#alexa play despicito

[chaoslynx]

we didn't make the tumblr anime year in review list </3

[darknessbaldiau]

Baldis situation is sad, Alexa, play decpacito

(really hope you get the reference jgkfkkeif)

arts and crafters died, first prize play despicito.

[dragon-phoenix-along]

How do you Productive???

Google???

Alexa???

Am I going to have to ask someone to play despicito?

SIRI! HOW DO PRODUCE???

[beppadoo]

Memes, but with mix-matched Avatar quotes

That's so sad. Alexa, play Despicito.

Becomes

That's rough, buddy. Zhu Li, do the thing.

[slamablog]

Family isn't always a mother, father and child

Sometimes it's emotional, ptsd-ridden water angel, a green nerd who watches soap operas and probably has a camp pining hearts oc and their adorable abomination of a fruit-vegetable son

[prismatoons]

I am like actually mad I was not aware of this short WHAT THE FUCK NICK, THAT WAS SO COOL???

[haunted-trap-house]

[buckychristwrites]

SO my energy company is giving me an Amazon Echo and i hate it

[ketchuplaser]

Courier: “This is so sad. ED-E, play Johnny Guitar.”

Replaying New Vegas, this is the current iteration of my Courier. Leather armor, trail carbine, and green hair.

[baziton]

Simon: I hate Baz! I can’t stand him and how stupid and perfect and beautiful and terrible he is ):<<< I feel like he’s always plotting against me !!!

Penny: that’s so sad Alexa play despicito

[perserved-by-bronzing]

I love the idea that you’ll somehow lose all your “non-adult” interests at some unspecified future point because you Attain Adulthood. You never attain adulthood. It’s always a horizon and you’re always you.

I’m sorry but...ur telling me there’s actually people aged 30+ on here reading fanfic ... with whole families ..

I assume this is sarcasm lol

[the-league-of-villains]

Kurogiri : this is so sad Alexa play decpacito.

Shigaraki : ...

Shigaraki : that’s a toaster

Kurogiri : ...Toaster play despicito?

[g-u-c-k]

Sweet Pea: That's so sad. Alexa play despicito

Fangs: I got you babe

Fangs: *singing very off key while Sweet Pea flosses next to him*

[aussie-tea]

qoaad ending

Zara: if you become consul we are going to slit our throats!

Alec: oh my god this is so sad. alexa play despicito.

[fourthingsandawizard]

Dan and Phil Rize Highlights, Aug. 21 2018

The "It was 9am in Virginia and I was watching at my desk at work, don't tell my boss" edition:

-Dan: “What time is it? What year is it?” (They’re currently in Brisbane, where it was 11pm when they started the liveshow)

-Phil: “We know everything that happens on your Tuesday because it’s already happened!”

-They spent their whole day on an island without 4G, so Dan was very happy to have internet back. Phil told him “You don’t need Google Maps! Just look at the North Star!” (sidenote, I would LOVE to see Phil try to navigate somewhere via the stars. We would never see him again)

-Dan tried to move on to “the reason” we were all there for the show, which prompted a duet of “The Reason” by Hoobastank. Afterword, Phil said “This is Dan and Phil at 11pm when they’re a little delirious and jetlagged.”

-The island they went to was on the coast of Brisbane, about a 45 minute ferry ride

-Apparently Martyn needs glasses?

-They went to a café called The Blue Room. Phil, of course, asked, “Where’s the red room? Obviously in the basement”

-They saw a ton of wildlife, including wild kangaroos and dolphins, which were in their Insta stories. Dan said if we aren’t following them on Instagram, we should go follow just to see the wildlife, then we can unfollow

- They saw an actual bandicoot, but at first they thought it was a rat. It was borrowing in foliage, and Dan clarified that it was not wearing pants

-Phil: “We went to Brown Lake.” Dan: “Brown BEAR Lake.” Phil: “Brown Lake.” Dan: “Brown Bear Lake.” Phil: “There was no bear involved, it was Brown Lake.” Dan: “I swear on my life it was Brown Bear Lake…” (After a quick Google, it was confirmed, Brown Lake)

-They talked about Brown Lake and showed a picture, but my feed lagged HARD for a good three minutes

-Phil said the kangaroo was “thicc” and that there were only about 2,000 people living on the island, so it was very peaceful

-Dan: “What now, Phil? It seems like you’re the captain of this ship.”

