#ooohoo

[ladysatoru]

i love how zoro is sexy in all of the adaptations and versions of one piece media; only two things are absolute in the op universe : (a) Luffy's strawhat, and (b) zoro being hot AF

[corruptinmyself]

YOU ARE DOING A WEBTOON!!??

ohh my she looks so interesting! Love the colours aswell!

I need an excuse to yap or draw my OC

Give me asks or poses or whatever you’d like about them

I need to…

Yap

(Edit: link to first post about them)

[aymayx]

WARNING BLOOD

project shadow or something idk i haven't seen the movie yet

[guitarnacle]

SURVIVOR SOUTH PACIFIC HAM EATING TASK

[thepurplebacon]

Ooohoo

[ameliiorate]

davina firmly believes that she is capable of handling all that haneul has to offer, but she does not protest at the other woman maintaining her modesty. they aren't strangers by any means, yet they are also not at the level where they should be comfortable being so intimate with each other either. so she makes no complaints as haneul gets ready, instead spending her time making sure that she too has everything that she needs for the day ahead. "you know that i am most excited when you are in my peripherals," she jests with a twinkle in her eye, appreciating haneul's attire while shifting her sunglasses from the top of her head to in front of her eyes. "but since there is no point in asking, let's get going then." she has her copy of the room key ticked in her crossbody bag, tucking on her flip-flops. "all we really need is to book the jet-ski, but i already have that figured out since you took so long. we just need to make it there in fifteen minutes, so get those shorter legs of yours moving."

"there definitely is. seeing merely a glimpse implies that you've not seen everything and i'm not sure you can handle that." besides, changing into a bathing suit would require haneul to strip out of her clothes completely. trusting davina with something as intimate as that will require more than just their short-lived PR stunt, no matter how nice they were being to one another right now. so with a final wink, haneul grabs her items and quickly hops into the bathroom to change. a tasteful red bikini does the trick, tucked away nicely beneath the same sundress she arrived in. "did you miss me while i was in there? don't bother answering — i know you did," she interjects quickly enough with a hand up in the air, giggles falling. something about rejection right now will just put a damper on things. "we have everything we need to head down there? sunscreen, sunglasses..." it's likely they won't get any messages but haneul is tempted to bring her phone anyways, which is gently tossed inside her tote.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Ooohoo shit Sami just got PIPED

[naamahdarling]

Chatty Fancy!

Sound up for MANY PEEPS!

ID: A gray cat with silky fur lies on a blanket.

The following exchange occurs.

Human: Fancy!

The cat meeps, a musical "Wee!"

"You're feeling very chatty!"

The cat meeps in agreement. She is purring enthusiastically.

"Is there anything you would like to say?"

The cat trills faintly, thoughtfully. She headbutts the camera and meows in a somewhat concerned way, as though she might not be understood.

"Oh?"

The cat repeats herself and rolls around as she gets scritched on the neck and head.

"Yeah?"

A third repetition, replying to the human's questioning tone.

"Yeah?"

Mewp?

"Yeah?"

The furiously-purring cat finally trills softly in agreement. "Mewp" was all she wanted to say.

"Ooohoo, good girl."

A soft little mew to say she knows.

"Final words?"

There is no response, only wiggling.

"Nothin'? Nothin' else?"

The cat produces a lethally tiny PrrrMIP!

End ID

(One eye is a little squinty because she's being treated for a minor recurring issue.)

[ladynecropolis]

psychopomp had had me in a CHOKEHOLD! asking in my nicest possible tone :)

ooohoo okay okay okay um. just so we all are on the same page what I'm talking about here is the greek mythological concept of a psychopomp, a messenger of death u know the deal. charon thanatos hermes etc. n basically the Concept behind that is I'm like, taking the idea of fsw desmond. who I already view as an entity similar to this. n taking it to the extreme here by making him completely embody that concept. and then I'm cranking up the drama factor by throwing in some slightly tragic despen romance....it BARELY exists but i am slowly manifesting it into reality...if you like I can talk more about it & even let you know when i start delving really into it ? :)

[simurguvercinka]

"incinirsin

...

gitme lavinia"

ooohoo ceketimi filan almışsın çoktan,

sen pek hevesliymişsin gitmeye, anlaşılan.

foto Brian Flaherty

[kittyball23]

I would love it if we got Broppy flirting with hidden innuendos in it.

Ooohoo, yeah, we’ll get stuff like

Poppy: Which outfit’s cuter? *holds up two different dresses*

Branch: Is birthday an option?

