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hii long time no see :'3 my sincerest apologies

have some florida man stuff plus a lil bit of australian man on the side :3

oh and about the asks currently sitting in my inbox I PROMISE I'LL BE GETTING TO THEM SOON it's just that i have a lot to deal with rn and the motivation and energy for None of it. but the asks will be answered at some point i promise u that 👍

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I LOVE YOUR POSTS SO MUCH THEYRE SO MWAH.

what are fl mans relationships with the rest of the cast :3

sorry this one also took a sec to get to lol i had like a shitload of school stuff pile up on me all at once n my friend said she'd be pissed if i didn't prioritize it sooo :'3 n e wayz MOVING ON......

AUSTRALIAN MAN - they r husbands Obviously :3 ELLIS DEE - theyre Divorced but theyre also on good terms n theyre besties :3 BETH AMPHETAMINE - also besties : ) i feel like he would've had the tiniest crush on her for half a sec but it would've immediately died off the moment he found out she was a whole ass Lesbian BAB ROSS - friendsies :3 dont really have much else to say for this one SPLEENS AND TONSILS - they r his kids Obviously CLAIRDANES LOVESPUDDING - also exes (on neutral terms i Guess) DEE MINUS - i feel like theyd be really really close bc i honestly stand behind with the whole "dee minus is fl man's + ellis dee's daughter" theory/headcannon so yeah :3 i feel like he'd be a Kindof Shitty father at Times but it'd never be on purpose n he'd never dare be abusive towards her :(( she means the fucking World to him

TIM HORTON - close acquaintances Probably

TOMMY WENIS - also close acquaintances. i feel like they wouldn't really hang out that much due to like. not having much in common i guess (but they still would on Occasion because i feel like tommy would be pretty close w australian man)

COLONO SCOPY - ALSO EXES lmao this motherfucker Gets Around (on good terms)

WHITLEY ARRIAGAGAGAG - they went on a few dates n had some on n off shit for a while but it never ended up Going Anywhere (on good terms ^_^ they r also close friends!!)

IFORGOT MYPANTS - Also close acquaintances

KYLE THORNE - they would fuckign HATE EACHOTHER

KAREN STARBUCKS (who i'm only mentioning Now because she's honestly so irrelevant to me i honestly forgot she existed until this ask made me remember the weirdly in-depth headcannons i kindof have for her) - also divorced AND DEFINITELY NOT ON GOOD TERMS WHATSOEVER she was an abusive Bitch and their relationship did not End Well. some "karen took the kids 😫" type shit.

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rate fl mans outfits throughout the series

lmao sorry this took so long to get to it kind of. took me literal days to finish this LMFAOOOO but moving on. cringe warning cuz i lowkey fanboy/yume the fuck out for some of these i just love him sooo bad

THE TOWEL - (his main outfit)

10/10 - the classic 👍 no other comments

THAT FUCKASS CROP-TOP WTH THE PALM TREE ON IT - (from multiple episodes)

20/10 - definitely my favorite fit of his it tops everything else idgaf idgaf. he looks nice in orange ^_^ <3

PAJAMAS - (from multiple episodes)

9.9/10 - he comfy :3 the bright ass mint colored slippers are a tiny bit Jarring but honestly. who gaf. its pajamas. lmao

SWIM TRUNKS - (from multiple epsiodes)

10/10 - huge fucking fan of this one,,, hot pink + bright green as a color combo eats the fuck DOWN harder than anything else in this world Actually

WINTER OUTFIT - (from multiple episodes)

5/10 - ...not really too keen on this one Honestly... like. the top half?? perfectly fine!! but. sir.... i mean this in the nicest way possible: What The Actual Fuck Are Those Pants. the shoes Definitely don't help either. This Shit Is Kind Of A Flop SORRY

BABY FLORIDA MAN - (from "I Made a Woman Take Care of 100 children")

10/10 - HES SO TINY :(( AND. ohmyfuckinggod HIS LITTLE RAIN BOOTS :((( FUCK lltlw baby i would die for him :( <3 im like fucking.. maternal instincts maxxing rn

THAT GOD DAMN BLUE SHIRT AND BEIGE SHORTS COMBO I JUST CANT SEEM TO GET A DECENT FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF FOR SOME REASON - (from multiple episodes)

9.9/10 - it looks nice on him!! but i'm docking 0.1 points because i can never get a decent picture of it on account of the fact that he only ever seems to be in it for like. short ass 2 second intervals that Gray always captured from such a Weird Awkward Fucking Angle and it Seriously pisses me off!! 😫

WHATEVER THE HELL THIS WAS - (from "sentencing 100 kids to life in school prison"

6.5/10 - really not feeling this one + his lack of soul patch somewhat irks me.... not as godawful as the winter fit but it's Getting There

WHITE SWEATER + BLACK SHORTS - (ALSO from "sentencing 100 kids to life in school prison")

15/10 - this one ALSO has a Serious Lack Of Soul Patch but. THE SWEATER SHORTS COMBO LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE ON HIM FUCK :( <3 i'm going to Bite him i cant fucking handle tgis hes so prettyy KILL MEEEE. i mightve lied about Fuckass Orange Croptop being my fav

GOATEE FLORIDA MAN - (from "i had 100 kids grow up in a cage and this happened")

