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Guys am I the only one who does not like Diavolo at all? Like, he pisses me off. I remember that i used to like him, then at one point he said something to mc during the whole belphegor debacle in the og timeline (smth to do with how mc’s just a human and shouldn’t concern themselves with devildom matters) then i just stopped liking him for shits and giggles, then i ended up hating him frfr.

Also the fact that hes such a sneaky sly bitch, i get it hes the prince, he gotta have his guard up, but like, damn this guy can flip a switch and be manipulative as hell. Not to mention his in game avatar terrifies me. Like, he has the definition of the blue eyed stare, he just has gold eyes.

Damn i hate him

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AAAAAHHHH this is so cutteee 😭😭

Neuvillette's lovely day off with his daughters

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Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...

Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not

Belphie: I am not going to hurt you

MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again

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Guys i just realised somthing. So we all know Thirteen right, and she a grim reaper, correct?

What does the thirteenth tarot card represent? Death. And what number is it? 13 (obviously).

What is Thirteen? A grim reaper, a being that brings death to you.

Isnt that awesome! The only reason I’ve figured this out is because of JJBA. So what else does that make her? A JoJo reference. Sicckkk

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ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕄ℂ 𝔸𝕌

So I know its been like ages, since this au [and since i posted and for that i am sorry] but you know how we have the replaced mc au that was going on for a bit, and how mc gets replaced by either a two faced person or a genuinely sweet person [though that was very rare in the ones I’ve read], and it takes them along time to trust the brothers again right? You know what I haven’t seen yet? The brothers being completely uninterested / weirded out by the person that’s meant to ‘replace’ mc [whether mc realises and is smug about trying hard to get the approval of them or not is up to you]

I think we’re forgetting how the brothers were like before they trusted us completely. They were all pretty closed off [mammon and asmo are whole other cases], especially lucifer. Plus the amount of times that mc almost, y’know, DIED, and the one time we actually did. I don’t think the brothers would be so quick to trust someone new that easily, especially belphie and luci. Also mc has pacts with all seven of them. ALL. SEVEN. Including lucifer and mr I’m-gonna-commit a-worldwide-massacre-cuz-humans. I think that goes without saying that they will do the most for mc and I don’t think they would follow a random person and be at their beck and call, unless they’re mc.

Damn… now I kinda wanna write something on this, should I?

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This makes me happy

A/N:

I accidentally deleted this, but once again me screenshotting it saves the day 😅

I did not expect it to go in this direction, but am I upset about it? No

Summary: Power is out all throughout the Devildom on an unexpectedly cold night. According to Lucifer, Mammon is out helping the post office, which was exceptionally busy around the holiday season. Of course, they care about their beloved brother, so they do a little extra for when he gets home.

Genre: Fluff

Content: Soft Lucifer has me soft, Mammon and Beel are the heaters, we can pretend it’s the holidays

Tags: @mammoneythegreat @mammonsturtle @lorkai-reblogs @astershere @absolutepokemontrash @crazyyanderefangirlfan

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The brothers were all in the living room because there was a severe power outage, and Lucifer wanted the brothers to be together so nothing bad happens. However, Mammon was the only one not there, which worried Beel the most.

"Where is Mammon? Is he lost in the weather?"

Of course, Beel knows that Mammon can retain body heat pretty well, that's the reason why he's considered one of the portable heaters among the brothers aside from the Avatar of Gluttony himself.

"Didn't he say that he was out delivering packages because it's the holidays?" Satan recalls, underneath piles of blankets, although there weren't many because Asmo took most of them.

"Ughh.. I just want the power to turn back on.." Levi complains, staring at his dead game console.

"Beel, be a dear and come here so I can stay warm!" Asmo pleads, almost demands. This is shut down by Belphie immediately as he glares holes into his older brother, clinging onto Beel for dear life.

Beel looks at Lucifer in concern, not focused on the squabble Belphie and Asmo were having.

"Do you think Mammon will be back soon?"

"I'm sure he will be, Beel." Lucifer reassures. Even if it wasn't clear on his face, the eldest was also starting to worry about what Mammon could possibly be doing, but he had faith in the Avatar of Greed.

"Is he delivering packages?" Satan asks Lucifer with a raised eyebrow.

"As far as I know, Diavolo asked Mammon and his crows to help with delivering things for the holidays." Lucifer replies.

"He hasn't done that in a long time, huh?" Levi tilts his head. "Wasn't he the messenger between you and Lord Diavolo before D.D.Ds were a thing?"

"Oh yea, and he would always come back looking unfazed, as if he didn't run miles to there and back." Belphie remembers

"He had his crows do some things too, didn't he? Those little birds always surprise me." Asmo butts in, trying to distract himself from the cold unsuccessfully. He shivers from the cold as he once again tries to get Beel to come over.

Thirty minutes pass and Mammon isn't back yet, and the storm has gradually begun getting stronger. This causes alarm in all the brothers, as they wonder what Mammon was doing, and if he's been caught up in the storm. Things are prepared but notably, food and snacks are made for all the brothers but Beel leaves enough for Mammon to eat a lot, and Belphie makes a spot of blankets and pillows reserved for Mammon.

Eventually, Mammon does come back and he looked absolutely exhausted, as he stumbles into the living room with many layers of winter clothing on. The snow storm was slowly stopping, but the coldness was still there. Despite this, all the brothers get up upon seeing Mammon's return.

"Huh? Oh, he--" Before he could finish his sentence, Mammon is leapt on by Belphie and Asmo. He is barely able to catch his balance as he gives a comforting pat on the backs to the two.

“Heh, missed me?" He grins cheekily.

"Of course we did!" Asmo huffs. "You were out in a snowstorm!"

"A very cold one." Belphie adds on, and Asmo nods in agreement

"Where the hell were you?" Satan asks, upset at how long it took for him to come back. Beel helps Mammon take off his gear and hung it up, not saying much, but it was clear he was just relieved that his brothers were together again.

Mammon's face softens as he sees the concern his brothers had for him. He looks at the the food and snacks laid out. He tries to think of an explanation to give Satan as he sits down on the reserved spot, snuggling under the blankets.

"A few of my crows got caught up in the winds and got buried under the snow. I got ‘em out before they froze to death."

"What if you froze to death, huh?" Levi glares at his big brother, sitting besides him. Mammon pulls him into a side hug and under the blanket

"But I didn't, that's what's important, yea?" Mammon gives a softer smile as he reassures Levi. This fortunately works, as Levi only huffs huffs and leans into the hug, still a bit upset at how Mammon did that. “And besides, I couldn’t just leave my crows outside to die like that.��

Mammon was caught off guard as Lucifer starts to look for signs of injuries, asking him questions and such. When he was finished, he stands up. "Well, I can safely say you haven't suffered any injuries, that’s good.” He gives a small smile.

Mammon just gives a small smile back and a nod. This moment is interrupted when Asmo attempts to cuddle up to Mammon for warmth only for Levi to throw a hissy fit.