Or

Branch: I’m not a bad cook

Poppy: Maybe I can taste something of yours sometime 😏

Or

Poppy: Do you wanna come have dinner at my place?

Branch: Only if there’s dessert afterwards

[mychlapci]

That Prowl being bad at sex ask has me imagining an age swap sort of au where he’s a plucky young tactician with a mouth that gets him in trouble and the twins are the self-assured officers who’ve decided to train themselves a stud. Prowl just KNOWS his plans are good, and he can’t help running his mouth in frustration when they get ignored because he’s not high ranking. Luckily Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are willing to help him learn… self control… ;)

oOOhoo I love that. Young, cocky Prowl with a big ego and an even bigger mouth, with battle-trained veterans Sunny and Sides... they think he's so adorable. All his fussing and complaining and his struggle for control within the autobot ranks, it's all such a joy to witness. Not that they wouldn't see the potential, but for now... they want to see the kid cry.

Of course, Prowl would be a virgin when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe invite him to their berth. because i said so. But he's very confident that sex is easy and all the other bots are incompetent... until he sinks into Sunstreaker's valve, of course. The heat is so overwhelming. He loses it immediately, shaking apart while Sunny just wraps his legs around his waist and tuts, telling him, now this is terrible, this won't do at all. Training a stud out of him is going to be much more work than they originally thought...

[enbyleighlines]

20. What is their dynamic like in the bedroom? Midlink

Ooohoo, love this. Thanks for the ask!!

Bc this is spicy, it shall go under a readmore!

Their dynamic in the bedroom is very playful. Midna is a demanding lover, but she also enjoys having fun. Meanwhile, Link tends to be more of a serious person, but Midna knows just how to coax him out of his own mind and get him to loosen up.

Link tends to carry the weight of people’s expectations on his shoulders, and in the bedroom, he prefers being told what to do. But he’s not always so forthcoming about what he wants.

So it becomes a bit of a game. Midna learns how to tease uncomfortable truths from Link’s lips, how to uncover his deep, dark desires, and she wields these great powers for both of their sakes. She wants Link to be able to express himself, and not just bend to the whims of others.

I can also see Midna as being more of a dom, and Link more of a sub, but they aren’t opposed to a healthy dose of switching things up.

Nor are they against trying new things. Midna likes to suggest things, be it a new position, a roleplay scenario, or some other element she wants to include in the bedroom. Most of the time, they both enjoy the experience. Occasionally, one or both of them will veto it partway, and they will fall back to their usual games. And very rarely, it will awaken something in one of them, and things will get real intense real fast.

But that’s okay, because they’re both great at aftercare.

Thanks again for the suggestion!

[muffledexplosion162]

HAHA I SPENT 3 FUCKING HOURS ON WRITING AQUA’S LORE AND THEN IT AUTOMATICALLY RELOADED ON ME BECAUSE THE BUTTONS WEREN’T WORKING AND I WAS TRYING TO COPY EVERYTHING SO I WOULDN’T LOSE IT AND EVERYTHING IS LOST. IT DIDN’T EVEN GO TO MY DRAFTS

I AM GOING TO COMMIT MURDER, UHABGBHAHINAAGUB

wanna know the super ironic thing about this, it saved this as a draft

ooohoo I hate everything 🎉

[plumsodapop]

Monster and Torture for Kasai, Secret and Pain for Leila, Wound and Midnight for Hamisi, Mask and Guilt for Eden, Nightmare and Mistake for Samia.

Heya! :]

Hi!!! Ooohoo buckle up this is gonna be a lot!!

Kasai

Monster: he's not physically monstrous, but there are times he considers himself a monster. He was manipulated into harming multiple people as a young teen by someone his mother then considered an ally, but always blamed himself

Torture: This boy has the pain tolerance of a grape and mega sensory issues, but I feel like his sense of loyalty and family would keep him from spilling any sensitive information. He would not be having a good time tho

Leila

Secret: heehee ok I know this is supposed to be angsty but

She's in looooveee (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Pain: At one point in her teenhood she was pitted against a much more experienced adversary in a "training" fight (I feel I should mention she was also raised by an antagonist. Straight up bonkers awful dude) She ended up with a leg broken in two places and a severe concussion, neither of which got properly attended to :)

Hamisi

Wound: This boy is the plots punching bag, if I'm honest. His powers alone cause chronic pain and fatigue, but he also ends up in worse situations XD He tends to laugh off wounds and injuries to a concerning degree, making jokes ab stab wounds and the like

