#Tre: NOT ON MY WATCH BITCH-

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Am gonna make Tre cockblock Stone, lol! :3

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track two - 'cause i knew too much, there was danger

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WINTER BREAK 2022

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ines_sainz a little winter break dump for those of you who are not thriving during the off season, like me. featuring a photo max took on my phone

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alex_albon he's going to kill you for getting a new cat.

ines_sainz he'll get over it alex_albon that's a big fat lie

user01 she spent the break in like three different places.

ines_sainz we broke into seb's home. we're having withdrawals user02 she's so real for that

user03 she's acting as if she isn't getting slandered in the spanish media right now.

user04 if it's not true she shouldn't care user05 knowing the sainz family, her excluded, they're probably lying

fernandoalo_oficial nano is a very good cat.

ines_sainz [redacted] would argue otherwise because he hid his left shoe from him yesterday.

maxverstappen1 YOU SAID YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO POST THAT PICTURE!

ines_sainz AND YOU SAID HE WAS NEVER GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT 2017!

logansargeant i can't wait to meet the new kitty.

ines_sainz and honey can't wait to meet you!

patriciooward i'm committing crimes for your kitty

ines_sainz i would too o'ward, you're not special

user06 your honor, i love her.

georgerussell63 there is not a single thought behind that kitty's eyes. seems like it's father.

ines_sainz you are so lucky he can't comment on here. your ass is cooked in the group chat user07 this is all the confirmation i needed to know that they are gossip girls

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not a single thoughts behind those eyes, she takes after her father. babysitting my favorite munchkin 🥰💞 pasta night, but only one of us is allowed to cook without supervision (hint, it's not me who needs supervision)

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oscarpiastri i can't tell if you're insulting me or charles ines_sainz it's actually both of you, you've both got that thousand mile stare down. oscarpiastri i actually hate you right now. ines_sainz love you too amor!

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maxverstappen1 thanks again for watching her ines_sainz of course! she's a sweet kid, i'll gladly watch her again!

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fernandoalo_oficial los tres ocupan supervisión. [the three of you need supervision] ines_sainz no es cierto! charles ocupa supervision, ocasionalmente oscar, pero yo nunca! [that's not true! charles needs supervision, occasionally oscar, put never me!] ines_sainz yo aprendí a cocinar desde pequeña! [i learned how to cook since i was a kid!] fernandoalo_oficial 🤓☝️ ines_sainz who taught you that?!

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jensonbutton so now that you're not racing, you're babysitting? ines_sainz excuse me while i go scream in a pillow ines_sainz THE jenson button knows who I am?? jensonbutton kid, i've known you since 2015 when you used to barge into fernando's garage. i've also got a proposal for you. ines_sainz fire away mr. button, but yes, i'll babysit your kids if you ever need me too. i babysit fernando (please don't tell him i said that)

BAHRAIN 2023

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ines_sainz once i fix me, they're gonna miss me (but i won't miss them)

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liamlawson30 how could you possibly go karting without me? do our years of friendship mean nothing to you?

theopouchaire21 OR ME? fredrickvestiofficial OR ME? logansargeant OR ME? arthur_leclerc OR ME? ines_sainz damn, it's almost like you guys miss me or something. liamlawson30 nevermind, go back to rotting with your boyfriend.

maxverstappen1 what's there to fix? you're great the way you are?

ines_sainz aww max, that might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me. maxverstappen1 he's holding me at gunpoint ines_sainz fucking liar. i know you like me bitch!

user08 I'M DYING TO KNOW WHO SHE'S DATING!! THE ANXIETY IS KILLING ME!!

user09 same here! but like she'll tell us when she's ready, she's not ready yet. user10 oh god, how i hope it's charles, just to see carlos' blood boil.

user11 SHE'S HAPPY AND IN LOVE!! REJOICE!!

georgerussell63 YOU WENT KARTING? WITHOUT US?

alex_albon gasp, do we, the twitch squad mean nothing to you? ines_sainz it was a date? logansargeant and you think we care?

user12 bro, who ever this guy is, thank you for getting her smile back.

charles_leclerc are you okay? it looks like he's eating your face off?

ines_sainz you're just jealous. your lonely ass wishes you had somebody. charles_leclerc what makes you think i'm single? ines_sainz you're bitching and moaning at 3am. i get that we're neighbors but please stop complaining.

user13 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SHADE??

user14 RIGHT?! SHE JUST BLATANTLY SAID SHE'S DOING BETTER THAN BEFORE?! SHE NEVER NEEDED THEM!! user15 SHE NEVER NEEDED THEM THEY NEEDED HER!! comment liked by ines_sainz

user16 listen, i know she isn't talking to carlos, we're all aware of this, but one would think he would use the comments to annoy her

user17 no cause i was wondering, why isn't carlos being a nuisance in her comments? ines_sainz other than the fact that our mother doesn't want him to make a 🤡 of the family name. i blocked him 💀. i don't need that negativity in my instagram comments user16 ICON!!! user18 it's too late to not make a 🤡 of the family name. no one takes them seriously anymore. they did this shit all on their own. ines_sainz amen to that sister

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first day on the job, kinda nervous (jokes, not really) i've only waited since qatar 2021 to see father back on the podium couldn't be prouder of this silly old man 💚

JEDDAH 2023

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violence is always the answer with this friend group. i won't be talking about every single race of the season 2023 season because that's just boring. we all know how the season ended anyways 💀 know the inés as a reporter was only done to terrorize d*nica, it's not permanent, i have plans. jenson and inés are about to form the hate d*nica club.

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[holylulusworld]

Ari & Leo (Leo’s pups snippet)

Summary: Leo is about to become a daddy too.

Pairing: Alpha!Ari Levinson x Omega!Reader x Leo 😉

Warnings: a/b/o, a/b/o dynamics, fluff, daddy Ari

A/N: This drabble is part of my Leo & Alpha verse. It’s the fourth snippet of their story.

“Leo! Leo!” Ari runs around the park, desperately looking for your dog. You’re waiting for him to return, sitting on a bench while watching over your five-month-old twins. “I’ll shave your fur if you don’t come back!”

You giggle because your tall alpha is running around the park, chasing your dog. You’re not worried about Leo running off. He always comes back. Maybe he found a new friend and wanted to greet him. Your dog is not a runaway. He knows his home and loves it.

“Daisy!” You cock your brow when a woman calls for her dog. “Daisy Flower!” She coos to lure the dog in. She looks your way, sniffling as her dog runs off too.

“Can I help you, miss?” You offer the seat next to you on the bench, but she huffs and storms off. “Or not. Bitch!” You hiss. “Babies, you didn’t hear mommy curse.” Looking at your babies,, you sigh. They are sleeping peacefully in their stroller.

“LEO! Noooo!” Ari yells loud enough to make you flinch. “You dirty bastard! Nooo!” You gasp and get up from the bench. Something must be wrong with your dog.“ Ari yells and growls, using his alpha voice.

“Ari?” You murmur your husband’s name. “Ari! LEO!!!” You call for your alpha and your dog.

“Wait! You beast! How dare you run off!” The woman from earlier chases after Leo, who runs toward you. The huge Leonberger hides behind you, whining low. “I’ll kill you for ruining my Daisy!”

“Hey lady, stay away from my dog!” You growl at the woman who tried to hit Leo with her bag. “I’m warning you!”

“Your dog ruined my award-winning dog!” She snarls and tries to hit your dog again. Leo growls as she accidentally hits your shoulder with her bag. Before she can do it again, Ari’s hand wraps around her wrist, twisting it. He drags her away, growling at her.

“Get away from my omega and pups!” Your husband is about to lose control. His instinct kicked in, and he’ll rip the woman apart if he must. “Leo did nothing wrong.”

“That monster mounted my poor princess!” She cries and looks at her dog, who seems very pleased. The Leonberger walks toward Leo to lie next to him. Your dog immediately nuzzles her fur and purrs low in his throat. “She's useless now!”

“Your princess looked very happy when Leo mounted her,” Ari grunts in the woman’s direction. “What do you want for her?”

“What?” She hisses at your alpha.

“How much for the dog? Leo likes her, and you said she’s ruined now that he gave it to her good.” Your alpha smirks like the devil when the woman’s face flushes red. Flustered, she looks at her dog.“

“Six thousand,” she snaps at your husband. “I bet you don’t even have six bucks. I’ll sue you for ruining my breeding bitch.”

Ari grins. “Lady, your princess is now my dog's breeding bitch,” he snickers when she makes a face. “Give me five minutes and I'll get your money.”