As the snow storm recedes, everyone ends up falling asleep and is taken to their rooms Mammon and Lucifer. The two go to Lucifer’s study afterwards with some extra blankets. Lucifer sits in his chair while Mammon sits in the one across from him, a few blankets over him, Lucifer couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of his brother in a blanket cocoon.

Nothing is said at first, as Lucifer is focused on lighting candles so they can see better, but eventually he speaks up.

“Thank you for doing the task, Mammon. I don’t just mean this for Lord Diavolo’s sake, but also mine, and the others.” He smiles, leaning back as he finishes lighting the candles. “I often focus on the times that you make my life harder, that I forgot the times you make my life easier.”

“Yea, you should work on that.” Mammon grins, leaning forward a bit.

“Yes, yes I really should.” Lucifer chuckles. “But I do mean that, genuinely.”

Mammon’s smile softens into something less playful, and more affectionate, as he nods.

“Thanks, bro.”

Lucifer nods in return, leaning back into his chair as he becomes more relaxed.

“Honestly, I was going to search for you in that snow storm if you arrived a minute later.” Lucifer’s eyes narrow. “I know your crows are reliable, but please, if you need assistance from another demon, I can always help you. Is that clear?”

“Crystal.” He chuckles. “Oh, speaking of crystals.” He pulls his blankets down and takes out something from the bag Lucifer noticed he was wearing. The second eldest gives him a red crystal keychain.

“Happy holidays, yea?” Mammon smiles as Lucifer admires the keychain. It was a blood red crystal in gold casing that hung from a golden chain with a clasp at the other end. It looked gorgeous under the candle flames.

“I got everyone gifts. That may or may not have been one of the things that took me so long, I was surprised to see some shops even open.” Mammon continues with a laugh. His laugh was contagious as Lucifer couldn’t help but laugh along with him.

“Thank you, Mammon. Happy holidays.” He smiles with a small nod, and the Avatar of Greed nods back, as he goes to stand up with all the blankets still around him. Lucifer made a mental note to himself to get Mammon something in return later in the week.

“Now if you'll excuse me, The Great Mammon needs sleep, night Lucifer”

“Goodnight, Mammon.”

“Make sure to sleep at a reasonable time.” Mammon reminds, looking at his older brother in worry and seriousness.

“Yes, I will.” Lucifer sighs

“Good, night Lucifer!”

The door shuts and Lucifer stares at his paperwork and then out the window. The Devildom has returned to it’s normal darkness, no snow or anything. He tries to get some paperwork done before going to bed, which he hopes will be at a reasonable time.

Lucifer makes his way to the bedroom after finishing paperwork, only pushing himself to go to sleep. He does one more routine check on everyone to ensure that everyone is sleeping. Everyone was thankfully asleep.

He stops at Mammon’s room, and quietly walks over to his bed. The blankets have long been discarded on the floor and to the side of him, as they were no longer needed. He quietly puts the blankets on the couch or other pieces of furniture. He can’t help but feel a little sentimental and nostalgic as he rubs his baby brother’s cheek. He smiles to himself as Mammon leans into the touch the same way he always has, ever since he was a young angel.

He simply gives Mammon a forehead kiss before being on his way, gently closing the door behind him.

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Mammon is simply the most logical choice (out of the brothers) to be honest

Out of all the brothers, he's the only one who hasn't genuinely threatened the player, or harmed the player in any way (I count Asmo wanting to charm us as "harm" cause, well, come on). Not only that, but he fell for the player almost immediately. Like, head over heels puppy love type shit. The ones who didn't like us genuinely didn't like us until we did something they liked. In the grand scheme of things, and for lack of a better term, Mammon provided a relatively "safe space" for the player. He's also the only one who actually cried when Belphie hurt us, and I 100% believe if the game didn't basically force us to forgive Belphie, Mammon would have been extremely protective of us and would probably have plenty of resentment for his little brother.

Also, sidenote, I hate Belphie for what he did lol and it pisses me off that the game doesn't let you hate him LMAO

I'm not judging or criticizing anyone who has chosen other brothers as their favorite, by the way, this is just kind of an observation I had lol

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Something tells me the hydro gnosis is in the oratrice - that thing is suspicious

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1 are request open

2 if so can I request a sequel to the demon king and mc story

This is for everyone who wanted a part two of the bullying of the demon king (honestly thanks for all the comments, and I’m happy you guys liked what i wrote <3)

And yes requests are open!

Mc meeting the demon king [part 2]

After that encounter with the demon king, you found yourself wondering how the heck you survived. Sure, you didn’t expect to make that old man mad, but you certainly didn’t expect to have to teach a grown demon a lesson on respect. Guess there will always be surprises in the Devildom.

You made your way back out the mausoleum territory, and back into the main city. Demons all around you are wondering why on everything that is unholy do you look mad for : they do not want to know therefore they steer clear from you lest you unleash your power on them [they are scared shitless of whatever the seven lords might do to them if they find out].

You saw on your way a lady who you befriended during your time in the exchange program, a maid in the demons lord castle. She seemed to be doing some shopping, so you went to say hello. The young Ida seemed pleasantly surprised and you both had a bit of a small talk, you know, catching up. She did say that the seven are present in the castle, which then peaked your excitement yet again. So you said a goodbye, and for no other reason than being a menace, you whispered in her ear ‘By the way, i mistaken the mausoleum as Dia’s castle and bullied the demon king.’

Poor Ida stood there frozen while you skipped away with a smile on your face. She looked around her, and then looked at her hands in shock and disbelief. She then looked above her and found herself uttering words she thought she would never say, ‘Great God in the heavens above, have mercy on me.’

After terrorising the poor girl, you reached the actual demon lord’s castle. You opened the huge doors, and felt the familiar warmth cover you like a blanket. You sighed in happiness, and smelled the fragrant tea of the one and only Barbatos.

As you walked down the hallway, you spent your time looking and waving at the portraits around you, the painted women and men waving and smiling at your return. You could hear some laughter and chatter down the hallway, and your heart rate picked up.

You were now a sheep on a mission : you picked up your pace, getting closer and closer to the chatter. The door was closed yet you can hear the familiar laughter of diavolo, and the chatter of asmo and satan, the bickering between Levi and mammon, and the soft snores of Belphie.

You stood in front of the double doors - gifts in both hands, raised your leg and kicked the doors open. And you yelled, ‘Hello my good bitches!!!! Guess who’s back!! It’s me and i have presents for y’all!’

Silence. The brothers, the butler and the prince stared at you. 2 seconds have passed and you were beginning to think that you might need to book another therapy appointment for them. Then Mammon moved first. When mammon moves, chaos comes after.

‘OMG MCCCC YOU’RE BACK!!!’ Mammon exclaimed, picking you up and twirling you around. Beel decided this was a good time to take you out of mammons grasp and nuzzle you sweetly. ‘I missed you mc, food didn’t taste as good as it did before without you here.’

