#mcyt headcanons

[beetlegh0st]

Saw someone say what if c!Tango is colourblind and that actually makes so much sense, not red-green colourblindness but tritanopia. Because look

Those are basically the colours of the nether so it would make sense if all mobs from the nether just had tritanopia because they don’t need to be able to see any other colours!

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Sometimes I think of the Philza and Martyn are identical twins hc

Other times its the Philza and Martyn are the same person and hes fucking with all his friends hc

Then rarely I think of Philza got amnesia and thinks his name is Martyn hc

[deityoftherain]

"Scott is hated by the watchers" is a very common sentiment I've see shared around mcytblr, and while I agree, I think there's more to it... Scott is a Watcher, or rather, he was a Watcher.

I was talking to @holymolyguacomole and @theseusmc on the FH fan server and we created this headcanon, so let's talk about it!

Like Grian, Scott is a Watcher (or ex-Watcher) functioning as a Player, but their circumstances are very different.

The Watchers are higher beings that send the lifers/Players through death games, feeding off of their terror, fear, bloodlust, and sorrow. They don't care who gets hurt, as long as They have Their entertainment and are properly satiated. Scott disagrees with this method, believing that hosting games is supposed to be fun and not traumatize the Players. While he may not have acted on his own beliefs and morals at first (it is difficult to speak out against what you were raised with), Scott could only put up with Their unethical and immoral methods for so long.

I think that The Watchers are so intimidating and godlike partly because of Their cult-like, hive-mind type thinking (though I don't think they're literally a hivemind) and partly because there is power in community. Scott is powerful on his own (plus his Players are willing participants and he's not afraid to accept outside help, which adds to what he's able to do), but he's not as powerful as all The Watchers combined.

This means They can still force him to play the death games like They can the other Players, but he has the ability to push back some. He could comply fully, but why would he? Why would he listen to Them when They threw him out? Abandoned him? Left him to fade into nothingness? Why would Scott play by Their rules when he could afford not to?

Scott wouldn't succumb to what They want from him that easily! He will play the game, meaning he will kill and do what is necessary, but he'll play how he wants to play. Scott is many things (loyal, kind, social, etc), but he is most notably wanting things to be fair. The Watchers don't like that, but there isn't much They can do, though They do sometimes succeed with tampering with his emotions and/or instincts and etc.

Scott has issues with The Watchers, as anyone in his situation would, and it was painful to leave Them at first, but he genuinely (and for good reason) believes he's better off without Them, and he is. He is his own person now, away from the Watchers. He's a being like the Watchers, but not quite the same. He's living as a Player, world hopping and surrounded by friends while happily feeding off of Players' competitive spirits, joy, and fun (and maybe their playful annoyance) from participating in MCC and his escape rooms. Anyway, that's all I have for now, thank you for listening to my ramblings >:D

Update: I wrote a oneshot based on this concept!

[cassofcraft]

At birth, baby Piglins get an ear piercing of their respective tribe, which they wear for the rest of their lives.

Techno replaces his with the friendship emerald he and Phil have

[cats-fluorescent]

hear me out,,,

grian’s “eyes” are holes because he needs glasses but doesn’t want to admit it so he wears glasses and then wears a big ol mask with two holes for eyes on it on top of the glasses so he can pretend he’s not wearing them

[mmmassacre]

◠◠ dangthatsalongname ┈┈ ♱

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dropping more headmate doodles because i CAN! and no one can STOP ME!

[slxtmeri]

Hello! If u have open requests can u do more quackity bf headcanons? (Also can I be 🇵🇱 anon?)

hi, anon!! ofc you can be 🇵🇱 anon <3

a/n: i've been literally praying for a headcanon request omfg i have no motivation for fics rn

bf!quackity headcanons : part 2

♡ absolutely would teach you how to cook mexican dishes. he may not be the best cook, but he wants to share his culture with you!!

♡ gives you piggyback rides

♡ anytime you're playing/streaming a game together that requires teams, he always insists on teaming up with you.