-They started pulling people into the stream to answer the Truth Bomb “How will Dan and Phil die?”

-Dan: “I have a feeling this will go horribly wrong. But I believe in Phil, and I believe in you.”

-The first person they called was named Alexa, and Dan said “Alexa, play Despicito.”

-Alexa was in the car, on a work break. Dan: “Are you on your break at work, or did you just stop working to do this?”

-The first Truth Bomb answers: Phil will die by cheese platter (Dan: “There’s just so much cheese, Phil will will himself to die”), Dan will die via a room full of “Hello Internet” playing and all of his lol randum phase and Danosaur merch

-The next persons said they would die because Phil turned off the airplane mode on his phone and the plane crashed, killing them both

-Dan: “Do you even have to put your phone on airplane mode anymore?” Phil: “No, you HAVE to do that!”

-Dan got mad because Phil tried to “randomly” pick a person that had him set as their profile picture

-The next person was outside at 8am, drinking coffee and living their best life, and said Dan and Phil would both die of Vitamin D deficiency. Phil: “And you’re outside to say that to us, just to prove your point!”

-Dying of Vitamin D deficiency was the Truth Bomb winner

-Dan mentioned that you can pull more than one person in the stream at once, so maybe next time they’ll pull three people in to do their Truth Bombs all at once

-Phil said he went to the “Australia shop” (which they then clarified just meant a grocery store in Australia, not like, a shop of Australian stuff). He got a bunch of snacks, which he then forced Dan to try on camera. Dan didn’t like it, he thinks white chocolate is too sweet, he prefers dark

-They went on about a ten minute rant about the weird snacks they’ve found in Australia, and Dan didn’t like any of the ones Phil mentioned. Phil: “Why are you such a hater today of all the good things?”

-They talked more about the baseball game in Canada. Dan mentioned some of the weird things that happened between plays, and how the mascot had his own local fandom. Phil said he enjoyed “the sport” more than he thought once he learned the rules

-Their flight was 17 hours long. Dan said that after “living on a tour bus, I can now sleep anywhere. You could shake me violently for eight hours and I wouldn’t wake up.”

-They watched Ready Player One, then Dan fell asleep for eight hours straight. Phil slept too, but woke up earlier than Dan

-They gave reviews of Ready Player One (it moved too fast compared to the book), Big Little Lies, and Greatest Showman. Of Greatest Showman, Phil said “Liked the songs, thought it was beautiful, story was alright, Zac Efron was great, good elephants.”

-Dan: “We’re allowed to like different things, and that’s okay.”

-Dan thought Greatest Showman’s choreography was amazing, but felt like it was 12 amazing music videos smashed together with a just okay movie in between, and didn’t like how much modern pop production was in the music

-Dan knocked Phil’s snack on the floor, Phil ate it anyway

-Dan asked Phil to explain his weird “Dan, Dab, one letter away” tweet. Phil: “It was just in my head and I wanted to release it.”

-Phil only counts listening to a song properly if he’s listened to it with headphones

-The new Sims video crossed an ethical line, and people were either really excited or really angry. Phil: “Well, they’ve been with this family for like three years!”

-They might post another gaming video about the same time as this livestream tomorrow, depending on what time Phil wants to go to bed after their show

-Phil decided to bring people into the show to help them wave goodbye. It went about as well as you would expect.

[snapedefense]

anti: snape bullied james back! he cast a defensive spell at james when my baby james tried to sexually harass him! also omg he just stepped over james’s body when he went to the potter’s.

me: that’s so sad alexa play despicito