Only God knows where the hell Satan appeared from as he stole you from beel and squeezed the absolute shit out of you. ‘I cant believe you’re back mc, i got bored of reading without you, but i do have quite a bit of recommendations for you,’ he said with barely contained happiness. Asmodeus plucked you out pf satan’s grasp with a surprising amount of strength and kissed the both of your cheeks. ‘MCCCC!! You don’t understand how much I missed you!! Nobody in that house cares for good makeup and the fashion shows i do, which is utterly ridiculous, but now that you’re back, we can do so much together again ♡’

Before you could even reply to him, Belphegor and levi pulled you away from Asmo, the both of them nuzzling into your neck. 'I thought you’d never come back and see me,’ Levi exclaimed dramatically. ‘There are so many games i wanna play with you and SOO many mangas to read MC! Oh thank goodness you came back!’ He rambled. ‘I miss napping on your tummy, can we have a nap now MC?’ Belphie mumbled. And, yep, you guessed it, you got stolen away by Diavolo. ‘OHH MC!! You have no idea how much I’ve missed you!! It was so boring without you and i had so much work to dooo,’ he whined.

Ain’t nobody gonna lemme speak, huh, you thought. As if lucifer read your mind, he ordered the brothers to let you breathe. ‘We’re all glad you’re back here MC.’ Lucifer smiled, shocking you to oblivion (he musta really missed you if he smiling in front of everyone).

Barbatos chuckled at your shock and, as the ever knowing fine ass demon he is, he said, ‘I take it you have some things you want to tell us, hmm?’ Well aint he an angel, you thought. And besides, that gave you the chance to talk about your adventures in the demonic mausoleum. ‘Oh yes i do,’ you nodded excitedly. You made everyone sit down on the chairs and sofas and placed some tea and food along with the help of barbatos (he wasn’t going to listen to you telling him that it was fine, best you let him help you, says it chivalrous). ‘Okay now that we’re settled, tell us of your trip MC,’ Diavolo said, barely sitting still.

‘Soo, when i came back to the devildom about, two hours ago, I accidentally thought the mausoleum was this castle,’ you spoke as if you were talking about the weather. It was almost comical how all there jaws dropped, and you could’ve sworn barbatos’s jaw made a click noise. ‘You….what?’ Lucifer had said faintly. ‘Ya heard me. And that man had the audacity to look fine as fuck but had no class or respect,’ you replied, with an air of someone who was born and raised to be a spoiled and stuck up child. Flicking you hair over your shoulder, you decided to observe the room, yet again. The sins were all frozen, Diavolo kept fanning himself (he looked like he was about to faint), and Barbatos, shockingly, pulled out a very expensive looking decanter full of high end Demonus, and filled a wine glass with it.

The first to recover was, surprisingly, not Mammon, it was belphie. He started shaking, and just as you were about to ask if he was okay, he started cackling. By cackling i mean he sounded like an evil little witch. Tears were coming out his eyes, and he didn’t seem to be breathing. You would’ve been concerned if it weren’t for the fact that lucifer drilled into your head that demons don’t really need to breathe. Belphegor was still laughing like a maniac, rolling on the floor laughing, and the rest of his brothers stopped looking so frozen and just- stared at him in concern. Diavolo stopped fanning himself just to look at him with mild amusement and Barbatos just gave the youngest a side glance while sipping his third cup of wine.

‘That was- that was a nice joke MC, great joke even,’ Sloth said once he calmed down. Now, you are one human that has many feats any ordinary human would dare try, so, were you offended, yes, you were. But before you could give the cow a piece of your mind, Mammon said, in a daze of course, ‘Belphie, they ain’t lying bro. I can feel his magic all over them.’

‘Tell me EVERYTHING,’ both Levi and Asmo exclaimed, a glint in their eye reminding you that these two could very well end many careers if they felt petty enough to do so. ‘Alright lemme start at the beginning, my good heathens,’ you replied with enthusiasm, and swiftly taking the decanter away from Barbatos (he was on his thirteenth drink lord knows how he ain’t drunk), you began the story of your encounter.

‘– and thats how I got the King himself to obey me,’ you concluded. When you focused your gaze to them, diavolo, barbatos and all of the brothers apart from lucifer had a look of awe in their wide eyes, with Lucifer fanning himself with a peacock feather fan, yet a look of complete respect to you in his expression, even if you almost given him multiple heart attacks throughout the story.

Without a word, barbatos handed you a black and gold wooden seal with an intricate insignia on it, small enough to be attached to a keychain. ‘Whats this, Barbie?’ you asked, turning the smooth insignia around in your hands, feeling the little carvings in the seal.

‘A seal that can transport you directly to the demon lord’s castle, so we dont have a repeat of what happened,’ he replied, patting his cheek with the Egyptian cotton napkin you bought him, and somehow pulled out another glass of wine out of nowhere and drinking it. ‘As much as I’m glad that you have defended my lords name and honour, i don’t think we need a repeat of what happened,’ barbatos said, lucifer agreeing with him.

‘Man i can’t believe that you disrespected the KING HIMSELF and lived,’ asmo exclaimed, looking very much like he needed to run around and tell everyone he knew about this.

‘As expected of MC,’ beel said, munching a on a whole three tier cake.

‘I meaann, is it really shocking? MC has always been like that, they stood up to every one of us and thats got them pacts with us, so its not really that surprising. I wont be surprised if the king ends up wanting a pact with them,’ mammon said.

Whats suprising is you saying something smart for once mammon,’ satan snickered, causing the chaos to returning with mammon lunging at him, Belphie being dragged in and him dragging asmo, who dragged levi into the scuffle, yelling and shouting filling the place once more.

Finally managing to get the decanter and the glass of wine from barbie who pouted, he has a rEpuTAtion so he can and will deny that he did and noone will believe you, you took a piece of cake for you to just discard while you walk away with the frosting- srry ill shush now before almost being scared shitless by dia who materialised next to you.

‘Thank you,’ he whispered, a look of adoration and respect in those golden eyes. You smiled and nodded cus ya mouth was full and you have manners (i hope 🤨), squeezing his hand in reassurance.

Then all hell broke loose when you were dragged into the brothers’ scuffle, with asmo’s whining about his shirt and mammon holding satan in a headlock, and your whining when your hair got ruined by asmo holding you down, who said that if his hair’s ruined yours has to be too all while lucifer face palmed, and barbatos and diavolo snickering at him.

But despite all this, you smiled and thought, ‘i wouldn’t trade this for the world’

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You know how a lot of people head-canon that when MC dies they’ll end up in the devildom and they either fall and the brothers/the royals happen to be in the same vicinity or area as them or the mc became a demon and was with the bros after?

What if, when MC falls, they fall into the circles of hell, eg. the circle of sloth, and they have to find their way from the lowest layers of hell to the main layer of devildom, and mind you, they are fresh out of heaven and injured, and are finding it hard to not succumb to the sins on that layer?

What if they cant use the pacts, because they are injured and even thinking about it would pain them?

What if, when or if the brothers find them, they all realise that their own previous injuries do not match, since they were mostly from the war, and the most injuries they had from the fall was only a broken limb?

What if they realise that the wings on your back were all mangled and twisted to odd angles that are definitely not the cause from fall, and that the feathers seemed to be yanked out like you yank someone’s hair out in a fight?

What if???

