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We do need more art of old(er) marauders. Let them be alive, let them have lived and it show.
#jily#prongsfoot#wolfstar#wolfstarbucks#etc#all ships#not only marauders actually#all hp ships#draw older characters#that goes for myself as well#self imposed challenge#✨#yes inspired to say this because of the previous art I reblogged
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psych is such a relief compared to other fandoms. we all know shawn is bisexual and has the potential to be in love with all 3 of his best friends but like i never see any active hate about it. like more than one ship? polycule. don’t like any of them? they’re all still besties. it’s just such a calm feeling to scroll through the psych tag and just see them all being silly. i love it here
#don’t get me wrong there is angst it’s just about other things#this is specifically about shipping and ship wars#also this is just from what i’ve seen so#i could be way off#i just haven’t seen anyone hating on each other’s ships#side eyeing hp marauders spn and mcu#we could all stand to be a little more calm#psych#shassie#shules#shawngus#em saying things
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love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.
He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.
#this is my truth and i shall speak it#i am apart of the loser remus agenda#your telling me he has game? i dont believe you at all#marauders era#marauders#harry potter#dead gay wizards#dead wizards from the 70s#hp marauders#remus lupin#remus x sirius#remus x regulus#remus john lupin#wolfstar#wolfseeker#moonseeker#moonwater#idk!! other remus ships!!! those r just my main two!!#.theadcanons
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yes, hello, please let the record show that when Harry and Draco meet at Madame Malkin's and Harry is reminded strongly of Dudley Draco hasn't done anything that is particularly vile, he's just
been blond (technically "pale", we can't yet make the Dudley to Draco connection via hair color)
talked about having two involved parents
I direct the jury to this exchange:
Draco is just behaving like a kid, even if he uses the world "bully" ( he's clearly using it hyperbolically) and drawls (the Malfoy Special, if you will). This is not exactly villain foreshadowing 101.
Something could be said for how Draco's words suggest a power dynamic wherein he's in control of his parents, like Harry views Dudley and the Dursleys's relationship, but also... Draco is a child making boastful remarks to another child, one would expect exaggeration as par for the course.
I fail to see any signs of Great Evil; Draco's phrasing may have triggered feelings of inadequacy and maybe also envy, (Harry wants a family most of all as per the mirror of erised) but also, Harry has presumably been going to school and has met plenty of parented children, this can't be a new situation.
What I'm saying is that jkr is doing a bit of a tell don't show, she is giving us the key with which we are to interpret every one of Draco and Harry's interactions from this moment on but kind of falls flat in the execution.
What I (and others beside me) read in their following interaction is just two people not understanding eachother. One boy feels confused, insecure and out of his depth and the other one doesn't know this is happening. Draco is trying to make a good impression on a schoolmate by saying any and all impressive things he can think of, not knowing that by repeating his father's greatest hits he's inadvertently alienating Harry.
In conclusion, your honor, I posit to you that upon their meeting Harry immediately feels strongly about Draco but, in his inexperience (and lack of emotional development see: cupboard), he is unable to identify the origin of said strong feelings and attributes them to dislike (the Dudley Connection). Thus a scene meant to highlight their incompatibility ends up foreshadowing Harry and Draco's unusual bond instead.
tldr: drarry is a great ship, jkr is an idiot savant who managed to write the greatest enemies to lovers storyline of all time without meaning to and also I know I'm reaching but I've decided this is the bible truth since truth is what you make of it.
#hp#hp meta#hp reread#drarry#i hate that portmanteau#hpdm#they love eachother your honor#the world's most biased hp reread#why I ship it: an illustrated compendium#harry potter meta#the blorger special#the drarry of it all
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DPxDC Hogwarts AU [pt. 1]
The first time Tim sees him, he is seven, standing by his Father's side, and bored out of his mind.
The 'party' is numbingly dull, full of adults, sparkling flutes of champagne, tiny sandwiches, and fake twinkling laughter. Tim doesn't understand how his parents find any of it interesting; in his opinion, nothing about just talking to people for hours and hours straight sounds as exciting as they make it look.
