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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#sometimes you just need to be CLOSE ya know#also i went to bed really early last night and slept So Well#and i just woek up and im still realllll sleepy#which is why i seized the chance to post this#because i get too shy and embarrassed to whenever i try to do it when im not half asleep#pointign and laughing at fully awake me rn🫵#lmao loser ass🫵🫵🫵#now it’s posted and there’s nothing you can do about it#im gay and i like sleeping
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Dick Grayson's unmatched success as a child vigilante makes a lot more sense when you remember the Court of Owls was a thing and that Dick was meant to be the next Grey Son.
There is no way that someone at Haly's Circus wasn't there keeping an eye on him while he grew up. A future weapon needs to be trained and monitored after all, and a circus, a place where weird skills are completely normal, is actually a great place to secretly train a child.
You know, just some knife tricks that translated really well into actual fighting. How to get out of restraints and pick locks while under a time limit. Death defying acrobatic stunts that coincidentally do wonders for parkouring. That sort of thing. Nothing that seems out of place for a boy growing up around circus performers to learn, but would literally any where else.
I mean, while I fully believe that most kids would want to kill the man responsible for their parents deaths, Dick was weirdly prepared to go through it. He tracked down Zucco with way more ease than any normal child should have too. He became the first child vigilante, for goodness sake. The first Robin! He only started getting formal training after he basically forced Bruce into it!
Bruce himself has no idea that this kind of competency in a child is unusual, considering he was much too blinded by the similarities between his and Dick's tragic orphanhoods.
Alfred is in a similar boat because he’s desensitized to weird children after he somehow managed to successfully raise Bruce 'The Batman' Wayne, so he doesn't clock the hyper-competency as abnormal either.
By the time the other batkids start popping up (Jason 'The Audacity' Todd, borderline-street rat with no fear) (Tim 'the greatest stalker in Gotham history' Drake, child genius, also bullied his way into becoming Robin) (Barbara 'raised by the only uncorrupt cop in gotham' Gordon) (Stephanie 'daddy issues and spite' Brown) (Duke 'Pretends he's the normal one and people believe him' Thomas) it's too late.
It would also explain how Dick got along so well with Damian out of all of them. Similar childhood with different approaches and all that. On some subconscious level, Dick recognises and resonates with the murderous ten year old assassin with strong familial ties to a secret elite assassin organization.
It isn't until after the whole Court of Owls and Grey Son reveal that suddenly Dick realises a whole lot of things about his childhood that suddenly make a lot more sense.
#it takes Tim exactly two years to connect the dots#he bolts upwards in his bed with wide eyes and proceeds to swear so profusely he wakes up half the house#Dick also gets along really well with Cass when I think about it#i feel like the Grey Son implications need to be explored more#dick grayson#batman#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#dc#bruce wayne#dc robin#nightwing#alfred pennyworth#batbros#batkids
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רהיטי הסיטי - שדרגו את הבית שלכם עם מיטות מפוארות ומזרנים נוחים במיוחד!
כאשר מדובר על עיצוב ושדרוג הבית, אין ספק כי חדר השינה הוא אחד מהחללים החשובים ביותר שיש להשקיע בהם. רהיטי הסיטי מציעים לכם מגוון רחב של מיטות מפוארות ומזרנים נוחים במיוחד, שיבטיחו לכם חוויית שינה בלתי נשכחת ועיצוב מרהיב. אך זה לא הכל - רהיטי הסיטי מציעים גם פתרונות ריהוט נוספים שיכולים לשדרג כל פינה בביתכם.
סוגי המיטות
מיטות זוגיות
המיטות הזוגיות של רהיטי הסיטי מציעות שילוב מושלם של נוחות ועיצוב. עם דגש על איכות הבנייה וחומרי הגלם, המיטות הללו יספקו לכם שינה מתוקה ונעימה כל לילה.
מיטות בד
מיטות הבד שלנו מעוצבות בקפידה ומציעות מראה אלגנטי ויוקרתי. הן מגיעות במגוון צבעים ובדים לבחירה, כך שתוכלו למצוא את המיטה המתאימה ביותר לעיצוב חדר השינה שלכם.
