#all hp ships

[fiendishfyre]

We do need more art of old(er) marauders. Let them be alive, let them have lived and it show.

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

psych is such a relief compared to other fandoms. we all know shawn is bisexual and has the potential to be in love with all 3 of his best friends but like i never see any active hate about it. like more than one ship? polycule. don’t like any of them? they’re all still besties. it’s just such a calm feeling to scroll through the psych tag and just see them all being silly. i love it here

[littleliterarylesbian]

love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.

He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: Okay, let’s go through this one more time. Are we clear with the plan?

Hermione: Check

Ron: You got your wands in hands?

Harry: Check

Draco: Did you have breakfast, Harry?

Harry: What? That’s not on the checklist

Draco: I added it because I care about you!

Harry: No, I did not have breakfast

Draco: Unacceptable, Potter! Look in your pocket

Harry: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this bar!

Draco: Yeah, I’m not an idiot! I know how to trick my boy friend into eating his fiber

Harry: All right, bar digested. Mission go!

[futurequibblerjournalist]

You cannot convince me Sirius has not beaten up Barty at least once because he was running his mouth and spreading rumours about him

[axxio-sriracha]

Me: *wants to have a well known fic that everyone talks about*

Also me: Wait, I have to actually WRITE IT??

[hprecipe-recfest]

🌯Welcome to HP Recipe Rec Fest!🍰

Ingredients:

1 whole tried and tested recipe

A handful of any of your favourite Harry Potter characters

1 plot bunny (fresh)

A dash of productivity (double concentrated)

5 sprigs of inspiration

Method:

Sign up using the google form or by sending us an ask (here is an accessible log of all the pledged recipes, to avoid many multiple versions of the same dish).

Write your fic/ draw your art. Note: your fic/art must reference or include the dish matching your included recipe; this can be in passing or central to the story.

Ensure your recipe and the method is clearly identified within the fic or attached to the art - this may be at the beginning or end of your fic, or incorporated into the story/art.

Post your art or fic BY MAY 31st ensuring it has been properly tagged. This can be just to tumblr, or ao3, or both! If you would like to add it to the collection, you may do so.

Use the tag HP Recipe Rec Fest 2024 on ao3 so all recipes can be found under one tag.

Tag us on tumblr for a reblog and to have your recipe added to the ‘Masterlist Recipe Book’*

Enjoy your efforts with a cup of tea.

*NB: The Masterlist Recipe Book will be published on June 1st.

Nutritional advice:

All content warnings must be properly tagged. On tumblr posts, tag with #hprrf and #hp recipe rec fest. You should also @ us for a reblog and so we can read/view your work.

We will try to update the sign-ups as quickly as possible but there may be a short delay due to time zones and being working adults.

Chef (author) notes:

- ALL HARRY POTTER SHIPS WELCOME

- This fest follows SALS, YKINMKATO, DLDR

- We appreciate that recipes may not be of your own creation. Where a recipe has been directly lifted from a book/website, please drop a link/title. If your recipe found in a book/website has been adapted, this is not necessary.

- Ideally, fics will be between 1,000 and 10,000 words (though we don’t want to curb your enthusiasm).

- Please only write E-rated fics if you are over 18. Authors who abuse the rule will not have their works reblogged or endorsed by the fest.

- Multiple recipes and fics by the same author are welcome, but please complete your first before you submit another recipe to the google form

**I would like to give a huge shout out to @eyra and @greyeyedmonster-18 both of whom have written fics (TORFPS; Eyra and Chef’s Kiss; Grey, which is no longer on ao3) about sharing food together/recipes and cooking, and have recipes linked or have shared recipes related to them. Without their works, I wouldn’t have come up with the fest idea - thank you endlessly for sharing these with us <3 Rory**

[yantao-enthusiast]

pleaaaase stop tagging wlw ships that are background on the mlm fics !!!!! the majority of that wlw ship tag is clogged up with mlm with just a dash of wlw when all the people want is them to be the stars PLEEASSSEEEEEE

[kissmypoets-hp]

just finished my 1:1 chat with my manager at work and i just found out she used to write DRAMIONE FANFICTION omg…. i wonder if i can get her to read drarry fanfiction in the year of our lord 2024…

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

"Hurt me and tell me you're mine

I don't know why but I like it

Scary? My god, you're divine....... "

This verse is sooo rosekiller coded

[hpdmguy]

soft cuddles!!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Guys, I don’t know what Draco wants anymore. What am I supposed to do? Do I ask him out? I mean, we’re friends, but we had that past and it’s just so complicated!

Ron: May I speak freely, Harry?

Harry: Yeah, of course!

Ron: *clears throat*

Ron: I am so sick of hearing this year after year! “Guys, what am I going to do?” “I told Draco I love him! I took it back! I’m afraid of commitment! I’m worried about our future! We had a past!”

Ron: FOR MERLIN’S SAKE, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! YOU ALREADY DENIED HIS HANDSHAKE YEARS AGO! DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO?

Harry: …

Hermione: What he said

[shadowjinx2906]

I think it’s funny when people try to gatekeep and get all “they’d never do that!” “They wouldn’t even like each other!” “This would never happen!” as if this fandom doesn’t already run on delulu—literally how it started.

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

GUYS HELP!

I have been lightly dropping nuggets of marauders fandom (and just general fandom) culture to my family, as a way to process my findings. Like I said in a previous post, fandom participation is largely an anthropology endeavor for me, and being able to explain the culture to outsiders is important for that. This is extra funny because my family is very Christian, and like. . .we're all kind of prudes. Like, we don't really care what other people do as long as it's not in front of us, but that does mean AO3 has some WILD stuff that we never would have THOUGHT to imagine on our own.

Anyway, I explained to my mother that due to the wild popularity of Crimson Rivers, one of the most popular romantic pairings amongst the Marauders fans is James Potter/Regulus Black or, as I said "Harry Potter's dead dad and Harry Potter's dead godfather's dead emo brother." I expressed my pleased bafflement that a complete crackship had become a fandom staple, and showed her the sheer AMOUNT of fics for it on AO3.

You wanna know her response!?!?!

"Mmmmm. That's weak. We can get crazier than that. I wanna see Severus Snape/Mundungus Fletcher."

MY MOTHER. . .WHO DOES NOT READ FANFICTION. WANTS. A. CRACKSHIP FIC.

You wanna know the best part? THERE AREN'T ANY ON AO3! I LOOKED!

Now. I'm sure that somebody has done this SOMEWHERE. So if somebody knows of one, send me a link. But otherwise. . .CALLING ALL BORED WRITERS!

Also, you know what else she said?

"Ooh ooh, what about Newt Scamander/Willy Wonka, but the Timothy Chalemet version! That would be cute! I actually really want to read that"

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOMOPHOBIC BROTHER!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS FREAKING CROSSOVER NOW! But not me because my sorry aroace hide is trash at writing romance. Like, I think I might be okay when it's f/f, but I don't think I'd enjoy writing an mlm romance fic. So, again:

CALLING ALL BORED WRITERS! I HAVE CRACKSHIPS FOR YOU!

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

Cupid x Sanderson

I’m normal about them I’m so normal I’m definitely not obsessed with pixies especially Sanderson my dad

[hprecipe-recfest]

HARRY POTTER RECIPE REC FEST COMING SOON!!

Watch this space for more information soon!