#ace!kent

[superbat-love]

Clark: [stares at Ace] Is that what I think it is?

Bruce: Oh, that’s Chewperman, Ace’s favorite chew toy.

Clark: You let Ace chew on a mini me?

Bruce: That’s what it’s made for. If it makes you feel bad, I’ll make one for Krypto too. He’ll love it, right boy?

Ace: Woof.

The following week at the Fortress of Solitude…

Bruce: Why is this toy kept behind a glass casing? It’s meant for Krypto. [takes it out of the casing and tosses it to Krypto] Here boy!

Krypto: [happily chomps on the Batman chew toy]

Clark: Noooo! Don’t! Krypto, let go of Batsqueak!

Bruce: Batsqueak?

Clark: It just feels wrong, Bruce! I can’t bear to let any harm come to Batsqueak. He should be kept safe in his ice cave, not mauled by giant fangs.

Bruce: …

[harmleikurdraws]

When you have to work like a peasant even during vacations and your bored baby demands some attention.

[mejiro9272]

BATMAN GAVE ACE THE SUPERMAN DOLL!!!!! HOW CUTE!!!!!!🖤💙😭🙏

Even LEGO...!!!😭🙏🖤💙cuuuute

Annnnd DC League of Super-Pets🐾🐾

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian and the pets reaction to finding Alfred the cat with illegal catnip?

[in the barn]

Alfred the cat: *drags a pouch in*

Bat-Cow: What is that?

Alfred: Catnip. It's medicinal.

Titus, opening the bag: Why is it glowing?

Alfred: Those are the medicinal properties.

Ace: Have you been seeing Dex-Starr again? I told you, that cat is bad news.

Haley: Who's Dex-Starr?

Alfred: Not relevant. Just help me hide it before our human sees.

Bat-Cow: How about inside the haystack?

Ace: No, it's from a Red Lantern. It could catch fire. Under the floorboards, perhaps.

Alfred: Absolutely not. I was instructed to keep it away from damp environments.

Haley: Why does it matter? Doesn't Damian let you have catnip?

Alfred: Catnip is fine. Damian doesn't want me being around Dex-Starr.

Haley: Why?

Alfred: It's complicated. Are you gonna help or not?

Titus: I know, Goliath! We can hide it under his bedding.

Alfred: Great idea.

Jerry: *squawks*

Alfred: That's Jerry's signal. Damian's coming. Act natural.

Damian, entering: I thought I would find you here. Titus, your bath has been drawn.

Damian: *looks around*

Damian: What's going on?

Alfred: Uh... meow?

Damian: *shrugs and leaves with Titus*

Alfred: Phew, that was a close one. Remember, guys. What happens in the barn, stays in the barn.

[meanwhile in Metropolis]

Krypto, who was listening: Adding that to the blackmail file.

Jon: What is it, boy?

Krypto: Uh... bark?

Jon: *shrugs and goes back to texting Damian*

[seilnakyle]

Preview for the Super-Pets special “Bitedentity Crisis”

Haley joins the Super-pets!

[clambuoyance]

Comms and random sketches

(The last two are My Adventures with Superman inspired sketches)

[bruciemilf]

Idea:

During an interview with Clark Kent, Krypto, who followed Clark all the way from Metropolis, jumps on Bruce Wayne. I'm talking about Bruce getting buried under a massive ball of fluffy, snowy fur.

Clark readily apologies, offers to pay for Bruce's suit cleaning, as it's mostly covered in slobber and hair. Bruce has no intention of putting him in debt, so he declines.

Plus. Krypto is so nice to hold and cuddle with.

The only problem is; Bruce won't accept any other interview unless Clark brings his overgrown beast of a puppy with him.

[frownyalfred]

Clark having to hold back his strength when playing with Bruce's dogs because unlike krypto,they are normal dogs and can't catch a ball that goes 300 miles away ala that scene from Superman Returns

On the other hand Clark having to strongly instruct krypto not to tug bruces arm out of his socket when playing tug of war with him

I love the idea of Clark being best buds with Krypto and then showing up to the Cave, only to find Bruce's pack of well-trained dogs growling incessantly at him and trying to herd him away from their charges.

They know he's alien and don't like it one bit. And they don't like Krypto either. So having Clark dog-sit is usually out. Bruce, on the other hand, makes a strong impression on Krypto early on (by being unafraid but kind to his master) and he likes just chilling with him in the Cave (away from the other dogs of course).

[allthegothihopgirls]

[ribbonkey]

NEW COMMISSION FORMAT!

I'm still doing the regual commission format but I really wanted a change of pace, hoping you'd like to have some characters commissioned by me ^^

-payment via Paypal

-one sketch for character, you can either send the pose reference or give me a prompt for the illustration

-complex character will be semplified ( modern or simple clothes)

-please provide complete characters pictures for OCs

please share around!

[editerrrrrawr]

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ SUPER HEROES + ANiMAL iCONS.

edited by me .ᐟ.ᐟ free 2 use, plz like + reblog :P

[fakeicecubes]

Batfam and their preferred water bottle brand.

Bruce: All back 32oz Owala

Dick: A hot pink Nalgene with strategically placed stickers all over

Barbra: 20oz dark blue simply modern tumbler

Jason: Gatorade bottle that he found on the streets and no matter how many times he washes it he still thinks it might give him some kind of disease

Cass: One of those personalized tumblers you can get off of Etsy with a dancer on it. Dick got it for her as a joke but every time someone gets her a new bottle she just throws it out

Tim: The tap

Damin: A Stanley cup in the Tigerlily color 40oz

Duke: A one gallon jug (Yes I have seen people do this)

Stephanie: An extremely dented light green 32 oz wide mouth Hydro Flask with flex straw cap

Clark: A clear Camelbak and he chews on the straw when he's nervous

Ace: Personalized bowl

[harmleikurdraws]

It's Monday in two days >:(

Also, out of the shot, there's Alferd with a water sprinkler ready to step in in case Clark can't do it.

[jetslay]

"DC League of Super-Pets" concept art by Linda Li.

[incorrectbatfam]

Ace: Hey, you guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Krypto: Yeah dude I need a T-R-E-A-T.

Titus: What'cha guys talking about?

Haley: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess—

Ace: No no no, shh.

Krypto: Shut up! Don't say it!

Haley: Uh... why?

Krypto: Oh God, how do we tell you this?

Ace: Titus... can't spell.

Haley: ...What?

Krypto: He can't spell so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Haley: He's a grown dog, he can't handle hearing the word treat?

Titus: TREAT?

Ace: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Ace: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Ace: NO TREAT!

Titus: Aww.

Haley: Okay, what is happening?

Ace: We told you he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.

Titus: What'cha talking about?

Ace: Taxes.

Titus: Aw, shucks.

Haley: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Titus: TREAT?

Krypto: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Krypto: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Krypto: NO TREAT!

Titus: Aww.

Krypto: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about F-O-O-D.

Haley: Okay, so... are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Titus: SNACK?

Krypto: Oh COME ON.

Ace: Haley, really?

Haley: Oh come on, I spelled it!

Krypto: Well he knows how to spell snack.

Haley: So he can spell snack but he can't spell treat?!

Titus: TREAT?

Haley: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Haley: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Haley: NO TREAT!

Titus: GODDAMNIT!

[farsight-the-char]

Kon specifically calling Clark "Big Bro", in the latest Speed Force.

Speed Force Creators Are CORRECT!

Speed Force issue 2.