#all the treks

[trek-tracks]

"Sonic shower or water shower" discourse is so limited. This is the replicator-equipped Enterprise! Set that to "Caffeine Mist." Melted butter, gently cooled. Chocolate fountain and I'm the strawberry.

[glitter-and-metal]

Star Trek things I love, in no particular order:

When they would get an animal, add some minor costume to it, and bang....it's an alien. Yes, the unicorn dog from TOS is the perfect example of this.

The little smile Lieutenant Malcolm Reed gets when he gets to blow something up.

Also on Enterprise, that bitch fight rogue sparring between Reed and Hayes. That was glorious. And hilarious.

Janeway and her coffee

Bashir and Garak. Need I say more?

The spots on the Trills. Idk. I just like leopard/cheetah patterns and this reminds me of them.

Andorian antennae and the fact that they move. They're warriors but look adorable.

This....weird scene

And there's way more but this list would end up endless.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[artemis-pendragon]

Craziest shit about being a fandom blogger in these dark political times is scrolling back thru my recent posts like Oh we are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed. Oh hey, Blorbo from my Shows, I love that guy! :) We are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed.

[saragrosie]

Garashir nation???? We're back???

[wwillywonka]

hey so what the actual fuck

edit: that's the link to the video btw^^

[dilbobloggins]

i could NOT work with a Vulcan. it would end in a fist fight even though i have no chance of winning. “there’s no need to react emotionally” girl i am going to kill you with my teeth. i understand why Bones is Like That. i would be too.

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

[otp-more-like-killmeplease]

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[planetlongjourney]

Ds9 characters going through genuinely the worst trauma over and over again, finding new ways to have the most horrendous time:

Ds9 crew in the next episode:

[kirksbignaturals]

yk what if i was bones i'd be mad as hell too all the damn time cause imagine you tryna do your job and this bitch cant go 5 minutes without giving you this exact wordless-but-extremley-specific "hmmmmm?" look

[emiink]

Made some Star Trek pants because I have a problem!!!! Had a lot of fun with this project and I’m gonna wear it everydayomgeheheheh :D !

A very special thanks to @strawberfolk for all their gracious help and for cradling me in their arms when the sewing machine literally attacked me at gunpoint

[cursedtrekedits]

you can’t even tell these are edited because they just look like that anyway

[lonesomedreamer]

ALIEN LANDSCAPES of STAR TREK