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Hiiii! (I’ve looked everywhere to see if your asks were open or not, but if they aren’t or you’re busy or anything like that, please ignore me!) I just had the idea of “what if MC already had a pact with Diavolo when they first arrived at the devildom cause they’d met him when they were a kid and he became fond of them since they had no one to look out for them” and was wondering if you could do the brothers’ reaction to that? I love love love your writing btw!!

AaAAAAhhhH this is so cute!! And I’m glad you like my writing love. So very sorry this is late though

GN MC who had a pact with Diavolo before coming to Hell ft. the sins

You were a young child who had nowhere to go. Your parents, who you never met, have abandoned you at a young age, and you had only yourself to fend for. The people of the village pitied you, and the other children steered clear from you - afraid they may live like you. You learned to trust nobody or get too close and comfortable with anyone - you feared they’ll leave you like your family did. A young child you were, yet you had the mind of a wise person - you grew up too fast.

You lived near a forest you always went to, the smell of the leaves and the wind calmed you. You were still trekking through the forest and it felt like hours. You were trying to find a little shed or something to stay in - you hoped your fantasy books were saying the truth about random houses in forests.

To your luck, you found a shed of some sorts. It wasn’t run down, just a bit old. There was some ivies on the door and parts of the walls, and the windows were blackened. With some hesitation, you opened the door and quickly ran to the side, in case something was in there. When nothing came out the door, you peeked your head to the side. You were ever so grateful the sun was shining, illuminating the inside of the shed.

The shed had what looked like a sofa [ which you were definitely not touching ] and some sort of kitchen. You took a step inside and saw that in the far corner there was a bed. However what caught your eye was a shelf full of a few books that was next to the bed. All of your wariness faded away and you ran to the shelf. You always loved books : each different book took you to a different world to live in.

Pulling a book from the shelf, you blew off the dust and inspected the cover. It was black with gold accents adorning the spine, and a strange gold marking in the middle of the cover. You looked for the title, but there were none, not even a blurb. Opening the book to the first page, there was a warning, telling you not to venture further into the book, however, you payed no heed. You were bored, and curious. You turned the page slowly, and saw a whole passage. You didn’t recognise the language, only a few words – you reckoned it was latin.

Now, you loved reading, but there were no pictures. Or any interesting patterns : you were still a child, you like drawings. Skipping pages, you were trying to find something that intrigued you. A page suddenly fell out : a page too old and tattered to be part of this book. There was a massive black pattern in the middle of the page– it looked as though there was blood on the paper. In a large font was a passage under the pattern. There was warning written above the passage. It seemed as though the one wrote the warning was desperate when writing this, though you had overlooked the warning yet again.

The passage seemed to be written in red ink – or was it black? The colour seemed to change, yet you were not phased. You read the passage under your breath. As soon as you uttered the last word, the temperature in the shed suddenly dropped. The door was opening and closing, as if there was a gush of wind. The windows rattled, and the trees outside swayed violently. You did not understand what was happening, but you were terrified. You cursed yourself and wished that you had listened to the warning. The black pattern on the page seemed to move from the page to the centre of the room : rapidly growing in size. Crawling with your heart in your stomach, you huddled in the corner of the room. Legs to your chest, you looked at the centre of the pattern with a pounding heart – something, or someone, was taking shape and manifesting in the room.

You felt a burning sensation all over your body. Teary eyed, you held your legs tightly, gritting your teeth, so you do not scream and alert the manifestation. The pain was unbearable - your head felt like it was splitting, your body was trembling and your hands had little bloody crescent shapes from digging your fingers in your skin. Oh if you hadn’t touched that book, you wouldn’t have been going through such pain.

The creature took the shape of a man, and slowly but surely, you could make out his features. Dark skin adorned with gold jewellery, but the feature that made you sick to your stomach the most : horns. Two great horns resting on the mans head – gold covering the tips. Horns were associated with demons, you knew that, and you tried to keep your breath, lest he heard you. The man looked around the room, looking quite puzzled. Not a second later, his eyes widened, and he looked in your direction.

The two of locked eyes. You opened your mouth to scream, but not a sound came out. The man, however, was wondering how a human, a child at that, succeeded in summoning him. He saw the terror in your eyes, and to your surprise, his horns and the two pairs of wings he had disappeared : he was now wearing a dressing gown, seemingly looking a lot more human than before. He sat down in the middle of the room, not breaking eye contact.

‘I wont hurt you,’ he said softly, giving you a soft smile. One would say that it was hard to believe this … creature, but you could not help but feel safe in his presence. It was almost terrifying. You sat where you were since he never asked for you to sit next to him. ‘You know, nobody managed to summon me here, they all died in the process. I didn’t expect someone to succeed, let alone a child your age,’ he spoke. You stayed silent : it was obvious you didn’t trust him yet.

‘Is there anyone here to look after you?’ He asked. You looked down, hoping he would just leave. It seemed that he understood somehow that you were alone. ‘Well, I suppose I should at least introduce myself. I am Diavolo, the Prince of Hell,’ he said, lips curling into a smile. You froze. Hell? That’s impossible. Your little hands trembled. A little whimper escaped your lips, and the man felt your terror. His eyes softened and he opened his mouth to speak, but you cut him off.

‘Don’t kill me please,’ you pleaded softly. Tears ran down your face, and the demons heart broke. ‘I wont, and I can’t,’ he said. You looked at him in confusion, and he chuckled softly. ‘I suppose I should explain. While i was being summoned, did you feel an immense pain?’ You nodded, unable to speak. ‘Well, it seems you are the first human that ever succeeded in making a pact,’ he said. A pact? You didn’t know what that was, and he seemed to know that too. ‘A pact is a contract between a demon and a human, except the demon cannot hurt the pact master, there are repercussions for that. The human usually benefits from a pact more than the demon, really.’

You thought long and hard of what he said, and he did say that he cant kill you. You looked at him, no longer feeling afraid, and walked to him, taking very cautious steps. Sitting down in front of him, you asked him ‘ Can a pact master ask the demon to do anything?’ Diavolo looked at you with a soft smile ‘Yes, they can ask anything.’ You fell silent, hesitation evident in your eyes. You then asked, no louder than a whisper, ‘Then, can you take care of me?’ Diavolo’s eyes widened a fraction, but without any hesitation, he agreed to take care of you (with the knowledge of a time lord of course)

•••

Many years have passed by being taken under the care of a demon prince, you were ever so grateful of him and happy that you asked him that question.

It was when you came back from your work place that you felt so exhausted. You did remember Diavolo telling you to make sure you get plenty of rest and that you don’t overdo yourself. Deciding that sleep was the best option (since you thought that working overnight was a good idea), you made your way to your bed and plopped onto it. You ended up falling asleep pretty quickly dreaming of all things food, blissfully unaware to the absolute quackery that was going on down below.

You woke up soon later on cold, hard ground.

Looking around in shock and confusion, you felt an overwhelming presence, and so you looked behind, showing nine demons, each with their powers overflowing and making you feel dizzy. A deep voice spoke to you and said, ‘ Welcome to the Devildom, human’. To say that you were shocked was an understatement, and the fact that you couldn’t see their faces made all the more terrifying. In fear of making a mistake, and fearing for your life, you didn’t utter a word.

