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homestuck if it was written by vivziepop
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I'm so tired of every blogger that gets popular on here ending up posting about incest one way or another. Even as a joke. Haha you're so funny. Hope a plane crashes on your house
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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.
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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.
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"y2k frutiger aero music playlist to remember your childhood to" the bomb is rigged to explode in 90 seconds we have to go
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I thought about this comparison once and I just HAD to draw it
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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-





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How did you train your cats to not wake you up?
By rolling over and stubbornly feigning sleep if they did.
Their brains are little cause-effect engines. If standing next to your face and yelling until you feed them doesn't actually produce that result, they'll eventually stop doing it. You just have to outlast them.
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i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!
me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???
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