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I've got you all figured out fanartists
#I should have learned how to draw#i have so many ideas and so little time to write#i wish i could make a vague comic about them and have a fanfic author get hooked and write it for me 😭#fanfiction#fanart#meme#crispy talks#shitpost#this was inspired by some overlord huskerdust comics with incredible ideas i saw on twitter#where the artists are clearly waiting for someone to get hooked lol#hazbin hotel#the witcher#hannigram#hannibal#geraskier#good omens#ineffable husbands#my edit#helluva boss#the magnus archives#house of the dragon#dungeon meshi#atla#stranger things#aang#zuko#steddie#mlp#dc#percy jackson
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I think it was very in character for me to start yapping about Top Gun and Tom Cruise as soon as I woke up from anesthesia
#crispy talks#yeah i just had another surgery on my wrist and i hope it’s the last one#when i finally woke up the first thing the nurse said was “i heard you like tom cruise"#i also think i yapped about top gun right before but who the hell knows#top gun 1986#top gun maverick#tom cruise
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I found the most perfect geraskier porn au fanfiction with the most delicious jaskier whump from 2020 that I somehow missed till now and when I clicked on the author, wanting to check their other fics, it was an orphan acount
#life is pain#it gave major angel dust from hazbin hotel vibes#especially his song poison (which inspired me to write my current multichapter fic in the first place lol#y'know when you find everything you need in a fic and the author has gone awol?#yeah#text#meme#crispy talks#geraskier#geralt of rivia#jaskier#witcher#modern au#jaskier whump is like a drug to me#i can never get enough#crispy
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that moment when you see other people's art and start getting envious of their skill and then you end up thinking you're not good enough 😎
#digital art#art experience#art#traditional art#drawing#small artist#small creator#small content creator#crispy's bullshit#crispy talks#vent? ish?
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hi crispy!
hi boo!
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Chris Pratt using his normal voice as Garfield meanwhile Robert Pattinson over here using his most fucked up gremlin voice to play a bird that you wouldn't even know it was him until you saw the credits
#garfield#chris pratt#robert pattinson#the boy and the heron#the duality of celebrity voice actors baffles me#we have ones like mark hamil. jack black. many others#and then we have people like crispy rat over here just talking in their normal voice#wild
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okay i didn't realize that this was a prompt to fill out and i figured i'd do it now lol
Last song: Senpai – ERECT REMIX
Favorite color: pastel cyan , pastel purple , literally any pastels lol
Spicy/Savory/Sweet: sweet any day of the week . i'll kill for a candy bar and i'm constantly thinking about lollipops .
Currently watching: The Boys , not the tv show , the youtubers . saturdays are for the boys !!
Relationship status: single . i won't expand on this :P
Current obsession(s): cult of the lamb , call of duty , content warning and crispyverse :]
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Last Song: Stars - 9lives
Favourite colour: Lilac/purple or pastel pink, but light cyber blue is so good too
Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Spicy, even though I can't really handle it too well 😭
Currently watching: Rewatching 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' as per usual, waiting for next episode of 'The Bad Batch', whilst rewatching 'Star Wars Rebels' too 🤭
Relationship status: Single; I'm not in a rush to get a partner since I want to focus on exams and work on myself in the meantime :)
Current Obsession: Clone Wars/Star Wars Rebels and Lethal Company HELP /lh
Hey @starr-finn and @crispy-bonnie!! I know we haven't talked in a while but I still think y'all are cool :)
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other 33-year-old women on a saturday night: flying in airplanes, drinking cocktails with round ice cubes in them, reading their beautiful children a bed time story
me: on the computer laughing myself sick over "Crispy burger [homemade]"
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headcanoning that Sebastian did inherit Jocelyn's curly hair but he just straightens it constantly. like he brought his hair straightener to hell & everything
#his hair is COOKED the entire series between that & removing the black box dye#it's visibly crispy & Clary never comments on it because she's so busy trying to not die#this is stupid but very 17 year old 😌#his to do list is just 1) destroy the world 2) find a power outlet#bella talks#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments#tmi#sebastian morgenstern#jonathan morgenstern
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placing little nugs of weed in a trail to lure the stoner faggots to me
#lemon talks#I just restocked and mmf I wanna eat the nugs so bad#they’re extra crispy looking today
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When people say "I don't want my child to be exposed to LGBTQ+ media because it will turn them gay" they actually mean "I don't want my child to be exposed to LGBTQ+ media because it might help them realize that they're gay".
