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mooreaux · 21 days ago

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Love Undying

#my art #my oc #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #emmrich volkarin #tea aldwir #emmrich x rook #honestly yall veilguard is the most wholesome part of their story #I head canon Emmrich gets obsessed w the thought of tea dying earlier than him because she’s a warden #he goes downhill trying to figure out how to cure the blight and she gets more taken by her calling #I do think he eventually figures it out though!#the man helped make a knife comparable to solas’s #so methinks he could absolutely put his mind to modifying if not curing the blight #and eventually I think his obsession with mortality does end up in him figuring out demi lichdom #which probably causes problems with the other mourn watchers and lich lords that he and rook have to face together #with their baby! because tea gets pregnant right after veilguard hehehehe

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fanaticalthings · 8 months ago

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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

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demigod-of-the-agni · 2 years ago

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Quick little drawing of our favourite queer Spideys 😌

Guys you can use this as a banner or a background or a header or whatever, as long as it’s credited you’re free to do so <333

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kelin-is-writing · 2 months ago

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HELLO???? PRO-HERO TOUYA???? I’M FOLDING SO BAD—?????

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #pro-hero touya #alternative universe #canon divergence #sketch #nagatomo1565 #like— is there a universe where this man is not fine? EXACTLY. THERE ISN’T. BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS FINE AS HELL?????#i’m currently crying while gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. we could’ve had it all if a certain selfish bitch wasn’t a selfish bitch…#whenever there’s a new sketch of dabi i’m just🧎🏻‍♀️#yes sir… absolutely. YES.#THAT COCKY LITTLE SMIRK STOPSJDKSJDKSJXKSJXKAJZKAJZJAJZKSJSK

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sanjiafterhours · 3 months ago

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being a sanji fan is an intense experience because it takes you like 200 episodes to finally understand why sanji's eyes turned lifeless for a flickering moment at those words

#epi 793 #me : im gonna sleep early tonight #me at 3 am : *thinks about sanji's past and starts crying*#man why couldn't i just do cocaine to pass my time why did i start watching one piece #one piece sanji #black leg sanji #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #kuroashi no sanji #whole cake island #whole cake arc #queued im so fuckin bummed goodbye #but yes i still maintain my stance on sanji and the punk hazard children.he was absolutely right #sanji my beloved #sanji meta

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bluegiragi · 2 months ago

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bogey.

early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost

#thats always a good sign #also. ale my man. you are absolutely sleeping on the couch after this #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #alejandro vargas #rodolfo rudy parra #monster 141 au #giragi art

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densewentz · 2 months ago

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Girl Dinner

#my man is Suffering #my absolute favorite early game dynamic #da:v #datv #dragon age the veilguard #veilguard #lucanis dellamorte #neve gallus #bellara lutare #lace harding #rookanis #rook dragon age

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edwardbonnets · 2 months ago

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rook: *obvious flirting* emmrich: 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳??????????

bonus:

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noodles-and-tea · 4 months ago

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Who’s your favorite gravity falls character?

THIS GUY

#fiddleford is a VERY close second and that is something that was definitely not on my bingo card #dipper was probably the first ever character I connected with on that deep a level #he is ME #If you go through my sketch books form when I was 13 #(to be honest any of my sketchbooks after that too)#you will absolutely find at least one or two dipper in there #heck man #my art #ask #gravity falls #dipper pines

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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zaahvi · 7 months ago

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GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS

#everyone is obsessing over the new companions meanwhile me:#and yeah i drew these based off 3 dimly lit screenshots so they're probably inaccurate. do i care? no!<3 #my art #dragon age #dragon age 4 #dragon age the veilguard #da:tv #what is the correct tag. idk #evanuris #ghilan'nain #elgar'nan #<- i hope :)#alongside the egg on this game's roster of antagonists we have: eldritch horror lesbian and evil divorced father #absolutely obsessed with them #man they scene where they come out of the fade from behind solas has been replaying in my head nonstop since i saw it #also just wanted to point out that they said on the q&a that all ancient elves eventually go bald. but elgar'nan actually has hair in the #closeup. therefore i honestly think it's a skill issue on solas' part #also no one pay attention to the fact that i haven't posted art in like 5 months lol <3

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jade-len · 6 months ago

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yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.

#pleaseplease tell me you guys see my vision PLEASE #i feel like binghe should still be somewhat taller but still #like yes twink shen yuan sure but tell me this version wouldnt be more funnier #also the thought of gorgeous binghe being like ''man what a loser. hes older and hes not nearly as successful as me rn''#to being absolutely obsessed with him is also hilarious #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingyuan #bingqiu #scum villain

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fanaticalthings · 6 months ago

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POV: You're the oldest sibling