Midnight: Probably the worst sleep schedule on the team, he has severe insomnia. Usually he gets enough sleep to be functional, but he also enjoys the wee hours of the night as his alone time

At least when no one else has a nightmare

Eden

Mask : I can only only think that his mask would be of naivety and cheerfulness when he doesn't really feel that way. He's the baby of the group, and feels (self inflicted) pressure to appear that way to his family

Guilt: I haven't really gotten the chance to figure out how Eden would deal with guilt in the story, but just from how he is, he might try to pull the baby brother card (like he might for a non-serious guilt) but end up breaking down because he can't fix whatever it is that happened

Samia

Nightmare: Y'know those weird nightmares where you can feel it when you get hurt in them? She gets a lot of those, especially after her leg injury Definitely plenty about her family getting hurt or killed...

Mistake: Her biggest mistake as a leader eventually led to Hamisi getting captured and held hostage. She definitely doesn't lose sleep over that

Heehee that was so fun, it made me think a lot

Thank you for the ask May!!! <3

[impyssadobsessions]

Bully: The Deal

I've been proud of what I wrote for a big story idea for Bully (the game by rockstar) but its still like first chapter and I probably wont get to it anytime soon. So I wanted to post some bits and pieces. Mostly showing like Pete's perspective and resemblance of like Gary and his Grandfather Also this is the game Bully so offensive language is kind of part of the deal.

Pete Kowalski have had many bad days in his life. As being a small and shy, but curious child, it was bound to be the case. Like the time when he was five and a bunch of boys poor glue all over his head. Or like the time he was eight and he watched his dog get hit by a car because he wanted to play outside with him.

The lady who hit the dog, fussed at Pete for not keeping him on a leash and demanded his parents pay for the damage done to the bumper. Pete never asked for another pet since.

There was also a time when Pete first started Bullworth. A bunch of bullies stuck him into a trash can and rolled him off of school grounds down into the beach path. He rolled straight into the water. Pete had to swim back to shore as the trash sailed off to sea. And that was just a few really terrible ones that came to mind, however, none of them compared to the deep sense of dread and anxiety of today. Well... maybe the dog thing was worse, but this was a close second. “Hello~ Earth to Fem-boy!” A hand waved in front of his face. The hand retreated back, like a pulled curtain, revealing a scarred face with a wicked grin. Gary Smith was back for another year at Bullworth. “I hate to disappoint you, Petey, but I don't swing that way. Though I know its hard not to stare. I'm an incredible. Human body at its peak.” Gary flexing his arms, “Humanities greatest achievement. Genetic marvel, really.” “Not mentally.” Pete bit his tongue as soon as he let his words slip. Cursing internally as Gary turned back towards him.

“Ooohoo hoo~ I see someone got started on their testosterone while I was gone.” Gary cooed with a nastier grin. Eyes sharp. Petey rolled his eyes, as he always did with the boy. Though he can't deny after the stunt Gary pulled last year, he was highly on edge. Just being in same room with Gary, set off his flight response. Pete couldn't imagine rooming with the guy again for another year or two. “Whatever Gary. What are you even doing here?”

“Oh, you know! Just like every snot-nose moron that infect these halls, I was.. forced to.” Gary gritted his teeth and clenched his fist, shaking it a little.

Pete raised a brow, his arms crossed. Forced to? “Yes! Girly-boy,” Did Pete say his thoughts out loud again? Though, with Gary, it could be that he read Pete's expression or that he wanted to continue for the sake of dramatic effect. “-Forced! Forced by the unfortunate trash that gave me life to attend this sorry God-forsaken zoo we call a school.” Gary flopped back on his bed, opposite of Pete's, arms crossed. His back against the wall. “Trust me, this is the LAST place I would want to be. Well, I guess second to that damn asylum.” Petey couldn't say he was shocked. Letting out a sigh, Pete asked mostly to himself, “Why me though?” “I don't know, Petey. Why don't you go ask Dr. Crabs-for-brains? After all, I'm sure he'll tell you with all the sucking up you had to do to get the title of HEAD boy. Or maybe he might even switch you with Hopkins if you offer some ass.” Pete's face flush with embarrassment and scrunched up in absolute disgust at the comment. “You're so gross.”

