#absolutely NEVER

[sbrown82]

IKYFL ⁉️

[mapicccc]

people who say things like mapicc has taken an interest in derap are stupid

[rainbowtransform]

Sooooooo

Fabian offering rooms in the Seacaster manner to his friends (and their family) NOT because he’s lonely when?

[4-lemurs-in-a-trench-coat]

I will never get sick of team awesome

[hivemindhypnosis]

Sometimes, you just need to beat the shit out of your second in-command as the Fuchsia Heir. Just sometimes.

[sparkoflena]

Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?

Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.

Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?

Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.

Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?

Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.

Kon: And I won't?

Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.

Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.

Tim: YES! You won't regret this!

Kon: I will absolutely regret this.

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[pidgydraws]

🩸 And Nothing Else Matters 🩸

part 2 - part 3

[pandagobrr]

I need to know what episode this is from.

I cannot over express how much ‘join me, no thinking’ has become part of my regular rhetoric it’s so fkn funny to me

It is still one of my favourite lines ever 😂

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[lotus-pear]

11/20

[an-internet-introvert]

When burning pasta is so traumatic you have to rewrite history in your head

[cozylittleartblog]

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[lazylittledragon]

y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable