#not cursed

[cursedtrekedits]

you can’t even tell these are edited because they just look like that anyway

[cursedimagedump]

also, please put in the tags/comments if you had any other rules for the game! such as two punches for specific colors, no punch backs, or anything else!

[sleepy-grav3]

The Most Chaotic Animal to Exist: Ferrets

So, you've seen that one post about how Danny becomes the Ancient of The Void, and it's a ferret? And the reblog of him becoming friends with Space, and it's another ferret?

What if... What if there were other powerful ideas or things or whatever that were also ferrets?

Like, you know how Clockwork is the Master of Time?

What if Time was a ferret? Or MULTIPLE ferrets??? Past, Present, and Future anyone??? Or maybe one for each dimension? Or one that has the ability to duplicate???? Or maybe each thing that represents time is given a ferret: one for a clock, another for a calendar, a sun dial, stopwatches, timers-

Dreams. Each dream is a ferret. Nocturn just loves his ferrets. Or maybe it's sleep in general that's a ferret and dreams are just food for it. AND THAT'S WHY NOBODY REMEMBERS ALL THEIR DREAMS. Scientists say that people have like- 4 dreams on average in 8 hours (might've butchered that, it's been a while since I heard that bit. but it's multiple dreams nonetheless... Fever dreams are starting to make a lot of sense now...)

You know what else would be an Ancient? Luck. Like- Lady Luck. It would be funny if she was just the guardian of a bunch of gold ducks, but it would also be pretty cute if the embodiment of Luck is a ferret.

What else could be an Ancient? Idk.

But I'm thinking that this would follow the headcanon about Ancients being a Concept given existence. The Living thought them up and believed enough, but the concept or base element of it all was always there.

Then when you think about DC with deities, it all makes sense. They need belief for power and they can interact with the living realm because their believes thought they could.

On the other hand, Ancients are old concepts that been there basically forever since time in different dimensions isn't linear. They gain power just from the belief that what they're based on exists, meaning, their power is based on their assigned ferret.

City Spirits- Lady Gotham. Curses! MAGIC!!!

What if magic was a ferret too???

What if each curse residing in Gotham became ferret coded???

What if Danny becomes a shepherd but for ferrets?!

And do you know what people who can herd ferrets are called?

Business.

He's a literal business. Oh my god-

Is this a way he can survive in Gotham?!

[cursedmerlinedits]

blessed edit 🌼

[cursedpossums]

I'm studying to become a wildlife rehabber, and I'm currently hyperfocused on opossums. I've been obsessed with them. I shit you not I opened my front door to go get soda and almost stepped on him

He's very spicy which is good!! Our wildlife center opens in four hours so we'll be taking him there as soon as they open!

(dw he's in a crate with a heated rice sock and a towel to snuggle in, with room to move away from the heat if he needs to)

major contender for world's most handsome little man?!?!

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

god this is the way wrong site for this but. does anyone know of a legitimate site that sells replica rally car kits? in particular the ford rs200?

[startrekvsfaceapp]

[i-make-things-content-aware]

Do me next!

So the problem with this is it would just NOT upload. But to make up for it, I got some Who's That Pokémon for you!

[cursedlinkeduniverse]

I have been cooking these up for quite a while now but the playlists for the LU boys are finally finished!

They're mainly based on this post, however they may not quite match it.

So there you guys go, here are the links to the playlists!

Four

Hyrule

Legend

Sky

Time

Twilight

Warriors

Wild

Wind

If there's any issues with the playlists lmk and I'll try to fix them!

[cursedyaoi]

The fruity Mafalda strip that stuck with me when I read it as a child

[cursed-wof]

The most cursed thing is there's only one clone left, and they outlived you.......

I have returned.

[cursedtrekedits]

since everyone enjoyed that one photo i posted, here’s some more goofing on set.

(source for most of them but they’re from all over the place)

[cursedimagedump]

I saw your vw beetle punch buggy poll and I gotta tell ya- I drive a yellow beetle I call “Dandy.” She’s very fast and cute and I also call her “Beetabug.” Anyway, the best part of driving a beetle is riding around a populated area and watching the violence unfold in the pedestrians around you. Brother against father. Sister against mother. Fists flying through inches of atmosphere before connecting to flesh and bone. Synapses fire- the pain- first the sting of the strike, then the sting of defeat. I am the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. I ride in on a yellow punch buggy.

You are my favorite person to exist, Godsp33d you delightful agent of chaos.

[dtsaranya]

People have asked me to draw some not-cursed things recently, so here is a cute bulbasaur who likes playing fetch. No promises I’ll ever draw something cute ever again.

[pooksbedamned]

Ever get a gift that you don’t know what to do with it?

It’s not cursed that I know of

I will mail this to anyone that wants it

(Free if you live in the lower 48 USA. No I’m not kidding)