#shake Your Ass

[x-heesy]

SwaG attack

„You better check yo' self before you wreck yo' self“

Yeah, word is bond

Das EFX in this, you know what I'm sayin'?

Straight from the sewer, word is bond

Yeah, yeah, ah, yeah

We doing this with my nigga

Where my nigga, Ice Cube in the motherfucker?

Word is bond, yeah

You better check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause I'm bad for your health

I come real stealth

Dropping bombs on your moms

Fuck car alarms

Doing foul crime, I'm that nigga wit' yo' Alpine

Sold it for a six-o, always let tricks know

And friends know, we got the indo

No, I'm not a sucker sitting in a House of Pain

And no, I'm not the butler, I'll cut ya

Headbutt ya, you say you can't touch this

And I wouldn't touch ya, in fact, motherfucker

Here to let you know boy, oh boy

I make dough, but don't call me Doughboy

This ain't no fucking motion picture

A guy or bitch-a, my nigga get wit'cha, and hit you

Taking that yak to the neck, so you better run a check

So come on and chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Yeah, come on and check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played

'Cause they bitchmade, pulling out a switchblade

That's kinda trifle 'cause that's a knife, ho

AK-47, Assault Rifle

Hold the 50, I'm nifty, pow

I got a new style (watch out now!)

I hate motherfuckers claiming that they folding bank

But steady talking shit in the holding tank

First, you wanna step to me?

Now your ass screaming for the deputy

They send you to Charlie-Baker-Denver row

Now they runnin' up in you slow

You're gone, used to be the Don Juan (check that shit out)

Now your name is just Twan

Switchin', snappin', rollin' your eyes and neck

You better run a check

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

Come on and check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

'Cause big dicks up yo' ass is bad for ya health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!)

If you're foul, you better run a make on that license plate

You coulda had a V8

Instead of a tre-eight slug to the cranium (pow!)

I got six and I'm aimin' 'em

Will I shoot or keep you guessing?

'Cause fuck you and that shit you're stressing

Bitch, get off the wood, you're no good

There goes the neighborhood hooker (slut)

Go ahead and keep your drawers

Giving up the claps and who needs applause

At a time like this, pop the coochie and you dead

The bitch is a Miami Hurricane head

Sprung, niggas call her 'Lips & Lungs'

Nappy dugout, get the fuck out

'Cause women like you gets no respect

Bitch, you better run a check

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

So chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self (yeah)

Come on and check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self

'Cause bitches like you is bad for my health

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!), come again, check it!

Mic-mic-microphone check (one, two! Check it!), come again, check it!

Chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

You better chickity-check yo' self before you wreck yo' self

I said check yo' self before you wrickity-wreck yo' self (check, check)

Mic-microphone check

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (check it, one, two!, one, two!)

Mic-microphone check (one, two)

Mic-microphone (check yo' self Cube) (yeah)

@m-l-3 @wetwicksdry @invincible-selfxmade-punk @kattywompuss @bigbonzo @cumpletelyhappythesecond

Check Yo Self by Ice Cube ​shake Your Ass, LuvaZ

[juhnkit]

Motivational Music in the Morning ... #RobZombie, #ShakeYourAssSmokeYourGrass ... from the album #TheLunarInjectionKoolAidEclipseConspiracy [Official Music Video] (2021) #MMitM1

[atafrd]

Shake your ass, stake a vamp, and do some shots with the Professor.

I still can’t believe the protagonists in Dracula besides Van Helsing are all canonically in their twenties plus one nineteen year old. They should have been at the club

[theloyalpin]

releasing 30+ versions of one album should result in you being sniped tbh

[limpnoodles]

The sheer terror I felt for husk at this moment:

(Alastor we need a talk.)

[softcitrus2345]

I TOLD YALL I WAS COOKING >:DDD

Finally got around to finishing what I had planned as a Valentines post, ignore the fact that it's march now XDD This is a follow up to this post I shared around mid-february in honor of my two favorite lovebugs ;p If you thought they couldn't get any cheesier, you were dead wrong-

Vanessa is holding back the very strong urge to BITE BITE BITE BI-

(also if it wasn't clear, here's the dialogue for the last page XD) Damien: Huh.. It's like.. dough..? So soft... Vanessa: Yeah... Damien: ...You wanna make out? Vanessa: Yeah.

[aychama]

SHAKE THOSE HIPS NARINDER

Yes. Yes I did make Narinder shake his hips to Camel by Camel, a song that is popular becuase of Ankha Zone.

[fun-esta]

[gothteddiesdotcom]

contrary to popular belief I love scrolling tumblr and seeing porn on my dash in public. Why the fuck are you looking at my phone? Mind your business

[slavhew]

jayce caught a cold

[erinwantstowrite]

you know what's so funny about chapter 18? Peter's motivation for beating Loki's ass. it's pretty much entirely for Thor at this point, right? because he saw what he did to Thor and knows how important this is for him. and Peter's mainly thinking "Well, sometimes I get a little insecure, but at the end of the day I am aware of what I made Spider-Man for, and so are the Avengers. so I'm a little ticked off that they didn't tell me everything about Loki but I'm sure it was for a good reason and they were keeping in mind that I've never really wanted to do some of the world saving that they do."

and then he finds out why they didn't tell him about Loki and he's like "okay actually i am mad now" (which yes this is part of the reason they didn't tell him, but there's another bigger reason that will outshine this reason)

[mittland]

“I’ve got a big ego and enjoy the attention. My son has a word: attention whore. You have to be one of those, otherwise why would you be up in front of thousands of people shaking your butt? When it comes down to it, I like the way it makes me feel. And the way that I can make you feel when I do it… It thrills me, it excites me, it gives me meaning, it gives me purpose.”

Bruce Springsteen, 2007

[pyotrkochetkov]

@Canes: POV: you're behind the camera for the #Canes 🎥

[lynn-tged-posting]

"i get to thinkin' 'bout your sun-kissed face / and a quiet place i could give you all my time"

textless :3

based on a self-indulgent headcanon that lloyd laughs like a goofball and very easily at terrible jokes. he snorts and giggles and wheezes, his nose wrinkles and his grin is all sorts of lopsided. he has to hold himself from falling over, and crinkles form underneath his eyes, and he's laughing so so loudly and javier thinks it's the cutest look in the world. lloyd really should laugh more often, take it easy more often. it suits him.

[iguessricciardo]

imagine working your ass off to be on a team then marc comes and twerks on the podium 4 times and gets it instead