Getting his phone out, Ari keeps an eye on the woman. He calls his right-hand man, telling him to bring the money and a contract to the park.

While your dog is having a blast licking Daisy’s fur, you sigh. Now you got a second dog, and you fear things will change. “Leo, you naughty dog.” You whisper and pat his head.

Daisy lifts her head to look at you, expecting cuddles too. You pat her head, earning a purr from the new member of your family.

“Hey, keep your hands off my dog!” The woman complains.

“You mean my dog,” Ari bites back. He points at his right-hand man, walking toward him. “Buck, thanks.” Ari takes an envelope filled with money and the contract out of Bucky’s hands. “I assume Andy prepared the contract?”

“He did,” Bucky nods. “A new dog, huh?” The brunette watches you struggle to pet both dogs. “Hm…I like cats more.” He hums as his boss pays the woman and tells her to sign the contract.

“Now it’s my dog. Go and buy a new dog, but treat them better,” Ari turns his attention toward you and his toddlers. “Let’s head home, shall we?”

“Why?” You giggle.

“I fear we will adopt more pets if we stay longer…”

“Leo, buddy,” Ari sighs as Leo is busy playing with his favorite toy. “You’re not a pup any longer. You’re a man and got a pregnant and pretty lady at home.” He points at Daisy sleeping soundly on your bed, next to you. “You’re going to be a daddy soon.”

Leo whines. He drops his toy and jumps onto the bed to lie next to Daisy. Snuggling closer to his pregnant mate.

“Leo, that’s my spot on the bed.” Ari huffs because there’s no space left for him. “Y/N, I fear we need a bigger bed.”

You smile. Leo looks happy, just like Daisy. They are inseparable, and you couldn’t be happier for your dog.

“What will happen after the pups arrive?” Ari asks. “We can’t keep them all…”

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Read what’s been written all over you in this last chapter of my The Judgment Day x sub!reader smut, There Will Be No Paradise. It’s been a fun request to write!

Warnings for this section: Kink (BDSM, degradation/humiliation, blindfold, body writing, voyeurism/exhibitionism, ball gag, bruising, crying, spanking (belt), victim blaming, blood, pain, threats, cage, collaring), no aftercare

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There Will Be No Paradise (Part 4/4): Cage Match

“Just look at how pathetic you are,” Finn laughed as the bandana was pulled away from your eyes.

Your reflection in the mirror was a mess - naked, trembling, bruises peppering your skin, the eyeliner Rhea put on you before your match smudged by your tears and the blindfold. What stood out the most, though, were the words etched on every spare inch of your skin - four distinct styles of handwriting covered even the bruises and welts you had.

“Use me” was written on your stomach, with an arrow pointing down. The rest of what you could read was:

“Needy bottom bitch”

“Make me cry”

“Dame más”

“Easy whore”

“Hit me harder”

“The Judgment Day’s fucktoy”

The last one was written across your chest, making you panic - your ring gear wouldn’t cover it and you had another appearance supporting the rest of the faction tomorrow.

Noticing your look of concern as your hand lightly touched the words on your chest, Rhea chuckled darkly.

“Should’ve won that match if you didn’t want everyone to know what a slut you are,” she said, taking out your ball gag.

“No te preocupes, we’ll go over that one before the show if it washes off,” Damian smirked, watching you wiping off a bit of drool that had left your lips.

“Just wait until you see what we did on the other side,” Dominik grinned, scrolling through his phone before showing you one of the pictures he took.

“Fill me up” was on your lower back, just above an arrow pointing to your ass - as yet unmarked by anything aside from the raised shapes left by the belt. Across the rest of your back, they had written:

“Pathetic slut”

“Soy tuyo”

“Spit on me”

“Cum dump”

“Mindless plaything”

You thought you could even see a slightly blurry “R+D” and “Dom was here”, which made you smile a bit - until Finn noticed.

“That’s enough of a break,” he growled, handing Damian the belt before bending you over roughly for him, “Now keep counting: we were at six.”

“Siete,” you whimper as a hard slap makes contact with the tender skin on your ass. The stinging sensation had you quivering already.

“Muy bien,” Damian complimented you on remembering you had been counting in Spanish, “Solo tres más.”

“Gracias, Papi,” you thanked him for telling you how many you had left, knowing you could have easily been left to wonder.

Another sharp sting follows and you bite your lip hard to keep from swearing.

“Ocho,” you whine, a metallic taste touching your tongue. You’re barely given a second after counting before crying out again, the unbearable pain making you sob.

“Nueve,” your lip trembles and tears stream down your face, blurring your vision.

“Wait,” Rhea’s voice sends fear through your core, “Let me do the last one.”

Turning your head back and doing your best to blink the tears from your eyes, you see Rhea taking off her own, spiked belt. A sound escapes your mouth before you remember begging only made things worse and stopped yourself. Closing your eyes, you grip the sheets in front of you and wait.

“I hope you know,” Rhea told you, in a terrifyingly sadistic tone, “That if you lose another match, it’ll be so much worse next time.”

You nod your head furiously, before clasping a hand over your mouth to cover your sobs.

“Are you ready?” she asked sweetly after watching you cry for a bit.

The question threw you off - Rhea never gave you a heads up. Once the hard metal of her belt made contact with your skin, however, you realized throwing you off had been the point. Not having braced yourself, the force behind the belt pushed you forward slightly as you cried out.

“D-diez,” you sobbed, no longer able to stay quiet.

“Now apologize,” Rhea ordered.

“I’m s-so s-sorry,” you stutter through small, sharp breaths, “I’m sorry I- I lost the match.”

It felt like an eternity, waiting for the group to study your remorse and give you instructions.

“Bed time” finally broke the silence that was punctuated by your crying - a welcome command that immediately made you crawl towards the head of the bed before a hand grabbed your ankle to stop you.

“No, not there,” Rhea said as Dominik tightened the grip on your ankle before dragging you off the sheets, “Only good subs get to sleep on the bed. Tonight you’re sleeping in this.”

Just barely rolling to a safe landing position as you were pulled to the floor, you groaned before looking in the direction of a series of metallic noises to see a dog cage being set up by Finn. You had no idea how it had escaped your notice when the five of you had been traveling together, but this wouldn’t be your first time sleeping there.

“Crawl in, pet,” Rhea told you after setting down a large dog bed in the middle. You obeyed, wincing as you moved on your hands and knees. It took a few moments, but you managed to find the least painful position and lie down with a frustrated huff.

“Aww, you look so miserable,” Finn said, kneeling down to ring the bell on your collar as you pouted, “It’s cute.”

“Buenas noches,” Dominik said before closing the cage door.

“If you keep this up,” Rhea warned you as the group wound down for the night, “The only place you’ll have left in the Judgment Day is in this cage, kept as our own personal fucktoy.”

[end part four of four]

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[chasedeys]

i saw @cazluvsu make one and i decided to do one!!! and yap about it too lmao

i fear they are. my life now. truly how.

bengals. how can i even begin to explain them. joemarr. but outside of the joemarr of it all. all these fucking men outside of these two who have somehow managed to just. their entire fucking roster. tee fucking higgins. trey. their 23 rookies room. the new rookies. and their insane fucking lack of pr training. their vets. the idea that i have to let go of mike hilton. and joseph ossai. and bj hill. and everyone else. the hell is that. never in my life did i think i'd care for shit like this. anyways may i direct you to my pinned and my live blogging to see what i mean or smth idk. this entire blog is my thesis for my love for them.

oh my heart.............

vikings. aaaaaaaaaaa. yes it was because of beloved pretty perfect pr princess justin jefferson. but then....koc. i didnt even fucking KNOW coaches moved this way 😭. the way i want to. write them fucking. but also. holding hands and living in a bayou together. and sams shit. and like. i watched their social media stuff. and sure i never really got into their roster the way i got into like. the bengals and i don't think i ever will but like. jesus. they're so fucking charming truly every tiktok featuring josh's tiny ass mic is a treat because like. that segment on what's the weirdest shit in your locker and its truly weird like my coach is hotter than your coach mug and the hawk statue and the naruto (?) backpack instead of fucking months old cornbread rotting in the back. thats some good shit. also i think their locker room is the best LMAOOO actual healthy lighting that doesn't sting the eyes and they have like a little fireplace??? its so cute they sometimes plop down there and do their mini mic interviews there aww. also cams cellyssss that have gone viral as hell. cuteeee.