‘Aaww look at how small and adorable they are’, a sultry voice piped up. ‘Do I really have to be here? Why is it even necessary?’ a whiny voice added. You were getting a little unsettled so you slowly got up from your spot on the floor, and slowly approached the demons, enough to see their faces, your heartbeat in your ears, but to no avail, so you stayed where you were.

‘Ayo thats a cool tattoo ya got there - hey Lucifer d’ya think i can get one,’ one of the demons said. From what little you can see, his hair was as white as snow, and his eyes were a beautiful sea of gold and blue. Yet, you subconsciously tried to hide your arms, surprised that he could see your pact mark.

‘No. And I’m pretty sure your job as a model wouldn’t allow it, Mammon,’ the demon who was called Lucifer replied, with a grumble coming from his brother. ‘Anyways. What is your name, human? I do believe you have quite a few questions as well,’ Lucifer asked you.

‘Um… MC. My name is MC,’ you replied. A scoff was heard and the owner of the voice spoke. ‘I don’t even think we’re going to address them anyway, so a name is not needed. You’re just a mere human, in Hell.’

Lowering your head, you realised he said Hell. If this is Hell, you thought, then that means that- a loud laughter cut through your line of thought. ‘Now, now Belphegor, no need to be so hostile to the human. Besides, this human is special, isn’t that right MC?’

Raising your head, you took a further step forward, and you were able to see each and every demon that was present. Lucifer, had a stern look on his face, worn out and looking very much like he was on his tenth black coffee for the day. Mammon, who looked truly like a model, dark skin and blue-gold eyes making him look more like an angel. Leviathan, who wasn’t even paying attention, more interested in his phone and only taking a glance. Satan, who looked very interested in you, as if you were some sort of specimen. Asmodeus, who, clearly, didn’t seem to have any pure thoughts going through his head, if that blush and that smile was anything to go by. Beelzebub, who had a little smile on his face and a lollipop, seeming to acknowledge you. And Belphegor, who looked at you with pure disgust, a glare never leaving his face.

You looked over at the person who lightheartedly scolded Belphegor, and you saw two demons. One with an air of professionalism, Barbatos, and the other, had a huge smile on his face, who you recognised as Diavolo. A smile like his broke out on your face, and Diavolo seemed happy that you were here. He opened his arms, and you ran and hugged him. Safe to say, that all the demons in the room had their jaws on the floor.

‘WHAT??’ Levi exclaimed, looking back and forth between the two of you. Mammon had to look at his brothers to see if they were seeing the same thing as him and Belphie thought he was going to puke.

‘Barbatos?????’ Lucifer stared at said butler, confused. All the butler did was smile and say, ‘Avatars of Sin, this is MC, the only human being who managed to make a pact with Young Master and survived’.

Lucifer

Fainted from the shock

When he woke up again(courtesy of mammon), he had a look of disbelief

‘How??’

Does this mean he’s got to obey you?? A mere human??

My bros pride is crushed.

Drowned his sorrows in wine

Obviously this attitude changed when you ended up in a pact with him

Bros still salty tho, cuz every time he tried to kill you, you’d just start saying ‘Denziens of the darkness, heed my call’

Shuts him right up and walks off 💀

Really impressed that you managed to withstand the pain of the pact when you were a kid tho

Hes got your respect

Mammon

Very impressed.

He’s nodding in acknowledgment

However, cuz we all know he is the one who warms up to mc first, he wont hesitate to run behind you if lucifer is chasing him

Or whenever a deal of his goes wrong- off to MC we go

Once you get your pact with him, he a little bummed that he’s not your first

Wont hold it against you, he’s still really impressed with the pact you have with the prince

He worries about and respects you even more when he finds out you were only a kid when the connection happened

Honestly loves diavolo’s pact mark- its shiny and he likes shiny things

Takes pride in the fact that although dia is your first, mammons pact mark is over your heart, and that really is everything he’d ever ask for

Leviathan

Shocked, confused, flabbergasted

Bro had to do a double take

Thought he didn’t hear Barbatos properly

Overall, he is pretty shocked, but gets over it the quickest

Quite likes looking at the pact marks on your arms, and does trace over the patterns (art inspiration for him)

He once copied your pact markings on a huge a3 paper once with you, and accidentally summoned diavolo himself

The two of you looked at each other then back at diavolo’s and just shrugged

Gaming marathon with diavolo was quite fun

He never will draw your pact marks again tho that appearance took years out his life.

When he got a pact with you, he actually quite liked his own mark, and decided to draw that instead

Still likes to trace those marks on your body, whether they’re his or not. He finds them interesting

He has stars in his eyes when he realised that you were a child who survived the pact connection tho

Satan

Shocked, confused, flabbergasted ch. 2

This bitch is quite judgmental about it for some odd reason

He did clock that there was something wrong with them ‘tattoos’ of yours

Didnt expect it to be a pact though

My bro looking you up and down, giving you a stink eye

He honestly thought you’d be someone like lucifer (bro meant that as an insult)

Does find the pact marks to be quite interesting though

Remember how good old Stanley satan kept threatening you? Roll your sleeves, display your marks = dominance asserted

Once he’s got a pact with you, you are now going to have all the marks rated one to ten. (Obviously ranks his first like any self respecting demon, but hates the fact that mammon’s is over your heart)

Whenever once of his schemes against lucifer backfires, he also runs to you for shelter.

Loves the look on lucifer face when he sees you, but got his smile wiped off his face when lucifer just walked up to him and caught him by the scruff of his neck like a cat

You can hear this guy taking off (with you in his clutches)

Good luck getting out of the father-son squabble mc

You’re going to need it

Asmodeus

When bro laid his eyes on you, he found you hot with them ‘tattoos’

When they turned out to be pact marks, found you even hotter

He’s always trying to get you to show off your arms- what do you mean its under -30 degrees mc?

Honestly he’s the only one who doesn’t seem that shocked (he is, he’s just good at hiding it)

Always has these lotions and creams to make sure you pact marks look fantastic

Also whenever a lesser demon is bothering you, he just walks up to you, rolls up your sleeves, puts some non sticky lotion on and goes like ‘ you forgot to put some cream on your arms mc, we wouldn’t want Diavolo’s pact mark to not look good now don’t we~’

Makes the lesser demon run off with his tail between his legs, and that is also how a lot of demons don’t try you (they think you’re a short tempered person smh)

When he has his pact with you, its as if Diavolo’s pact mark ain’t even there 💀

Bro attention is on you and his pact mark and makes sure you take care of it properly.

He’s quite alright with the pact marks tho, but also hates that mammons is over your heart

What do mean you cant move the pacts around MC??

Beelzebub

Impressed ch. 2

He doesn’t really mind or care, he’s just hungry

But does wonder if it did hurt, he does know that the pact from any royal would hurt depending on how much magic you know

The one time he almost killed you, he was soo guilty to the point where he just followed you around apologising profusely.

