#all I said was I committed a crime

[sistertotheknowitall]

I got kick out of the family 💀

[sesamestreep]

I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

[necrotic-nephilim]

Cass: *About Jason and Tim.* Both intelligent and capable. Until together. Then dumbasses.

correct and canon. these two cannot exist around each other without doing something stupid. Jason turns into a sad kicked puppy when TIm says no to him. for utterly no reason, Tim breaks Jason out of prison. Tim puts on a Batsuit just to go fight Jason, who also put on a Batsuit. neither of them can ever be normal around each other. i think it's funny if other Bats notice Tim's crush bc Tim can't stop doing increasingly stupid things around Jason. it's like he loses his braincells when Jason is in a twenty mile radius, all while complaining about how much he can't stand Jason and how childish Jason is. meanwhile Jason is rebuilding the wall of pictures of Tim he had during Lost Days, just with new pictures, probably, all bc Tim passingly said Jason was a frustrating asshole. it's a self feeding cycle.

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

Otto and D3-C1 in Arcane

They’re wanted for bot fights

[existingingrey]

Me after shipping the MLs of every crime thriller. That's it I'm done I will never do it again.

Finds the next crime thriller in "Black Out". Okay this is it this is nice the MLs are Detective and Ex-con totally unshippable. I'm saved.

The detective and ex-con in question.

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

[moeblob]

son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control

[kathiel0l]

I literally just woke up and got surprised by Auron's soft expression and LORD-

HAVE YALL SEEN HIS FACE?? HIS CUTE ADORABLE PRECIOUS PERFECT FACE???!??

ONE DAY HES GONNA MAKE ME CRY I SWEAR (though I wouldn’t be surprised at myself if I eventually ended up crying while listening to that audio)

[dustykneed]

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

you make me happy when skies are gray

(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)

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ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin

[min0uet]

if there's mind control in fiction and it's not a kids' cartoon then it better be fucked the hell up. i want to be made to reckon with the horror of taking away someone's autonomy and free will ! MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL, GOD DAMN IT

[1-jar-of-stars]

unpopular opinion but i think that a lot of the people who hate quinn are just like quinn and hate to see him being himself in such a public setting bc they feel like since they don’t feel safe to act like themself nobody should

[coco0milkshake]

Nine! About time I drew him

[dipperscavern]

“jon the boring” i am going to rip all of my hair out

[skitskatdacat63]

“Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?”(Monaco 2010-2013)

[olliepurples]

mdarc chapter 4 spoilers (tw negative)

i'm a couple of doors into the mystery labyrinth, and it's getting a little annoying having shinigami and yuma go "but how could this have happened? who could have done this?" when i literally knew it was yakou as soon as the game told me that the poison had a delay. this is so silly like "how could anyone have got past this, they would have died in thirty minutes!" ok! narrow your suspect pool to people who die in the next thirty minutes then! damn!!!

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

if i can get even one person to listen to The Mechanisms i would have fulfilled my purpose