lions. i get that like it's like so weird to deeply adore teams from the same division but please look away 😭 god i blame casey for this they're soooo <33333 jah and montyyyy they're so cute hello. hello how can i not adore them 😭 jamooo and amon ra who speaks like 10 billion languages no that's an exaggeration sorry but like. my thing for wrs and also he's suchhh a bitch and when people get so fucking annoyed about it i get 😭😭 and also enamored by jared goffs like. 0 aura and miniscule charm lmao. that interview clip of him getting bracketed by jah and monty lmao and TERRIONNNNN fuck. i knew NOTHING about him BUT??? he's so???? that rookie dumbassery charm 😭😭😭😭 thank you casey for putting me on the lions and sending me that clip of him falling down the fucking stairs and taking a MOMENT to contemplate his life on the bottom steps lmfao oh my god......and dj reader augughguhg i miss you.....come back but like.....i don't suppose you will......

ravens. again....division rivals aside.......lamar jackson........derrick henry.........ive written my thoughts on them lmaoooo oh but i need to learn more of their roster </3 don't fw their defense i can't lie LMAOOO but like. kyles a cutieee auguhguhg and marlons tweets on his cat being a MAN have been truly hilarious. looking very much in anger when facing the bengals though 😀 the multifacetedness of like. sports watching and rpf. which. is multifacetedness a word which word is the correct word sorry idk but basically. oh my heart is correct for this tiers title 😭. its so fucking funny im sorry they're all in the same afc nfc north division what the hell am i on about. i think this could be like. the tier below too? but like. i know exactly how i know them and how they've bewitched me 😭 thinking again the lines between this tier and below. are blurred. but anywAYSSSS.

not but how. do i know them. how have they bewitched me.

cowboys, panthers, texans. right so the reason they're not the tier below is because i ship a whole lot of them. cowboys jesusssss micah/tre oh my god. ceedak. well i know only these 4 clearly but like. they're soooo. i read a micah/tre fic of just. insanity. am patiently waiting for a chapter 2 truly adore micah and trevon (WHO'S SO FUCKING PRETTY BTW.....so pretty........so confused on how people say he's not as pretty as stef. diff type of pretty but PRETTY NONETHELESSS how. the fuck. am i not looking at the same person or. 😭😭) <3 and ceedak! though i don't fw their fics in ao3 mostly because its doused in infidelity and i am just. not that. i do fw them soooo well goddd just did a whole spiel with casey abt them and joemarr bc of the pfw aus tennis open thing that was fun <3 and panthers bryceeee i adore himmm bryce/cj bryce/andy insanity and like. xavier who's soooo fucking charming and the rest of their roster who im still learning. that you leave that baby alone clip 😭 cute as hellll dare i say their oline would burn the earth down for him etc etc. and texans!!! cj babyyyy and stef.....truly his insane lore. to this day still being written holy shit he just can't help himself can he 😭 will he be at the weddi- ANYWAYS. tank and joe mix. derek stingley jr lsu bb whose one single comment on ja'marr's ig that one time endeared himself so firmly to me too etc etc. begging for a probowl interaction bless. so anyways. tier of their own <3

👉👈 1-2 have enamored me i fear

giants, commanders, jaguars. grouping these three together yeah you guessed it because of the 2023 lsu trio soulmatism lmaoooo. truly the only reason they're in this tier sorry 😭 god jayden/malik are so. and btj who's the only one ja'marr hasn't followed back apparently 😭 what is in the waters in louisianaaaa but anyways isn't it so fucking cute how malik and btj came to jaydens first playoffs game like....are u fucking serious......nevermind how maliks literally divisional rivals 😭 SOOOO compelling how they're drafted in the same division btw LMAOOOO playing each other twice.....Nice.....the Narratives of like. the giants possibly drafting A Very Nice Very Good Very Handsome Very Insane QB that might replace the shit out of jayden is like. hm. hhmhmhmm. i have. Thoughts (didn't shedeur throw with malik in the middle of the street at night lmao). BUT ANYWAYS. moving on. ALSO. like. there's that clip of jayden bullshitting on how he's faster than malik and btj and the two scoffingggg 😭 REMINDS ME OF HOW joemarr shits on each others speed sm does he shit on justins too im sure he does god that's cuteee what is WITH qbs and their wrs and shitting on each others speed ANYWAYS AUGHGHG SORRY-

browns, steelers. divisional rivals which is mostly why im so taken with them i can't lie lmaoooo. like. something so prideful about being from the afc north idk. and like. saying shit like 'thats afc north football babyyy'. snow game like i even understand what snow feels like lmaooo. the fighting dirty aspect that pisses me off and honestly delights me at times except how it doesn't bc like where the fuck is our (bengals) defense. where the fuck is it. anyways opoy being 2 from the bengals 2 from the ravens?? amazing. dpoy having one from bengals, browns, and steelers. mvp from bengals and ravens. like that's so. the fact that no one from this fucking division has one division champ for three straight years (and browns has won. none. which. well.) which is fucking. ridiculous. i am so fucking done with this division goddddd. but like. so heavily enamored truly <3 also i adoreeee grant delpit 😭 because of lsu. and that ja'marr and him started commenting on each other's ig again after the game that's like. so cute. to me. G mf $.....yeahyeah thats hard........cute as hell how old are you two...........let me keep you.............and also najee harris <3 top three beautiful nfl men (with ceedee and fred, excluding my bias of joemarr 😔)

chargers. blame their social media presence truly UNMATCHED. daiyan henley........hand in marriage. right the fuck now. no really. their kicker is cute as hell, justin herberts refusal to like. appear in camera is charming to me i can't lie, their team's chemistry is honestly so cute! wish i knew more to actually like. know more abt them lmao. but again. their tiktok videos. unmatched. if the bengals and the rest of the nfl PLEASE learn from them......

bills, eagles, niners, dolphins. casually-ish? beautiful men and rpf standpoint RIPE with it. stosh.....😭 keon coleman my beloved how are uuuuu lmaoo. aj brown ehehehehe i do think i ship him with jalen idk they're cute as hell the book thing is still so fucking hilarioussss HOW do they keep digging themselves a hole making people doubt their friendship is the thing 😭 jalen made a stupid joke how he's never once saw aj read and i do NOT think ANYONE LAUGHEDDDDD meanwhile aj (whos fucking gorgeousssss btw oh my god. oh my god...) showed a reporter his lovingly underlined and highlighted book and it got sold out im crying they are not real people akdkljkslf they KEEP putting themselves in these Situations also devonta smith who looks all but 12 oh my god and saquon <3 who's fucking gorgeoussss with his dangly earringggggggg aaaaaaaa love me a man with a dangly earring. also sydney lol i suppose he'll get a ring first (wink wink nudge nudge but aggresively FLY EAGLES FLYYYYY!!). and niners frock <3 fred warner beautiful gorgeous fred warner and brock purdys insane loreeeee. i also got enamored by deebo lmaooo he's so fucking 😭 girl learn whennn toooo shutttt the fuckkkk uppppp 😭 god that was. his shit was so. ANYWAYS. dolphins tuaaaa!! do you know that tiktok of like people reacting to him running and sliding after he returned from his concussion ir 😭 crying. another coachfucker btw.....hilariousss to be typing this abt tua bc in my head he's wayyyy softer abt it than jjkoc 😭 mike augugughhh he's also like. very endearing. and speaks in a very 'girl are u high' manner. the way he reacted to news of people dressing up as him was hilarioussss.

idrk them tbh

broncos, seahawks, packers, titans, jets, rams, bucs, bears, raiders, cardinals, falcons, saints, patriots, colts. i don't really know them 😭 like i do know several players on them and like am enamored by a lot of them! but like. that's it. no vesting interest. idk. bo nix, ps2, dk, jaire alexander, jordan love, tb and chido ofc i misssss them ugh, davante, sauce, garrett, puka, caleb and rome, maxx, kyle murray ig, jb3 whom i also misssss wow, oh clyde, etc etc etcccc. not much vesting interest? other than like. oh you're gorgeous oh you're talented oh hey i follow you oh hey ja'marr likes you (lmao) but then. well.

why is there hate in my heart.............

chiefs. ..............look. i swear. LOOK. GODDDDD. i swear. i did NOT hate them 😭 even that second game. i was like. holy shit. isiah pachecos fucking. gorgeous. damn. (see: my ja'marr/pacheco thoughts.....that i still think to this fucking day 😔) i didnt even think i could find it in me to be an actual sports fan that could hate a team BUT THEN. 0 to fucking 38. i don't even care if it was against third strings that shit is DIABOLICAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 hate. hateee in my fucking heart. travis coming up in his fuckass podcast (i like jason btw 👉👈) how he'd play them in a walmart parking lot and that shit had me in tears they WOULD is the thing 😭 ja'marr would honest-to-god organize that shit himself 😭 god. godddd i can't even. but anyways. rpf standpoint......😔👍 compelling. and the recent game. ehEM. anyways...fuck the chiefs............

anyways. what brought this on. who even knowssssssss.

