#akatsuki nagato

[evilkitten3]

sick of konan being written as the only sane one in the akatsuki. the lady thinks her bestie is an actual deity and she somehow found the time and energy to make six hundred billion bombs for the purpose of killing a single guy who helped kickstart her terrorist organization bc she thinks he's a bit sus

the only sane one is kisame

[hellcifrogs]

What a colorful bunch of criminals 🧅

[oh-no-its-bird]

I feel like @sloaners fic, Akatsuki Babysitter's Club is such a classic naruto fic, definitely up there in "the fics most ever" but I can recognize Im possibly biased and projecting my own experience w the fic onto the fandom

Either way, it's a classic in my heart <3

Anyways I re-read it yesterday, and it was just as much of a riot as the first time I read it. Then I laid down to sleep and stared at the ceiling then shot up and immediatley went to my tablet and the next thing I knew it was 8 am and I hadn't slept at all, but I did make this cute comic for the fic, so !!!

[teapotart]

What? A group of weird and charismatic people who do questionable things against the rotten world’s stability and (mostly) die young? I stood no chance.

[decaffeinatedcupcakekid]

I genuinely wonder what was going through Nagato’s head when he recruited the Akatsuki. Because all of the members are literally so diverse and odd that I’m completely convinced he just saw S-Rank on the bingo book and let them in.

Konan: Ok, we have a literal shark that swings a sword about.

Nagato: Amazing, he’s in.

Konan: He needs a partner, what about this family murdering 13 year old that may or may not be suicidal?

Nagato: Didn’t that Madara guy give him a recommendation? Let him in.

Konan: A money obsessed freak who may or may not commit tax evasion.

Nagato: That’s exactly what we need. Let him in.

Konan: An insane cultist who…sacrifices people to his God? Ok, I don’t think we should let this one in.

Nagato: We encourage religious differences here, let him in.

Konan: Your funeral I guess. What about this really insane guy who has puppets of his dead parents?

Nagato: I don’t know why but this sounds familiar…eh, let him join.

Konan: A terrorist who—

Nagato: I’ve heard enough. He’s in.

Konan: …ok then. And finally, a venus flytrap.

Nagato: lmao that’s hilarious. Let whatever that is in here.

[princeofuchiha]

Stupid fic concept I low key love:

The Akatsuki gets isekai'd into a modern-esque world. All individually. Not realizing it had happened to anyone else. And gradually find each other months or years later. Just squinting at each other as they see how they each managed to make a living / survive in this new world. Like dude I've seen you burn a man's flesh off his bones what do you mean you work at the library and host themed learning months for the kids now.

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

9/21 (JST) is the Naruto manga's 25th anniversary!

[watermelonsloth]

I love how the Akatsuki pairs can be summarized as:

Itachi and Kisame: Malewife

Sasori and Deidara: Manwhore

Hidan and Kakuzu: Manslaughter

Pein and Konan: Mansplain

Obito and Zetsu: Manipulate

[anihelate]

[usuratongaychi]

yahinagakona

[servmouche]

the colors brothers

they were born in a cardboard box all alone

[skykashi]

Official Naruto tarot cards part 2 XD

Part 1 here

[eevee-d]

Casual Akatsuki Headcanons

Hidan complains about the quality of any hotspring he goes to.

Deidara is neurodivergent and gets chest tightness.

On a group mission, Konan was extremely close to ask everyone to go a mixed gender hot spring. Because she didn't want to be in one alone in the girls side with all the guys in the men one.

Sasori has muscle memory reactions where he scrathes himself. But he isn't itchy, he is wood.

Kisame thought that a group of women were making fun of his looks, when in reality they thought he was hot.

Kakuzu catches himself acting like an old person, and freezes on the spot, eyes wide open.

One time, Itachi accidentally called Deidara "yellow" cause he is blind and distinguishing the other akatsuki by hair color while looking at fights.

Nagato almost wanted to test Hidan's blood connection, to try to heal himself through em.

