sanjiafterhours

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ppl be like my favorite character is a white haired traumatized boy who works as a teacher and he got a crazy dark haired aquarius ex who's a psychotic whore and is the head of a criminal organization that's been making his life hell like fuck you dude are you talking about kakashi or gojo

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me : im gonna watch jujutsu kaisen and i aint gonna fall for gojo like yall

gojo : *goofy silly cocky adult who genuinely cares for the helpless children in the sorcery world and protects them against the corrupt system, went through the darkest nights of the soul and lost everything he had but it turned him kinder and more determined to use his strength to protect the weak, stands up fiercely against the exploitation of the innocent and respects the children's decisions no matter how hard it'd be for him to fight for it ALL WHILE looking hot and having fun and said the line "no one is allowed to take youth away from young people"*

me :

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crying session at my house tonight pull up at 8

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the average incel dudebros will never understand sanji's depth because only REAL yearners know wassup with him he cared for Luffy so much that he hurt lu cz he wanted to save lu from his baggages and Luffy understood it too that's why he'd said that "no matter how many times you kick me, you're the one that gets hurt" part because Luffy understood that sanji's helplessness and emotional pain was much more intense than whatever physical pain luffy was feeling at that moment

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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

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queen how to stop replying to everything with a dick joke

baby let me think long and hard abt this

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I love Sanji so much because he is my second favorite character and yet if he we're a real person I would never want him to know me or that I exist. I hate him so much. He's amazing. I wish he was dead. I want to be him. He's awful, and yet he is perfection.

you thinking how you want sanji dead but also in your bed

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@leonidele you had no business clocking an entire subfandom like that 😔

if i joined in the ace retrieval mission, they'd have to surgically remove me from his dick

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when im in a competition of being cute and round but my opponent is blackleg sanji

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any fellow sanji/one piece tumblr recs queen???

QUEEN?

jkjk hello honey as u may know im new to the op fandom so i dont have tons of recs but here are a few faves :

My favourite sanji accs gotta be @sanjisprincesswifey (writer), @sanji-screenshots @sanji-outfit-tourney (sanji's fit posting acc). My mutuals @lyricalpiece and @sh-ttycook are also very normal about sanji

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thank you honey it looks 10/10 this is how thoughts swirl inside sanji's fatass head btw that's why he smokes 29 cigarettes an hour

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

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amálka the fairy and blackleg sanji are the same person

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Important question!!

Do you think Sanji would listen to Cigarettes after Sex?

OH HELL YEA sanji is so sentimental and sensitive, the type of person to appreciate the lyrics and soothing melodies of cigarettes after sex. His heart is so big and so full of love and genuine warmth and emotions, he would daydream with some cas in the background. Look at him he's so lovely

Also he's a pisces and they tend to be huge art enthusiasts esp music. They often use music as a form of escapism and lord knows how much sanji needs that LMAO

Also I heavily associate sanji with cigarettes after sex because he himself is so calm dreamy and sensual. cas songs give u that feeling like you're in a dream, soft hazy and sweet, melancholic, ethereal intimate, very sensual but never vulgar. Sanji is on that level of beautiful sweet elegant and lovely like a dream, a hopeless romantic but he also has so much melancholy in his heart he IS the entire cas discography for me.

Just imagine sweet playing in the background while sanji is doing the dishes or tidying up his kitchen in lazy afternoons I WILL END IT ALL

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i love how zoro is sexy in all of the adaptations and versions of one piece media; only two things are absolute in the op universe : (a) Luffy's strawhat, and (b) zoro being hot AF

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guys how do yall like my pet kitty cat

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kinda gay to beef with your teammate for more than 1 season like what are u BEEFing for? his MEAT?