Doesn’t look at custard the same way (was it custard that he was upset about i cant remember pls correct me if im worng)

Wondered why you didn’t use your pact with diavolo

Turns out you just forgot in the heat of the moment.

Once you get his pact, he quite surprised at how big it is on your lower back. Honestly thought that Diavolo’s would be the biggest

Oh well, he quite likes it (his mark not dia’s) and likes to touch it sometimes

Still quite impressed when you manage to make diavolo pop out from thin air

Thinks that you can get diavolo to drag barbatos with him so that he can get some food.

What do you mean it don’t work like that mc?

Belphegor

Disgusted

Ew

First you’re a human and now you’ve got a pact with the himbo.

Any respect he had for you went down the drain.

Say he managed to kill you like in the game, and you don’t use your pact, so you ascend, he’s basically shook that you didn’t use your pact, but diavolo does come pretty quickly since, y’know, he felt his connection breaking

If not, then he’ll be salty, he will keep inconveniencing you, maybe try to kill you idk

How did you put him in his place, you say?

You gave no warning and summoned diavolo, who (thank the lord) was confused. ‘Oh hi mc, Belphegor, whats up?’

Shuts belphie right up, but he only behaves when he’s there

Once diavolo fucks off, he goes back to being a little hoe, so you just summon beel right in the middle of his insults.

Cue sad beel noises ‘why cant you get along with mc, belphie?’

Soo, he fixes up his behaviour (only for beel he says)

But he does end up warming up to you eventually (also because he like to tell you to order diavolo around for his entertainment smh)

Also uses you as a scapegoat whenever an anti lucifer scheme backfires

Seems like everyone be using you as a scapegoat, huh?

Bonus:

Solomon

So many questions

How? When? What kinda attitude towards him did you have?

Bros getting all the information he can get to see if he can make a pact with lucifer (and now maybe diavolo)

Someone stop him before he gets caught by barbatos

Pretty damn bummed when he realises you were a child when the pact was made

Asks barbatos whether he can turn him into a child

Gets a dirty look in return

Seriously tho wth did solomon do to barbatos

Simeon

Verrrry impressed

Also concerned

Are you sure it doesn’t hurt anymore mc?

Knows how much it does hurt for the pact master when the connection is given, especially if they have no magical experience

Will massage your arms and body to give you some relief of tension

He so sweet wth 😫

May or may not give you ideas to mess with diavolo

There’s definitely something going on between them (bro wont hesitate to piss diavolo off)

Luke

First off, he a kid

What does a kid do when they see someone remotely intimidating or scary

Get scared

He was honestly quite afraid when he found out you had a pact with diavolo

Thought you were going to unleash your scary power on him (pls i love him so much 😭)

When he realised you’re not as shady as solomon, he warmed up to you real quick

Always baking with you and cute shit like that

He’s still a little wary about the pact though, so he does try and placate you if you get mad

Poor thing thinks you’re going to summon diavolo and make the prince do something to him

Please reassure the kid

Finds it concerning that you had to go through so much pain AND that you were a kid when the pact was forged

Like simeon, he also gives you massages, or bakes you cookies for you

(He so adorable 😭🖐️)

Barbatos

Already knew

He knew the second Diavolo disappeared

Bros like ‘something just happened’

Still, you’ve got his respect. A human successfully forged a pact with his master, and a child no less. Very cool

Will not hesitate to put you in your place tho

Unlike the brothers and the angels, he’s not afraid of diavolo, and possibly is more powerful than the guy

Has the power of time in his hands, so he knows you don’t hv the guts to summon diavolo.

Does warm up to you ( after making sure there is not one possibility where you will take advantage of the Young Master)

You do have to watch your step though.

He wont hesitate to cast you out to the human world if need be

Diavolo

When the connection was being made, he was so baffled.

How on earth was his first question

Then he saw you and was very concerned

How did this kid summon him? And how are they still alive- oh shit they’re scared

Once he calmed you down and explained everything, he became batman decided to become your father

Of course barbie had to help with all of that (no offence but the guy would end up killing you accidentally with how incompetent he is in raising kids)

He did go back and decide to rio the summoning circle apart, he don’t want another person to come and successfully forge a pact with him.

He does try to suppress a lot of his magic even more than he did when you were younger so he doesn’t overwhelm you and your body.

In short he regulated his power not to kill you

Most stressful years of his life honestly

He had to regulate his emotions and make sure that you learn basic magic too on too of being a Prince and doing princely things

Was happy when you became an adult

Bro sat down and just let his power go to what it was before you.

Still, he does respect you and does try to teach you some more magic and potions when he has the time

Also spoils the absolute heck out of you, regardless of your age

To him, you’re still the child he took in years ago

[dabiscrustyfeet]

Hi, I really liked what you wrote. Can you do the reaction of the brothers when they learn that their children are harassed because of his half human blood? The little one didn't want to say anything, ashamed of being weak when they were their children.

Awww this is such a cute post thank u for requesting my love

(Im so sorry it took so long)

The sins find out their kid was harassed because they have half human blood

Lucifer

First of all

How dare people harass his child

No seriously – you have a death wish

Second of all

His child ain’t weak just because they have half human blood

They are stronger than most demons mkay

So y’all hurting them is 1: a death wish 2: idiocy and 3: he will tell his child to beat yo ass once they get a grip of their power

So when his kid comes to him looking upset – oh he knows and he’s not happy

The kiddo was about to say some lame ass excuse and he cuts them off

‘You know you’re not weak right? You’re still young, your power will grow, okay dear?’

As soon as his kid says ‘aren’t you ashamed that i couldn’t defend myself ?’

Bruh– he’s looking at his kid like 👁👄👁

He’s offended– you think he’s ashamed?

Staring at his kid like they grew three heads

‘No i am not ashamed’ honestly said it with so much finality you’d have thought he was in an argument

Obviously he needs to make his kid feel better so [insert very soft dad lucifer comforting his child]

And when the his pride and joy [his kid, if you didn’t realise] fell asleep

He decided to ready the not so secret torture chamber in the basement

He had a few guests coming over

Mammon

Oof- i feel sorry for whoever hurt this mans kid

First off, mammon has a soft spot for kids; he has a nine year old to look after and pays child support for and he absolutely adores luke

Second off, you thought lucifer and beel were scary when it comes to protecting their family if someone hurt them

Well, mammon is terrifying

So, mammon is minding his business, ya know, doing things the avatar of greed does

And his kid has come home and goes straight to their room

And mammon was kinda hyper fixated on some shit, so obviously, levi pops in the guys room and tells him his kid is home

Now you have mammon running to his kid to ask them about their day

And he hears them sobbing, face down on their bed Disney style

Now mammon is very concerned

‘Whats wrong?’ He asked his kid

They kinda cry harder, so mammon holds them close, as he did with his brothers once

Once they calm down they tell mams what happened and they’ve been hurt and they think he’s ashamed

He pretty much shuts down the idea just like lucifer has cuz uno: he loves his kid dos: he ain’t ashamed , and he loves them and tres: they’re his kid, so they will be powerful in due time