[x-heesy]

SwaG attack

„You better check yo' self before you wreck yo' self“

Yeah, word is bond

Das EFX in this, you know what I'm sayin'?

Straight from the sewer, word is bond

Yeah, yeah, ah, yeah

We doing this with my nigga

Where my nigga, Ice Cube in the motherfucker?

Word is bond, yeah

You better check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause I'm bad for your health

I come real stealth

Dropping bombs on your moms

Fuck car alarms

Doing foul crime, I'm that nigga wit' yo' Alpine

Sold it for a six-o, always let tricks know

And friends know, we got the indo

No, I'm not a sucker sitting in a House of Pain

And no, I'm not the butler, I'll cut ya

Headbutt ya, you say you can't touch this

And I wouldn't touch ya, in fact, motherfucker

Here to let you know boy, oh boy

I make dough, but don't call me Doughboy

This ain't no fucking motion picture

A guy or bitch-a, my nigga get wit'cha, and hit you

Taking that yak to the neck, so you better run a check

So come on and chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Yeah, come on and check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played

'Cause they bitchmade, pulling out a switchblade

That's kinda trifle 'cause that's a knife, ho

AK-47, Assault Rifle

Hold the 50, I'm nifty, pow

I got a new style (watch out now!)

I hate motherfuckers claiming that they folding bank

But steady talking shit in the holding tank

First, you wanna step to me?

Now your ass screaming for the deputy

They send you to Charlie-Baker-Denver row

Now they runnin' up in you slow

You're gone, used to be the Don Juan (check that shit out)

Now your name is just Twan

Switchin', snappin', rollin' your eyes and neck

You better run a check

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Come on and check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause big dicks up yo' ass is bad for ya health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

If you're foul, you better run a make on that license plate

You coulda had a V8

Instead of a tre-eight slug to the cranium (pow!)

I got six and I'm aimin' 'em

Will I shoot or keep you guessing?

'Cause fuck you and that shit you're stressing

Bitch, get off the wood, you're no good

There goes the neighborhood hooker (slut)

Go ahead and keep your drawers

Giving up the claps and who needs applause

At a time like this, pop the coochie and you dead

The bitch is a Miami Hurricane head

Sprung, niggas call her 'Lips & Lungs'

Nappy dugout, get the fuck out

'Cause women like you gets no respect

Bitch, you better run a check

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self (yeah)

Come on and check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self

'Cause bitches like you is bad for my health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!), come again, check it!

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!), come again, check it!

Chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

You better chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

I said check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self (check, check)

Mic-microphone check

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two!, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two)

Mic-microphone (check yo' self Cube) (yeah)

@m-l-3 @wetwicksdry @invincible-selfxmade-punk @kattywompuss @bigbonzo @cumpletelyhappythesecond

Check Yo Self by Ice Cube ​shake Your Ass, LuvaZ

[andmaybegayer]

Last Monday of the Week 2025-02-10

I do make the rules and I also enforce them

Listening: Two songs have been stuck in my head all week, #1 is I Got My Tooth Removed from 10,000 gecs by 100 gecs.

If I'm honest I've primarily had this sequence stuck in my head

My head's like a ton of bricks, but this dumb bitch still learns new tricks I fuck with fire, burn my dick, play violin on sinking ships I woke up and was down, horrendous, think I need to see the dentist

#2 and I think the theme here is "attractive use of rhythm and rhyme" because it's Vampire State off Your Majesty by Michael Guy Bowman

I know this one has featured already. As mentioned, I make and enforce the rules. I like a lot of the stupid puns in here! It's a very smug song, very self-satisfied. Also making me so badly want to get a bass guitar.

Watching: Busy week! First up Macbeth, the 2024 West End performance film release.

It has been a hot second since I have seen Macbeth although I pregamed this with the Ian McKellen and Judi Dench one from the 70's which I kind of half-listened to while making dinner.

Macbeth is not as dense with like Good Lines as Hamlet but it is tied for like, how fun it is to watch. Relies very heavily on your Lady Macbeth driving everything forward.

There's a lot of gender in here! Everyone is constantly saying whether they're a man or a woman and they're totally not lying they promise.

Also, at Bad Movie Night: Flash Gordon, which. Is not like Macbeth.

Flash Gordon has some really killer outfits! My only knowledge of Flash Gordon is secondhand through parody and I was not prepared for how all out the sets and costumes went, thank you movies.

Multiple lost technologies on display here. We don't make t-shirts that tight anymore, and we also lost this kind of big semi-earnest comedy sci-fi technology. The closest thing to this is I guess Jupiter Ascending, which is Very Tropey in a similar way but that's like, ten years old now?

Reading: Going back and forth between Pale Fire and other things, mostly the little Nabokov collection I picked up. Little to say, Pale Fire continues to be fun but in the same way as before.

Making: Printing around the house, more design stuff around the TV. Starting to work on a lapboard-ish thing. Currently I use the steam desktop mode which is very good, like, genuinely quite handy, which combined with being able to send links from my phone to the handheld is pretty much complete, but it would be nice to be able to a) type and b) play 3D games without having to learn how to use a controller. I am not a picky gamer when it comes to my keyboard and mouse, I've beaten Star Wars Republic Commando on a trackpad more than once, but I do want a mouse.

This involves figuring out what I want to do with Galena. I've run into problems! Galena suffers from "not the same kind of layout as the keyboard I type on all day at work", a problem that has two possible solutions, 1) build a Galena copy for work, or 2) build a work copy for home. I kind of like my work layout (Logitech K860) more than the strict ortho of Galena so it's possible I'm going to tear her down and rebuild her. If I do do this what I might do is figure out how to get time on the makerspace CNC mill so that I can build a swoopy complicated case out of wood, I do like having a wooden keyboard, but it'll probably at least start out as a printed project. It's also possible that much of Galena will become the lapboard and I'll build something new for the desktop.

Additionally: remembered I have that whole LED project. Got save slots working on the API and backend side of things.

Playing: Cyberpunk, I am presently in Phantom Liberty which is a very sharp change of pace, much more focussed, it feels almost like a linear campaign in many ways. Enjoying it but hoo boy that division feels artificial. It doesn't help that I basically waited until everything else was wrapped up to go there, although I am enjoying having some latitude to deploy my top level skill tree in the wild.

Tools and Equipment: I got a really really long wool coat the other day and I cannot overstate how good it is for cold weather because it covers your legs. Combined with my ridiculous chaps this is perhaps the most comfortable I've been outside all winter.

[cryptvokeeper]

oh man I’m just in full taz graphic novel brainrot mode huh

Cuz like I’m thinking about the part of the preview where GM Griffin says something like “I’ve completely lost control of this world” and how on the cover his book is full of holes and I’m thinking like. They have the chance here to make the very concept of a GM really hurt.

like hear me out in the podcast there was always a level of meta to griffin. He didn’t exist behind the fourth wall. He wasn’t a character in the story of Balance. Taako, Magnus, and Merle didn’t talk to Griffin, Justin, Travis, and Clint did. But In the graphic novel there is a direct line of communication between the characters and what is essentially a god. And hey, gods exist in this universe, so tres horny boys take that in stride. They call him a friend, “practically family”. He’s their lovably friendly neighborhoood GM! He’s just hanging out and helping them level up, what a guy.

But at the same time, putting him behind the fourth wall nerfs him, in a way I don’t think the characters are aware of, can ever be aware of. GM Griffin is a character. He’s gone from the storyteller to part of the story. He’s the “GM”, but what does that even mean in a preplanned, structured narrative? What power does he truly have aside from being a reminder to the audience that this story you’re reading used to be a dnd game? And, on a meta level, real world person Griffin has gone on record talking about how completely the end of suffering game derailed things. Originally he planned for a whole adventure in the astral plane that arms outstretched completely obliterated.

So if you will, imagine a scenario where the boys go into the suffering game and get put through absolute hell and their friendly GM Griffin can’t do anything about it. He has no power here, not in any way that matters. He can’t control the liches or stop them. He can’t give the boys any help or healing. Imagine all that salt and anger felt during the suffering game, but instead of being good natured bitching at a son/brother/DM, it’s three mortals genuinely pleading with the supposedly omniscient entity that’s been with them the whole time, but can’t actually do anything but watch them suffer. I was ready to see the “real low” conversation illustrated as a goofy silly bit, but imagine how messed up that moment would be from Taako’s POV.

