#adhd moment

[halcyoncyrus]

My emotional support office workers

[batwynn]

You ever just... watch something fall?

[essence-inked]

[the-fictive-haven]

I think energy drinks are just an integral part of college student culture and I find that hilarious

*downs salted caramel Java Monster in solidarity*

[misssclumsy]

[cb-writes-stuff]

I don't know if you’re aware, but unless you have the memory of self equipped, Siffrin will quite literally forget entire loops, aka, you'll just skip loops! isn't that great, stardust?

I was not aware of that.

That’s problematic. Maybe I should—

LOOP. WHY HAVE YOU INVADED MY INBOX.

(I legitimately got distracted in the middle of typing this by rereading the ask. This isn’t a bit. This is a 100% genuine ADD moment. I hope you appreciate that.)

[plantsucc]

yooo I got Blingee working!! have some meme RyMins

I was supposed to be working on my art for the exam exhibition...

[balluprojects]

Inner Circle Conference, 2024

when within the flowers you see wierd little ducklings, with loads of beak filler, having a heated argument about pressing matters xD

have a brightfull weekend*

[human-space-heater]

Incorrect Batam Quotes Part 4

Bruce: Tim, please calm down. Tim: I asked for two large fries! Tim: dumps fries onto table Tim: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Dick: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. Jason: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Steph: How would you like your coffee? Cass: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Steph, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Dick: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life? Jason: It actually does.

Dick: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Tim: Theft. Steph: Disturbing the peace. Damian: Aggravated assault. Babs: Arson. Jason: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Steph: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! Alfred: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Steph: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? Alfred: Somehow that's worse.

Jason: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Cass: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

[lonely-abstraction]

Me after seeing my psychologist

The tests broke my brain-

[willow-wispwolf]

Y'all ever just be your own therapist cause you have no idea what you're issues are until you're having the issues and then forget what you were struggling with or you're no longer struggling with it at the moment, so you're fine by the time you have a therapy appointment?

Don't worry. I'm fine. It was a great session I just had.

[alice-the-demon]

Too many plans...

[halojalex]

remember when

[axel-ambassador]

I've done none of it

[lonestarflight]

The Death Star is just one big Lightsaber.

Let me explain, lasers from the Death Star in Star Wars are powered by Kyber crystals, albeit really large ones. These crystals power lightsabers used by the Jedi and Sith.

Some lightsabers have a setting for length.

Ergo, the Death Star is just a giant manned lightsaber with a hyperdrive and the length setting set to infinity.

[misssclumsy]