What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.
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Seeing tumblr screenshots on reddit is wild because the people there really don't get how tumblr works. They'll be baffled like "why would you even admit to sleeping on a pile of laundry for 3 days straight, much less brag about it? That is not the flex you think it is."
My brother in christ that's not why anyone posts shit on tumblr. If you think anyone should be living like you, you wouldn't be on tumblr in the first place. Oversharing your shit on tumblr isn't to show off how great you're doing, it's about admitting that you're a fucked up little creature and willingly submitting yourself to be studied under a microscope. By other supremely weird little critters.
And people who screenshot tumblr shit to post it on reddit.
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removing the dumbass stupid pirate clown on my feed
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Self care is laying on the kitchen floor on your phone listening to the hum of the fridge or dishwasher
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Self care is eating an entire bag of cheese because mm tasty
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I drew Shadow (again) now using a Image of this page jaja. I saw that picture and said "sooo Shadow coded" and I couldn't take that idea away from me...so yeah Shadow the hedgehog using the subte E
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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you
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if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
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