He wishes he could just go home already. Not that his time in the Drake estate gets any more exciting than bothering house elves or spending his day in the library, but it's still better than this.
Or, Tim thought so until he heard the unmistakable sound of glass shattering on the floor.
He turns around, and there are yelps and screams of surprise and angry swearing. It takes Tim a few seconds to realize what's going on - a few people are holding their hands to their faces, like trying to hide them, and he gets a glimpse of an elephant trunk peeking through the palms of one old lady.
And then, there's a sound of loud, delighted laughter ringing through the room, and the sound of footsteps, and-
"DANIEL!" Tim hears Mr. Masters, the host of the event, yell at the top of his lungs.
A moment later, Tim sees a boy zooming past him, elbowing the adults on his way to push through the crowd and still cackling like a madman. Tim doesn't get a good look at him, what with the boy running so fast he almost trips, but he does notice the messy black hair and the large, knitted blue sweater that looks too big on the boy's body.
"Daniel Jackson Fenton, come back this instant!" Mr. Masters calls again, his thunderous steps louder than all the yelling around them.
The boy doesn't even deign him with a look over his shoulder. Instead, he darts towards the nearest window, opens it with what seems to be practiced ease, and climbs on the windowsill. Only then does he look back to the chaos he created in the room full of respectable guests, and grins.
Tim blinks. He's never seen anyone smile like this, all teeth and mischief, and cheeky excitement.
"What, too old to catch me, Vlad?" He sticks his tongue at Mr. Masters, and just for a moment, Tim is scared the man is going to lunge at him. Yet, right as Mr. Masters gets close enough, the boy pushes off and jumps out the window, his laughter echoing through the night.
Mr. Masters looks like he is about to follow - and Tim is, for once, curious to see if he would - but stops himself short, only leaning out the window.
"Don't bother coming back, you little badger, you are grounded!" The man yells. The only response he gets is another fit of distant cackling from the gardens.
"That is sure a way to entertain the crowd," Father says quietly, and the tall, dark-skinned woman he's been talking to before the whole mess happened snorts a short laugh.
Tim looks back to the few people who are still sporting elephant trunks for their noses.
It's the first time he thinks a party full of adults in stuffy robes can be more fun than he expected.
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Some visuals for v i b e s
The room where the scene took place:
Tim's drawing after he was back home from the party (house elves helped):
[Picrew]
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I have the vaguest possible idea of where I'm going, but this is definitely going to be a multichapter thing.
A few notes I've got pinned down so far:
Drakes are a mostly pureblood family, not filthy rich and straight up focused on the whole purity thing, but keeping their reputation clean and nice, and their income stable. Both Jack and Janet have attended Hogwarts, and they were both Ravenclaws while they were at it. Janet might have some relation to Blacks, but it's so distant that she doesn't bother keeping it in mind.
Vladimir Masters is, technically, a pureblood wizard, but his family has been in England for only two or so generations. His grandma (who is still very much alive) came from Russia after falling madly in love with Vlad's grandpa (who is now deceased and, as the rumor goes, his wife had a hand in it). He also attended Hogwarts and has been a Ravenclaw in the same year as Madeline Fenton nee Walker. Hence, Daniel Fenton is his godson and, unofficially, as of right now, heir to Masters family.
[part 2 ->]
#im going to have f u n with this#danny phantom#dpxdc#dc x dp#tim drake#vlad masters#hp#dpxdcxhp#hogwarts au#cork prompts#yes this is going to end up with dead tired ship#like all my prompts
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Ron: Okay, let’s go through this one more time. Are we clear with the plan?
Hermione: Check
Ron: You got your wands in hands?
Harry: Check
Draco: Did you have breakfast, Harry?
Harry: What? That’s not on the checklist
Draco: I added it because I care about you!
Harry: No, I did not have breakfast
Draco: Unacceptable, Potter! Look in your pocket
Harry: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this bar!
Draco: Yeah, I’m not an idiot! I know how to trick my boy friend into eating his fiber
Harry: All right, bar digested. Mission go!