“Is it almost like some fucking liches from your imagination took my hit points away from me, a wizard? Is it Griffin?”

[dabiscrustyfeet]

Hi, I really liked what you wrote. Can you do the reaction of the brothers when they learn that their children are harassed because of his half human blood? The little one didn't want to say anything, ashamed of being weak when they were their children.

Awww this is such a cute post thank u for requesting my love

(Im so sorry it took so long)

The sins find out their kid was harassed because they have half human blood

Lucifer

First of all

How dare people harass his child

No seriously – you have a death wish

Second of all

His child ain’t weak just because they have half human blood

They are stronger than most demons mkay

So y’all hurting them is 1: a death wish 2: idiocy and 3: he will tell his child to beat yo ass once they get a grip of their power

So when his kid comes to him looking upset – oh he knows and he’s not happy

The kiddo was about to say some lame ass excuse and he cuts them off

‘You know you’re not weak right? You’re still young, your power will grow, okay dear?’

As soon as his kid says ‘aren’t you ashamed that i couldn’t defend myself ?’

Bruh– he’s looking at his kid like 👁👄👁

He’s offended– you think he’s ashamed?

Staring at his kid like they grew three heads

‘No i am not ashamed’ honestly said it with so much finality you’d have thought he was in an argument

Obviously he needs to make his kid feel better so [insert very soft dad lucifer comforting his child]

And when the his pride and joy [his kid, if you didn’t realise] fell asleep

He decided to ready the not so secret torture chamber in the basement

He had a few guests coming over

Mammon

Oof- i feel sorry for whoever hurt this mans kid

First off, mammon has a soft spot for kids; he has a nine year old to look after and pays child support for and he absolutely adores luke

Second off, you thought lucifer and beel were scary when it comes to protecting their family if someone hurt them

Well, mammon is terrifying

So, mammon is minding his business, ya know, doing things the avatar of greed does

And his kid has come home and goes straight to their room

And mammon was kinda hyper fixated on some shit, so obviously, levi pops in the guys room and tells him his kid is home

Now you have mammon running to his kid to ask them about their day

And he hears them sobbing, face down on their bed Disney style

Now mammon is very concerned

‘Whats wrong?’ He asked his kid

They kinda cry harder, so mammon holds them close, as he did with his brothers once

Once they calm down they tell mams what happened and they’ve been hurt and they think he’s ashamed

He pretty much shuts down the idea just like lucifer has cuz uno: he loves his kid dos: he ain’t ashamed , and he loves them and tres: they’re his kid, so they will be powerful in due time

You and i both know that mammon is the best at controlling his anger, and he’d rather comfort his child than commit a felony

But don’t you think he forgotten oh no he hasn’t

After a few days of regaining the child’s happiness, and they are better than ever

Thats when he strikes

With the help of his crows, he manages to locate them bitches who put the idea that his kid is weak cuz they have half human blood in their head

And lets say that those hoes are now resting in pieces

There is a reason why mammon is the second strongest avatar

Do not underestimate his power

Leviathan

Levi was watching tsl for the umpteenth time

Annd he got bored, so he decided to see if his kid was back home

He likes watching anime with them, i mean it does get boring alone sometimes

He saw them walk out the door, and he ran to ask if they wanna play a game or something

And his kid be like ‘🥲 sure’

Levi is bamboozled and would like an explanation

He wants to know why they look like that

Like who hurt you? Why you upset 🤨

The kid tries to lie or some shit

Babes. Levi is the grand admiral for a reason

🎶Why you lying why you always lying🎶

Once he got the truth out of his kid this mans envy comes out

‘Its not fair, they shouldn’t treat you like this– don’t they know that you’re my kid? How dare they hurt you?!’

And now he’s holding his kid close to him : a way to prevent him from flooding the house

Which also meant that he unknowingly turned into his demon form, meaning his tail is also hugging his kid

I mean what else do you expect with a tail get your head out the gutter

Now once he calmed down, he reassured his kid that ‘these fucktards were jealous of you, that you are powerful and who cares if youve got half human blood?🤨 you can still beat their asses no problem’

He’s out here making them think of all the things they could do to those harassers once their power increases

Unfortunately this kid also does watch whatever anime they have over there with levi, meaning they are cultured

They read and watched death note, so now we have a little light yagami waiting for their power to awaken

Levi doesn’t have to do much to the harassers really

You thought Lotan was huge?

The Leviathan makes Lotan look like a butterfly

Satan

Oh satan, satan, satan

Damn

I don’t even know what to say

This man was doing his daily things

Read a book, check on the cats, read a book, check on the cats, go to the cat cafe, read a book

You get the point

Satan is already a whole menace on his own

Imagine him and his kid together

They wreck shit together, be cynical together, prank lucifer together, hunt down assholes together

They’re basically best friends

This kid, being a lot like satan, doesn’t cry easily

So imagine the shock when satan comes home from petting some stray cats

His menace of child- crying while reading a book

So he asks them whats the matter

‘Who do i need to defenestrate?’

So kid is like ‘ah no nothing is wrong this book is just sad’

Decent excuse that satan actually bought

So he decides to sit with them to comfort them, yanno

Sometimes books can be depressing

Until he reads the front cover

Which reads ‘Heidi’

Sure some parts are sad, but boi it is not enough for you to cry

So he’s a little confused

‘Are you lying?’

‘No’ they say while not giving eye contact

Lies.

How does he know?

He just does

‘You’re lying. What happened ?’

Obviously, they end up fessing up how they feel like satan is ashamed and how they are weak cuz of the human blood in them

Cue angry satan noises

Like levi, he got mad for his kid

You know them little book towers in his room

That shit went tumbling down

Hoes very mad

So ✨reassurance time✨

After the child is happy, feeling better, he goes on a rampage

Massive rampage

He uses his connections and all

Made use of everything he has

Some point he roped lucifer’s own connections in

Nobody can escape the wrath of Satan

Asmodeus

The last thing anyone should be doing is insulting his kid

Ik his child is taught self love from a young age

Anyone who tries to make his kid self loathe ends up on the blacklist

Asmo’s kid is obviously real confident in almost everything

So imagine the shock of asmo when he sees his kid bawling their eyes out with a tub of ice cream in their lap

Now this kid normally cries dramatically and makes it known

But they hid away in asmos room, all is not well.

We now have an avatar of sin fretting over his kid, wiping tears and shit ya know

And asks what the matter is

So when asmo hears what comes out of his kids mouth, he goes haywire

About to go crazy

But keeps it in

Asmodeus inhales and exhales, to calm himself down

‘Darling, your my child, and you are a thousand times more powerful than those idiots. How about we have a bath and watch some movies, hmm?’

Is what he says

Since his kid absolutely hates violence (they find it a waste of time) , he cant really say what he about to do

So he decides to leave the matter till later and chooses to comfort the kid ( while also finding out about who made his kid upset)

And asmo manages to locate them hoes who hurt his kid

He may not like getting his hands dirty but he sure as hell will do it for his child

He is a ruler of hell after all

Beelzebub

Whoever hurt this mans kid is daft

Anyways

His child was found outside gardening

And beel was passing by till he hears his child speaking to the plants

‘Maybe they think that will make the plants grow, cute’

Or so he thought

My guy came closer and heard the poor kid crying to the plants saying shit like ‘im a disgrace’

So he scoops them up in his arms and holds them close.

He decides to distract them and calm them down, drink some water and the cookie he had ( he trying his best)

Among the things that he shows the child is his demon form

The child was always fascinated with the sound of his wings

The soft buzz of his wings calmed them down, and their cheeks was stuffed of the cookies, looking very much like a hamster

Beel asks them of why they were crying and it turns out that they thought he was ashamed of them being a half blood

Which is an idea that ya boy shut down completely

We all know that beel is quite blunt with what he says, and so he asked them who put the idea in his head

When the tell him the kids names, he quite frankly says ‘they don’t amount to anything if they find happiness in hurting others feelings - don’t think much of them too much okay, they wont bother you anymore’

Damn right they didnt

Because they were dead

What can i say? His stomach is bottomless pit, he may as well make use of it

Belphegor

Now, why would you do that?

What possessed you to target Belphegor’s child?