You and i both know that mammon is the best at controlling his anger, and he’d rather comfort his child than commit a felony

But don’t you think he forgotten oh no he hasn’t

After a few days of regaining the child’s happiness, and they are better than ever

Thats when he strikes

With the help of his crows, he manages to locate them bitches who put the idea that his kid is weak cuz they have half human blood in their head

And lets say that those hoes are now resting in pieces

There is a reason why mammon is the second strongest avatar

Do not underestimate his power

Leviathan

Levi was watching tsl for the umpteenth time

Annd he got bored, so he decided to see if his kid was back home

He likes watching anime with them, i mean it does get boring alone sometimes

He saw them walk out the door, and he ran to ask if they wanna play a game or something

And his kid be like ‘🥲 sure’

Levi is bamboozled and would like an explanation

He wants to know why they look like that

Like who hurt you? Why you upset 🤨

The kid tries to lie or some shit

Babes. Levi is the grand admiral for a reason

🎶Why you lying why you always lying🎶

Once he got the truth out of his kid this mans envy comes out

‘Its not fair, they shouldn’t treat you like this– don’t they know that you’re my kid? How dare they hurt you?!’

And now he’s holding his kid close to him : a way to prevent him from flooding the house

Which also meant that he unknowingly turned into his demon form, meaning his tail is also hugging his kid

I mean what else do you expect with a tail get your head out the gutter

Now once he calmed down, he reassured his kid that ‘these fucktards were jealous of you, that you are powerful and who cares if youve got half human blood?🤨 you can still beat their asses no problem’

He’s out here making them think of all the things they could do to those harassers once their power increases

Unfortunately this kid also does watch whatever anime they have over there with levi, meaning they are cultured

They read and watched death note, so now we have a little light yagami waiting for their power to awaken

Levi doesn’t have to do much to the harassers really

You thought Lotan was huge?

The Leviathan makes Lotan look like a butterfly

Satan

Oh satan, satan, satan

Damn

I don’t even know what to say

This man was doing his daily things

Read a book, check on the cats, read a book, check on the cats, go to the cat cafe, read a book

You get the point

Satan is already a whole menace on his own

Imagine him and his kid together

They wreck shit together, be cynical together, prank lucifer together, hunt down assholes together

They’re basically best friends

This kid, being a lot like satan, doesn’t cry easily

So imagine the shock when satan comes home from petting some stray cats

His menace of child- crying while reading a book

So he asks them whats the matter

‘Who do i need to defenestrate?’

So kid is like ‘ah no nothing is wrong this book is just sad’

Decent excuse that satan actually bought

So he decides to sit with them to comfort them, yanno

Sometimes books can be depressing

Until he reads the front cover

Which reads ‘Heidi’

Sure some parts are sad, but boi it is not enough for you to cry

So he’s a little confused

‘Are you lying?’

‘No’ they say while not giving eye contact

Lies.

How does he know?

He just does

‘You’re lying. What happened ?’

Obviously, they end up fessing up how they feel like satan is ashamed and how they are weak cuz of the human blood in them

Cue angry satan noises

Like levi, he got mad for his kid

You know them little book towers in his room

That shit went tumbling down

Hoes very mad

So ✨reassurance time✨

After the child is happy, feeling better, he goes on a rampage

Massive rampage

He uses his connections and all

Made use of everything he has

Some point he roped lucifer’s own connections in

Nobody can escape the wrath of Satan

Asmodeus

The last thing anyone should be doing is insulting his kid

Ik his child is taught self love from a young age

Anyone who tries to make his kid self loathe ends up on the blacklist

Asmo’s kid is obviously real confident in almost everything

So imagine the shock of asmo when he sees his kid bawling their eyes out with a tub of ice cream in their lap

Now this kid normally cries dramatically and makes it known

But they hid away in asmos room, all is not well.

We now have an avatar of sin fretting over his kid, wiping tears and shit ya know

And asks what the matter is

So when asmo hears what comes out of his kids mouth, he goes haywire

About to go crazy

But keeps it in

Asmodeus inhales and exhales, to calm himself down

‘Darling, your my child, and you are a thousand times more powerful than those idiots. How about we have a bath and watch some movies, hmm?’

Is what he says

Since his kid absolutely hates violence (they find it a waste of time) , he cant really say what he about to do

So he decides to leave the matter till later and chooses to comfort the kid ( while also finding out about who made his kid upset)

And asmo manages to locate them hoes who hurt his kid

He may not like getting his hands dirty but he sure as hell will do it for his child

He is a ruler of hell after all

Beelzebub

Whoever hurt this mans kid is daft

Anyways

His child was found outside gardening

And beel was passing by till he hears his child speaking to the plants

‘Maybe they think that will make the plants grow, cute’

Or so he thought

My guy came closer and heard the poor kid crying to the plants saying shit like ‘im a disgrace’

So he scoops them up in his arms and holds them close.

He decides to distract them and calm them down, drink some water and the cookie he had ( he trying his best)

Among the things that he shows the child is his demon form

The child was always fascinated with the sound of his wings

The soft buzz of his wings calmed them down, and their cheeks was stuffed of the cookies, looking very much like a hamster

Beel asks them of why they were crying and it turns out that they thought he was ashamed of them being a half blood

Which is an idea that ya boy shut down completely

We all know that beel is quite blunt with what he says, and so he asked them who put the idea in his head

When the tell him the kids names, he quite frankly says ‘they don’t amount to anything if they find happiness in hurting others feelings - don’t think much of them too much okay, they wont bother you anymore’

Damn right they didnt

Because they were dead

What can i say? His stomach is bottomless pit, he may as well make use of it

Belphegor

Now, why would you do that?

What possessed you to target Belphegor’s child?

The kid of the homicidal maniac

The kid of the man who is insane

The kid of a guy who strangled you

Clearly you haven’t thought this through

So the child is up in the attic, in a corner, sulking

We all know that belphie has problems, but these problems are set aside to see what is going on with his kid

Belphegor just sits there, next to the child, and pulls them to his lap, stroking the kids hair-hes being very wholesome at the moment

After a few minutes, the kid has their tension eased from their shoulders, feeling very calm after all

‘Do you want to talk about it?’ is what belphie asks

He knew the second the kid stilled in his lap something has happened

Surprisingly, he tries to coax the kid into telling him what happened, but like also saying they don’t need to tell him if they don’t want to

We all know he a nosy prick and he definitely wants to know

The second he finds out, the temperature in the attic drops

However, he acts like all is well and continues humming a lullaby to his kid

If the lullaby was a sleeping spell in disguise, the child will never know

After the kid falls asleep and belphie tucks them to bed, he leaves the room and decides to take a stroll outside to calm his nerves

Once he felt very calm he decides to go back home

Lets say his efforts of trying not to cause murder went down the drain

Why, you may ask?

