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river--ghost · 8 days ago

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work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

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ennieasys · 5 months ago

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5 Favourite Characters Poll (Tag Game)

I was tag by: @star-mum

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Thanks you so much for the tag

Tags <3: @meeks-beas @practically-an-x-man @outer-space-face @trashworldblog @mydearlybeloathed

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sinsydia · 4 months ago

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Headcanon that pelican town thinks Sebastian is the yoba equivalent of the antichrist and he revels in it

#sinsydia #sdv sebastian #sebastian sdv #sebastian stardew valley #stardew valley #antiyobaist??? or something lmao #hes just a troll though #they try to convert him but he insists he only believes in the mothman #hes my little emo boi 🖤🖤🖤

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lxnarphase · 1 month ago

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I’m dying from the gym so imagine not being able to have sex with toji (who is going feral bc u look really good after coming from the gym) bc u went too hard on the hip adduction machine and even THINKING about spreading your legs has you groaning in pain

so the ‘poor thing’ just sulks because he wanted to spread you open and eat you out before you showered and lick the sweat off you but also bc seeing you wince just from walking up and down the stairs is making him upset

#He insists on carrying you around now until u feel better #and tells u not to overwork urself #but then tries his best not to laugh when u tell him u only did two sets of 10 #he’s such a little shit #˗ˏˋ ★ lxnarblabs .ᐟ #toji x reader #fushiguro toji x reader

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frownyalfred · 9 months ago

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I think several members of the Justice League hate the Batfamily because every one of them — every single one — has the same, Batman-esque look on their face when they know something you don’t. Which they do. Frequently. Just like the fucking Bat.

#even Jason’s smirk is a little too Bruce sometimes #and everyone can see it but him #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #justice league #jl #I imagine strategic planning on the watchtower is always miserable for the bat haters #cause one of his fucking kids is ALWAYS there #and they all insist that they’re different #but they’re just like Him

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sabreurs · 9 months ago

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sokka trying to get katara to give up on her waterbending bc it could get her killed. and katara refuses to give up and continues to practice anyway. bc sokka and katara represent the survival of both the people and the culture. sokka had the safety of their people thrust upon him by his dad, while katara is the only one in their tribe that can carry the weight of their culture. both are heavy burdens, and they're struggling with their roles bc they're just two kids trying to rebuild in the wake of genocide. but they refuse to give up, bc that's what the story is about.

holding onto hope, regardless of what you face.

#so glad they focused on this aspect of katara and sokka's story instead of making them fight abt sexism #highlighting the unique ways in which they struggle to preserve the water tribe hits so much harder #ALSO it's a little unclear but if katara is the one who helped free aang from the iceberg #then katara's insistence on embracing her culture is what breaks the iceberg and frees aang (aka hope)#natla spoilers #avatar the last airbender #netflix atla #live action atla #katara #sokka #atla #natla #🪸

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sh5 · 6 months ago

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what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? (redraw of a piece from 2021)

#I know lawrence DID NOT !!!! CHEAT ON HERRRR !!!!!!! but. fun piece to draw anyways.#lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #saw #saw (2004)#this is my onesided chainshipping rallying cry. TO ME they wouldn't get together but that doesn't mean we can't have a little crushhh #nuggarts #(oh edit btw you’re welcome to tag as chainshipping i don’t mind. my weird insistence that it’s one sided isn’t THAT serious)

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ayo-edebiri · 4 months ago

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TEEN WOLF (2011 - 2017) I 2.06 - Frenemy

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the-raindeer-king · 5 months ago

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Simon and Price are the kind of guys that insist on paying for everything on a vacation. They're paying for the hotel, the rental car, food, any stupid knickknacks you want. If you even pull out your wallet, they're going to be all huffy. John will politely tell you not to worry about, he's got you covered. On the hand, Simon's taking your wallet from you, telling you that you don't need to spend your money, you've got him for that.