- if it's auto generated and he ends up on a different team, he never kills you or attempts to beat you (which sometimes results in his team losing)

♡ BAKING STREAMS TOGETHER OMG. YOU'D HAVE CUTE LITTLE MATCHING APRONS

♡ listening to latino music and him teaching you how to properly dance to it

♡ loves having you on his lap when you make out, it gives him much better access

♡ like schlatt, he'd love it when you tug on his hair. it automatically turns him on

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

because im thinking about esmp1 again. ive seen people say/give him slightly messed up, malformed (his egg was damaged come on), or injured gills so breathing is a bit harder. honestly? give him a chest infection. make it so hes so sick hes passed out for like a week and everytime he wakes up his brain assumes hes suffocating. best part if lizzie just comes to visit and finds him struggling to breathe. and immeditally goes over protective big sister mode

either that or give him a malformed tail fin so that the water is the only place he really feels at home but swimming is really hard or even hurts.

[stardustluvs]

hello!!! I'm in love with both pussy drunk punz and pussy drunk sapnap hcs! can you do a foolish one 🥹 (love your writing btw 💋).

Pussy Drunk - Foolish (Headcanons)

MDNI

Pairing: Foolish x fem!Reader

Summary: Foolish gets so pussy drunk it probably fogs his mind

Warnings: NSFW, Foolish referred to as Noah

Author's Note: Another one for my pussy drunk headcanons!

Requests are open! || masterlist

Probably wouldn't ask to do it, but would wait for you to ask him

Once he starts, he's not coming back up until you've cum so many times you can't take it anymore

Would still know exactly how to use his tongue to fuck you

He loves the mess you make of his face

Never wants the taste of you to escape from his lips

Won't think about his own pleasure like once, this IS his own pleasure

Literally not a single thing except for you is on his mind right now

He likes the way you grab at his hair or push his head down

He forgets how much he likes when you ride his face until it happens and he gets so obsessed all over again

He'd moan against you and it riles you up even more

Will never want to stop, like ever

"Noah, please, I can't..." "Please baby, let me make you cum just a few more times, then we can be done."

Even then he doesn't wanna stop

Literally would only stop if you used your safe word or started crying

Lots of aftercare though

Like he loves you so much and would never ever want to actually hurt you

His brain would get all foggy and hazy

Would caress your body as he tongue fucks you

Would start slow but definitely pick up his pace as he can tell you get closer and closer

Would use his fingers at the same time as his tongue, wanting to get you to cum as soon as you feel like you need to

Hearing your noises is one of his favorite parts about eating you out

[quackarl]

DATING FOOLISH · HEADCANONS

A/N: OMG, some of these include some dirty humor, or whatever you want to call it, so enjoy, I guess. Hahaha. I didn’t even realize how much there is of it. Sorry, or not sorry, hahaha.

He would always, always insist on picking you up from wherever you needed, especially from parties if it was late at night. I can see it going down two ways: sometimes he would very smugly pull up in his car with the windows down, wiggling his eyebrows and whistling at you to get in the car, “your ride: coming in hot.” He knows he’s attractive, he’ll take advantage of it every second of every day, no matter the situation. SMH. He’d then hold the door open for you from the inside and help you in by grabbing your hand and pulling you in, giving you a nice, slow, little smooch once you’ve settled in and quietly asking against your lips if you’re okay, and if you had a fun night. Or sometimes when he feels more needy towards you, he would hop out of the car to greet you more physically, feeling the need to get his arms around you greedily, because sometimes even a few hours apart is unbearable for him. He would not fret to fondle your body either there in the driveway, whether someone sees or not; he doesn’t care, he’s not waiting until you get home to show you some lovey-dovey if he feels like it. He’d ask if you’re finally ready to go home with him, and you nod furiously, because the thought of getting home and doing your nightly routine with him has never sounded so good. Anyways, no matter what, when you get in the car you would always immediately see that he has spread out his hoodie on the passenger seat for you to put on, in case you feel a little cold, or if you just want to snuggle with it and doze off while he drives you two home, if you were feeling exceptionally tired. Sometimes he has some water and food waiting for you in the car too, and he would even keep face wipes in the car as well at all times, in case you ever feel like freshening up or maybe removing some makeup, especially on nights like these. So, a full care package, technically. Curated with love. If you actually happen to be so tired that you keep falling asleep in the passenger seat, he’ll keep one hand on the headrest of your seat, so you can lean on his arm and therefore you get have him close to you even when he is driving. And he gets to make sure you’re comfortable. 10/10 experience. So, every time you’re going out for the night, you can always count on the thought of him coming to pick you up and it’s just a really nice thing you always look forward to. Sometimes it even makes you leave earlier than you intended to. But, who can blame you? You live for those little moments you have in the car, or outside of it, before he takes you home.

