handbag and set my white sunglasses on my head next to my little headband. I went and opened the door spotting the pastel blue beetle that now sat at the end of my drive way, I smiled widely seeing the tall, skinny figure who emerged from it.

He climbed out the drivers side his jeans tight to his skinny legs, his usual shoes, His belt tight with his knife sat down his left leg as usual, His grey button down over him with the little slightly metallic lines down the fabric, open to the centre of his chest as usual, his black coat cradled him as usual, his hat in his hand as he pulled back his hair and sat it on his head 

"Hello babydoll" 

"Hello Benny" I smiled running down the path and into his arms as he wrapped them around me tightly and pulled me close to his chest for a kiss "I made you coffee" I smiled handing him the travel cup

"You. Are. An angel." He says happily taking it and having a savoured sip "ummmm I haven't had a coffee since the highway, thank you babydoll" 

"Your welcome, so shall we get packing?"

"Of course put your stuff in the trunk I saved you some room"

"Okay" I nodded starting to bring my bags 

".... Babydoll"

"What is it Benny?"

"Need I remind you I own a beetle? Commonly known for being… not that big of cars"

"Yes"

"And I also have all my clothes and such?"

"I know"

"So why do you have like six bags?"

"I need lots. Benny, you think looking this beautiful just happens? You think I wake up like this?"

“I do” He shrugs

“Benny!” 

"I know babydoll and you look very beautiful but we are only going for four days."

"I couldn't decide on my dresses so… I took options"

"Options? How many options?"

".... A few" I blushed "plus I couldn't pick a swimsuit"

"Fine stuff what you can in the trunk and throw the rest in the back seat" he sighed, 

I smiled as I sat in the cream leather seat my head slightly against the blue metal and the glass of the window and door, I could hear the engine revving and Veering as it went along the long infinitely stretching american highways, The sounds of the air rushing past the window were it doesn’t quiet seal properly, The rush of sound every so often, Little sounds when a car past but loud when something like a huge truck went by, The radio on low the gentle music playing slowly, I could smell the oil and fuel of engines around us, I could smell the coffee that sat in the cup holder, I could smell benny’s aftershave which brought a wider smile to my lips. I looked out the window and saw the vast straight road, a sign for the route, the local towns and things close to us. I sat up seeing that as we drove we were following a large black car, I glance to Benny as he sat in the driver's seat focused intently on the road and the car in front of him, his bottom lip trapped between his teeth his hair slightly in his eye where he had thrown his hat on the back seat earlier. 

I smiled sitting up and fixing his hair out his eye for him,

“Better?”

“Thank you y/n” He chucked 

I smiled and continued to gently play with his hand until he took my hand giving it a kiss and putting my hand back in my lap with a pat before he returned his hand to the wheel

“Don’t Distract the Driver.” he warns

“I wasn’t distracting the driver” I smiled “I was helping”

“Sure you where”

“Why are we just following this car?”

“It’s a nice car?” He shrugs 

“What is it?” I asked

“63 lincoln. Ummm I want one” “Benny, you live in a basement and own like four shirts?” I remind him

“I’m not allowed to want things?”

“You can, just maybe think what you can afford”

“I own more than four shirts”

“Then why do I only see four?”

“... Because… they are my good clothes… that I wear with you around?”

“Liar”

“Fine” He sighed “Maybe… I could save a little money by, Moving out of the crummy little cracker box?”

“Ummm?”

“Maybe I could come and live in your nice house?”

“I don’t know benny, might be a little cramped or you in the other bedroom” I smiled 

“I would, Maybe I could just… curl up in your bed”

“Could you now?”

“Come on you have a two bed two bath house why can’t I come live with you”

“You won’t like living with me benny”

“Maybe I can be the judge of that?” he smirked 

“You just don’t wanna pay rent anymore”

“.... Kinda”

“You’ll still have to help pay the mortgage” 

“Yeah but that's got to be better then rent in my shitty apartment,” he says “Plus you have a driveway, so I wouldn’t have to pay as many parking tickets” He says

“That's true” I giggled, laying my head on his shoulder as he drove. “Maybe, I’ll think about it benny.” I smiled giving his cheek a kiss 

“Hey, I’m driving” He argues trying to squirm away from my kisses

“Awww benny? Don’t you want my kisses?”

“I do, but just not while I’m driving babydoll” “Your mean to me” I whine leaning back on the door

“Ohh? I’m mean because I want to focus on the road so we don’t crash and die?”

“Yes.”

“I know I’m mean” He smirked leaning over and giving my head a kiss “Happy now?”

“Kinda” I giggled “How long till we get there?” 

“Another few hours”

“You said that three hours ago”

“Well it's a long way” 

“I’m going to go swimming” I giggled “will you come with me?”

“....Maybe, depends how the Championship goes?”

“If it goes well? Then will you come and sit by the pool with me?”

“I will if it goes well” He says 

“Benny?” I asked after a while of quiet driving

“Yes y/n?”

