#this is not a joke

[suchawrathfullamb]

kiss

blow job

penetration

[achillieus]

modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)

[haejjoon]

4.1 archon quest act 4 got me fucked up ohm hg ooodg

[skeletalpilgrime]

Loitering is not real. Wdym I can't just stand here "with no purpose", you don't even know my purpose

[a-clown-with-wings]

Hello everyone! I know I’ve been gone for like a few months or something, but college has been eating me alive and I’ve been hanging out with my parents a lot more, but I promise I’ll be more active very soon. I just have to sort some things out.

Anyway, have a redraw! This is the only thing tracking my art progress and I think that’s funny.

Sleeping on the cold hard tiles of the void

[i-must-confess-i-am-an-idiot]

one of the funniest things I think ive seen in the entire tlt fandom is that we can only agree on the strangest shit. Do we earnestly know what's going on? Nope. Do we all seem to collectively understand the EXACT design of The Fence? Abseloutely.

[hashtagloveloses]

the people seeing the wicked movie dont even know that in the book fiyero is murdered while on the toilet having explosive diarrhea

[goodluckclove]

Hey you.

Yes, you.

What'd you write today? A paragraph? A chapter?

Send it to me.

My email is luckyclovegardener@gmail.com

Send me what you wrote today and I'll read it tonight or tomorrow and we'll talk about it and I'll ask you questions and say what I liked about it.

This is a real thing that I've tried doing multiple times and no one's taken me up on it even though I am SO READY and desperate to get people wanting to write more.

[nova3spa]

middle aged women are making me go feral

[anunfortunatekinlist]

marauders fans: we separated the art from the artist, this fandom is completely separate from the source material;

also them, will degrade any writer who doesn't write a coffee shop au, or university au, or jegulus in the only acceptable grumpyboyxsunshineboy trope, bullying artists for drawing sirius with body hair, bullying writers for not writing your exact headcanons, not allowing for people to grow their own opinions (aka. making ATYD the "intro-fic"), and not supporting artists and writers who are not the fandoms "it-person" for the week.

Bro at this point give it back to that ugly terf.

[lawrencesflower]

When I say that autism is a spectrum it's like...

Autistic

Autistic

[oediex]

Loving animals is a privilege. To see the richness and beauty of their lives. It's in every cat sitting on a windowsill. It's every dog that people are walking. It's also the flies that lose their way in my apartment. It's the spiders that used to scare me. It's the hope-you're-safe I sent towards the rat I saw crossing the road. It's happy cows and pigs and chickens. It's all the animals that I know I'll never see, but that do exist in all their splendidness. All these individuals, all these lives, all these minds.

Loving animals is also hard. It's seeing their dead bodies plastered on billboards. On people's plates. In the butcher's window just around the corner. It's 90% of the grocery store I refuse to buy. It's knowing there is a street in my town where in one building they're saving animals deemed worth saving, and in the one next door their throats get slit. It's animal abuse that only counts when it's an animal we think is cute. It's fish not even getting the respect of being counted as individuals. Loving animals means living in a world full of murder. A reality so inescapable the only safe space is my own house. And the people I love are all complicit.

[unpigeonable]

I've decided that the wonderful thing about being aroace is that I have no interest in kissing anyone, so I can put as much garlic in my food as I want 😌

[starmocha]

Petition to rename the game to Lust and Deep Thrust because how do you expect your players to not expect more spicy content in the future

[paintsplatteredcanvas]

Thank you Chappell Roan for inventing lesbianism and feeding Maxly (Max Goof x Bradley Uppercrust III) shippers with songfics/hj