#just a thought I had#lgbtq#gay rights#lesbian#trans#gay#bisexual#homophobia#crispy talks#queer#nonbinary#asexual#aromantic#ace#pansexual#genderqueer#genderfluid#agender#i used the word gay bc homophobes/terfs etc tend to use it as an umbrella term for everything lgbtq related
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It's days like these that make me really hate having a uterus (I am once again on my period)
#crispy talks#can it just like leave me alone please#i hate running to the bathroom every five minutes#and being in a shitty mood every single day
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I think Will Graham's problem is that he's constantly surrounded by only 4 groups of people: therapists, serial killers, cops and dogs. No wonder he ended up like That.
#imagine if he at least had 1 friend that was none of the above#who just talked with him normally and without all the pretentious metaphorical bullshit#imagine#will graham#hannibal#text#shitpost#crack#hannibal lecter#hannigram#alana bloom#bedelia du maurier#jack crawford#brian zeller#jimmy price#beverly katz#garret jacob hobbs#abel gideon#tobias budge#matthew brown#francis dolarhyde#mine#crispy
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there are so many nice people here in vegas but there’s this one person that was really nice and i wish i said goodbye to before i left to go back to the hotel
so i went to omega mart and did all the story shits . HOWEVER , since my mom and brother had to restart [and my mom is slow compared to us] , i ended up losing my group . so i wandered around while calling out for my mom , that’s when i stumbled upon this lady sitting on a seat in a small tucked away area .
this tucked away area had a tv displaying some omega mart lore that i believe is only accessible at omega mart itself , and i sat down in a seat next to her and we both started talking abt the video and the tasty lore . despite her being a stranger , i felt a bit more at ease sitting next to her instead of aimlessly wandering .
she even offered to tell my mom and brother where i was if she ever stumbled upon them , as she already watched the long ass video on the screen . i ended up finding security shortly after she left bc i was getting real anxious .
i never saw her on my way out the door , which is a shame bc i wanted to at least say a small bye bye .
there were also a bunch of other nice people too !! like these guys that helped me while i was trying to go down the stairs despite the fact that i was terrified of heights [those stairs are fuckin STEEP by the way] . even the omega mart employees were really friendly and didn’t mind my small talk and chatter [daikon confirmed to support trans rights !! i wish i adopted one grahhh] . even the uber driver who took us back to the hotel was really nice .
so far , a good trip . i’ll def make more blog posts abt this when i get around to it . just a little bit of late night journaling :]
#crispy rants#crispy talks#travel#omega mart#meow wolf#area 15#area 15 does not exist#literally just me going on abt how nice the strangers are#experience#omega mart experience#art experience#las vegas
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whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh whyyyyyyyyy
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Okay, now one for the TAM!!
This one is for Rice, cause I love him too, but I feel it’s funny asking this question since it deals with an opposite of his being.
What’s a positive approach to your tics? ☺️🙌 Much love 🫶
Rice: Opposite of my being, indeed. But I appreciate you asking it. Preference of course will change depending on the person, so do not take what I say as universal. Though there are some general rules, as "laugh with me, not at me." If I have a particularly amusing tic, you may laugh at it. Especially if I snicker at it myself. But do not laugh at me for twitching, etcetera. Nor if it was a painful tic. Laughing at a tic can even be reassuring. It helps to know you are comfortable enough around them to laugh, instead of simply sitting there, awkward and quiet. Thank you for listening. Much love to you as well.~
#i couldn't think of what else he might talk about on the subject#kgfjb but#laughing is a big one#some people might not want you to laugh at their tics unless they are laughing. which. valid ofc#but me and i feel like all my boys aren't as strict with it#all the other crispies i think would say the same as rice#tam ask event#tourette's#rice sans#nightmare tourette's sans#undertale#utmv#didderd art#didderd asks#caycanteven#sorry this one took all day#i have been very distracted
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