11/10 - had to screen record this one because it was the only way to do it justice. this one is fucking insane i don't even have the words for it. the boots especially. it's awful in the best possible way. it eats. i'm fucking obsessed

okay that's basically it :'3 its not ALL of them but ts was taking forever so i kindof rushed it at the end. and also some of his outfits were either too insignificant or too difficult to screenshot for them to be included here..... but this is the overwhelming majority of them lols

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i headcanon that bab ross is german what do you think

honestly i never really put much thought into nationality headcannons prior to this but now that ur mentioning it.. fuck it. i agree 👍👍

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RATE SHIPS (WHETHER PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC)

okay sooooo. starting off. splonsils is immediately 10/10 because fucking Duh. love those t4t chaos cats. and idek if theres actually any ships anyone ever gave a fuck abt with kyle thorne involved but on the off chance there are im rating them all -100000/10 automatically because i hate him and he deserves Nothing. ok moving on:

FLORSTRALIAN/MAN HUSBANDS- 11/10. peakety peak peak. real and canon and true i love them more than Anything.

BETHDEE- same rating and feedback i gave florstralian :3

TOMONO - 10/10 its always been kindof fucking Random but. i liek them :)

AUSTRELLIS (romantic) - 7.5/10 i kindof see the potential n i like some of the fanart i've seen for it but unfourtuneatley ive been biased towards florstralian from the start sooo-

AUSTRELLIS (platonic) - 10/10 peak

FLORELLIS (romantic) - 8/10 honestly i get it. like it Makes Sense Actually esp when paired up with the speculations i've seen some people have about Dee Minus being their daughter or whatever. they r alright sometimes :3

FLORELLIS (platonic) - 15/10 They Are Fucking Unstoppable >:3

FLORWHITLEY - 9.5/10 only ever seen this one like Once but yk what...? i like them kindof :)

ANY ROMANTIC SHIP WITH TIM HORTON INVOLVED - immediate 0/10 THAT MAN IS AROACE!!!!

FLORBETH - -10/10 I THOUGHT WE ALL UNANIMOUSLY AGREED THAT WOMAN WAS A WHOLE ASS LESBIAN... like dont pmo 😭

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Australia

Florida :3

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drop sexuality/gender headcanons

I FINALLY GET TO FUCKING DO THIS WOOO YEAH um.

FLORIDA MAN - transneu nonbinary, bisexual

AUSTRALIAN MAN - trans ftm, achillean bisexual

SPLEENS AND TONSILS - both transgender and straight.. they r sT4T!!!! :3 idgaf that theyre cats

ELLIS DEE - trans mtf, sapphic bisexual

BETH AMPHETAMINE - cis female, lesbian

BAB ROSS - cis female, sapphic bisexual

TIM HORTON - cis male, aroace

CLAIRDANES LOVESPUDDING - cis female, sapphic bisexual

TOMMY WENIS - trans ftm, ace gay

COLONO SCOPY - cis male, pansexual

DEE MINUS - cis female, straight, cishet ally :3

WHITLEY ARRIAGAGAGAG - cis female, bisexual

KYLE THORNE - cishet male, definitely homophobic 😫

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on a completely different note im also a huge fan of this part of his wiki because it Sort Of Kind Of implies that him and australian man have been married at least Once

was looking thru florida man's fandom wiki for Reasons and saw something that made me laugh so hard i nearly choked:

they fr just captioned this shit "Lard" 😭 actually sobbing over this rn THEY STRAIGHT UP VIOLATED HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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was looking thru florida man's fandom wiki for Reasons and saw something that made me laugh so hard i nearly choked:

they fr just captioned this shit "Lard" 😭 actually sobbing over this rn THEY STRAIGHT UP VIOLATED HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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if you are trans or intersex or non-binary or otherwise gender diverse or queer in the united states i am so so sorry you have to deal with all of this right now. know that you are loved. know that you are strong. know that no matter what the "people" in power try to do, they will never truly be able to erase us. they haven't been able to before, they won't be able to now.

please try to live, even if you feel like you no longer want to. live to be able to see the end of this fascist fucking nightmare. live for those who can't. live.

i love you <3

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YOUR ALIVE?!?!

barely LMFAOOOOO :''3 but YEAH!!!!!!

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also forgot to mention im like. a huge yumeshipper / selfshipper now lmao. florida man is my main f/o Actually :33

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btw while this is proabably gonna stay a 100% graystillplays-centric blog and im definitely still keeping the url im probably otherwise change a lot of shit abt this blog because seeing the traces of loser ass 13 year old me just smeared all over it makes me wince and cringe a lil SORRY

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im fucking BAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!

hello :3 my graystillplays sims 4 brainrot posting shall continue soon :33333 yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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bruh

lmfao sorry for the extreme inactivity of this acc, have these memes I made while I was gone

(I just called myself out 😔😔)

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I'm so sorry this account died I'm gonna try to fix that </3

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GUYS GUESS WHAT

It's his birthday today :]

Also PLEASEEEEE for the love of god don't say anything about the color choices I already know they go together horribly 💔

And yes my signature changed again because while I wasn't active on tumblr there was ✨drama✨ and now I have a totally different instagram account.