The kid of the homicidal maniac

The kid of the man who is insane

The kid of a guy who strangled you

Clearly you haven’t thought this through

So the child is up in the attic, in a corner, sulking

We all know that belphie has problems, but these problems are set aside to see what is going on with his kid

Belphegor just sits there, next to the child, and pulls them to his lap, stroking the kids hair-hes being very wholesome at the moment

After a few minutes, the kid has their tension eased from their shoulders, feeling very calm after all

‘Do you want to talk about it?’ is what belphie asks

He knew the second the kid stilled in his lap something has happened

Surprisingly, he tries to coax the kid into telling him what happened, but like also saying they don’t need to tell him if they don’t want to

We all know he a nosy prick and he definitely wants to know

The second he finds out, the temperature in the attic drops

However, he acts like all is well and continues humming a lullaby to his kid

If the lullaby was a sleeping spell in disguise, the child will never know

After the kid falls asleep and belphie tucks them to bed, he leaves the room and decides to take a stroll outside to calm his nerves

Once he felt very calm he decides to go back home

Lets say his efforts of trying not to cause murder went down the drain

Why, you may ask?

Its because he saw them dudes who thought they could make his kid feel bad about themselves

Now, I like to think belphegor has some sort of hypnotic power, whether to immobilise someone or to make them sleep, he has it

His voice is soft and sweet, a melody of its own kind

The people seem to answer; their bodies moving towards an alleyway, eyes glazed over

Belphegor stalks by, and the song he sings starts increasing in tempo, danger screams in the hearts of the hypnotised demons

The melody stops to an abrupt halt

The demons wake up from what they thought was a slumber, and they see-

They see the avatar of sloth looming over them, in all his glory

They do not what they have done to invoke the wrath of the youngest

…

They are liars

They knew whose child that was, yet they didn’t care for the whispers of disbelief around them, nor did they care for the consequences

So, now they, the demons, pressed against the wall of the dark alleyway, lay there

Eyes glazed over, hands squeezing their necks, living through their worst nightmares

Those whispers of disbelief these unfortunate demons heard were warnings

The Avatar of Sloth, who looking down on the with pure ecstasy, is truly a monster

Why??

[sovaghoul]

what is a fashion style you're drawn to? It doesn't have to be necessarily what you wear from day to day, just something you aim for when dressing up n stuff.

What is your favorite baked good?

do you listen to podcasts, and if so, what kind of podcasts do you listen to?

Where is a place you want to travel to and why do you want to go?

Jesus 🥺 I can always count on you for ask game engagement. Thank you 🖤

Goth, sometimes with Steampunk/Victorian elements, sometimes leaning more Industrial, depending on if I want to seem hard or pretty (of which I am neither).

Probably either red velvet cake (yeah I'm a basic bitch) or snickerdoodle cookies. Various fall pies rank high as well (pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan). Russian tea cakes that my mom makes at Christmas every year. Anginetti (Italian Christmas cookies). Marzipan. Baklava. Tres leches. Tiramisu (especially if it's made with espresso liquer).

No, if I'm not engaged in watching a thing, the sound turns into pure background noise and I don't retain anything. Podcasts and audio book just don't work for me. Similarly if I listen to music and don't sing along (or watch the music video, or read along with lyrics to help my auditory processing), my mind wanders and I don't really hear it. I have YouTube subscriptions though, a lot of true crime and paranormal stuff, a few comedy/meme channels too.

Would love to go to places my ancestors are from (Scotland, Germany, Sweden, Sicily, Czechia. I am Euro-mutt). Ancient Pagan sites and even Salem, MA for spiritual reasons. There are some mutuals on here I'd love to visit. Also to see my partner, but hopefully, eventually, they'll move here to be with me (that's the plan, anyway).

[mememanufactorum]

Things my friends have said out of context (August 2023 edition)

* FEEL FREE TO SHARE AS YOU PLEASE, NO CREDIT NEEDED. CHANGE PRONOUNS OR ANYTHING ELSE AS DESIRED.

I want battle chips.

I wanna get a pitchfork.

There's a half naked cowboy on my timeline.

What the fuck is easy mode?

You should have lost faith in the community long ago.

I mean it probably isn't ALL his fault but he also let himself be the perfect target so I still have no sympathy.

IT'S EVEN PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR HELL YEAH.

I have chosen death.

That shit belongs in Australia. It can absolutely kill someone.

I ate so many Chips Ahoy yesterday.

Cookie is power back.

NO, I'M ARMED WITH A HOT KNIFE AND OIL, GET AWAY.

Oh someone gonna die now.

I just watched a guy pull out a whole thing of bread from his bag and he's putting whipped cream on each slice to eat.

The kino levels hit maximum.

There's. So. Much. Porn. On Twitter.

FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT A WAIFU, I WANT A HUMAN WRECKING BALL.

Where the fuck are his TIMBS?

Did he forget the chair parry?

TRES BIEN, GET IN THE GUILLOTINE AND PULL THE LEVER YOURSELF.

Reading that just gave my headache back again.

Those are words but I have no context.

Do you think I should charge my phone?

I regret looking in here, thank you for the nightmare.

Time to be broke bitch.

[elfandomdelpandicornioyeldorito]

Chapter 6. The ghosts of guilt

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Valentina Rivera (OC)

Word count: 1035

Trigger Warning: Angst, alcohol, grief

Disclaimer: I don’t own any Marvel character, only the Original characters are mine. English is not my mother tongue.

General Masterlist - Willow Series Masterlist

Gifts and pictures aren’t mine

Dust, that is all in her mind, close her eyes for sleep? Dust, having a dream? Dust, an anxiety attack? Triggered by dust. She kept dreaming the same thing all over again, herself in that control room, suddenly losing contact with half of the people in the battlefield, watching the other people in it become dust, and when she came out, there was a light cloud of dust that was people, that was the signal of defeat. 

It's been two months, but everything kept feeling like yesterday.

Her aunt Gloria planned a girls day, at her home in Long Island, the few adult girls of the family that make it and some survivor friends of her, in a whole day of alcohol, food and "spa". 

"I found vodka, Rum and Wine" her cousin Diana sits at her side, with the company of her two "now widowed" cousins Rosa and Michelle.

The four of them were hiding in an old closet of the guest room.

"I claim the wine" Val takes the bottle, opens it and starts drinking from it.

That was her daily routine, wake up, smile, pretends everything is fine and drink all the liquor she could find, she knows her drinking state was ending that week when Miguel force her to go to a psychiatrist and a therapist 

"Why did this have happened?" asks Rosa, with the Rum in her hand "I mean, I understand we were fully sons of bitches with the environment, but this is awful, why do I have to lose my husband? What can I say to my kids?"

"At least he “died” and not left with another family with a much younger wife in Portugal"

"Val is right"

"Cheers" Val and Diana do a drunk high five

**

Steve calls Valentina’s brother to dinner. The old capsicle was worried about her, somehow he felt the pain she was feeling but she was close to speaking with him, or whoever was a superhero.

"She is a mess, man. I have seen my sister being a mess but this time… she drinks herself to sleep"

"There is something I can do for her?"

"Yeah" Miguel looks at his empty cup of coffee" Stop trying to push her, she needs time, I understand that you are doing this for good, but she needs space. She feels guilty"

"Is not her fault"

"She knows it, but somehow, when someone leaves because dies or something, she feels it is all her fault" they both made a pause, that Miguel used as an advantage to look at his phone" You know what? Yes, you can help me with something"

Miguel drives to his aunt Gloria's house in Long Island with Steve. Someone as skinny and definitely not sporty as him, the task that his aunt Gloria was asking to do, was now difficult.

The scene is quite sad, her sister was on the floor, literally rolling on the carpet laughing hard at the shenanigans of Rosa and Michelle, trying to fight, and Diana, well, she was in the bed, jumping, cheering at her cousins. All of them in a really sad drunken state, evading reality.

"Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is more than alcohol" Miguel took his phone, opened the camera app and took some pictures of it, Valentina needed to see herself.

"Is just alcohol, nada mas mira el tiradero de botellas que se tienen"

Miguel sighs, putting his phone in his pants pocket.

"Took Valentina, I would try to stop those locas"

Steve nods, and walks to Val, taking her and putting her over his shoulder.

"HEY! IS THE DORITO POPSICLE!" all the four drunken girls explode in laughter at Val’s comment" Wait, what are you… WAIT!" The poor girl tried to hold herself from the door frame, but it was useless, and Steve finally can take her out of the house.

It was around 5pm when Valentina was out of her drunken state, under Miguel’s order, Steve took her to her family restaurant, Las Tres Damas. Also the older sibling made a very clear order of keeping the little sister away from the alcohol and made her eat nuts and greasy food that can be found there, and that worked well.