#drarry#draco getting all worried about his Gryffindor boyfriend#harry potter#draco malfoy#incorrect drarry quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes#harry x draco#hpdm#daddiesdrarry on instagram#incorrect hp#hp#harry potter x draco malfoy#draco x harry#drarry squad#drarry gang#hp text post#hp imagine#hp ships#incorrect hp quotes#hp incorrect quotes#incorrect draco malfoy quotes#ron weasley#hermione granger#source: brooklyn 99
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You cannot convince me Sirius has not beaten up Barty at least once because he was running his mouth and spreading rumours about him
#you also can't convince me that the rumours didn't spread through gilderoy cause that boy is a gossipy little bitch lol#barty and gilderoy gossip buddies#marauders era#marauders#hp marauders#hp#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#sirius black#sirius black headcanon#barty crouch jr headcanons#gilderoy lockhart#for the love of all things good this is not a ship post
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just finished my 1:1 chat with my manager at work and i just found out she used to write DRAMIONE FANFICTION omg…. i wonder if i can get her to read drarry fanfiction in the year of our lord 2024…
#need to get her thoughts on drarry next time#i actually deeply respect dramione bc it was one of the het hp ships i browsed when i was like… 12#in the clurb we all fam etc#and i love when drarry authors write in a solid draco-hermione friendship dynamic bc honestly i do think they COULD'VE been friends#also sorry for being gone. i’ve been dealing with Dramatic Changes at Work and Real Life 😭#I MISS DRARRY!!! and seeing my beautiful mutuals’ beautiful posts!!! and making fic recs!!! life is just CONSUMING me rn
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Me: *wants to have a well known fic that everyone talks about*
Also me: Wait, I have to actually WRITE IT??
#this wasnt part of the deal#why cant it just appear from my brain?#marauders#marauders era#harry potter#wolfstar#jegulus#drarry#jily#all the ships#fanfic#ao3#wattpad#hp#writing#help
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Day 13: a rare pair
📚 Licurici by @lou-isfake
Draco/Harry/Charlie, wordcount 133k, E
Summary:
Charlie wanted Harry, but he’d never planned on having him. He’d never planned on Draco Malfoy, either. He hadn’t planned on anything but living out his days in Romania, with his friends and his dragons and his safe, peaceful distance. Apparently, it wasn’t a very popular plan. This is a story about crumbs and flickers and roots, running away and coming home; about falling in love without meaning to (twice), and having truly good friends, and the mutually revealing recognition between two people in love with the same man.
Licurici (m) Noun, Romanian (pl licurici) - Firefly (pronunciation here!)
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One thing you may or may not already know from my previous recs, I love, ADORE, a good poly fic and I have to say Licurici is at the very top of my list. I wasn't sure about this pairing at first, because I am a very hardcore Drarry shipper, yet this fic has demonstrated beutifully how freaking deliciously Charlie just makes sense in this dynamics. He is the calm they need, the experience, the wilderness, the absolute devotion and acceptance. He is somehow exactly what both Harry and Draco need and I just... *melting*
There are quite a few aspects that make this story exceptional, let me enlist just a few:
Charlie being an empath (!)
while Draco is an excellent Occlumens (the angst!!)
THE DRAGONS! I would die for Mathilde. I kept imagining her as Hiccups from "How to train your dragon" and I couldn’t help falling in love with her 🐉🖤
the fact that the Malfoy grounds are being repurposed for a dragon sanctuary – as in, a place of healing and safety and DRAGONS
Charlie coming home. Not a lot of works out there describe that and I absolutely loved this aspect of the story.
Last but not least, big shoutout to @phoenixortheflame who has done a stunning bind of this fic with @saijordison Challengers-inspired art on the cover no less <3
Thank you for this lovely prompt @hprecfest and of course dearest @lou-isfake for your captivating fiction 🤍
Please find a few of my favourite moments of the story for your enjoyment under the cut
Molly explaining that traids are actually common and respected in the magical world !! I LOVE this concept. And then!
"King Arthur, Merlin, and Morgana? No?” She huffed and rolled her eyes. “The Founders of Hogwarts—did you think they were colleagues?”
