me thinking abt vampires sucking my blood: 🥰🥰🥰
me when i actually have to get blood drawn: what if i killed myself right here in the waiting room
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I went to the eye doctor's yesterday and I, an adopted person, always feel like "oh no I'm failing the interaction" for some reason by not being able to relate. HOWEVER, I got praised for having common sense so it works out.
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i looked to the sky and said // please, i've been on my knees // change the prophecy
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i was today years old when i realized that the orange blobs on this shirt pat wears for a good part of episode 6...
... are flowers (and rocks)...
... and not, as i fully believed, many tiny flying pomeranians. for your convenience i've prepared a visual to argue the validity of my interpretation
corporate needs you to find the difference.png
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even with all of beyond reanimator's flaws it still ended with herbert getting into his little reanimator outfit of white dress shirt and skinny black tie. man was in jail for thirteen years or whatever and the first thing he does upon potential freedom is get into the only outfit he's ever worn. most relatable thing i've ever seen. ten out of ten stars
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