"Where is Migue?" Steve take seat at her side and hand her a bottle of electrolytes

"I don’t know, he told me something about working in a different time zone"

"Shit, yeah… He is probably in my apartment" she opens the bottle and takes a few long sips" I owe you an apology, Steve. All that happened is nobody faults, you tried the best you could, all of you tried… we all… It just happened, I guess it has to be that way"

Steve gave her a sympathetic smile, everyone was feeling guilty, Avenger member or not. Silence establishes there for a brief moment, while both of them watch the empty restaurant.

"You know? This place was always full of people"

"Being honest, is the first time I heard of this place"

"The idea came from my aunt Gloria when uncle Jorge left in duty, he missed so much of his children, nieces and nephews, then my mom jumped in the idea, she gained money by cooking for rich people when she got divorced, and mi grandma Rita jumped later, her first job in America was in a kitchen. Those ladies brought together their ideas and created Las Tres Damas, a place in which veterans could see their kids perform on a lazy night, even if it was an old thing, a family place to reunite; a safe place for everyone that needed that kind of place"

"What a shame that I missed that all this years, sounds like a nice place to be"

"Maybe, one day when the family feels ready, this place will open again. I’ll be sure to keep the best place for you and Nat. And whoever superhero that would want to come."

"That would be nice"

"Steve, I need a favor… Would you teach me how to fight? Like… for real, training me"

His first thoughts were related to a really bad drunk joke, but Valentina kept her straight face, she was talking seriously about it.

Tags: @pinkpondofasgard @invisibleanonymousmonsters @dance-dreamer @americasmarauders

[tinky-dinky]

Les Mis 2018 Live Watch: Episode Two

- Lil Cosette is tres adorable.

- Is that Olivia Colman as Madame Thenardier? Interesting.

- Lil Eponine and Azelma are tres adorable too.

- I like that they included Azelma. She gets left out in every other adaptation.

- Don’t do it, Fantine, I see you considering leaving Cosette. Do not.

- Is Gavroche born yet?

- Adeel Akbar is a great Monsieur Thenardier and Olivia Colman is growing on me.

- Don’t do it, Fantine. Poor little Cosette.

- Monsieur Madeleine time!

- They call him Pere Madeleine? That’s adorable.

- Oh bless him, he looks so uncertain of what to do with all these people praising and cheering him.

- Oof, that was an awkward speech.

- Fantine, just tell him. He won’t care.

- I wish it was that easy to get a job these days.

- I wonder why Valjean decided to make necklaces in his factory?

- Love seeing him being so generous with the kids. Almost makes up for him robbing poor Petit Gervais in the last episode.

- Candlesticks!

- Tiny Gavroche! I want to cuddle him. He deserves so much better.

- I almost feel sorry for Madame, but she just admitted to hating her son and is abusing Cosette too, so I got nothing.

- Javert! Ooh I can feel the tension. See, this is the kind of Javert I like, who can almost be a likeable person…then he begins talking about criminals. So close.

- He doesn’t recognise you, Valjean, you can relax. Unless that’s not why you’re tense, hmm?

- Interesting motivation for Javert there. Something related to his past? Did someone do something to him or someone he cares about and get away with it?

- ….uh oh. How does Javert know about Petit Gervais?

- The long coat works better for Javert, but still gives me Cowboy/Western vibes.

- Are they changing why Fantine gets fired? I would like it if they made her smart enough to not bring an incriminating letter to work.

- This is why you shouldn’t have left your daughter with a random couple you barely knew.

- What is Valjean’s forelady doing?

- They have been taken advantage of?!

- Thenardier you are a liar and a terrible person.

- If Gillenormand hates Napoleon so much, where did Marius get his love for Napoleon from?

- Dear lord, what did they do to little Marius??

- Gillenormand, you absolute piece of shit. I loathe you. (Once again, though, got to give props for David Bradley’s ability to portray loathsome people so well.).

- Nicolette, you superstar. I want her to take Marius and run. Raise him as your own. Or find Baron Pontmercy. You could raise him together.

- Do I ship Nicolette/Baron Pontmercy?

- I think I do.

- Ooh runaway cart time.

- Javert seems very interested. Because he recognises Valjean…or for other reasons?

- Is that Maester Luwin?

- Oh bugger off you judgemental old bitch.

- Valjean, watch yourself.

- Is it not obvious why she lied? Look at how your forelady is treating her!

- Valjean, what are you doing?

- Why is this show so insistent on making Valjean a bit of a douchebag? He’s supposed to be almost supernaturally kind!

- Poor Fantine. Actually feeling sorry for her now, and kinda liking Lily Collins’ performance.

- I hope you feel guilty, Valjean. You done fucked up.

- What are you doing?

- Oh no, don’t do that!

- Oh, wait, it’s Javert? I thought it was Valjean.

- Ah, it’s the fakeout. Never understood that, doesn’t the false Valjean not have his prison brand?

- Oh wait Valjean is there. What is going on?

- This seems risky. What if someone finds them? That pile of rocks is a dead giveaway that someone was doing something.

- I like horses. Just an aside.

- Oh good, they are letting little Marius see his dad.

- I thought this was supposed to happen later? I thought Georges died when Marius was a teenager/early twenties?

- Oh is this why Marius loves Napoleon?

- Also, no, you’re utterly wrong about Thenardier. Don’t listen to him Marius.

- Eww old man postie is a bit gross.

- Here comes the downward spiral. Poor Fantine.

- How does Fantine have white teeth?

- Oh my god old postie man stop being such a creep!

- Baldy? She clearly still has hair.

- Why are they acting like Lily Collins isn’t gorgeous, even with short hair and missing teeth?

- Fantine, they don’t care.

- They’re playing with you, you idiot.

- Look, as much as Javert is being a hardass, Fantine did attack that man. And having a child isn’t a excuse to get out of consequences.

- Uh-oh, Valjean, is that consequences for your actions? Oopsy daisy, you fucked up and you’ve got to deal with it.

- Here’s supernaturally kind Valjean again.

- Javert, you are neither a judge nor a court. You cannot sentence anyone.

- No fault of her own is a little exaggerated. She blindly ignored the glaring red flags around Monsieur Dickhead. Her friends warned her. She has a little fault here.

- Yeah, I don’t think praying is doing anything for anyone, Valjean.

- Please save Cosette, Valjean, and save Gavroche too. Two kids can’t be much harder than one.

- Javert, you self flagellating fool. At least he holds himself to the same standards as everyone else.

- Still don’t get how the false Valjean thing works.

- Surely, again, he doesn’t have the right brand?

- Uh-oh, there’s the consequences for one’s actions again. Justice for Petit Gervais.

- Is it just me or does Javert actually sound a little sad to no longer be chief inspector?

- What the hell is that wimple?

- No need to snap, Valjean.

- Guilty guilty Valjean.

- He kept the coin? Or is that the coin from the town?

- It seems he’s given himself another brand. It’ll be interesting to see if they remember to give him this brand in later episodes.

- No, Valjean, don’t trust the judgmental bitch to fetch Cosette! That’s a bad bad idea!

- Ooh pretty landscape shots.

Final Thoughts:

I don’t like that they keep making Valjean douchier than he was in the books, especially post redemption. Lily Collins grew on me as Fantine, though I doubt I’ll be seeing much more of her. Loving David Oyelowo’s Javert. The Thenardiers are good too, though jury’s out on whether or not Monsieur Thenardier can pull off being an actual criminal type ala Dog Eats Dog.

Got to go to sleep now. Will watch more in the morning.

[rayons1only1started]

But if...

My head hurts.

I groan and open my eyes. I think Since when did my house look like this?

Then I remember.

Why am I not dead? The Rainbow Friends hadn't spared anyone when I was here. 

"Oh finally, I thought I would have to tell Purple that you were dead. He wouldn't have been very happy." said a familiar voice.

"Blue?" no way.

"Yes? If you are wondering how you are alive, Orange spotted you before I tried to kill you. We know you mean a lot to Red." Blue answered.

"Who's Red?" I've never heard of Red when I was here.

"Uh... Red? I can't see very well, but I think he is the red humanoid being, about your height, in a lab coat. Trenton? What have you gotten yourself into? 

And what does he mean by that? As friends right? N-Not as anything else? My cheeks started to heat up.

"Speaking of Tre-Red, where is he? You said you spared me because I mean a lot to Red. Not meaning to pry, but last time I was here you didn't like him." I said to change the topic. Why was I so flustered?