Its because he saw them dudes who thought they could make his kid feel bad about themselves

Now, I like to think belphegor has some sort of hypnotic power, whether to immobilise someone or to make them sleep, he has it

His voice is soft and sweet, a melody of its own kind

The people seem to answer; their bodies moving towards an alleyway, eyes glazed over

Belphegor stalks by, and the song he sings starts increasing in tempo, danger screams in the hearts of the hypnotised demons

The melody stops to an abrupt halt

The demons wake up from what they thought was a slumber, and they see-

They see the avatar of sloth looming over them, in all his glory

They do not what they have done to invoke the wrath of the youngest

…

They are liars

They knew whose child that was, yet they didn’t care for the whispers of disbelief around them, nor did they care for the consequences

So, now they, the demons, pressed against the wall of the dark alleyway, lay there

Eyes glazed over, hands squeezing their necks, living through their worst nightmares

Those whispers of disbelief these unfortunate demons heard were warnings

The Avatar of Sloth, who looking down on the with pure ecstasy, is truly a monster

Why??

[dabiscrustyfeet]

I finally found it 😩

Dancing in the shadow master list!

Key: red means heavy themes that may trigger some readers. (don't worry, it will be properly tagged and if I miss any let me know so I can fix it!)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 4.5, Part 5.

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Fluff Reblog Masterlist:

ALL BROTHERS:

Squishing Their cheeks

MC uses Pacts With Brothers To Help Them

Bros being whipped for MC

MC dyes their hair to match the bros

Finding out you are pregnant

MC is a sleep Hugger

MC accidentally saying 'love you' at the end of the call

MC with chaotic/dumbass energy

MC behaving like the brothers's sin

MC being scared of snails/spiders

Super flirty MC

The bros opening the door when MC was standing behind it

Bros being Jealous

Bros turn into cats

Them comforting you after you have a nightmare

Bros + Dia thinking you hate them Pt.1

How they carry you

The Brothers Give a Depressed MC Advice

Waking The Bros Up To Ask If They're Asleep

GN!Mc Giving The Bros The ‘Bonk of Friendship’

Confessing Their Love On New Year's Eve

MC is a cat hybrid

How the demon brothers show they love you

Look! It's Us!

You're My Favorite! But Don't Tell the Others-

Mammon, You Bastard-!

Being affectionate towards Lucifer

⚾️ A Ball to the Balls ⚾️

Giving them Face/Forehead Kisses - Older Brothers / Younger Brothers

MC Goes to the Demon Brothers During a Storm - Older brothers / Younger brothers

Trustfalls! (Crack!MC)

MC who loves randomly complimenting and kissing to show appreciation

What Pets they would get

FICS:

MC Takes in a Devildom Rat As A Pet

MC Was Fed A Love Potion By Another Demon

When MC's human boyfriend broke up with her over text

(I HAVEN'T UPDATED THE LIST YET, BUT I'LL DO IT VERY SOON).

LUCIFER:

Reacting to a surprise forehead kiss

When Lucifer Knew He Loved You

Operation Find Goldie

MC protecting Lucifer

MC turning into a cat

A Sacrifice

He Finds out you love him

Little Things

Loving

MAMMON:

Reacting to a surprise forehead kiss

When Mammon Knew He Loved You

Clingy Mammon HC

Mammon comforting Mc

He Accidentally Says I Love U

Love

Cuddles

Mammon Clinging on MC becoz they used his perfume

He Finds out you love him

A Gift Worth Keeping

Summoning him

Kisses Goodnight

Warmth

LEVI:

When Leviathan Knew He Loved You

No Crying

He finds out you love him

When you're biased towards him from the start

Hopeless Romantic

A Crushing Victory

Normie?!

Happy Birthday Levi!

SATAN:

Satan and Belphie turn into children

When Satan Knew He Loved You

Them as your boyfriend

Hopeless Romantic

To Calm a Storm

ASMO:

When Asmo Knew He Loved You

Them as your boyfriend

The Most Beautiful Word

BEEL:

When Beel Knew He Loved You

Them as your boyfriend

Love at First… Bite?

Finally Full

BELPHIE:

Satan and Belphie turn into children

When Belphie Knew He Loved You

Them as your boyfriend

Catching Feelings (Among Other Things)

Surprise Encounter

Not Letting You Get Up For School

THE UNDATEABLES:

Diavolo

Reacting to a surprise forehead kiss

When Daivolo Knew He Loved You

Mc Meeting Diavolo’s Dad

One Night

Barbatos

Reacting to a surprise forehead kiss

Distraction

Prepping

Solomon:

When Solomon Knew He Loved You

Love (without a) Potion

Simeon

When Simeon Knew He Loved You

Fear of Falling (in Love)

LAST UPDATED - 09 / 04 / 2022

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Barbatos losing his cool is not something you see everyday

Aftermath of the Mammon fumble!

(ALT TITLE: Aftermath of Barbatos calling Mammon 'dear')

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Mammon had sat in his seat, putting his bag down beside him. When he finally looked up, he saw everyone in the room staring at him, and he was confused. After a few moments, he had noticed what he did wrong: He called Barbatos 'Babe' instead of Barbie.

Mammon was embarassed, but he acted like nothing was wrong. Barbatos walked back to behind Diavolo while the princes eyes followed his movements like a stalker. Lucifer was the onlly one who was visibly angry, the others were just surprised or confused.

"What did you just call my brother?" He sharply asked, eyeing Barbatos intensly.

"Woahwoahwoah WOAH!" Levi sputtered. "Whats happening?!"

"The WHOLE time we did parties and baking lessons you were dating Mammon?!" Luke conflictedly exclaimed.

"No way! Why did you never tell us, Mammon?!" Asmodeus yelled.

"That is just messed. up." Satan said, disgust visible on his face.

Everyone chattering and yelling, bombarding either Barbatos or Mammon with questions. Both demons were trying their best not to laugh as the comments got more and more far off from what was really happening.

"Silence!" Lucifer shouts, shocking everyone into silence. Everyone sat down, and Barbatos couldn't help but chuckle. "Barbatos," he said sternly. "Explain yourself. Now."

Barbatos chuckled. Then he turned red. His eyes started to water. He was holding in his laugh with all his might as he covered his mouth with his gloved hand. He almost was able to stop and answer, but Mammon just had to speak.

"Big bro, there ain't nothin' to explain. He my ken, and he be enterin’ my dreamhouse if you know what i mean.”

That was Barbatos’ last straw.

By this point, they had figured this was all a joke. But this, this was unexpected

That was the first time anyone had seen Barbatos lose his composure, and you bet Mammon was proud he was the one who made him lose it.

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Having Sleep Paralysis

Satan: Oh shit! Back the fuck off! Or I'll fucking kill you! Oh yeah? Just wait till I can move and I'm not the only one getting paralyzed.

Belphegor: Wait I can't move. Oh what is that? Is that one of my murder victims coming to kill me..?

Asmodues: Why are you looking at me like a fucking pedophile?

Lucifer: Don't touch me. I don't like people touching me and do you clean your feet before coming In?

Mammon: I can't even sleep in peace without you breathing heavily you have asthma in the corner. Shut up!

Beelzebub: Go on. You want to die twice?

Leviathan: Oh it's you again?! If you don't stay the duck away I'm filling a restraining order against your 50 feet!