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mapicccc · 21 days ago

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people who say things like mapicc has taken an interest in derap are stupid

#hating #he does not give a fuckkkk #he is DEFINITELY not in love #yeah this is toxic obsessive love guy but he has to actually. like a person first??? and since When has he shown any liking to derap #absolutely never #he wants him dead dawg #not in the way he has ever wanted zam dead #theres such a clear difference in how much mapicc Cares #the Only reason he cares about derao is bc of the connection to zam and these people just???? ignore that???? completely remove that???#like do what you want forever but also I Will complain about it on my blog. im allowed to #rambles

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great-and-small · 8 months ago

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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

#I told my brother (in the ag field) this and he said ‘oh those are definitely turf bros’#apparently entomology is a required course if you want to specialize in golf course management which I guess is a career that some desire #and there is some Westside story type beef between the turf bros taking entomology for pest control reasons and future PHDs who love bugs #actually chatted with them later they were very lovely

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batcavescolony · 7 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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blu-ish · 28 days ago

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Got a Polaroid camera for my birthday and instantly thought of these losers.

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #sonic movie 3 #No spoilers for the movie just my sillay thoughts #MARIA WOULD HAVE TOTES HAD ONE #I like to hang up my pics on my the little decorative rope I have in my room with some lights #Definitely smth I think movie sonic would love to do after he figures this ancient tech out with shads help HSHSJSHHS #My art

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s0up1ta · 5 months ago

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ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️

alt versions under the cut:

couldn't decide so take all of them

edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!

#'just a sketch' she said for the thousandth time #it was indeed a bit more than a sketch #anyways he absolutely served in this scene and i needed to recognize it #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #stan pines #grunkle stan #s0up1tart #i love old men #also Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!) is His Song i've been listening to it on repeat #no it's definitely not because of That One Edit

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witless-winion1 · 20 days ago

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Telemachus, crying that he finally gets to meet his dad: “For twenty years, I never could outgrow you”

Odysseus, the short king, also crying: son, you are several inches taller then I am

#he definitely says it while in tears tho #we love our short king #Telemachus: stop giving literal answers to rhetorical questions!#i can’t help but wonder #the ithaca saga #epic the musical #epic #epic fandom #epicthemusical #odysseus #epic musical #odyssey #epic odysseus #epic the ithaca saga #odysseus of ithaca #epic telemachus #telemachus #telemachus of ithaca #who else had this thought

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF

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lilly-townshend · 2 months ago

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hey STEB NATION (me and 5 other fish enthusiasts) how are we feeling

#do we think he needs sleep masks because his eyes are sensitive to light #do we think he's good at sewing things bc he's a medic #do we think he sleeps curled up bc idk bc my heart tells me so #we definitely do think he's selectively mute #arcane #steb arcane #arcane art #steb my love #steb x reader #viktor arcane #silco #jinx #steb #viktor x reader #monster fuqqer #hear me out #arcane fanart

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acidicwerewolf · 3 months ago

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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

#shitpost #house md #malpractice md #gregory house #hate crimes md #robert chase #james wilson #lisa cuddy #hilson #idk if theirs a ship name for them #but house x wilson x cuddy #allison cameron #i didn't mention foreman #but hes there #he falls in love with Chase after accidentally finding his OF #thirteen uses Tumblr #like she has a Tumblr accent #and house definitely knows what Tumblr is #and definitely notices

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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lazylittledragon · 8 days ago

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what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

#ramble #please let this be a fucking joke #i cannot imagine being this out of touch #YEAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE ART TAKES FUCKING EFFORT AND THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE DO ENJOY IT ACTUALLY #the phrase 'labour of love' exists for a reason #i sat and watched my grad film on repeat for days when it was done bc i was so proud that my hundreds of hours paid off #I DON'T MAKE ART TO SIT AND LOOK AT IT #I MAKE IT BECAUSE I PUT TIME AND LOVE INTO IT AND I GET TO LOOK AT IT AND BE LIKE I MADE THAT WITH MY HANDS!!! AND MY BRAIN #GOD FORBID YOU PUT A SECOND OF WORK INTO ANYTHING IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE ANYMORE YOU USELESS FUCK????#i'm so sorry i'm unreasonably mad about this #is it crazy for me to say that you should have to do some things in your life?????? god forbid you read your own emails #what are you DOING how fucking LAZY can you be????#and that is NOT a word i ever want to use but this is the DEFINITION of lazy #kids with adhd aren't lazy. tech bros wanting the exact same things that people have worked years for at the push of a button are lazy #i actually need to go and put my face in grass i'm so upset #thankfully. basically every musician who saw this shut it the fuck down and told him he was an idiot so that's nice

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k-martins · 10 months ago

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN JJK'S FIRST EPS WAS AIR, THE JAPANESE FANDOM NUMBED MEGUMI SOMETHING LIKE "ANGEL OF SWEETS" BECAUSE HE WAS HOLDING GOJO'S KIKUFUKUS BAG WITH ALL THE CARE AND PROTECTION???? ?

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS BEFORE????

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