"About that" Blue said, looking glum all of a sudden, "Red is... ". He struggled to find the word for it.

What I was hoping for was nowhere near the truth.

"Crazy? Traumatized? I really don't know... I found him sitting in a corner, crying. At least he isn't sobbing now. See for yourself." Blue said dejectedly, pointing his head in the direction of the cot next to mine.

I looked over.

Yeah, there was Trenton. 

How Blue described him. 

Lying there, staring into the ceiling. 

But his eyes... Gosh. Maybe once they were Trenton's. Now they were two unfocused pools of pain and misery. Blue was right. If this is Ash's fault I will find that little motherfucker and make it wish it never existed... It kinda wishes that already. 

I got and said "I have to check something.", and left the room. I walked over to Blue's castle, wishing with all my heart that Ash was still in there. When I got there the throne was still standing where it was before I left. That doesn't mean anything. If Ash were out, it would have put the throne back.

I moved the throne. The room below was empty.

ASH!!! YOU SICK BITCH!!! WHY TRENTON, OF ALL PEOPLE!!? WHY NOT ME!!? YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP!!! WHY DID I CREATE YOU, YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!! I WISH I NEVER THOUGHT TO CREATE YOU (the rest was deleted)!!!

I rushed back to the infirmity. Blue left, and in his place was a sick bastard. (True, ironically)

ASH!

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!!? REVENGE!!? YOU GOT IT!!! WANT MORE!!? TOO BAD!!! I WISH I KEPT TAWNY AROUND, JUST TO SPITE YOU!!!" I shouted. I knew the Rainbow Friends could hear me. I didn't care.

Oh Davis, you know I want more revenge. Even when your soul is in hell, I will still be dissatisfied. And Tawny can't do anything to me now. Even if she was here, I'm free, and she can't catch me. But I can catch her. 

How many will die, to stop me? Let me answer you.

All of those who will try. I am free. Thanks to you I can only be mad at them. See you later, when you are dead or insane. 

Oh and in case you were wondering, RED never liked you.

And with that it vanished.

Tears welled up in my eyes. What it said was true. Maybe even that Trenton never had any feeling toward me.

I felt a hand on my shoulder. Green heard my shouts. No wonder. 

"Want to explain?"

"N-Not n-now." 

Shit. 

Now the Rainbow Friends are involved.

"Just know, we care about Red. If you can do anything to help him, please do." Green said, but not in a suspicious voice. With that, he turned to leave.

I sat on my cot, trying to make sense of all the events that have happened today. But what I really can't believe is that Trenton is insane.

He can't have. He was the only person who understood me, and he was always so nice to me. Curse you, Ash.

Did he even know I was here? I realized I don't know.

I walked over to his cot. Now that I was in his vision, Trenton's eyes snapped to me, and watched me fearfully, but with the same cloudiness as earlier.

"Trenton. Do you remember me?"

I got no response, and so with a sigh, I sat on the cot. Trenton instantly sat up, in the corner farthest from me, with a scared look on his face.

That sick motherfucker. USE YOUR REAL VOICE, COWARD. CAN'T DRIVE ANYONE INSANE WITH THAT, CAN YOU.

"Trenton. I know you remember me. You are afraid of me. Of everything." I paused, looking over at him. 

I couldn't stand it. He was so close. I took his hands, but gently, so he couldn't mistake it for anything else. 

Trenton flinched, and whispered, in a broken, cracked from the lack of use, voice, "... don't... hurt... plea... se...". 

Ash, you little piece of shit. You (the rest of the names were deleted. Again.).

"I won't hurt you. I would never. And I won't." I told Trenton. He looked at me with his large, shattered eyes, clearly confused. And still in pain. 

Ash. I am bringing Tawny here, and help me track you down and MURDER you.

"Trenton, I don't really know what Ash has done to you. Just know that I won't hurt you." I told Trenton, let go of him, and left.

I pulled out my phone. It was at three percent. That should be enough. Tawny didn't pick up. What a surprise. Whatever, I'll just leave voicemail. "Ash is free. I need your help. Please hurry." and pressed send. Right then my phone was down powered. Figures.

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Quick reminder, Davis usually goes by a different name, but I like this one more. And Davis calls Red Trenton, cos he is Trenton. [Ooh lore]

[figkeele]

Aight bet, tell her to screw off then. I'm sorry to remind you about the whole ordeal and shi. Your fics are good as heck too, but at least you finished stuff so I didn't feel the need to go sniffing for scraps😅.

If it helps you, I found out about your link to Marin thanks to a tag game post. If you erase that, I'm prtty sure at least people will find it more difficult to send stuff like this.

Feel free to bitch about stuff when you feel that shitty man, so long as you don't send harassment to anyone's way. I mean, why do we have social media if not for the three Cs? Create, Consume, and... Uhhh... Con-sult. ...shit, consult is a word. Nvm my bilingual ass then. Cunt Behavior is my final C then.

ALSO I SeE U POSTING SM2 CONTENT. I WATCh YOu SLEEP. (If you're keen on posting more stuff like that, I'd be interested in dropping a follow honestly. I'm not a social media girly or even a marvel gal but Spider-Man 2. <3 ...and spideypool art)

Ps: if sick (I might be misunderstanding) , the key to a good ass chicken noodle soup is to add one small egg yolk, not the whites, just the yolk... Well mixed into the broth after you toss in your seasonings and the like. Bonus points if the yolk is orange-ish. Fresh veggies; and I usually like making the noodles myself but if that's hard to do while you're sick as a dog, prepackaged is fine. If you've got texture issues, avoid the egg yolk tho, it gives it a squishy consistency in some places but tis what my gram gram did and it might be placebo but damn, that shit worked when I had covid--

Also orange juice. Fresh squeezed is best but tres monjitas is good too. Or whatever the English name for that brand is.

I'm sure you're trying to be helpful. But you're tone deaf.

[x-heesy]

𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚙𝚑𝚞𝚗 𝚔𝚢: 𝚜𝚠𝚊𝚐 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚟2

Yeah, word is bond

Das EFX in this, you know what I'm sayin'?

Straight from the sewer, word is bond

Yeah, yeah, ah, yeah

We doing this with my nigga

Where my nigga, Ice Cube in the motherfucker?

Word is bond, yeah

You better check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause I'm bad for your health

I come real stealth

Dropping bombs on your moms

Fuck car alarms

Doing foul crime, I'm that nigga wit' yo' Alpine

Sold it for a six-o, always let tricks know

And friends know, we got the indo

No, I'm not a sucker sitting in a House of Pain

And no, I'm not the butler, I'll cut ya

Headbutt ya, you say you can't touch this

And I wouldn't touch ya, in fact, motherfucker

Here to let you know boy, oh boy

I make dough, but don't call me Doughboy

This ain't no fucking motion picture

A guy or bitch-a, my nigga get wit'cha, and hit you

Taking that yak to the neck, so you better run a check

So come on and chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Yeah, come on and check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played

'Cause they bitchmade, pulling out a switchblade

That's kinda trifle 'cause that's a knife, ho

AK-47, Assault Rifle

Hold the 50, I'm nifty, pow

I got a new style (watch out now!)

I hate motherfuckers claiming that they folding bank

But steady talking shit in the holding tank

First, you wanna step to me?

Now your ass screaming for the deputy

They send you to Charlie-Baker-Denver row

Now they runnin' up in you slow

You're gone, used to be the Don Juan (check that shit out)

Now your name is just Twan

Switchin', snappin', rollin' your eyes and neck

You better run a check

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Come on and check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause big dicks up yo' ass is bad for ya health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

If you're foul, you better run a make on that license plate

You coulda had a V8

Instead of a tre-eight slug to the cranium (pow!)

I got six and I'm aimin' 'em

Will I shoot or keep you guessing?

'Cause fuck you and that shit you're stressing

Bitch, get off the wood, you're no good

There goes the neighborhood hooker (slut)

Go ahead and keep your drawers

Giving up the claps and who needs applause

At a time like this, pop the coochie and you dead

The bitch is a Miami Hurricane head

Sprung, niggas call her 'Lips & Lungs'

Nappy dugout, get the fuck out

'Cause women like you gets no respect

Bitch, you better run a check

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self (yeah)

Come on and check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self

'Cause bitches like you is bad for my health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!), come again, check it!

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!), come again, check it!

Chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

You better chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

I said check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self (check, check)

Mic-microphone check

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two!, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two)

Mic-microphone (check yo' self Cube) (yeah)

Check Yo Self by Ice Cube

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