sanjiafterhours

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queen how to stop replying to everything with a dick joke

baby let me think long and hard abt this

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I love Sanji so much because he is my second favorite character and yet if he we're a real person I would never want him to know me or that I exist. I hate him so much. He's amazing. I wish he was dead. I want to be him. He's awful, and yet he is perfection.

you thinking how you want sanji dead but also in your bed

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@leonidele you had no business clocking an entire subfandom like that 😔

if i joined in the ace retrieval mission, they'd have to surgically remove me from his dick

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when im in a competition of being cute and round but my opponent is blackleg sanji

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any fellow sanji/one piece tumblr recs queen???

QUEEN?

jkjk hello honey as u may know im new to the op fandom so i dont have tons of recs but here are a few faves :

My favourite sanji accs gotta be @sanjisprincesswifey (writer), @sanji-screenshots @sanji-outfit-tourney (sanji's fit posting acc). My mutuals @lyricalpiece and @sh-ttycook are also very normal about sanji

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thank you honey it looks 10/10 this is how thoughts swirl inside sanji's fatass head btw that's why he smokes 29 cigarettes an hour

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

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amálka the fairy and blackleg sanji are the same person

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Important question!!

Do you think Sanji would listen to Cigarettes after Sex?

OH HELL YEA sanji is so sentimental and sensitive, the type of person to appreciate the lyrics and soothing melodies of cigarettes after sex. His heart is so big and so full of love and genuine warmth and emotions, he would daydream with some cas in the background. Look at him he's so lovely

Also he's a pisces and they tend to be huge art enthusiasts esp music. They often use music as a form of escapism and lord knows how much sanji needs that LMAO

Also I heavily associate sanji with cigarettes after sex because he himself is so calm dreamy and sensual. cas songs give u that feeling like you're in a dream, soft hazy and sweet, melancholic, ethereal intimate, very sensual but never vulgar. Sanji is on that level of beautiful sweet elegant and lovely like a dream, a hopeless romantic but he also has so much melancholy in his heart he IS the entire cas discography for me.

Just imagine sweet playing in the background while sanji is doing the dishes or tidying up his kitchen in lazy afternoons I WILL END IT ALL

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i love how zoro is sexy in all of the adaptations and versions of one piece media; only two things are absolute in the op universe : (a) Luffy's strawhat, and (b) zoro being hot AF

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guys how do yall like my pet kitty cat

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kinda gay to beef with your teammate for more than 1 season like what are u BEEFing for? his MEAT?

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thank you posting nothing but sanji realness, your analysis posts are my absolute favorite thing on this app right now & it makes me so happy to know other Sanji Defenders™️ are out and about in this world

ty fren, this is how i sleep at night knowing i dont mischaracterize and hate on the most beautiful and complex character in one piece

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not to be that zosan girl but what if sanji hates the smell of iron/steel/metal cz it reminds him of his captivity in the dark germa dungeons and then he boards into the going merry and a certain swordsman probably smells like steel and iron and metal and reminds him of everything sanji hates remembering but then the same swordsman shows him how loved, protected and valued he is by shoving him out of the way and risking his own life for sanji in thriller bark and like no wonder sanji is clinically insane

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to all the people interacting with my blog, i have one message for you :

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I want to know more about your thoughts re: Judge and what he said about Sanji at the end of WCI, if that's something you're down to share?

anon when i tell you at judge's words, my first reaction was like

Ok anyway, i have a lot to say about it. Vinsmoke Judge is so wrapped up in the illusion of what success should look like that he is completely blind to the amazing person his child actually has become. Some parents want their kids to be a certain way SO BAD that they completely miss the fact that their kid turned out something even better than what they're hoping for. Sanji is actually a dream as a kid, his whole essence is raw devotion. He doesn't just love people,he worships them. He was so devoted to zeff, that he was ready to give up on his dreams of the All blue and work at the baratie for the rest of his life. He was so devoted to luffy he was ready to die for him in thriller bark. What im saying is that if only judge ever opened his mind to sanji and got over his definition of what type of success he wants for his children (being an emotionless killing machine in this case) he would see that he was blessed with the kindest purest kid that would love him with all his heart and soul.

And really maybe sanji and judge are an extreme representation of it, but this toxic parent-kid dynamic is actually very common in our society if you really think about it and that honestly breaks my heart so much.

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I'm behind on your beautiful analysis posts because im only at punk hazard & want to leave at least a bit of WCI saved but thank you for always defending the world's best boy with your wisdom and correct opinions , you rule

me after defending sanji's questionable choices and throwing hands with the entire fandom