מיטות וחצי
למי שמחפש פתרון מושלם לחדרי נוער או חדרי אורחים, מיטות וחצי הן הבחירה האידיאלית. הן מציעות מרחב שינה רחב יותר ממיטות יחיד, אך תופסו�� פחות מקום ממיטות זוגיות.
מיטות מעוצבות
רהיטי הסיטי מתמחים בעיצוב מיטות מותאמות אישית, כך שתוכלו ליהנות ממיטה ייחודית ומרהיבה שתתאים בדיוק לטעמכם ולעיצוב הפנים שלכם.
מיטות עם ארגז
מיטות עם ארגז מציעות פתרון אחסון חכם ונוח, המתאים במיוחד לחדרים קטנים או לדירות עם שטח אחסון מוגבל. הארגז המובנה מאפשר לכם לאחסן מצעים, בגדים ופריטים נוספים בצורה מסודרת ויעילה.
מיטות יהודיות
למי שמחפש פתרונות עיצוב המתאימים למסורת היהודית, רהיטי הסיטי מציעים מיטות יהודיות בעיצובים מרהיבים ואיכותיים. מיטות אלו מתאימות לכלל ההלכות וההנחיות, ומציעות נוחות וחוזק לאורך זמן.
מיטות יחיד
מיטות יחיד הן פתרון מצוין לחדרי ילדים, חדרי אורחים וחדרי נוער. הן מגיעות במגוון עיצובים וצבעים, ומציעות נוחות מירבית תוך ניצול מקסימלי של שטח החדר.
רהיטים נוספים
קומדות וארונות
לצד המיטות המפוארות, רהיטי הסיטי מציעים גם קומדות וארונות מעוצבים, המותאמים בדיוק לצרכים שלכם. הארונות שלנו מגיעים במגוון עיצובים וגדלים, עם פתרונות אחסון חכמים ונוחים.
סלונים ופינות אוכל
רהיטי הסיטי מציעים גם מגוון רחב של סלונים ופינות אוכל, שיביאו לביתכם תחושת חמימות ונוחות. הסלונים שלנו מגיעים בעיצובים מודרניים וקלאסיים, כך שתוכלו למצוא את ההתאמה המושלמת לטעמכם.
מזנונים ושולחנות לסלון
המזנונים והשולחנות לסלון שלנו מעוצבים בקפידה ומציעים פתרונות אחסון ונוחות, לצד עיצוב ייחודי ומרהיב.
סיכום - למה לבחור ברהיטי הסיטי?
רהיטי הסיטי היא הבחירה המושלמת למי שמחפש לשדרג את ביתו עם רהיטים איכותיים, מעוצבים ונוחים. אנו מציעים מגוון רחב של פתרונות ריהוט לכל חלל בבית, עם דגש על איכות הבנייה, חומרי הגלם והשירות האישי. עם רהיטי הסיטי, תוכלו להיות בטוחים שאתם מקבלים את הטוב ביותר עבור הבית שלכם. בואו לגלות את מגוון הרהיטים שלנו וליהנות מחוויית קנייה ושירות שאין שני לה.
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#Beds#designed beds#beds and a half#a bed and a half#fabric beds#leather beds#chests of drawers#wardrobes#living rooms#sideboards#dining areas#Jewish beds#trundle beds#youtube#Youtube
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quiet mornings after the end of the world.
lil paintover of “the bed” by toulouse-lautrec
#my art#yes those are assan feathers on the bed#domestic ending truther#it’s what they deserve#them and their half bird half cat kid#davrin#maddock thorne#he/they for rook!#rook thorne#davrook#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#datv#da4#dragon age#BioWare#video games
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“if you could pick up another language, what would it be?”