It would take a lot for him to try and stay focused on streaming whenever you’re around in the house. He’s taking ‘bathroom breaks’ every 20 minutes from the stream and, no, he’s not even going near the bathroom on those breaks, but instead he’ll find you and dump his daily dose of love and affection on you, acting like he has all the time in the world to do it. You would go for a lie-down on the couch and know he’s in the middle of a stream when you see the door to his room is closed and you can faintly hear him continuously talk about nothing in particular, and all of a sudden you hear nothing but the door opening and then he’s jumping on the couch, literally giggling and all, ending up landing on top of you, startling you in the process. You’d distraughtly ask him “aren’t you streaming right now?!” and he’d just nonchalantly shrug and smile smugly at you, “if ‘streaming’ means laying on top of you and wanting to make you see stars, then yeah, I sure am streaming.” This guy. You’ll eventually have to push him off and send him back to his stream, and he’ll pretend to be so upset at you, walking back to his room with his shoulders slumped and his head hung low, sighing and mumbling at himself, “guess I’ll go back, unloved and disregarded by the one who means the most to me... I can feel my little heart crumpling up, but who cares, right?” and dramatically closes his door. Soon you’ll hear him normally chatting and laughing again, sounding very much like himself again, and you’ll smile at yourself, because he truly is something else, isn’t he? After literally 20 minutes, you’d be in the kitchen preparing something to eat for yourself, and what you don’t know is that he has excused himself from the stream again for another ‘bathroom break’, and this time you didn’t even hear his door open, because he’s being extra sneaky this time around. He’ll successfully sneak up behind you in the kitchen where you’re busy cooking, and then whisper in your ear “that for me?” That would startle the hell out of you again, but you don’t have too much time to be flabbergasted, before it would hit you that he has once again left his stream and chat unattended and unentertained, so you immediately scold him again for it, “go back to your stream!”, to which he just full-on bursts into playful cackles and says something so stupid in hopes to rile you up even more, like “so, no head?” and keeps laughing like there has never been a better time for him to get on your nerves. You definitely kind of have to push him away and send him back to his room again. He’s still snickering when he eventually returns to the stream, munching on some food he managed to steal off your plate anyway, chat being not too amused themselves, lol. He has a lot of explaining to do, especially if he plans on taking more ‘bathroom breaks’, which he totally is. Poor chat.

He’s so attentive to you, your wants and needs, your interests, your favorites, everything! And definitely enthusiastically notices every change in your appearance too, small or big, you don’t know how he even sometimes notices them. Whenever you actually have undergone a change in appearance, he’s just swooning over it the moment he sees your new look. “Holy—” he stutters as his eyes bulge, “you just rocked my world in a brand new way.” Like I said, he is swooning. He would always be supportive about every change you make, especially if it means that you’ve done something that makes you feel a bit more like yourself, a little bit more confident. You would never have to worry about it, he always finds you incredibly attractive, only has eyes for you. That’s true love right there. He’s not taking his eyes off you for the rest of the day, or the week, telling you every time you notice it that he’s “still getting used to you getting even more beautiful.”

He has a really great talent of tasting... and you figured that out whenever he would recognize what the flavor of your lipbalm is whenever he kisses you. “Strawberry!” “What?” “Your lipbalm, or whatever it is. That’s strawberry flavor.” Sometimes he can’t let it go. You’ll smooch him before you leave him to do some work and when you return, he looks mentally gone, so you’ll ask him, “what’s wrong?” He’ll cry out to you, “I can’t figure out what the flavor of your lipbalm was today! It’s that, like, orange fruit.” “It’s literally called ‘orange’.” “No way!” You didn’t even think too much about it at first, how much effort he puts into that. He’ll definitelty use your lipbalm too, sometimes. You’ll look over to him and catch him in the act, applying your lipbalm on himself, “is that mine?!” He stops in his tracks and starts snickering uncontrollably, kind of embarrassed, putting your lipbalm down, “it’s not fair that only your lips get to be tasty! And this way, you’re technically kissing me even when you’re not. It’s like two birds, one stone, or however it goes. You know?” You just suppress a smile and shake your head at him. He’s so ridiculous. Ridiculously cute, may I add.