“Do you love me?” I asked nuzzling on to his neck

“Awwww Babydoll, Of course I love you” he says kissing my head “Don’t you love me too?”

“Of course I love you” I giggled looking out to the long boring road, “Benny?” I asked 

“Yes Babydoll?” He asks 

“I’m bored”

“.... do you wanna play chess?”

“No thank you benny. I’ll have to deal with chess enough when we get there.” 

“.... Do you want to play eye spy?”

“Are we six?” I asked 

“I was only suggesting y/n”

“I know” I sighed as I watched the road, But I smirked to myself glancing down at his tight jeans “Benny?”

“Ummm?”

“Did you wanna play a game?” I smiled resting my hand on his leg 

“I just suggested two games” He shrugs but I moved my hand up a little more stroking the inner seam of his jeans all the way till I ran my finger tips around his pocket “Oooh…” It clicked in his head what I was suggesting he smirked and picked my hand up giving it a kiss “Don’t distract the driver Babydoll.”

“But Benny”

“You wanna do that we can pull over, I’m not having to feeling me up while I’m trying to drive y/n”

“You're mean” I pout

“I know.”

“Just one little kiss” I whine “Please” I beg pressing kisses to his cheek, his jaw and down his neck

“Don’t distract the driver” he complained trying to get my kisses away 

“Awww Please, Pwetty Pwease Benny” I whine and soon enough he pulled up to a junction stopping the car

“You are such a whiny little Brat when you don’t get what you want” he smirked turning slightly one hand on the wheel and the other on the seat 

“Maybe I wouldn’t If, you gave me what I wanted” I pouted 

“Wouldn’t you?” he smirked pulling me to kiss him I happily kissed his soft lips back his hair gently ticking my lips as he kissed me, our kiss got deeper and deeper the longer it went on until some other car pulled up behind us and honked loudly, so Benny pulled back and carried on driving 

“Benny…” I whine petting his arm suggestively 

“I’m driving” He reminds “You got a kiss now let me drive” 

“But Benny” I whine 

“Don’t distract the driver” he says pushing my hand away 

I giggled and gently pet his leg, stroking his jeans “Come on benny” I whined 

“Why are you being such a brat Babydoll?” He smirked 

“Because I wanna play” I giggled slipping my hand into the pocket of his jeans gently stroking his hips “Please Benny, I just want us to have fun”

“Babydoll, I want us to have fun too. But Don’t distract the driver, it’s dangerous” he says “we’ll have fun when we get to the hotel okay” He says 

“No. Fun now” I complained grabbing his crotch

“Y/n!” he jumped “I’m driving”

“Well I think it’s time for fun” I smiled toying with his belt 

“Y/n” He warns “don’t distract the driver” I undid his belt and undid his jeans “Babydoll…” he warns 

“Just drive benny” I smirked slipping my and under his jeans my hand meeting his half hard cock 

“Don’t distract the driv- Uhh!” He groans as I squeezed his base hard, “Babydoll, what’s wrong with you? You are being such a little brat today, Fine. you’re not going to give up on this so” He sighed 

“Good” I giggled I started off slow gently pumping as I kissed his neck gently as he drove until he was rock hard, his breaths sharp, biting and gnawing on his lip a lot trying hard not to moan or groan in reaction to my movements and my kisses  “Benny? Do you love me?” I cooed as I sped my hand up even more 

“Umm! Course I do Babydoll. I just don’t like when you wanna play distract the driver” He smirked turning to kiss me gently but I pulled away

“Focus on driving Benny, it’s awfully dangerous” I smirked giving his cheek a kiss and moving in my seat tugging his jeans down even more letting his rock hard cock jump free from his jeans, I moved and gently kissed his head and down his shaft making him grip the wheel tightly 

“Fuck! y/n…” He groans “Why do you have be such a little brat and play distract the driver?” He compalined 

“Want me to stop?” I cooed

“Fuck no babydoll!” He groaned

I smirked and took every inch of him into my mouth sucking hard “Ughhhh! Fuck Babydoll!” He groans grabbing my hair hard I knew he was getting close but he pushed my head away leaving me a little confused “Fuck it” He said as he pulled into a truck stop cafe place, parking up at the back of the car park and doing up his jeans “Backseat. Now babydoll.” He smirked so I giggled and did as I was told, getting into the back of the car and he happily followed pulling me aggressively to kiss him grabbing at my dress I smirked kissing back moving to kiss down his jaw and his neck making sure to leave a love bite at the crook of his neck

“Why so attentive all of a sudden benny?”

“You know why” 

“I’m sure I don’t”

“Yes you do you little brat” He growled kissing down my neck and attacking my breasts with kisses “You are getting such a fucking spanking when we get to the hotel” he smirked undoing his jeans again 

“Why?” I whine

“Don’t distract the driver babydoll. Else master punishes his little bratty babydoll” he growled forcing me into his lap….