All the Merthur and Mergana feels from BBC Merlin haha <3 Also all the „what do they teach in school these days” vibe, oh man, Molly <3
2. All the Draco = dragon jokes <3
"Speaking of dragons - where is Draco?"
"I have to tend to the other dragons,” he said with a wink, and Draco rolled his eyes, fighting a smile"
oh baby 😭
3.
"Love is not a limited resource"
*CRIES*
4. Charlie PERFECTLY summing Harry up in two words:
„Adorable and invincible”
I just love this boy 😍
5. Harry "conducting the electricity between them" which is the hottest and also most fitting description of their relationship at the time.
6. I am a complete sucker for situations where the third person is simply needed, like, logistically. So when Harry does his Auror stunts and Draco needs Charlie to take care of him or when Harry is in Mungo's and Draco needs Charlie there – I AM MELTED INTO THE GROUND.
7. Oh and the sex. I mean, phew, oh boy, these scenes were just SO HOT.
OKAY NOW MY FAV PART: Freaking Draco/Charlie dynamics.
I have a soft spot for the less obvious relationship in the triad, between „the others", so to say. Because Harry and Draco – that's just natural. Harry/Charlie – as we get Charlie's POV that’s also somehow... just makes sense. But Charlie and Draco – now, that's new.
At first, it seems that Harry – and their love for him – is the only thing they have in common (as beautifully illustrated in the Final Battle scene). But as the story progresses, we learn Draco's POV, we can see his "soft belly", we see Charlie falling for him and for Harry AND Draco's feelings. So once we are at this moment in the story, Harry basically just became a (cery pretty) ornament in this relationship for me 😅 And I LOVED how it was portrayed, how Charlie and Draco MAKE SO MUCH SENSE IF THEY JUST LET THEMSELVES TO.
#hprecfest2024#hprecfest#licurici#lou-isfake#louisfake#traid#poly ship#rarepair#or raretriad#but lets face it all triads are rare#and why#WHY#hp#harry/draco/charlie#drarry#or#drarry+#hihi#my recs#my stuff
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🌯Welcome to HP Recipe Rec Fest!🍰
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Chef (author) notes:
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**I would like to give a huge shout out to @eyra and @greyeyedmonster-18 both of whom have written fics (TORFPS; Eyra and Chef’s Kiss; Grey, which is no longer on ao3) about sharing food together/recipes and cooking, and have recipes linked or have shared recipes related to them. Without their works, I wouldn’t have come up with the fest idea - thank you endlessly for sharing these with us <3 Rory**
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Hello and welcome to today's instalment of "Harry doesn't know what he's feeling when he's feeling it". I'm in the middle of going through the books (for nerd reasons) and I stumbled upon this passage:
And the thing is: this happens in book 1, right at the beginning of the school year. Not only have Draco and Harry interacted very little so far but the inciting incident that made Harry react this way is peculiar.
You see, Harry here is thinking back on his first ever potions lesson, where Snape tried to humiliate him at every turn. In that scene Draco does not interact with Harry, all he does is be a gleeful spectator to the dressing down and also make potions. Literally.
Draco mentions in the scene:
The slytherin boys (or at the very least the ones Harry knows so far) are amused by Snape's roasting of Harry
2. second verse, same as the first
3. Draco is good at potions, this irritates Harry
That's literally everything. All Draco is guilty of here is being present for Harry's humiliation and being competent at something Harry is trying for the first time. Yes, he's laughing at Harry's misfortune but this is not described as a performance for his benefit (unlike in later books where Draco will make sure Harry sees him laughing at his misfortune). Harry sees Draco's reaction (and Crabbe and Goyle's) but are they the only ones laughing or are they the only ones Harry is paying attention to? Harry explicitly says, in the second passage I mentioned, that he tries not looking at Draco+ Crabbe&Goyle; this to me implies that he's especially conscious of them and their reaction.
As I remarked here about their very first interaction, Harry's feelings towards Draco are, from the get-go, more complicated and nebulous than one might think. If I had to name what sentiments Draco inspires in Harry in these first interactions, I'd say a non insignificant one is inadequacy.