“i’d go russian. i’d love to know what geno says or has said over the years… i’d love to know 🥰 i just want to know (giggles) 🥰”
#first it was russia with geno… now it’s russian for geno… girl PLEASE#i think the funniest part though is dan going 🤨 wait. when is he speaking russian 🤨 that you want to learn it 🤨#and sid realises: oh no. i can’t say ‘when we’re cuddled up in bed and he’s kissing the back of my neck and whispering#sweet nothings in russian into my ear’ QUICK. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE#and then wild-eyed he goes on and on about oh yknow. on the bench. sometimes. at players. but also refs. but not all the time.#it’s not consistent. some times. also i’m normal i promise 🥺#also geno counting in spanish <333#in case you’re curious: hayesy ned and rusty would learn italian (rusty’s half italian. ned wants to retire in italy :’))#matt grzelyck: chinese!!! go off!!!#lizzo: finnish so he can speak with his extended family 🥺#so yes. no one else said: i want to learn a language because i want to KNOW my teammate of 20 years. only sid#also reviving my old sports blog url to use as a watermark for any iphs i’ll post#please don’t repost this on twitter (and in your discord chats :’))#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#sidgeno#inside penguins hockey#hockey#nhl
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#/j#am I really joking though. who knows.#I actually just sat and flailed on my bed and screamed for half an hour I'm unwell#I Hate My Chemical Romance#I have to dissappear forever now that is the only solution#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way#mikey way#frank iero#ray toro#the black parade#when we were young fest#when we were young 2024
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House and Wilson keep drugging each other until they refuse to eat/drink anything they offer each other unless they see someone else consume it too
Naturally, this culminates in Wilson dosing his own lunch one day. He eats it slowly to allow for House to steal enough to be sedated and it ends with House passing out and Wilson being smug about it until he realises he fucked up the dose and he's about to pass out too. I love these two losers <333333
#you can tell when im about to go to bed bc i post like half a dozen of these kinds of posts in a row#house md#my posts#hilson#james wilson#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#greg house#housefic
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He always says that—someday—he’ll get you without the cameras.
It’s a vow he whispers to you between gritted teeth one day on set when he’s got your legs tossed over his shoulders. Your feet play peek-a-boo behind Kyle’s head, wiggling with each thrust he makes deep into your cunt, relentlessly forcing himself inside as the crew records the debauched imagery, burning it into film for it to be viewed by thousands of strangers online.
But Kyle likes it better this way—up close. Having you all to himself; almost. Every millimeter that your lip parts, the very creasing of your brows as he pushes deeper and deeper, the unobstructed symphony of your moans falling across his ears, soaking into his psyche, burning, burrowing, growing. Shockwaves ripple throughout your body, forcing your hands to grip his shoulders, holding on lest you deliquesce into the bed.
That’s exactly what he wants—for you to melt beneath his touch. For you to let go of the synthetic lights in your face and the pounds of makeup smudged on your cheeks—for you to stop the nervous glances in the corner of your eyes as you follow prying footsteps and a bored crew as they twiddle their thumbs and scroll on their phones.
“Gaz…” Your voice breaks in a gasp, a pathetic moan separated by the sharp thrusts of his hips against yours, breath stolen away before it could properly expel.
But this isn’t his real name. Just the facade he wears for the videos. For the fans. For everyone.
Everyone but you.
“That’s it, doll,” he croons, hips rolling, tenebrous eyes boring through you like a stake.
He witnesses you—eyes unblinking—but you’re not looking at him. No, you’re staring just over his shoulder. In the distance. Eyes caught up in the lens as you make faces—forced faces, something for show, something that’s fake, faux, disgusting. It’s not real. All a performance. So caught up in your own head and thoughts that he no longer feels the fluttering of your cunt as strongly as it was just a moment before. Distracted. Severed.
“Hey-”
His voice is strong, but not sharp. Firm fingers dig into either side of your jaw as Kyle forces your head to turn, for your eyes to focus on what’s important—him. Your pleasure. Not the hulking camera behind his toned shoulders, but the way his cock bullies deep into you, each kiss of skin against skin the backtrack to the melody of your gasps.
“Did you hear me, doll?” he whispers. You see the way his grin pulls at his lips, ever soft like velvet against your neck. “I’m gonna get you without these cameras someday. I promise you.”
