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mamatater · 1 year ago
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
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ameba-from-space · 7 months ago
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shoomlah · 1 year ago
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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so
You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie
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gongyussy · 6 months ago
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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"
hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.
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wishfulsketching · 2 months ago
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You know what
*re-dooms your yaoi*
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dingledraw · 7 months ago
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Well, that went down like a lead balloon.
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glassiskies · 1 year ago
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“I did the ‘I was wrong’ dance in 1650, in 1793, 1941…”
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camilleflyingrotten · 1 year ago
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Creatives 💫
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nickydraws · 1 year ago
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Yeah, I'm normal about him
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suchawrathfullamb · 1 month ago
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kiss
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blow job
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penetration
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arkangelo-7 · 2 months ago
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Bruce, to the Justice League after a botched mission: You deliberately disobeyed me! And worse, you put Clark in danger!
Clark, who is legitimately indestructible: :(
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willgrahamscock · 1 year ago
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I love Nina so much, she’s like oh are you banging the librarian, cause you’re a whore and a slut? and Crowley just stood there like, man that was an option?
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o3o-lapd-o3o · 3 months ago
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(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)
*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*
poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*
poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!
poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*
poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.
poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*
poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!
amphitrite: ...
amphitrite: *sighs*
*meanwhile on ithaca*
odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*
odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"
odysseus: *violently sneezes*
penelope: ...
penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?
odysseus: no i'm fine.
odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again
odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*
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crispyliza · 11 months ago
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I've got you all figured out fanartists
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wishfulsketching · 3 months ago
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Wholesome Old Man Yaoi
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ato-dato · 1 year ago
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One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.
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