“I'm not the one sucking cock-” “Whatever, Jerk. I'm outta here.” Pete swiftly turned to walk out of the dorm. “Give the head a good kiss for me~ Right on the ass che-!” Pete slammed the door shut, a bit harder than he wanted to, but within ten minutes in the same room with Gary and Pete was ready to go back home. Too bad his parents wouldn't let him even if he did. 'You spend too much time inside!' 'Go out and play, son!' 'Don't you have a girlfriend, yet?' 'You're sixteen, Pete! Go to the park, go ride a bike, or get drunk at a party- just go do something!' Pete pinched the bridge of his nose while sticking his free hand into his pocket. To think he was even looking forward to the new year. He had FRIENDS.. well a friend and his friend's current... girlfriend? Jimmy never made it clear what Zoe was, but neither did Zoe. He was the head boy, which was bound to gain him some respect. At least by the smaller kids. The cliques were somewhat on good terms since Jimmy beat their asses again. Things were looking up for once. But... Pete should have known better by now, that anything that goes up must come down.

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“Here he is, Mr. Smith. The perfect model student of Bullworth Academy. Our Head Boy, Paul Kowalski-”Dr. Crabblesnitch stood up and patted Pete on the shoulder. “Peter, sir.” Pete corrected with a muttered. “Aha-yes yes. My mistake. Peter Kowalski.” Dr. Crabblesnitch's hand squeezing Pete's shoulder. His face keeping a stressed smile. “Head Boy?” The gruff voice of the older man asked with a raise brow. Pete tried hard not to frown as he recognized that tone. Mr. Smith plopped down in a empty chair right next to the one that was overturned on the floor. “This puny punk? Ha! He looks like one step away from wearing a dress and changing his name to Patty.” Okay, yeah. They were definitely related. Pete's face twitched in annoyance. “You must be Gary's grandfather. I can see where he gets his sense of humor from.” Petey outstretched his hand out towards Mr. Smith, trying to ignore the painful grip of Dr. Crabblesnitch's hand on his shoulder.

Mr. Smith tilted his head as his mustache swished back and fourth. Pete tried to keep his smile in place. He didn't want to appear weak or intimidated, but the silent tension was making Pete nervous. “Hahaha! Nice to meet you, Peter.” Mr. Smith burst out laughing while he reached out to shake Pete's hand. “Nice. To meet. You. Too... Mr. Smith.” Pete said through gritted teeth, trying to not let the pain show as Mr. Smith crushed Pete's hand in his grip. “Call me Allen, son.” Mr. Smith let go of Pete's hand and leaned back into his chair. He nodded his head slightly, as if he given Pete his approval. Pete let out a slight breath in relief. He folded his arms behind his back and rubbed his aching hand. Jerk. “Nice to meet you, Allen, sir.” --------------------

“So I thought to myself on how we could prevent the past from repeating itself and then it occurred to me. Our major blind spot is among his peers, thus entrusting a student with upstanding morals for the task was top priority.” Dr. Crabblesnitch looked over at Mr. Smith, “Of course, Gary Smith will be tested regularly as well to make absolutely certain that no tampering has arise.” This was a bad idea. A VERY bad idea. Pete couldn't stop Gary last year! He definitely couldn't, didn't WANT to this year. Gary did what Gary wanted too. He could fake it so easily and Pete... Pete was pretty certain all this would bite him in the ass. In more ways than one. “Hmph. Sounds like a lot of hoopla to me.” Allen's voice snapped Pete out of his daze. “S-sir! I was Gary's roommate last year and-and I don't think-” Petey stuttered. He had to say something, anything to try to get out of this. “Splendid! Then you'll already know what his condition is like with or without his medication.” “No-I mean yes, but-!” “Well! You've certainly convinced me, Crabblesnitch. I think its a wonderful idea.” Allen laughed loudly, standing up with a grin. Pete froze as he whipped his face towards Allen in confusion. What were all the adults on in this town?! The old man walked over to him, and slapped his back making the poor boy stumble forward. “I feel quite satisfied that this young lad is going to be playing caretaker to my grandson.” Allen barked. Pete's eyes danced between the headmaster and Mr. Smith. Confusion still written clearly on his face. “Ah, I'm so glad you've come to reason, Mr. Smith. Though Peter is not going to be responsible for Gary Smith's actions, he will at least keep us updated.” Dr. Crabblesnitch letting out a small breath of relief. Pete was too stun to reply. His fate was sealed, just like that.

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“Ah, finally some fresh air. I was getting tired of smelling all that bullshit in there,” Allen chuckled as he gave Pete a wink. Pete choked on a snort. “It was.. stifling to say the least.” Allen barked a laugh as he started to walk again. “Well, I'm glad there was at least one person that isn't stuck so far up their own ass that they can't smell shit around them.” Pete hummed in response, not sure how to take the compliment.