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“you’re warm” “you’re mine” the way i licked the screen is Honestly embarrassing 😂😂😂😂😂✌️now for my dialogue

BARK BARK BADK BARK BARK ARF ARF WOOD WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF ARF HAWOOOOOOOOOOO

lazy morning with Cregan♡ cregan stark x wife!reader

The snow had fallen thick overnight, blanketing Winterfell in a hush so complete it felt like the world had paused just for you two.

Cregan Stark stirred, not from the cold, but from the absence of it. His arms reached instinctively for the warmth he knew better than any hearth—his wife, you, curled beside him beneath layers of fur and linen. You were still asleep, your breath soft against his chest, your fingers tangled in the fabric of his nightshirt like you feared he might vanish with the dawn.

He smiled, rare and quiet, the kind that only you ever saw.

Outside, the wind howled. Inside, he buried his face in your hair and whispered, “The snow can wait.”

You murmured something unintelligible, half-dream, half-protest, and nestled closer.

“You’re warm,” you mumbled.

“You’re mine,” he replied, pressing a kiss to your temple.

You stayed like that, limbs entwined, time forgotten. No council meetings. No ravens. No duties. Just the slow rhythm of shared breath and the steady beat of his heart beneath your cheek.

Eventually, you opened one eye. “If you keep holding me like this, I’ll never get up.”

“That’s the plan,” he said, pulling you back down with a smirk that was all wolf and husband and man in love.

And so the snow kept falling, and the North kept waiting, while Cregan Stark chose—for once—to be selfish with his morning.

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dipperssss how are you :3 what's the chisme :3

hiiii honey i’m pretty good :3 i found very cute clothes at the thrift store the other day (sadly no jewelry :( they removed their jewelry section 💔) but i have errands to run saturday so ill be on the hunt for some at places i know have it!! the chisme is i just made an appearance change and my face id doesn’t recognize me anymore LOL also my old youth pastors grindr account was discovered by the church

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ETHEL CAIN TAKE ME TO CHURCH

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also the poll for this has closed & it seems jake sully will be escorted into the cavern (among others..) so. prepare thyself (blue emoji)

hiii guys, i come humbly requesting opinions !! so, so far this blog has been pretty strictly got/hotd (with occasional suits/sinners content leaking in) (oops)

HOWEVER ☝️ that being said, got/hotd isn’t the only thing i’m interested in writing for. i just don’t know what to do about it tbh!! basically what i’m asking is would yall prefer for this to remain a got/hotd blog & for me to make a different blog where i write for whatever, or would yall prefer for this to just be my main/everything blog?

please lmk!!! i crave your beautiful opinions/advice!! rest assured my feelings wont be hurt if u tell me to take the jake sully cock down the street HAHA and !!! if you do it’s not like i’d just disappear with my super secret account, like i’d still tell yall the blog (our relationship is too beautiful for me to ghost you ever)

anyways i come humbly seeking the councils direction 💆‍♀️ love ya love ya love ya !!!

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ETHEL CAIN ALBUM IN T-MINUS 50 MINUTES PEOPLE HUP-TO

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I was just thinking this up the other day…how would the stark men deal with a lover who is TERRIFIED of bugs?? Like curled-up-in-a-corner-with-creepy-wide-eyes scared of creepy crawlies. I feel like to some extent Robb would be sort of amused..even if he still helped rid of the tiniest spider he’d ever laid eyes on, while Jon is (of course) the most gallant knight, confused yet adamant to help. Cregan is where I’m kinda lost tho…help potentially??

Also I do happen to be in love with you. Just wanted to get that out in the open💋

STOP THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT also thats actually crazy because ive been writing love letters to you for weeks but ive just been too shy to deliver them.... kisses kisses kisses galore 4 u

robb would definitely be amused. in fact, he'd revel in it because he is horrible. absolutely terrible. apologizes to the bug bc "The missus says y'can't stay here." literally talking to it and gesturing his enclosed hand to you to ask if you'd like to meet it. you recoil with wide eyes and desperation in your voice when you say "No! Robb- Robb, get it away! I mean it!" and he's all like "Don't fret pretty, he's in my iron-fist, he can't hurt you. He never would, you know. He's a big sweet'eart. A real family man." and he's not allowed to apologize for his ridiculousness with one of those soothing robb-touches until he washes his hands. he sighs & kisses your temple & mutters something about tyranny