Johnny and Kyle don't mind splitting things with you. You pay for the hotel, he'll pay for the flights, dividing out the expenses so you've both got money for the actual trip. Johnny gets all lovey-dovey when you buy him things, jokes that you're spoiling him. But don't fret, he'll get you back later. Gaz gets all warm and fuzzy when you pay for dinner, staring at you with a lovestruck expression. He thinks it's so sweet, and it's just one more push towards finally pulling the ring out of his pocket.

#simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #call of duty #simon ghost riley x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #john price x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #my writing #just some quick little thing while I've got downtime on my vacation #also inspired by my husband who split the cost of everything but is also insisting on paying for everything while we're here #sir pls i have my own money 😔 but also yes spoil me 😌

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 1 month ago

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A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)

Sorry if this is OOC!

#mama~ just killed a man~~#<- PLEASE get that reference #anyways- the lipgloss is popping and the girlies are slaying <3 (literally)#psychologically messing with the doomed narrative brothers just for the fucksies and the funsies #as per usual #been planning on this lore drop for a WHILE but got sidetracked- so here it is later than never #A brief insight on how Stan got roped into the whole mess and why Ford is so insistent on bringing Bill back #there's a little more to it like how Bill kinda acted like a parasite in Ford's brain?? and it latched onto his mind until he became #like codependant and INTEGRAL to his brain and whatnot #and then Ford killing him from his mindscape was basically the equivalent of him smashing the load bearing pillar of his mind with a #big ass hammer #sooo it left a GAPING hole where Bill used to be- making Ford believe Bill cursed him or did something to him during his last breaths as #revenge #(which Bill obviously didn't because he was busy DYING- altho it's completely fair of Ford to believe that of Bill- that narsty skank)#so he's trynna bring Bill back to figure that shit out- BUT also ALSO keep in mind that Ford is a leetol bit frazzled atm #he's not in his right mind- so he's making stupid decisions and stupid thoughts #anyways #gravity falls #gravity falls au #stanford pines #ford pines #grunkle ford #stanley pines #stan pines #grunkle stan #bill cipher #my art #my writing #HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU #tw graphic descriptions

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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Normal boy spotted.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen wing #wen remnants #Wen ning #This scene felt like a bit of a fever dream. We have (with little to no comedic exaggeration):#1) WWX whistling and somehow summoning not one but several horses to his side.#2) meeting the surviving Wen sect members who insist on not leaving Wen Ning behind.#Only for it to cut back to Wen Ning ripping a guy in half. (Not pictured here. I tried so hard but I could not make it look good).#Personally I feel like we moved on way too fast from the horse thing. Where did they come from? WWX couldn't have brought them.#He *just* found out there were more people left behind.#So...are the from the Jing sect? Are these disloyal horses? Or does WWX have incredible animal charisma skills?#It feels a bit like a DND player asked to call in some horses and the DM said 'Sure if you roll well enough' and it was a natural 20.#Maybe this is just my own envy cutting through. God damn I wish I could whistle and summon a horse to my side whenever I needed to.#I know I should not be so hung up on the horses. But my brain is cooked. I have been so sick.#The kind of sickness that makes it hard to breathe. Or think. Or have any energy at all.#I wish I had good commentary to write here. I just...really want a nap. And for October to restart to make up for all the lost time.#Thank you all for being so kind and patient once again. It truly means a lot.

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jadecantcreate · 2 months ago

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an alternate fancy outfit for my darling <3 he deserves it

detail / doodle close ups

#the pocket watch string thing isnt actually for a pocket watch #its his compact mirror #hes so fun to draw #top hats arent #i tried yall #twig insisted on making the outfit for him #he doesnt admit it but he adores it #maybe will make fancy outfits for the rest of the krew??#no promises but i want to do that #i need to draw the rest of them more fr #the favoritism is showing through #once upon a witchlight #legends of avantris #kremy lecroux #coalecroux #only a little bit #but i had to include them because.#*runs away*#i just had to

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captainkirkk · 6 months ago

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Concept: Zuko is gifted a dragon egg to take care of and protect, only to panic when a HUMAN baby hatches from the egg several weeks/months later