He thinks ‘Foolish’s property’, or ‘FG’s property’ should be your brand. If he ever was to hack your social media, I think that’s what he would change your bio to. Especially if you guys hadn’t announced it to the public yet that you’re dating each other, one day, boom, that’s what your bio says, and now everyone’s figuring it out. Welp. He’s such a little troublemaker sometimes, thinking that’s the perfect way to announce your relationship to everyone. It would kind of become your thing, or your ‘brand’ like he wanted to, ever since then and unfortununately, people would not live it down. Foolish would not make it any easier for you by acknowledging people in chat talking about it, and add fuel to the fire by saying how much he likes it. It would blow so out of proportion that a fan would make you a keyring with the phrase ‘FG’s property’. It’s still to this day hanging from your bag. He loves it. Don’t encourage him any further though, or fans will start making you bracelets with that phrase, too. You would secretly love it, though.

Sooo many beach days. We all know he loves them. He loves them even more with you. You two would walk in the sunset, sharing a cool popsicle, he’s showing off for you again, literally carrying your clothes for you by throwing them over his shoulder and brushing his wet hair back, making sure you see all of it. He’s putting on a show for you and pretends he doesn’t know he’s doing it. He probably takes his damned surfboard with him too and covers your body with it, if he gets too jealous of people looking at you. Imagine just laying on the sand with him, a little out of breath and cold when you get out of the ocean, and he tries to occassionally smooch you and it still freaks you out to do it in public. Because you know he’s a tease, and you never know what he’s up to. He promises to control himself, or at least his hands. Can’t say the same for his eyes. He watches you and your body at times so… hungrily that you ask him what’s wrong. He just grins at you and tells you that, “in my mind you’re already naked”, and you get so flustered and your face gets so hot that you have to actually walk away from him. He also grins every time he catches you running your eyes over him, because he knows maybe you’re thinking the same thing. Can’t take you two anywhere. SMH. JK.

He would try so hard to live up to the image of a handyman from your dreams. Whenever something needs repairing, he’s right there to fix it. Or it could be something as simple as changing a lightbulb and he would go all the way for that. You leave him to it and a few minutes later when you return to the room, he’s all in the element. He would have literally pushed and tied his hair back and taken his shirt off, flexing his muscles, whistling and chewing some gum. Yeah, he would be so extra, in full gear, even where’s not much to do. You’d ask him, “this isn’t necessary, is it? It’s just a lightbulb.” He’ll interrupt and shush you, “why not?! I’m putting in hard work.” How many Foolishes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he is jacked. Let’s be real, he would do this when he is doing chores too. You’ll assign him to empty the dishwasher and instead of quickly getting to work to get it over with, he’s being extra as hell and doing the same thing, tying his hair back and removing his shirt. He’s secretly hoping that you’ll walk in and like what you see and offer him some distraction. “Are you going to war, or what?” you’ll tease him instead when he stretches. “Well, yeah, the chores seem to have your attention nowadays more than I do, so, yeah, I’ll fight them,” is what he replies. Not gonna lie, you find it a little funny, that on top of him trying to impress you he has also somehow managed to make himself jealous. So, expect running into a wild Foolish showing off in the house when you least expect it. Sometimes you make fun of him for it and how hard he still tries for you, like that one time you asked him to put the dry laundry back to its’ place and he told you, “I’ll put you in your place in a second, too. You just wait.” Oops. He did. You still make fun of him sometimes, but this time with a motive.