jon honestly just needs a second to figure out how serious you are about not sleeping in his chambers unless he gets rid of the spider you saw, but when he sees that you're dead set he springs into action. he gets dramatic about it, milking being your savior to the fullest extent. he puts a hand to his side and everything, "Stay back. 'S big." his back is to you so you can't see the twitch of his lips, and you take him so seriously you take like four steps back. at least far enough to not be able to see its a tiny house spider (you just saw the dash of legs and that was enough for you). scoops it in his hands and says "Here Ghost, want a cracker?" (ghost in fact wants a spider-cracker)

cregan i think would be the most sympathetic about it. maybe he sent you ahead of him to your chambers after dinner because he had to talk to the cooks or whatever, but he has an inkling that somethings wrong when he sees you standing outside the doors doing your tell. maybe its chewing your lips, fiddling with your hands, pacing, etc. but whatever it is is your tell for being nervous about something, so he's already roving over possibilities in his mind as he approaches. has your blood started? is it bad? is the window broke? did the hearth burn you by accident? he doesn't get a chance to ask though, because as soon as he's near you're looking at him with wide eyes and glancing to the doors. "There's a bug" - and cregan has never felt more relieved at your fear in his entire life. just reaches and smooths a hand over your back & coos "Poor girl. I've got it."

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honest thoughts on aaron taylor johnson?? 🎤🎤

FREE HIM FROM THAT OLD LADY AND HE'S A PRETTY CRIER

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Hey hey! I’m kinda new here, but I love your posts about the stark men so much! Any chance you have some more sfw thoughts about them for the asexual girlies who still love these absolute husband-material men? I’m thinking domestic fluff, non-sexual intimacy, the little romantic things they’d do just cause? No pressure if not! I’m just curious what you might come up with! I feel like Jon Snow in particular would be super sweet and respectful of boundaries with an Ace partner, but still do a million little things to show how much he loves them, yknow? Anyways love you blog <3

HIIIIIII i absolutely have thoughts !!!! im actually asexual haha ace babes RISE !!!!! thank you very much for this :')))) <3 love u the most

i think jon would understand the best as well, and in my opinion, it ties into the whole ygritte situation. like even jon being asexual himself in this au would not be farfetched. i talked about this once with alba, but jon is a very giving person & partner, and he gives without expecting anything in return, so he'd be very sweet about it!

jon would be careful about touching you at first because he doesn't want you to think he wants something; he just loves you. so, he'd be a bit tentative at first as he's figuring out how to communicate that without having to say it out loud. he'd just be quite casual about it, i think, until physical touch is as normal to you both as breathing (it already was for him) also, jon's very strict about how much you work. he's overworked himself more times than he can count, and he absolutely re-fuses to let you do so. he keeps you in line, always checking in, stroking your hair, asking when you'll be done etc. but don't be fooled !!! he's really analyzing your answers to see how tired you are.... he's so evil. and will carry you to your chambers, don't even try it (rolls my eyes)

understanding & accepting each other to the level that you both do is what makes your relationship so... unshakeable? is the word maybe? like you're each others person, and everyone else knows that, but you're so sure of each other it makes any questions anyone has dissolve. thats just jon and (_) you know, they are how they are and thats how its always been. got a problem with it?? - edd probably

any anxiety that you have about not being 'enough' or 'satisfying' is shut down by jon faster than you can say munchy bunchy crunchy carrots (sorry for joking its like a disease) and he's so genuine about it you literally couldn't not believe him if you tried. non-sexual intimacy is you and jons bread and butter & ghost is the only (biological) child you'll have, and jon wouldn't trade it for the world <33

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https://www.tumblr.com/dipperscavern/790429161415229440/morning-sex-with-jon-was-so-tea-i-swear-now?source=share

Now morning sex with Robb????

morning sex with robb.. yesss..... walk with me. i think robbs favorite part about morning sex is how malleable you are in the mornings. he's moving you any which way and you're beautifully soft & syrupy & melting into him and hes just like "i knoww" "thaaats it" GAH

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Oh my god it was SO GOOD???? lowkey i was kinda pissed at Grace for letting them in like girlie i get they got your husband and threatebed ypur daughter but is dying the way to deal with that??? but then she died with him and it was kinda touching while being sad iykwim I finally get the hype over Remmick, I didn't get it at first and then he was all cleaned up and I was like damn he kinda fine and the bloody mouth + Irish accent combo hit and I was like I GET IT NOW

Also during the garlic eating scene i totally thought pearline or slim or both were vamps especially when slim was overdramatic about it lol

And Sammie naming his club after Pearline!!!!! So sweet.