We can see that during the first potions lesson, and again at the thought of a shared flying lesson, Harry very much dislikes the thought of being seen failing by Draco . Why, on Harry's very first night at Hogwarts he has a nightmare and you know who's featured prominently in it, witnessing Harry in an embarrassing situation and laughing about it? None other than Draco Lucius Malfoy.
I find this interesting because Harry claims his feelings towards Draco are similar to what he feels towards Dudley (at this point in the narrative he's remarked on it more than once) but Dudley's actions towards Harry are intentional (pre-Hogwarts dudders loves bullying Harry) whereas Draco has yet to do anything to Harry other than try really badly to befriend him (and be stung by his rejection).
Furthermore Harry, from what we see from his interactions with Dudley, does not seem to be at all self conscious of the way he behaves in front of his cousin nor does he measure his achievements by comparing them with Dudley's. I'd say his general attitude toward Dudley is dismissive, in complete contrast with the competitiveness he feels with Draco yet, somehow, Harry keeps associating the two in his mind.
There's this element of self-fulfilling prophecy in Harry and Draco's interactions (no doubt because jkr is telling us to dislike Draco before showing us why) that I never noticed before. Harry dislikes Draco at first sight (more accurately, he's unsettled by him and decide this means he dislikes him) so he's going to look for other things to dislike in order to reinforce his bias:
Draco receives packages from home? Wow, he's spoiled just like Dudley, nevermind the fact that countless other students are undoubtedly receiving just as many packages.
Draco is a competent beginner potions student? Oh wow, it's just like that git to succeed in a class taught by another git (essentially: if you're favoured by a bad person that means you're bad too)
And because these reactions don't happen in a vacuum, Draco notices them, which fuels HIS complicated emotions vis-à-vis Harry. Add all of this to the feelings of rejection he has no doubt been stewing on and voilà, you have the birth of Draco's decision to be Harry's enemy (since he can't be his friend).
tldr: Harry indadvertedly started the rivalry with Draco and Draco followed suit because negative attention is still attention.
#hp#drarry#hpdm#why I ship it: an illustrated compendium#I kinda read it as: Harry wants a relationship of equals#which is why he chooses to befriend Ron and not Draco#(11 y.o Draco knows nothing about how friendships work see: Crabbe&Goyle)#and you know who else you can have an equal relationship with?#your rival#Harry's desire not to be seen failing by Draco becomes wanting to win against him real quick#harry potter meta#the Blorger Special#the drarry of it all
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pleaaaase stop tagging wlw ships that are background on the mlm fics !!!!! the majority of that wlw ship tag is clogged up with mlm with just a dash of wlw when all the people want is them to be the stars PLEEASSSEEEEEE
#so happy yellowjackets exist#because all men are background and majorly unimportant#except javi my son i love him and he will survive the winter#no but think about how if you go in an mlm tag at least a majority of them are focused on said ship#but suddenly when it’s wlw#you have to dig through the trenches (at least five ao3 pages) before finding fic focused on that ship#IN THEIR OWN DAMN TAG!!!!!#ig it’d be harder if they’d want to filter it out if they removed it#but maybe. they should just learn how to read#or accept other opinions#anyways!#wlw#wlw ship#wlw post#sapphic#sapphic ships#if this is a safe space#genshin impact#NONE OF THE TOP RELATIONSHIPS ARE WLW#DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I’VE HAD TO DIG FOR YANTAO FICS SOMETIMES#genshin#yantao#ganqing#eulamber#heavy side eye to#mauraders era#hp marauders#the digging i did for marylily was unacceptable#marylily#dorlene
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Blaise: Darling, this sweater has a hole in it
Ron: It’s okay! I can still wear it, I’m used to wearing hand-me-downs already
Blaise: This is not yours?
Ron: Well, it’s originally Bill’s, then Charlie’s, then Percy’s, you know the how it is, and now it’s mine
Blaise: Do you have clothes that aren’t from your brothers?
Ron: Probably not. I mean, I’m still living in Charlie’s old room
Blaise: …
Blaise: Will you give me an hour?