So, about the PDA. Sorry to say it, but his signature move is smacking your butt. And make it as extra, and as embarrassing and annoying for you as possible. If you two ever were to bake together, at first it would be such a cozy evening of baking, unless it’s not so cozy anymore when he tells you, “if only I could get my grabbers on you,” and before you have any time to object, boom, your butt is full of floury handprints. He definitely takes a picture of it when you’re not looking. If you were having a nice day at the beach together, guess who constantly has sandy handprints on their butt? Yep, you. You would definitely feel kind of embarrassed, but he just laughs at you and tells you not to fret. He definitely wants to snap a fun, little sexy picture of it too. For what purpose? You’ll never know. There’s been a time when you’ve been renovating your friends bedroom together, a friendly offer, just painting some walls, and you already know that whenever he has some paint on his hands, he would just reach out and land a smack on your butt, staining you, before you had any time to react. Too bad you had to walk home after that and didn’t have spare pants to change into with you. Foolish feels no shame whatsoever, unlike you, who just doesn’t want to be seen by anyone with these major handprints on your bottom. So, whenever there’s something for him to smudge around, watch out, because he’s not afraid to get his hands (and you) dirty. One of his love languages, perhaps, considering how often he does it.

Whether you want it or not, you’re kind of like his workout buddy now. Or more like a piece of equipment. You’re not sure anymore at this point. But you do know that he usually ends up with more stamina than he started with when you join his work-outs and he can’t take the new-found sexual tension that forms with he’s all giddy and giggly every time he insists you two do that couple-y thing, where you’re lying underneath him while he’s doing push-ups. Sometimes when he lays there on top of you, you really cannot help it that your mind starts wandering, and he calls you out real fast with a blush on his cheeks, (because he’s thinking about it too), and a strained “get your mind out of the gutter”. You do, until he makes you sit on his back while he’s doing push-ups and your breath kind of hitches at his remarkable stamina and strength. It’s all fun, until it’s not, when he starts doing it at nights when he can’t sleep. Sometimes you’d wake up in the middle of the night in an empty bed and he’s on the floor doing push-ups and says, “oh, thank God you’re awake, giddy up and get under me.” You have to refuse, because it’s literally 3 AM and you’re dead tired. The next day he’s at it again. This time he’s doing sit-ups on the bedroom floor and calling for you to sit on him, “saddle up, I’m waiting.” You’ll hesitate, because how would that even work and he’ll huff at you, “oh, so now it’s a problem. If we were to get hot and heavy, you wouldn’t even think twice about it.” Who knows, maybe he invites you to take a shower with him afterwards, (happens 9 out of 10 times). It’s sort of a ritual now. He thinks you spoil him everyday by being the most stunning person alive, so he thinks he needs to catch up a little too and keep himself fit for you. As if you would ever lose your interest. At first you think working out is a drag, until it becomes fun with him, and now you two do it as often as you can. He would definitely smugly propose some more couple-y stuff and moves every time too, sometimes so inappropriate you have to refuse. It’s your job to keep up with him and keep him in check.

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Age swap au where Tommy is Phil and Techno’s dad who has to deal with the blood god and goddess of death that have become interested in his kids

Modern au where Phil is single parenting a young tommy, there's many struggles but the quiet nights where he reads to his baby make it all worth it.

Au where Tommy and Phil are brothers who would kill to see the other smile

Au where Phil is dead and Techno slowly learns to live again

Au where Techno has become something that isn't human anymore, but Tommy is still his younger brother and will love him regardless

Au where Phil, Tommy, and Techno are estranged, but an event forces them together and they learn to forgive

Aus where SBI are different types of family but love is still present

[mooblesandsoups]

Sharing this from the flower husbands server because.

🔥Rivendel veil headcanon🔥

Veils are used in rivendel to cover the face of young princes/princess and sometimes even Nobels if their status is high enough.

It's both to protect the royals but also to hide them from potential suitors for ✨MYSTERY✨with only painting for the other royals and suitors to go off of.

Most of the time royals are wed before their coronation so they remove the veil when they become king/queen however Scott never got that chance so for the first few years of his reign he couldn't take of the veil because tradition.