[dark-konohagakure2]

Could you possibly write about pain having his way with a ninja from whatever village that was following/tracking him (also I love your writing soo much congrats on 1k!!)

tw: noncon, power imbalance, semi-public sex, improvised gags, pierced cocks, degradation, God complex, hate sex, kidnapping, Konoha sucks

All characters depicted are 18+

Pain has very keen senses, and not just his sight, his ability to sense a hostile presence has been nearly perfected after a lifetime of conflict and fighting for survival, so if he's being followed, he will find out sooner rather than later, especially since the ninja that the Hidden Leaf Village sent to track the leader of the Akatsuki is a barely adult chunin with hardly any combat experiencine, in other words; they sent cannon fodder after a God. Pain can plainly see that the damned Leaf Village hasn't changed a bit.

The orange haired man will remain as stoic as ever when he cooly demands that she show herself, but when she refuses to come out of hiding, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Pain will approach her hiding spot, where she is scared out of her mind and paralyzed in terror, Pain takes no pity on her when he snatches her out of her safe hiding place, having no sympathy for any Konoha shinobi attempting to harm him. He'll never allow that to happen ever again.

Pain won't bother with such niceties such as asking her why she's there, he already knows, just one glance at her Konohagakure forehead protector tells him absolutely everything he needs to know. Instead of interrogating or even killing her, Pain is going to use her for his most cherished pastime: making others understand the true meaning of pain.

There are countless ways he can make her experience true pain. He could crush her within an inch of her life with his Almighty Push, or he could stab through her non vital body parts with his black chakra rods, bit he eventually comes to a conclusion; instead of stabbing her with a rod, he'll impale her on his rod. Her village violated his in a irreparable way, so it's only fair that he return the favor.

"Did you truly think you could hide in the shadows without my noticing? Foolish girl, I see the Leaf didn't send their best... and they won't mind me taking a pawn like you off their hands..."

Pain is cold, in every sense of the word, his rigid body pressed flush against her's as he begins to remove her pants, as he's stripping her he'll remove every article or her clothing except one; her forehead protector, but that's because he's going to use it in a different way, wrapping the headband around her mouth so she can't cry out for help. An innocent soul being silenced with the symbol of the Hidden Leaf Village, it's almost poetic really.

Pain's cock isn't huge, but it's still intimidating with all the piercings lining the shaft, it will most certainly hurt when he forces it into her, a cock befitting someone with his name. Causing pain is the main goal here, so he won't prepare her or even warn her before shoving his cock into her untouched cunt, the rough piercings rubbing against her walls in a way that feels both agonizing, and almost pleasurable despite herself.

He won't rut into her like a mutt in heat, such base behavior is too far beneath him, instead he'll go at a torturously slow pace, forcing to feel every single ridge and stud on his cock as he rocks his hips against her's, slowly pulling nearly all the way out before slowly forcing every agonizing inch back into her, the pierced head of his cock nuzzled against her sensitive womb.

Pain's goal isn't even to get off, so whether he reaches climax or not is of little consequence. After a while he believes that his judgment of her is finished and that she's learned her lesson, but just as he's about to pull out, he feels her pussy spasming around his cock in an unwilling orgasm, that's when Pain decides it's time for a change of plans.

"Really? You just can't seem to control yourself can you..? Pitiful harlot, but you've captured my interest. You came here seeking out the Akatsuki, so I'll introduce you to them personally."

Pain is sure his beloved subordinates will enjoy the new toy, they've all been in dire need of some stress relief after all the searching they've been doing for the tailed beasts, and her goal was to get up close and personal with the Akatsuki, so this seems mutually beneficial for all parties involved, Pain just hopes she isn't an ingrate.

[1anvi]

i showed a cropped version of this in my first post but whatever here's the full

[6blackfilin9]

the new Akatsuki, the aspiring startup project of two kids who had chosen almost a century years old hitman as their supervisor

who is now expected to help them run the whole thing, includiong a shinobi village

they're smart.... but they're just kids... shinobi kids... orphan shinobi kids

who might know everything about making weapons out of any sort of trash and coking a nice meal out of fish scraps and rat butts, but know no shit about economy

Once again he feels as if he was a clown in his past life and is now suffering some sort of karma