*an hour later*
Ron: Blaise, what is this?
Blaise: It’s a gift
Ron: It’s a house!
Blaise: With a closet big enough that you can fly around in. And I’ve bought you your clothes
Ron: You mean you’ve brought me my clothes
Blaise: No, I bought you your clothes. They’re brand new. You won’t have to wear your siblings’ clothes ever again. Not when I’m here to give you anything you ask for from now on
Ron, tearing up: …okay
#blairon#i do love blaise spoiling ron with everything hes ever wanted#blaise zabini#ron weasley#blaise x ron#incorrect blairon quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes#ron my baby deserves all the best#harry potter#blaise zabini x ron weasley#ron x blaise#daddiesdrarry on instagram#incorrect hp#incorrect blaise zabini quotes#incorrect ron weasley quotes#hp#hp imagine#hp text post#hp incorrect quotes#hp ships#incorrect hp quotes#hp rare pair#blairon squad
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true love is sending ur significant other a marauders ship post and saying us
#ky!yaps#the marauders#marauders#marauders era#the marauders era#harry potter marauders#hp marauders#idk which ship to tag this as because me and my gf are literally all of them
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THIS IS EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT BUT HEAR ME OUT
I think Bellatrix x Severus has potential to be very fun, in an AU Setting, because to be honest? the reactions to it would be so fucking funny, no matter what kind of AU it is. For example, in an AU where Voldemort is just a politician and Severus + Bellatrix are both in similar years, and therefore able to be students together:
The sheer amount of gremlin energy they would bring to the table. The absolute MENACES they would be. The thing with Bellatrix and Severus is that they are BOTH capable of such extreme levels of devotion, that if that devotion were aimed at someone who not only reciprocated but MATCHED it? there is nothing they could not achieve.
BUT FURTHERMORE:
Young Severus? That's a troubled little gremlin freak right there. The thing is... lily just can't match his freak at that point. maybe she did once, when they were younger, but as time went on, its pretty clear her priorities were just different. but BELLATRIX? she ABSOLUTELY matches his freak, encourages it, makes it grow, even. I think Snape would appreciate that, having someone who was just into it all. and speaking of Lily..
secretly a gremlin lily is cool and all; I'm a fan of it myself. but its like??? ok but why be secret about it. why bother with that shit at all. simply be a gremlin and be proud of this goddamn Sneep! have a little integrity. "oh but i have to make excuses to my friends for you" bro. your friends are wack! check out this unpleasant toenail growing hex he just invented. sick as hell.
CONSIDER:
Lily? buzzkill. can't even admit how impressive as hell this hex is. Bellatrix? in the goddamn trenches alongside with you, ride or die, is actively helping u test out this sick as hell hex. and shes proud of you the entire time! "a toenail growing hex? fucking superb, let's use it on unsuspecting passerbys who happen to be called james potter. oh wow would u look at that, it worked perfectly, sick. could we modify it so that the toenails gain sentience and are able to scream though" idk like, obviously, this is all EXTREMELY AU and very OOC, i know this. but like. im JUST saying, that Bellatrix wouldnt have just sat there and chatted politely with potter as The Sneep was choking on soap. is all.
i just think Severus deserves someone who is capable of and willing to be openly and unabashedly obsessed with him in an equally morally grey way as he
also! they would be. just the WORST couple to criticize. you've heard of iconic couples and power couples now get ready for the actual domestic terror couple. imagine Lily and James thinking they're gonna be sooo iconic only to get absolutely obliterated and upstaged by these shameless fucking maniacs every single time. because they WOULD be shameless, it's basically Bellatrix's whole brand.
anyway, are they good for the wizarding world or particularly healthy? of course not, but we're here for a good time, not a long time. I want my Sneep free and enabled, i want him to live his BEST gremlin life, and I want everyone else to seethe about it.
#pro severus snape#severus snape#bellatrix black#harry potter#hp#snape fandom#Severus x Bellatrix#half blood prince#young snape#pro severus#snape#severus#severus snape au#severus snape x bellatrix black#this is all extremely self indulgent of course#bro i dont even kno the ship name for this#not art
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