Then—it snaps. Fractures. Uncoils so deliciously, licking down the back of your legs and through your core until your stomach and cunt are both left fluttering. This time when your eyes leave him, it’s not to focus on some malevolent camera, but to roll into the back of your head with shaky legs and nails digging into his deltoids. Head falling into the side of your neck, he smothers his grin and mirth into your skin. He lets it bleed. Lets it fester.
“There we go, just like that, doll. Just like that,” he murmurs.
As the roll of his hips slow, allowing you to ride your orgasm out without burning your synapses too much for the next round, he repeats his mantra. This promise to himself. This oath to you. This will fade. There will be no microphones, or equipment—just you, him, and the melding of your skin.
One day, anyway.
#ilium writing#kg ilia#ps!gaz#kyle garrick x reader#gaz x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#female reader#yeah i may have lost all my old ps!gaz shit when i deleted my old blog but they are on my brain again okay#also i'm half awake so if this doesn't make any sense ignore it okay i just needed to spew this drabble out really quick before bed
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hey
#portal#portal 2#my art#glados#wheatley#stupid fucking british ball cries that his head doesnt look like a sodding tic tac#glados likes women beware.#joke#its half 1am i need to go to bed. or do i.
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Was going through my likes to make a playlist of 'no rhyme or reason in genres' songs for stiles and I came across this and I will not listen to any other contenders, this is the sterek song (from stiles' side of things) for me forever - under the cut.
Other music headcanon posts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9
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Derek vetos it for first dance at their wedding but they dance to it later in the evening back home
It's so stiles 'staring/not staring respectfully' stilinski it HURTS
#teen wolf#sterek#sterek fanart#stiles stilinski#derek hale#pls i am half asleep and churned this out in an hour in bed bc it would not leave my head!!#i am not normal about these two#pls excuse any weird mistakes#i am trying to be better at getting ideas out and not nitpicking everything ♥️#Youtube
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sleepy legs zzz
#god i half assed this halfway. i've been so busy all night!!!!!!!!#imma head to bed too. imma weigh down gaz as we nap byE#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#codmw#codmwii#codmwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#soap cod#gaz cod#soapgaz#gazsoap#johnny soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#video games#activision
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well scissor me timbers
#tragic tale of me accidentally closing the first one without saving having a breakdown going to bed and then restarting the next morning#ouhhhh#well here we go then#yuri!!!#freehoun#gordie freeman#barbara calhoun#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#half life#digital art
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Every individual ship I draw ends in polygun
#I love drawing vashwood half asleep in bed#polygun#vashwood#trigun#meryl stryfe#trigun maximum#milly thompson#vash the stampede#trimax#nicholas d. wolfwood#fanart#rill’sart#rill'sart
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YIPPEE THIRD AND FINAL ONE !! happy anniversary deltarune chapter 2 :]
#the art gallery#deltarune#undertale#the monarch’s court#scc#utdr newsletter#fun fact i misremembered susies bed as having a canopy. i don’t know why. but I’ve made it a half canopy. i think it looks nice#i think canopy beds are also called princess beds and well. points at the crowns all over her room and on her door :]#strange someone frisk#<-literslly just a mention of them but Whatevrr. i like to keep track of rhese things
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#wot#wot on prime#the wheel of time#the s1 cauthor Only One Bed fakeout is truly the greatest betrayal of modern cinema#they had us all going for a moment there but then the camera angle switched and sike! there's a second bed. heartbreaking.#the only time i'm mad about the show breaking with book canon is not letting rand and mat snuggle in one bed for half their roadtrip djkfg#also! 'hate at first sight' is only nynaeve for liandrin#but liandrin was a nynaeve fan from day 1
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toji poking his head under your shirt and nipping at your tummy when you don't want to get up in the morning:(((((
#he's already half clothed ready to start his morning#and oh he fucking loves to see you all splayed out on the bed#genuinely like one of his favourite things ever#but you've got some errands to do so you gotta get up:((((((#so he just tickles you a little and kisses you a little#like cmonnnnn... sleepy playful toji...........#🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴#i'm biting him back after i get up#sinking my teeth right into his shoulder#TRUSTTTTTTTTTT#toji#mickey is daydreaming#miji
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