#the gods insist it's a gift for achieving his destiny and helping bring balance to the world #but teenage fire lord zuko is freaking OUT #baby half-dragon izumi is the cutest little baby and keeps setting the curtains on fire when she sneezes #zuko is STRESSED #avatar #atla #my posts #au ideas

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obscureenthusiast · 2 years ago

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-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC

#ides of march #would you believe that I created this image all the way back in january STRICTLY BECAUSE I HAVE THAT MUCH BEEF WITH CAESAR?#this was created because he insisted that the Rhine was the border between Gaul and Germany #just so he could declare that he'd 'conquered' Gaul #but there's very little evidence that the peoples living in those places even viewed the Rhine as a barrier between lands #and their continued fighting against rome along that border line could indicate that they were in fact #attempting to reunite lands occupied by foreign invaders #anyway fuck you caesar i hope your triumph sucked ass #and that everyone who ever made bald jokes about you found idk a denarius in their pocket unexpectedly #yes i'm retroactively wishing dead people good and ill i'm complicated like that

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cloudabserk · 6 months ago

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who’s the strongest ninja in the world?

#naruto #sasuke uchiha #itachi uchiha #naruto uzumaki #when i was little my father would tell me to summon all the superheroes and cartoon characters to my nightmare to chase bad guys away #which i was never able to do! i wasn’t in control of my dream. and my baby brother used to insist that i take a sip of his water first #he said i made it taste better 😭 so sweet. and i remember cuddling up against my moms back like that as a little kid. very safe feeling

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adinafay · 1 year ago

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I like to think Bhaal spends the entire timeline of BG3 just so incredibly confused and absolutely pissy about why he can't convince anyone - even his most special, Chosen, purest of Bhaalspawn- to murder for simple murder's sake.

Not that Bhaal doesn't appreciate murder more generally, but also how in the hells is he supposed to achieve global-genocide when everyone, even his own idiot kids, keeps using his precious murder as a mere tool, a means to their own ends, ya know?

He has to be a helicopter-parent to Durge about it:

Pre-tadpole Durge is so in-want of connection that they have to be under constant supervision by their specially-assigned butler to try and keep them on task. ("Stop bitching and let me live vicariously through you like all the other sport-parents!")

Then, even that isn't enough to stop them from connecting with Bane's lil shit "Gortash" and eventually starting in with the crown/Absolute plan ("Why in the hells are we using MY MURDER to help fucking Bane with his fucking tyranny?!")

Shortly after that Durge goes and gets merc'd and tadpoled by the other one... ("Have I taught my children nothing!? Orin really should know well by now that it's not 'murder' if they survive...")

... And then - clearly still prone to frivolous connection - they fucking gang up with a bunch of weirdos only to head home with other, new bad habits like "thinking for themselves" and "the apparent intent to entirely trash the plan they insisted on making with Gortash!" ("If you didn't want to play you shouldn't have had me sign you up for the team! Get your ass back in the game! You already got your Deathstalker uniform and everything! Now stop embarrassing me and maybe I'll even give you a slayer form.")

And, while Durge is being a rebellious lil Bhaalspawn, Bhaal also has to contend with:

His cultists, who are apparently killing mostly just for notoriety and/or safety amongst themselves. ("Quit playing around! I assure you I do not give a single fuck which one of you did it or how clean it was so long as the murder(s) did happen.")

Orin, who is playing at being an artist and completely absorbed in her exploration of murder and maiming as novel media to express her innumerable daddy issues ("Yes, I DO still like your lobotomized bloodkin more; at least they never wasted my time asking me to put all their shitty artwork up on the fridge.")

And Bane and Myrkul, who are presumably laughing their godly asses off and/or absolutely raging at Bhaal's inability to keep anyone at heel and how it's interfering with their mutual plan.

TL;DR: Life is hard when you're The God of Murder and neither your employees or your children properly respect the family business and your frenemies mock you for it.

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