#albus dumbledore incorrect quotes

[abouttimeoc]

[severussnapemylove]

Severus; “I give up. I am so tired.”

Minerva; “Get the emergency supply!”

Albus; *carries in Y/N and places you in front of Severus *

Y/N; *smiles*

Severus; “AND I AM BACK! LET’S GO!”

[rudamaruda520]

[in the teachers office]

Dumbledore, walking in: someone just set the whole lake on fire

McGonagall: I bet you 10 galleons it's the work of your scoundrels

Slughorh: And I'll double that, cause I am sure it was Potter with his buddies

McGonagall: Crouch hasn't blown anything up in a very long time...

Slughorn: Right... but Sirius Black also was suspiciously quiet for the past month...

Flitwick: I understand we just gonna debate that and completely ignore the big question- how someone managed to fire up water?!

Sprout: I'll go one step further- we just gonna debate that and completely ignore the fucking fire?!

[sayssnape]

dumbledore: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

snape: no, it was my fault. i shouldn't have used my one phone call to play a prank on minerva.

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Harry: What do you see in the mirror?

Dumbledore, staring at the reflection of him being wrapped up and kissed in Grindlewald’s arms: Socks.

[incorrectsnapequotes]

Mcgonagall: so you’ve never been to therapy?

Snape: no, didn’t need it.

Mcgonagall: not even when Lily died?

Snape: no, but that was sad.

Mcgonagall: or when you finally got out of your abusive childhood home only to join the dark lord and suffer at his displeasure and watch a lot of people be tortured and murdered in front of you.

Snape: oh yeah I forgot about that.

Mcgonagall: or how about when you constantly risk your life to save a child you claim you don’t even like because Albus says he has some great 13 step plan.

Snape: you know, this sounds like it bothers you way more than it bothers me. Maybe you should go to therapy.

[wybiebat]

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. anyways heres a doodle i made a while ago, based off this

[apicelladonna]

Gellert: Am I going too far? Albus: No, no, no. You went too far about ten years ago. Now you're going to prison.

[jmscornerlibrary]

(dinner)

Dumbledore: Severus, can you please pass me the salt?

McGonagall: (not even looking up) I'm afraid he's too busy contemplating his questionable life choices and wishing a most painful death upon his enemies to do that at the moment, Albus. See how dark his eyes are?

Snape:

Dumbledore:

Snape: (sighing) Look. Just because I called you a stiff-backed menace, and just because I did that after Gryffindor lost the match, does not mean you can shine such a spotlight upon me.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

*pandora and evan talking* *pandora phone buzzes* pandora: oh, it's regulus pandora: he's upset with james and sirius pandora: *buzz* and barty pandora: *buzz* and dumbledore pandora: *buzz* and you

[adekalyn]

Dumbledore, after Snape attacked Sirius in the last Order meeting: As a disciplinary measure, Severus will issue a formal apology.

Snape: *Unfolds piece of parchment* I state my regret.

James: You couldn’t have memorized that?

Snape: I could not because I do not feel it.

[iamnmbr3]

Harry: -and so then I stabbed the diary and the Riddle that came out of it sort of died.

Dumbledore: ooh Horcrux on Horcrux violence

Harry: What?

Dumbledore: lol don’t worry about it

[severussnapemylove]

Y/N; "Severus and I are dating."

Minerva; *gasp*

Albus; *gasp"

Severus; *gasp*

Y/N; "Seriously, Sev?"

Severus; "Sorry, I'm still surprised."

[coldemergency]

Dumbledore: We are gathered here today to discuss a peace treaty, who would like to begin?

Voldemort: I for one would like to- what in Salazars name is touching my leg?

Harry: I thought footsies might help ease the tension a bit

[sayssnape]

albus: do severus and i keep secrets from each other? i mean… nothing big! i feel that honesty is the most important thing in any relationship.

*cut to snape*

snape: i’m literally sitting in this office because of a secret he kept.

[crackishincorrecthp]

*Harry manages to save Cedric by throwing a Petrificus Totalus on him, so Voldemort thinks Cedric is dead, but he's just literally petrified* *Cedric sees all the Voldemort resurrection, including Voldemort being fucking naked* *Harry and Cedric go back to Hogwarts and once Harry releases the spell on Cedric they're both just looking at each other horrified* Harry, horrified: Did you see that? Cedric, horrified: I did! Dumbledore, confused: What happened there, boys? Cedric, still horrified: We saw You-Know-Who resurrect, and he was naked Harry, still horrified: We saw Voldemort naked Dumbledore: Dumbledore: So you aren't horrified that Tom is back, you're horrified 'cause you saw him naked? Harry and Cedric, still looking pretty horrified: YES!!!! Harry: I think I'll have nightmares about that for the rest of my life Cedric: Me too Dumbledore: Dumbledore: It can't be that bad, boys... Harry: Sir, I'm sorry, but you don't get it, it was horrible Cedric: It was traumatizing! I don't even think I can see myself naked without thinking about that