Eventually after xornoth shows back up Scott just says "fuck it" and takes it off because he thinks it's annoying when your trying to plan battle strategies

Jimmy and Scott both cover their face

For Jimmy it's more of a status symbol. A show that he is a ruler just like the others which is what the codfather head is at least in his mind. It's also a pledge to protect the empire and his people alongside it. But he can and has shown his face to the other mostly during meetings but he usually covers it back up after Ashamed of his appearance.

For Scott it's a tradition so he had too cover it until marriage which Katherine allowed since. It wasn't a particular status symbol. he was also allowed to show others rulers but previous rulers still kept it a secret for safety reasons so I do feel like he decided to keep it like that for the sake of his council. He did let Katherine see his face tho because their besties.

The idea of Jimmy daydreaming about what Scott looks like too is also very funny too me my boy is a MESS over this man

Adding on Every painter that has seen Scotts face have told him how beautiful he is and that is TERRIFYING to him. The idea of Scott hating the fact he's objectively pretty it's something I love playing around with.

It's why he keeps the veil on for so long, if your pretty no one is going to take your seriously only every bringing up his appearance instead of what he can do or how he runs his kingdom.

It's why he managed to stay single for so long cause every suitor coming over just wanted to see his physical features or wanted his riches not HIM

With Jimmy, he already admired Scott. Since they first met he knew how strong Scott was and how good he was at being a ruler. Only after they started getting closer and closer is when Jimmy curiousity grew even more. Sure Jimmy's always been a bit curious but it's really not his business but ever since he fell for Scott there's been a growing itch to ask. Not because he wants to kiss him or anything like that NOOO totally not.

[alleyesony0u]

Mumbo Jumbo headcanons regarding his vampirism because i'm bored

cw: discussion of blood, blood drinking, and death

- instead of eating food to restore hearts he just whips out a vial of animal blood from his belt and downs it like a shot

- has a bunch of tiny scars on his bottom lip because he bites it while focusing on redstone projects and ends up puncturing his skin with his fangs

- extremely fast and also nocturnal. definitely not the guy you want to be against in a pvp server at night

- additionally, he is much stronger than he looks. he is extremely lanky but he can absolutely carry an entire tree log without chopping it up (with a little bit of struggle)

- vampires don't burn in the sun, mumbo is just unlucky enough to be a stereotype who is always pale and just gets sunburns instead of tanning

- on the contrary, his skin is cold because he is a vampire. all vampires have icy cold skin because of their need of nutrient intake from blood, due to their lack of vitamins

- he was born of and raised by vampires, not turned.

- mumbo finds drinking human blood immoral and repulsive and because of this, thinks human blood tastes disgusting. he has never drank human blood...

- except once. :)

- as a vampire, mumbo isn't necessarily immortal, rather, his lifespan is longer than that of most other species. he is also extremely difficult to kill because his vampirism heals him so quickly, but it is not impossible to kill a vampire. oftentimes when in pvp servers, admins have to alter the server code to ensure it's easier to kill mumbo.

all done! :D

[blorbomcytshipping]

El Spreen, Technoblade, Jaiden animations, and Xisuma are all aroace, I will not be taking criticism

bro in the kitchen rn;

[adammonter]

This is just a fun idea that I have that proteins to my Martyn design on my own personal belief of what Herobrine is to Watcher Lore. Obviously, this is my own personal headcanon.

So anyone who's ever seen my art of specifically of Martyn will notice that I draw him with 'blank' eyes

I've also posted about it before on how it got taken

I tend to just call this my Herobrine!Martyn design nowadays, but he isn't really Herobrine but more also a victim that Herobrine was/is.

See, the Watchers have always existed, and sometimes they get really attached to players. Well, I believe that if a player actively chooses to go against the Watchers in any way, the Watchers (as gods, reminder) and simply take sight away. Or at least the pupils.

This adds onto my headcanon that the Watchers can take any form, but only of those they have forcefully 'taken their eyes'.

Now, what does this mean for Herobrine, you may ask. Well, like I said before, I think he was just another victim of the Watchers. Maybe his starts following the Watchers orders after that, or maybe the Watchers use his 'skin' to, well, watch and torment.

I think it's a personal fun headcanon I have that not only affects Martyn and Herobrine, but also other characters who have the blank eyes. But also just fun world building things :)

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Ur uncultured or nah?