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#he cant tarnish a sweet little innocent girls opinion by committing a crime IN HER NAME gosh fuck off with that attitude
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son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control
#my characters
#oops i fell in love
#right is trying his best in the au to think about all the logic behind killing someone despite being a cleric SPECIFICALLY
#bc he refuses to hurt anyone irl or in dnd and ok fine their warlock can have a little murder as a treat
#and the body count is adding up and hes like ... so tired..... please can you not kill for five minutes im running out of excuses
#fwiw he has the weird logic of the group in the base plot and the guy who is the gm here
#is v open about ok but if we ask right then hell give an unhinged answer completely thought out and rationalized
#and in fact asks him hey i know you refuse to hurt people but im having a debate with these two coworkers
#if you had to commit a crime for aaaaaanyone on the planet who would you commit a crime for
#and he doesnt even hesitate to say luca obviously to which the asker is like WHAT ABOUT MY DAUGHTER
#YOU WANNA MARRY HER AND WONT COMMIT A CRIME FOR HER? but LUCA? of all people???? not even brent?
#and right is just so confused because first off brent would probably be the one committing a crime for him without being forced
#(brent agrees with this statement with a shrug) and second off luca has really weird coworkers and thought he was getting stalked for a bit
#due to a misunderstanding with said one weird coworker so yeah obviously right would threaten the guy with a gun which is illegal and
#third and final how could he face his beloved angel (the daughter mentioned above) if he was a criminal
#he cant tarnish a sweet little innocent girls opinion by committing a crime IN HER NAME gosh fuck off with that attitude
#he has STANDARDS thank you very much
#and the three at the table are all like okay yeah that was really thought out on the fly youre right
#also brent do not commit any crimes for him please and brent just nods in agreement bc ok he wont commit a crime unprompted
#also hi animal crossing emotes are so fun to doodle for bye
#once again i am baffled by how different the colors look on my laptop in the art program vs posting to tumblr
#im going to go insane at how different they look
#IM COLOR PICKING FOR MY OWN OCS AND ITS SO WRONG LOOKING IDK MAN
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