Really liked the end credit scene too I was all money over both twins dying and then my bestie was like no just wait and it was WORTH IT

YAYYY SINNERS SINNERS SINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

okay so i totally get the frustration at grace !! seriously !! but tbh one way or another remmick had to be dealt with, because even if they made it till sunrise then he'd just have this giant vampire-posse roaming around town. and thats what amkes it even sadder is that they were on borrowed time literally any way it happened ! if the vampires didnt kill them the kkk would have, and if they didn't they were already (on day one) running out of money AND in trouble with those mobs. they were doomed from the beginning and thats what makes it just so heart-aching whichever way u think about it :(((((((

RAHHHHH REMMICK HES SO DISGUSTING AND PRETTY AND LOVELY AND NASTY AND HORRIBLE ARRRGH !!! and slim was my literal favorite character HAHA like come on ur fighting vampires and u decide to choke while eating garlic GOODBYE LMAOAO

YESS THE END !!!! THE END !!! sammie as an old man and his scar omfgggggggg THEN STACK WALKS IN GAH. it was just so well done all around, i loved it so much !! ryan coogler for that movie u will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

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I just finished the last kingdom for the first time ever and I’m torn between cheesing and sobbing my eyes out bc Wdym that’s the only time I’ll watch it for the first time EVER I’ll never be able to experience it for the first time ever again💔

omg the last kingdom, ive heard of it!! is it any good?? either way i hope you loved your first watch and on the bright side ! now you can consume all media related to it and also memorize any line ever said in the entirety of its seasons. Also there is the fanfiction , which frankly is fantastic. and thats the fantruth

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dippy what do you think of a jon snow & cregan stark threesome bc quite frankly, it has me pulsating

BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

- holy anon✝️

GAH CREGAN AND POSTRES!JON........ MY EARS ARE PERKED MY TAIL IS WAGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ME BACK!!!!!1

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IM GOOD HOW THE HELL ARE YOU QUEEN DIPPY?!

- grilled cheese

HIIIIIIII IM REAL GOOD !!!!! I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME THRIFTING TODAY <333 HOW WAS UR DAY CHEESY GUY

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hi pretty people in my phone how’s your day going 💘💘💘

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“you can feel the stark men’s facial hair when they go down on you” i say as they drag me to the padded room

"sensitive inner thighs from the scratch when theyre insatiable" and im screaming and fighting the psychiatric facilitys forced calmness inducing sedative

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https://www.tumblr.com/dipperscavern/786999535697264640/im-slowly-running-out-of-stark-men-reads-and-im?source=share

I'm in the same situation tbh and have been binge reading every stark man I can get my grubby hands on. @/entitled-fangirl has some really good ones with Cregan, definitely worth checking them out. @/snow-blower also has some fun ones, and from lowkey stalking their blog I can say I love them. And also blogs like @/smokingmercury which I think they're pretty new but they've got some good modern AU's alongside a very delicious Robb Stark smut oneshot. And I agree with you on @/fourthcrow, love their stuff and love them. Sorry I'm just listing every got blog I follow at this point. I think you just gotta dig in the right places to find some of the good ones. And also stalk the x reader tags like a horny old man with your hands down your pants or a raccoon searching for leftover scraps

Also would recommend just re-reading everything dippy has because it's tastier than food itself

RAHHHHHH RECS RECS RECS !! no the part about finding your authors is so true bc i have like four or five im religious about & they are very dear to me & keep me well fed, its all about digging for gold fr! n YES stalk the stark tag like a hound dog in a rabbit sanctuary. i love snowy and crow and ily for the compliments <333 i try

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superman changed my life and quite frankly i need him so bad and his super dick tbh🩷

- holy anon✝️

ON GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! i had to wait to answer this bc ur asks only dont glitch out for me on puter but YES UGH he's so sweet and nice and gentle and whimpers and what who siad that