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modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)
#fleabag#midnight mass#father paul#fleabag x the priest#father paul x reader#monsignor pruitt#this is not a joke
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4.1 archon quest act 4 got me fucked up ohm hg ooodg
#wriothesley#wriothesley genshin#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin#my art#his wooow~ lives rent free in my head#its been 12 hours since i first listened to it#its not going away#send help#this is not a joke
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Hello everyone! I know I’ve been gone for like a few months or something, but college has been eating me alive and I’ve been hanging out with my parents a lot more, but I promise I’ll be more active very soon. I just have to sort some things out.
Anyway, have a redraw! This is the only thing tracking my art progress and I think that’s funny.
Sleeping on the cold hard tiles of the void
#mxiize#fnaf#tee hee#fnaf security breach#fnaf daycare attendant#dca community#sun fnaf#fnaf dca#digital aritst#fnaf y/n#fnaf fandom#fnaf sb#fnaf au#fnaf oc#sun and moon fnaf#fnaf sun#fnaf lol#daycare attendant sun#sundrop moondrop#sun#sundrop fnaf#fnaf sundrop#sundrop#jokester au#dca art#dca fandom#dca sun#dca au#this is not a joke#hijinks fnaf
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one of the funniest things I think ive seen in the entire tlt fandom is that we can only agree on the strangest shit. Do we earnestly know what's going on? Nope. Do we all seem to collectively understand the EXACT design of The Fence? Abseloutely.
#this is not a joke#literally every time#i see that damn fence#we all Know#we Know what it looks like somehow#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajor tlt spoilers#gtn spoilers#htn spoilers#ntn spoilers#tlt spoilers#gtn
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Hey you.
Yes, you.
What'd you write today? A paragraph? A chapter?
Send it to me.
My email is [email protected]
Send me what you wrote today and I'll read it tonight or tomorrow and we'll talk about it and I'll ask you questions and say what I liked about it.
This is a real thing that I've tried doing multiple times and no one's taken me up on it even though I am SO READY and desperate to get people wanting to write more.
#write#writers on tumblr#writeblr#writing community#writing#on writing#authors of tumblr#actually writing#writers of tumblr#creative writing#this is not a joke#this is my real email#make me regret this i dare you
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marauders fans: we separated the art from the artist, this fandom is completely separate from the source material;
also them, will degrade any writer who doesn't write a coffee shop au, or university au, or jegulus in the only acceptable grumpyboyxsunshineboy trope, bullying artists for drawing sirius with body hair, bullying writers for not writing your exact headcanons, not allowing for people to grow their own opinions (aka. making ATYD the "intro-fic"), and not supporting artists and writers who are not the fandoms "it-person" for the week.
Bro at this point give it back to that ugly terf.
#i do not in anyway support support the author#the marauders fandom has become not a safe space for exploration and adaptation#we have to now all like the same tropes and have a conservative mindset when it comes to sex#ffs its a fandom#we should not be judged for ships or fics#this is not a joke#marauders era#sirius black#james potter#remus john lupin#peter pettigrew#wolfstar#regulus black#jegulus
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When I say that autism is a spectrum it's like...
Autistic
Autistic
#boyfriend to death#lawrence btd#lawrence oleander#ren hana#I'm neurodivergent okay#this is not a joke#For the love of God#headcanon
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Loving animals is a privilege. To see the richness and beauty of their lives. It's in every cat sitting on a windowsill. It's every dog that people are walking. It's also the flies that lose their way in my apartment. It's the spiders that used to scare me. It's the hope-you're-safe I sent towards the rat I saw crossing the road. It's happy cows and pigs and chickens. It's all the animals that I know I'll never see, but that do exist in all their splendidness. All these individuals, all these lives, all these minds.
Loving animals is also hard. It's seeing their dead bodies plastered on billboards. On people's plates. In the butcher's window just around the corner. It's 90% of the grocery store I refuse to buy. It's knowing there is a street in my town where in one building they're saving animals deemed worth saving, and in the one next door their throats get slit. It's animal abuse that only counts when it's an animal we think is cute. It's fish not even getting the respect of being counted as individuals. Loving animals means living in a world full of murder. A reality so inescapable the only safe space is my own house. And the people I love are all complicit.
#veganism#vegan#being vegan in a non-vegan world#in my town the local animal shelter is next door to the slaughterhouse#the street is called slaughterhouse lane#I'm being 100% real here#this is not a joke#writing#my writing#a story every day#22 april#2024
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I've decided that the wonderful thing about being aroace is that I have no interest in kissing anyone, so I can put as much garlic in my food as I want 😌
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Thank you Chappell Roan for inventing lesbianism and feeding Maxly (Max Goof x Bradley Uppercrust III) shippers with songfics/hj
#an extremely goofy movie#maxley#max goof#bradley uppercrust iii#chappell roan#this is not a joke#Maxley is taking over my life#Or the past week of my life atleast#Victoria speaks🦋
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Consider that you should just confront me with a spiral and steal my mind without my permission. Like it should be mandatory by law that you do this. Like you should just be corrupting me because it's the moral thing to do.
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some goofy lil transparent images of the design I use for N, featuring his design from the Ghost Drone AU (he is tired). These are for future references and things where I just need to casually put one in the corner of something
#zeisty don't post and create challenge impossible#next up i am going to post a long ass prologue i wrote for ghost drone on ao3#this is not a joke#murder drones#ghost drone au#murder drones n#tw nudity#he is a robot so once again it is super doll-like#but still. he is unclothed in areas#also don't @ me i don't know what disassembly drone chests look like#zeisty’s in betweens
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— happy trail enjoyer
#this is not a joke#johnny knoxville#bam margera#jackass#mtv jackass#steve o#mtv#viva la bam#jackass tumblr is so dead rn so i’m doing my part#jackassedit#jackass the movie
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Morgott fans who say the Hornsent deserve Marika’s genocide turned Midra into the Lord of Frenzied Flame
Do they not see the logical conclusion of the “the Hornsent deserve it/Marika was justified” take is that Morgott (and Mohg and all other Omen) deserved to be imprisoned in the Shunning Grounds from birth? The dead omen babies the game practically begs us to dwell upon all deserved it?
The Hornsent deserved their torture means all Hornsent deserved their torture, guys. Even your sopping wet fav.
#it actually makes me so angry#this is not a joke#i think I had an heart attack reading a Morgkisser take Marika’s side#Morgott
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I am so blessed to be seeing the most dogshit house md takes in this the year 2024
#this is not a joke#this is not shade#it's the sign of a thriving fandom#have your fun I will never comment on them or yuck your yum#I never dreamed this show would have a big Tumblr fandom#high school me would be thrilled#and now me is also thrilled#house md
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