#Trollhunters incorrect quotes

[honeyxmonkey]

Harley, thoroughly annoyed after going to CHB for the first time and everyone keeps mistaking him for Nico: Do I need to write "NOT NICO DI ANGELO" in big bold letters on my forehead?

Nico: I really don't know why people keep confusing us. We don't even look that much alike!

Harley: Exactly!

Connor, soon to be dead, Stoll: Woah, two Nicos! Damn, I didn't realize duplication was a Hades power

Nico:

Harley:

Nico: Get the raptors and I'll get the skeletons?

Harley: Sounds good

[jeena-says-hi]

How they should have found out Strickler is a changeling

Toby : Don't worry, I got a plan.

Jim: Alright.

Toby: ChangelingSayWhat?

Strickler: What?

Jim:

Toby:

Strickler: No wait-

[many-gay-magpies]

[seekerofblades]

Merlin:"Hisirdoux, you had ONE JOB!To prevent the Arcane Order from getting the Genesis Seals, and to keep the world safe!" >:O

Douxie: "But that's two things!" D:>

[losertriangles]

6 year old Astrid: *Innocently* Do we get to marry our prince charming?

Present Astrid: *Sweating nervously as she watches Draal furiously chase down a group of terrified teenagers with malicious intent for wolf whistling at her.* … Yes.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: *tries to open the door*

Tim: It's locked.

Kon, rolling up his sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.

Kon: *punches the door until it breaks*

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Qiren: I weep for your offspring, and pray I'm retired by the time they reach High School.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: *tries to open the door* Bree: It’s locked. Sel, rolling up his sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty. Sel: *punches the door until it breaks*

[classyglitterstarfish]

Jim: truth or dare?

Douxie: truth

Jim: how many hours of sleep have you gotten in the last week

Douxie: dare

Jim: go to sleep

Douxie: play by yourself

[honeyxmonkey]

Steve: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Carter: Do not talk about my mother that way >:[

Steve: I was referring to your father

Carter: oh, carry on then

[jeena-says-hi]

Barbara, driving Jim and Toby back from school: So how was your day?

Toby: We almost got surprise adopted!

Barbara: What?

Jim: We almost got kidnapped.

Barbara: Oh, okay.

Barbara: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[many-gay-magpies]

saw a post on pinterest and got inspired

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: *Tries to open the door*

Eddie: It’s locked

Bill: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty

Bill: *Punches the door until it opens*

[losertriangles]

So, uh... I noticed something

Gaslight: Claire

Gatekeep: Kanjigar

Girlboss: Barbara (and honestly, most other women in this show)

Mansplain: Draal

Manipulate: Angor Rot

Malewife: Aaarrrgghh/Blinky

[smg-69]

SMG4: Dang, the doors locked.

SMG3: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.

SMG3: *Throws a brick through the window*

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn, trying to open a door: It's locked.

Vi, rolling up her sleeves: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty.

Vi: *punches the door until it breaks*